Mar 28 2008Paris Hilton attempting to belly dance: FAIL

Irregardless, I'd ream her ass real good-like.

HAHAHAHA did u see how she was tryign to dance all up on that guy and he like pointed her in the other direction?? classic!!! lmfao Paris hilton is a poor excuse for a human being

Second!

I assume the winner of "Miss Turkey" receives lifetime electrolysis treatments.

She's cadaverous. *shudder*

Looks like she needs to be Lord of the Drink before she can think about becoming Lord of the Dance.

Isn't that true of most of us?

That's just Paris, full of bullshit !

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAA!!!!

Dear Superfish,
Thank you for making my day exponentially better.

Love,
Cate

Paris looks like the "Stupid Queen"

She looks like an idiot.
this girl doesn't know culture if it hit her in the head why did the Turks waste their time????

Jimbo,

Me too.

Belly dancing isn't easy and the dancer wasn't even giving her instructions. Paris did fine.

OH NO! The stupid white girl arms over the head dance!

This is boring! But I can't take my eyes off the image to the right of the Tudors. HAWT!!! The king's eyes are mesmerizing, lol.

does anyone else feel this is painful to watch?

That was painful to watch. Then again, I usually have to get booster shots before looking at ANY paris post.

"Jenny" must be a paid staff member of the Paris Hilton PR machine.

What a sucky job...

When I was eleven years old, I made a promise I couldn’t keep. I was on vacation at my uncle’s house. And after a fun day of swimming with my shirt on, of course, I went into the bathroom and nervously stepped on the scale: 200 pounds.

Isn’t it ironic ?

For a year, those words kept on repeating in my head over and over, like a non-stop washing machine, getting louder and louder. (Irony, Irony) I always knew surgery was an option. I just thought of it as a last resort for people who are so fat they can’t even move. And I wasn’t at that point! By my last year of high school I was 300 pounds overweight – 300 reasons for my mom to be angry and concerned. Paris looks good, but chubby.

I should have mentioned, the girl in green was the hottest thing on that stage.

When are people going to learn that irregardless isn't a god damn word. Probably around the same time they understand that mute and moot are not the same. Jimbo, you do shame to our name.

Just like any other typical party chick used to only dancing when completely fucked up, she looks confused and seems to be hoping that a clever turn would distract everyone from the obvious fact that she's just a fucking loser.

After that half ass attempt at dancing half the Mullahs in Turkey issued a Fatwa against Paris. A good thing really.

#23 - So she inadvertently did the patrotic thing and donned the horrible dancing equivalent of a suicide bomber vest? Good job Paris.

Does Paris have ADHD or something? Does she understand that when someone teaches you to dance, you are supposed to WATCH and IMITATE them? She barely looks at the belly dancer, then when she does, she gets it all wrong anyway. What a loser. She's lucky her family has money, or she'd be selling erotic services on CRaig's List.

all she did was turn around in a circle a few times fucking retard. even when she's all liquored up, she still can't dance. the saddest part is she thinks she's sexy. vomit.

Fuck. That wasn't even Jimbo. Hell that wasn't even me.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Hucky ducky, nice Wilma Flintstone reference..

Paris honey.

I’ve just been sleeping everyday just to get through the day without food, it’s just...It’s sad to see how much food has control over me. But I can do it, I am ready to say goodbye to food. It’s going to kill me if I don’t say goodbye.

you have to say goodbye to the dancing. really dear.

hahaha that made me laugh.

#1 and #20...

I hate to tell you this... it upset me too... I cried for weeks...

"irregardless" has made the dictionary.

It has become a word through improper usage... and is now accepted in speech... although some hold out and refuse to acknowledge it as a written word!

PLEASE don't let conversate become a word God!

@25.

Sorry, but Jimbo's right; you're wrong.

http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/top-ten-grammar-myths.aspx

Look at #8.

Um, did I mention that I'm an English teacher?

PS - Not to stick up for Paris or anything, but I don't think she did horrible. She's probably not used to dancing on a large stage without a pole and 3 guys jerking off in the front row. Not having those things around can really throw you off.

@30 where do you teach?

i hope the fuck you dont teach them the word 'irregardless'.

its not a word, that is to say, its an informal word that shouldnt be taught to budding students. Its contextually wrong.

mimi,

Irregardless has technically never been improper use; it's just informal, like "funnest."

The dictionary started incorporating informal words more frequently about a decade ago. It's only a matter of time before "melty" makes it.

