Mar 31 2008Paris Hilton eats it in Prague

FIRST!!!!!

holy shit this is the best thing i've heard all year.

I would have a tiny bit of respect for him if he had whipped it out and jerked off onto her face while she was lying there.

Face first into somethin....where have we heard that before....

Oh, and #1, you're a loser.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Couldn't have happened to a more deserving twatface.

People who write "FIRST" are lame fucks. Now let's get back to making fun of Paris.

Looks like me trying to leave a bar...except the guy has his pants on.

whatever happened to the good old days when sean penn would shot at photographers? Benji sounds more like a scared teenager than a man.

OH GOD, *PLEASE* LET THERE BE VIDEO OF THIS!!!!

#1 - Alaina - ignore these jealous losers, you won this thread!

This is a perfect example of why women should practice a healthy life style. I am sure Paris is one of those underweight females that eat once a day; probably at dinner time. I understand Paris is a ditz which does not help, but she was probably light headed from not eating, tripped, lost her balance, and fell.

Can't dance, can't walk...saw the sex tape, sure can't fuck. Three strikes, yer out.

Gives a new meaning to "carpet muncher"...............

#12

lol!

It's those goddamn giant feet we need to thank for this little treat. If the old adage holds any truth, Paris has a waaaaaayyyy bigger cock than Benji.

paris didn't fall. she heard there were billionaire penises hidden in the magic carpet. how could she resist?

#11 That's really rich, when your name sounds like a bulemic barfing up lunch.

Well...I'm not going to cast a stone, because most nights I end up with something lumpy on my chin...

he's too quick on his toes to get caught up with these hoes

THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! Nothing like seeing someone...especially Paris...get hurt during a comedic prat-fall flat on her face!

Besides she was most likely sloshed out of her pea-brain mind!

#13 LOL - but that implies she actually eats.

That Benji is a winner.

Though what's the big deal? Isn't Paris used to having someone bust on her chin?

benji is using her for the press and her money. talking to her must be like talking to a Corky

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't see the point why that douchefucker Benji Madden bothered running??

#12, LOL!! I saw the porn and the girl needs cock sucking lessons as well.

sloppy whores are the best. just scrap them off the floor and you'll have fun for hours + no cuddling.

#26 That's because all Paris does is pose - bellydancing and cocksucking do require some effort (hey, there's a reason it's called a blowJOB). Bitch can't be bothered to do either right.

the only thing she's good for is getting down on all fours and she can't even do that right.

"blowJOB"

huh! Never really thought of it that way, but you're right. I guess in my mind I was always thinking "rimJOB" when my arms would get tired from holding apart Frist's big cottage-cheese asscheeks while licking her hairy bunghole and trying not to sneeze...

thanks matthew :)

and while its kinda funny, i feel bad her-- Paris is so funny!

but she must die, its for the harvest.

SWEET!!! This made my day!

btw - you would be trippin' all the time too if you had Shaq-size 22 feet.

@30 Are you going to die soon asshole troll??

#35 We know that's not you, because we all know that FRIST shaves.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where is there a mastercard commercial when you need one?

Pic #4 is perfect (and appropriate, accurate and expected)

The best part is it looks like Paris was crying. Boooo Hoooooo, I guess the dumb shit should look where she is walking instead of trying to pose her ass for the cameras. I am surprised they even got those pictures. I would have been laughing my ass off..

THis is so much better then her sad sac crying pic in the back of a police car !!!! I am with the other poster, LET THERE BE VIDEO !!!

Hello!!! I'm IN THE ROOM!!!!!!

Was she stoned or did she already lose her cat like reflexes?

and #7 - LOL.

FRIST, Are you glad to know that everyone in here knows you shave??

it looks like jesus did smite her

LAW SUITE!!! She should sue. Pore girl.

Wow, what a guy Benji is! He was taking a step over her. I would dump his azz just for that. I'm sure this is going to end their relationship now.
I love how much she's trying to cover the bump up with her hand. Score for the photog who actually got the shot of the bruise!!!!!! Bravo dude!!!!

#45 Shit, I'd sue the teacher that gave you a passing grade in spelling.

I'm no fan of Paris but the prick STEPPED OVER HER? Probably heard there were free growth hormones out the back - he really gets those knees as he runs like a skipping pixie doesn't he?

@45 For what? Being to stupid to see the step? We should sue your parents for not having an abortion..

Sorry, no comment..

Everyone cops the superficial writer's humor, and it's a crappy allusion to the real stuff anyway. And to all the douche's who thiink they're funny about how nasty here seamen filled oral cavity is, guaranteed you'd stick it to paris. You might be ashamed but she's much better than that fat chick from your past. Plus if you get lucky and she's knocked up your the new K-fed.

best fucking thing i heard all year

best fucking thing i heard all year

@53 Anna Mikes dick would be the funniest fucking thing you have seen all year.