#15: yes, that's the exact amount of self-humiliation that I can't stand.

What's the deal with the trolls. We need a secret code.

After some urging from a friend of mine, I started fasting in November 2007.
As of today, I have lost 113 pounds and am half way to my goal. I’m down 2 clothes sizes, and CAN CROSS MY LEGS, yeah me…I’m not off blood pressure meds and my cholesterol is back down in the normal range. I’m on my way to a happier, healthier life and I can’t wait to reach my goal. I know it will be a long journey, but I AM determined to make it.

I teach freshman comp in Colorado.

I don't teach informal words or offer them up as acceptable. In fact, I am even very strict about not letting my students use "British English" like "towards."

was she even trying?

it was like she had no clue and just did anything. definitely classic with the guy pointing the other way.

Lame.

There is only so much spinning around and hair flipping that one person can do, and she has definitely overdone it.

Time to go away

'Funnest' is not a word you syntactic deficient fuck.

#40

Sorry, you're absolutely brain-dead.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/funnest

Hey, when I dove into this thread, I didn't expect to get alot of criticism directed towards myself, where your trying to orientate me to proper language. I thought what I wrote was alright. Don't be loosers, or I'll make you sleep with the fishes.

Jimbo --

My only point was that your troll was right.

"Its contextually wrong."

It's wrong contextually.

I was just about to join the "irregardless is NOT a real word" fight, when #42 just said it all. Hahaha.

@ Jenny: You're right, belly dancing isn't easy. It actually takes a lot of training to be able to do it properly. Paris Hilton is too stupid to realize that because belly dancing is such an intrinsic part of Turkish culture, she should have been respectful enough to learn from the dancer who attempted to teach her, instead of trying her drunken club slut moves while the Turkish people watched.

Maybe it's not Paris' fault. With her double digit I.Q and all the sensuality of a dead
muskrat, there's no way she would have been able to pull off something like belly dancing, since she relies on flashing her girl bits to try and be "sexy".

Jimbo, its 'Losers', not 'Loosers'.

'Loosers' would be people who have been let loose, i guess :)

SHE LOOKS HOT!!!

and i think she did quite well x

@18 ------- 301 reasons if you count being a lesbian.

@47, if that's the only mistake you found, you need some more English classes. Those errors were all on purpose. He made his point; sloppy grammar and word use is far too common these days.

Deer #20,

Disregardless of you're editing ability, we still want are posts au naturelle.

*oh* naturelle---sorry for the slip

41 - Do you not get the point that these are informal words? Did you miss that part of the entry in the link you posted? Let's not even mention the fact that anyone using the INFORMAL word "funnest" sounds like a five year-old.

Also, using the "Webster's New Millennium™ Dictionary of English" isn't exactly the smartest way to go considering the following entry:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bootylicious

Who is brain dead?

Great. So Webster's and Urban Dictionary are crossing over?

The world is coming to a badly-worded end.

I would love a weight loss buddy. I don't have anyone to talk to beside the message board here. I am 38. Would love to have someone to talk to everyday about how everyday is going and the ups and downs. I am married also and I have one son in the Marines, two sons in high school and a daughter graduating in May. So if your interested I would love a weight loss buddy? I has a camera.

Seems hard to get in all the fats at each meal. Trying to add some good fats to my foods like olive oil. I have been on alli for a few weeks, trying to work the program and am down 3 pounds. Hope ev 1 has a good week. I have about 90 pounds to lose.

Unfortunately today is one of those down days and I was just checking in the with postings to find something uplifting. I know in my head to just keep on with the plan but emotionally just not feeling it today. I will try to do my best to stay on track today and see what tomorrow brings. Are any of you following the menu plans that Alli posts? I find all of the different things overwelming to prepare and follow. I pretty much stick to the basics and try to add fat calories to my diet with a few almonds with each meal but it isn't working as far as my weight loss is concerned. How are you all managing it?

I hope to lose 75 pounds, so I will be around for awhile.

Have lost about 20 pounds so far at a nice gradual rate of 1-2 pounds per week, and broke the 200-pound mark last week. Must do better with my exercise.

How about you?

anyone? anyone at all?

#35, we already have a secret code..

This thread is the funnest.

Frist!!!, some time ago in a different thread you said your breakfasts and lunches were practically fat free, and that leaves only your dinner to get in all your daily fat grams. ? i remember and ive been trying it. I'm not sure that is the best way to go. You are probably not getting nearly all of your reccomended fat grams in daily.

@58

You said it. Actually, I never intended for this to turn into a grammar workshop. I just get tired of listening to people pass of myths as facts.

LOL LOL LOL ... at least look at the person who's trying to show you how to do the damned dance.

@ ApacheRose

No, i don't need any more English classes, thank you very much. Its just the first mistake I noticed as I scanned the post. Great way to make a fool of myself.

#59 Meaghan, last night you were smoking Afghan Kush, maybe that is why you are so fat. Ever heard of "the MUNCHIES"??

@ 59 - Not everyone can be as successful as Jared. So here is my uplifting suggestion. Stop worrying about your calorie counts and just enjoy the fact that you are fat! Not everyone can do that. You can become very large and have your story told on the Discovery Channel or win a spot in a record book. Keep chomping on those twinkies, quarter pounders with cheese and enjoy life!! You'll have so much more fun than all of those skinny attractive people who look good in bikinis and get laid all the time.

Plus I'm sure there are guys out there that would like to hit this
http://www.rpnmed.com/_blog/uploaded_images/Impaired-Breathing-714538.jpg

Thanks Paris, we really needed to give Muslims another reason to hate our country.

My god, all this uproar about me trying to stop all usage of the "word" irregardless? Informal language is basically incorrect grammar. They aren't real words. If that were the case, Snoop Dogg would have a thousand entries in the dictionary. Common errors and slang don't make their usage correct, IRREGARDLESS of how popular they are. If that were the case, LOOSER would have been adopted long ago.

Quote all the sites you want, they will all detail the word as informal or nonstandard - Both of which make their users retarded.

EPIC FAIL

Touché Jimbo (#1). That being said, it is a bit of trainwreck. Really challenging to watch all the way through. I almost feel sorry for her...

Hey Meaghan - at least when you're eating, you can shut the fuck up. It also occupies your hands so you can't type a bunch of bullshit about your lard-tastic childhood. Go get yourself a hoagie.

I almost felt bad for her, then I rememberd this is Paris Hilton we're talking about and I started crying I was laughing so hard.

Looks like 1988, and she is doing Madonna's Vogue dance!

Dear posters,

At least you're english is gooder then Parises dansing.

The Luv Guv

so many haters... Paris is still adorable. No she's not a trained bellydancer or any kind of dancer really, but she looked cute, as usual. Oblivious & vacant? sure! but she's having fun. Next time y'all get invited & flown over to a foreign country to judge some lame beauty pagent let us know! lol Go Paris! Just wish she could gain some of her weight back. She's better w/ a little tum

I've seen drunk redneck girls dancing on bars that looked more graceful than Paris. Irregardless, she is a big fat looser. And I don't mean fat with a ph, as in phat, as in "fly" or "cool". I mean she should start the Nicole Richie binge and purge diet ASAP.

She's gotten really scrawny again. She has the figure of a two by four. And she's as sexy as an elephant.

LMAO this video is great :) It's true bellydancing is hard but the woman does try to show her what to do in the end of the clip - Paris is so self absorbed she doesn't even notice.

Re; the grammar issues, usually the grammar police annoy me but I have to side with them on this one. "Irregardless" is especially stupid because if you dissect it, it means "not without regard" so it technically means the opposite of what people think they are saying.

It's right up there with "I could care less" and "ATM machine"

#76 You are right.

However, wasn't this post supposed to be about Paris Hilton's craptastic dancing?

That was exceptionally painful to watch. While I can't stand that skank, Paris, she did at least try to participate and keep a smile on her face even though you know she was mortified.

Haha what a dummy! !

wow. I love it when the trully fake are exposed.

It's like watching that special guy at my gym try to do push ups.

Belly dancing is not easy, and she didn't really pay attention to the "professional." Still, it is Paris and this is SuperFish, so /epic fail!!

Finally, it is irrelevant to debate whether nor not irregardless is a word. The purpose of languages is to take a thought, and convert it into words so that other word using creatures will know what you are thinking, since we can't read each others' minds. Words, are therefor, the necessity of communication and as we continue to communicate we will make new words to convey new and old meanings, situations, and ideas as they present themselves. Usage of a word and understanding of what it means, makes it real. Since several people have incribited the usage of irregardless over the years, it is a real word, because we all know what someone means when they say it.

that looked like the other mongoloid she hangs out with, nicole ritchie

Oh the filthy, filthy, dirty things I want to do to that belly dancer. GROOWWWLLL!!!