That is if you could actually see it.

Message to All Paparazzi: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

Those paparazi were chasing her like satan's death hounds -- I actually felt a little sorry for her! In a big mob scene like that, she should have hired beefy security instead of relying on a little nancy boy.

My favorite part is that Benji decided not to help her up, but stepped over her.

What a great freaking guy.

Oh this is freaking hilarous...in pic # 4 he looks like "how did i get myself involved with this dumb ass?"!!!.....

She looks like a man. Why doesn't she just come out as a butch lesbian. She's repulsive.

Nobody should feel sorry for Paris being constantly photographed -- it's her sole reason for existence. She started it, not them. She wanted to be "famous", she got her wish, and she doesn't get to select the degree of attention she gets. You can't put the shit back in the goose, as granddaddy used to say.

#59 Because femme lesbians hate a bad lay just like everyone else.

CONDOM MAN LAUGHS AT PARIS HILTON'S EXPENSE

Vandaley Industries!!!! Say Vandaley Industries!!!!

ARE YOU KIDDING? she wears 4 inch heels and she's fine, dumb bitch falls wearing running shoes? WOOOWWW.....

Is this....LAUGHTER I'm having? hahahahahahhahahah

Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

Dear Superficial Writer,

Please, oh please, oh *please* tell me you've seen the video wherein Paris is asked if she is ok, and she states, "No, because you guys crippled me!"

much lust-
a girl that doesn't have super-herpes

paris such an attention whore, she THRIVES on this, without it she's a zero - Oh wait she's a zero anyway.

Owned!!

im loling alot right now

Good!!!

/I'm lol'ing

# 12 Awesome !!!

Boy those Prague-a-nese paparazzi sure were rough on Poor Paris! Gosh darn, that's mean!

Dear FRIST, My ex had found a slim girl. Basically he said i would always be fat and ugly and would spend my life alone forever.

So, I thought i would show him how untrue that would be so I went on a diet July 2006 and weighed 21stone 2 pounds. I was mortified when i weighed myself but it gave me the kick up the backside that i needed. I'm gonna give you some advise here and its up to u if u want to take it. These quick diet solutions r rubbish honey. u will spend all your money, make yourself ill and eventually the weight will pile back on again. For some reason, doing it the cheapest and the easiest way seems to good to be true which is why we tend to go for the hardest option convincing ourselves that its the easiest. I hope im making sense here??? Anyway, you obviously need to add some excercise and my advice is swimming. start with 20 lengths..... once u start to feel a difference u will all of a sudden increase the amount of lengths u do. Go at least 4 times a week. Pay monthly at your local swimming pool as it should work out under 20 quid per month. Change your food habits. u must cut out potatoes, bread and pasta. instead of bread, eat cracker breads. u can even make sandwiches out of them and they r yummy. there r lots of fruit aswell that increase your metabolism like strawberries, grapes and so on. Believe it or not if u do it on your own, write a diary if u need to keep an eye on what your doing and add the swimming, u will do this.

Just by sticking to what i've written ive lost just over 8 stone since last summer. Dieting alone will not motivate u into losing weight. Add a sport and u will get such a buzz that you'll watch and enjoy getting slimmer. I've gone from a size 26 to a size 18 and i'm enjoying my new image. u can do it too sweetie.
Best of luck xxxx

ps anyone need any help for loose weight just post here

What a ^%$&$%$ woman!! The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported she joined the rich men seeking sugar babies site sugarmatchmaker.c o m and she is mentioned to find a sugar daddy there! the magazine fool her?? or fool us.

funniest thing i've seen in awhile, what a fricken loser she is. If she were my spawn, well, i'm sure her parents must be so proud!!! Why doesn't she do us honest working people a favor and keep her ugly ass right where she's at.

Unbelievable, Paris makes a pathetic career out of being chased by the paparazzi, and then she turns around and complains about them?????? She is even more of a waste of space than I already thought....

Erm...Meaghan? That's great love, but I think you're on the wrong site....

i actually kinda felt bad for paris with those photographers mobbing her. i know she asked for it, but how do you live like that? that's crazy.

BAM! this just made my day .....!

I..... just...... don't...... get..... the facination.....

I hope she bled profusely.

She's got a big clit.

why is her enormous nose shrinking> Am I the only one noticing???

why is her enormous nose shrinking> Am I the only one noticing???

hi all again, as I mentioned in another thread I have become quite overweight, not as dangerousl so as before, but enough, in the last couple of years and obviously need to lose weight as i have been telling all the ladies here. However a new circumstance has entered the picture I need to lose weight as quickly as possible for a man LOL.

Over the last couple of months, I have been having extreme sharp pains going down my leg, which I have learned through having an MRI last week is being caused by two herniated discs in my back. I am probably going to need surgery ASAP to correct the problem - but they will not do the operation right now because of my weight (350 pounds). Either way - I need to lose weight fast to take the pressure off my back and get my self ready for surgery if physiotherapy doesn't fix the problem.