Cringe.

paris has no hips. its physically impossible for her to belly dance

I'm left... typeless.

Randal

***Real Meaghan here, no poser.

Hey Frist, that other jack ass isn't me. This is the Meaghan that was talking about Afghani Kush..lol you're pretty cool so of course I wouldn't make fun of you or talk shit to you. About this video, isn't having hips one of the requirements for being able to belly dance? Paris Hilton's body can't handle simple womanly dance movements such as belly dancing. Hell, there are males in Turkey that belly dance better then that. Paris Hilton's body is literally like the body of an 11 year old boy.

great 37, and you do realize your students probably hate you for being a nazi, right? i used to watch tv all the time and thought books were annoying, but luckily for me my freshman english teacher was amazing. she cared about the ideas i had, not really grammar (although she did point out errors and expected improvement) and made class so interesting for everyone. she inspired me to learn to love english as well as donate my tv to charity and start reading books instead. i'm so glad i chose to take her class instead of being stuck with someone like you who would make me think reading and writing is supposed to be a chore instead of an expression of self. moral of the story: don't force your students to suffer because YOU can't get with the times. there's a reason why dictionaries adds words every year...

Try not to fret over it too much Meaghan, I have folks posting as myself too, normally very early in the morning when I'm not online. It seems once one becomes popular here, everyone else just wants to be like you. I guess that's why it's a celebrity site in the first place.

Keep your head up and it's nice to meet you too. See you on the other posts perhaps?

Randal

Right on Randal, this is Meaghan I'm just switching to my nick, Meaghedelic. Meaghedelic as in psychedelic. I'm big into shrooms and mycology and shit like that so yeah...lol

Paris is just so stupid. She kept trying to infuse club moves into the bellydancing. Band was thinking "wow, this girl comes as advertised....a stupid, useless whore."

Great. Apparently while watching the video I stuck a fork in my thigh. Thanks Fish. [Drives to hospital.]

Remember on Seinfeld, the Elaine Benes dry heave dance? Even that makes more sense than That Whore Hilton (what a great reality TV show title, eh?).

Anyways, Kiko must run. Meester Limbaugh wants his backrub. Eet ees so cute when he calls Kiko a tan tease.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Wow, she sure is thin.

Uh, I'm not sure what else to say. She has zero talent and no redeeming qualities, so that's about it.

She can't even do the bump. Pathetic.

Paris is really freaking stiff and unsexy.

lol Paris has no talent ok, but I still think she is sympathetic. I don't know why.

PS: The woman in green is Asena, Turkey's most famous belly-dancer. She was not a contestant.

That was just plain embarrassing and awkward. What the fuck?

Like the music and drums though!

She's gotta be a dud in bed if those are her best moves - probably the worst lay on the planet. Outside of Meaghan, that is.

What an idiot..

You know, I'm suprised she doesn't have fake tits..
They're so flat..and ew.

#64 Why "I'm a sarcastic asshole" vibe? Why not a supportive vibe? I think Meaghen is weird for posting all the posts she does..but atleast she's trying to make her life better..

she had a "don't touch me look" on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she had a "don't touch me look" on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she had a "don't touch me look" on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she had a "don't touch me look" on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she had a "don't touch me look" on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she had a "don't touch me look" on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she had a "don't touch me look" on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she had a "don't touch me look" on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she had a "don't touch me look" on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she had a "don't touch me look" on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please understand that TURKIYE is a modern country already, yes Muslim butmodern.

look at the bellydancer's tits hanging out, look at the pic where paris poses with a tranny with lot's of make-up..

we have our own singers' sex tapes.

PLEASE understand that Midnight Express movie wasn't just a movie, it was ORDERED!!

after the movie, the guy who wrote it even said that the movie has many exaggerations!!! news flash: jail's ain't no fun.

that BELLY DANCER IS HOTTTTTTTT!

Darbuka, I guess it's called finger drum, is being played by Burchan Ocal --

they call him the best darbuka player alive.

zeynep. lol. trust me the idiots on this blog aren't going to get the subtle pr work. totally over their heads. don't even bother. seriously.

wow. she sucked ass. best belly dancer ever: shakira. has that whore never watched a shakira video? what woman can't shake her fucking hips? oh that's right, she doesn't have any hips. cause american men like sleeping with girls that look like 5 year old boys.

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guys, do you want to chat with them or make friends with them when you see these celebrities? months ago someone told me a site WealthyLoves.c o . believe it or not, i saw some celebrities here. i think it is worth trying.

I live in Istanbul and i watched the contest live yesterday.Paris was laughing and smiling al the time and after the contest they went to the nightclub Reina .The dress is specially made for PARIS by Cengiz and
you can find more Turkish clothing in http://www.fistanistan.com

LMAO how can someone who parties as much as she does have absolutely NO FUCKING RYHTHM????????????????? LOL that's just pitiful. From one white girl to another...sit ya ass down!

I am Palestine:

I know. lol. but it's fcuking hard and painful!

Shakira knows how to shake that booty but her belly dance is not the authentic one.

poor girl, she doesnt even have hips, its like trying to teach a broom to belly dance. i am palestine, Shakira is NOT the best belly dancer in the world, shes a good one, but not even close to the best, have you ever seen Rachel Brice? that woman is the best!!!

Well, as much as Paris sucks azz, she was a great sport, had a great time in Istanbul and trust me, this summer we'll be having extra tourists because of her..

so both sides win.

Check this one out Vale!

Turkish belly dancer Didem. Almost as good as Asena -- the one danced with Paris.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PnuNT3wTwCc

What an ugly trampy dried up looking piece of white trash.

What an ugly trampy dried up looking piece of white trash.

Dude, I had better rhythm that time I tripped and fell into the orchestra pit (bah-boom tish! get it? nevermind...)- yes, it was hard to watch, and I suppose she should get points for trying, but she spends so much time prancing around in clubs you'd think she'd get the whole 'moving to the beat' thing. BTW, that Asena chick in green was so hot she may have just turned me lesbian.

that is so embarassing. stupid bitch. i would have died of humiliation.

wait its her fault what is she doing there in the first place? the terrorist monkeys are gonna get us now for sure. thanks paris. ship her off to paris so she can be with the cheese eating monkeys

--->#22 Auntie Kryst

there are no Mullahs giving fatwas in Turkey you dumbass- hope you're not raising kids or working around teenagers with that ignorance of yours. next time you attempt humor, do your homework- unless you want to become the joke yourself.

to the sorry ass @ # 115. zeynep -

Is nakedness, sex-tapes or tyrannies some prerequisite to a country's being modern? Who asked you to throw some cheap-ass PR on a site like this anyways???

SHUT THE FUCK UP. Your pathetic line of thought is an embarrassment to your people, already.

Phoo, I don't believe she's real. She's some sort of RoboWhore made from a giant coat hanger and a broom. That's why she keeps repeating her moves and talking the same crap: her programming is on a loop.

Vapid retard

@135 It's well known that Turkey is a secular nation, but the overwhelming majority of the nation at least claims Islam as their religion. Even if most do not practice it, that’s the demography of the country. Of course no one issued a fatwa you dumbfuck. I'm surprised you even know what it is. Regardless, smart ass psuedo intellectual freshman that think they now know everything bug me. Don't get all indignant and self-righteous because you don't know shit. I was even more incorrect to assume that a mullah would be upset by her belly dancing. More than likely any conservative leader that would issue a death sentence is upset by dancing periond, not just her screwing up a belly dance. You, obviously couldn't even see that. You're just upset because I made a joke about a nation or a religion. Which I did. It's a joke you douche, fucking lighten up.

why people keep inviting her to any show or performances? these people are more retards than her...

#140 Auntie Cuntie, chillax- energy is double-precious for low-life forms like you. so don't burn yourself trying to make an excuse for your dumbass ignorance- you're equally laughable when you try attempt going offensive. just admit that humor is a human expression way advanced for your double digit IQ.

@142 You moved the goalposts there a little to dodge the point, but in doing so, you made a different and better point. Chillax, good word. You saved yourself from a fail and made a meh. There's no shame in that, much like all the honorable mentions you earned in life Still good, still good.

HAHAH. I can bellydance infinitely better than she can and I'm a 16 year old girl going off what I saw on a fitness channel special.

Auntie Cuntie, you just can't get enough of self-humiliation now, can you? Your ignorance is put on display twice albeit your pathetic attempts to make an excuse for it, yet you're still yelping like a 16 year old 3 legged retriever. About time somebody calls PETA.

What an Idiot. She is not in the club!!!! Stupid Girl!!!!!

What an Idiot. She is not in the club!!!! Stupid Girl!!!!!

What an Idiot. She is not in the club!!!! Stupid Girl!!!!!