So beyond just not eating - what would be the best diet to lost weight in a hurry. I have done Atkins, i was one of the first in the country to try it, in the past and was losing 2 pounds a week which was great. But I found it hard after a while to stay away from breads and other carb related foods, but i still gotta have my backed beans. I will probably end up doing Atkins again lol, because I HAVE to lose more weight than 1 to 3 pounds a week to deal with my back problem and get me ready for surgery if need be, and also for my new man in my life. However if someone can recommend a diet that is similar to Atkins in that you lose weight quickly, but there is a little more variety in the foods you can eat - I would greatly appreciate hearing about it.

Thank you all, sorry to not talk about paris but paris dont need help lol!!! i do on the other hand lol!!!

Lol! Love the picture of him stepping around her. I agree with #23 too.
She's doing a "Jessica Simpson"- changing into what her boyfriend is. Emphasizes how ugly she is. Also, Paris, its lame to change for your bf, and so dramatically! Who knew- the "skank Barbie" look actually works for her.

Weeee! That was fun! Isn't that clown from Good Charlotte? I think my 6 year old nephew likes them.

It must SUCK being the one that EVERYONE laughs at their misfortune.
Tough job, but someone has to do it. Good luck, Paris! Keep up the good work!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

"Get out of my way bitch"

OH YES!!! This just made my day. Thank you!!! Too bad she didn't hit her entire face because if that would of been the case then the story would of made my entire LIFE!!!

I Love Florist Henderson and Ann B Davis and That Guy from The Golden Girls I think his name is Maude or Mud.
Angie Dikinson is a hottie
Florist=Frist=First you dickholes

Meaghan,

I'm going to go out on a limb here: I think I speak for everyone here when I say FUCK OFF, WE DON'T CARE.

To the one or two posters I'm not speaking for, I sincerely aplogize.

Every day Paris gives us something to mock, ridicule and laugh at.

Keep up the good work Paris :)

Wheeeeeeee! My voodoo doll worked! What's next? Should I give the doll crabs?

"It must SUCK being the one that EVERYONE laughs at their misfortune.
Tough job, but someone has to do it. Good luck, Paris! Keep up the good work!"

You're funny and you make me laugh. =D What also makes me laugh is that my best friend automatically assumed the news reports he saw about 'the blemish on Paris' chin' had something to do with STD warts.

haha! That Madden guy should of taken this opportunity to kick her in the face too! Is there any video of her falling down? I'd love to see it.

It's amazing how off balance and lightheated you get when you're downing muscle relaxers.

no one has noticed the photoshop job on the 'stairs' to her right?/? What's the deal, Superficial Guy??

LOL well written
And Joel Madden what gentleman..LMAO

thats how she eats,lol

I don't know which existence is sadder, the worthless daughter of money who sluts around the world with b-list musician or that group of sad and decrepit paps. I mean, that's your job. Go out and harass people with a camera. It's fuckin' sad.

I am shocked that people really think like you all. Maybe she does deserve all these comments, I am certainly not a fan. I sure dont want my daughter to emulate this woman, but you people are just nasty, trash, the lowest common denominator. I would rather spend an hour talking to Paris than 1 second talking to any one of you.

That picture with the magic marker circle on it... it looks more like a bad zit than facial bruising

#60 I realize that you're life is really pathetic and you totally wish you could hold the garbage from Paris' trash, but get a fucking grip.

You don't get to choose to what degree you're stalked. Well then I'm sure that you feel it's okay that she gets litterally chased all day, everyday. I mean, if that was you, I'm sure you'd be fine with it, right? I mean, you wanted to be famous.

I do feel sorry for Paris Hilton. Okay, sure, she's done some really stupid things. But it's terrifying what the paparazzi will do for her picture. Now they've acctually caused an injury.

Once again, #60, I hope a paparazzi curb stomps your face, and then gets a picture of your dumb ass!

#102 I totally agree!

#104 - You're a fucking moron. Paris Hilton loves the fucking paps. And no one but her caused her injury. She fell. It fucking happens. Stupid ass.

And are you serious? You would wish someone bodily harm because of what he said? The truth? She does like it. If you weren't a complete idiot, you'd see that. That's what she's all about.

#104, Why would you feel sorry for someone who has everything she wants, and that does'nt give a rats ass about you or anyone else? Feel sorry for the poor, the sick and the hungry, don't waste your feelings on this piece of trash. If you do you've got real issues and I would suggest getting help.

#104, Why would you feel sorry for someone who has everything she wants, and that does'nt give a rats ass about you or anyone else? Feel sorry for the poor, the sick and the hungry, don't waste your feelings on this piece of trash. If you do you've got real issues and I would suggest getting help.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I enjoy seeing stuff like this!! So deserved!