Mar 24 2008Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are buttholes

1st!

Hey, that heart medication ain't gonna pay for itself, grandpa...

I don't know, I think I may have to call bullshit on this story. For all we know that wise old man saw those two douchefuckers coming his way, and he's just trying to get himself and his luggage away from these pieces of dog shit.

Actually, they would make better sleds. They take those small rocks and stumps a lot better on the chin once they necrify.

Even though she is the filthiest most hideous whore on earth Benji is still way too fugly for her. I mean look at him. Ladies would you touch that?

I love how the tables have turned, seems like Paris is now trying to live Nicole's life. "Awe I want a short ugly sucky faux rocker bitch to father my bastard child through some kind of freakish miracle since with my low body weight I shouldn't even be getting my period anymore."

Not that Paris could ever express herself so eloquently. She probably just pointed to Benji and then poointed to her infested rabid coocth and winked her wonkey eye at him, as to say "hey Benji this diseased poon is aaaaaall yours come to mama" (future mama)

Just to remind everyone in case they forgot, Paris reproducing is the first sign of the apocalypse.

it seems that helping others will kills these two peabrains. is it that hard just to lend a helping hand? even if it is a stranger like what no.3 says.

I normally do not post a comment about Paris because she is not worth my time, but the Old Man River comment made me laugh.

lol!

Benji Madden = BM = Bowel Movement. Yes I saw that here first, just re-iterating the fact for emphasis.

This fat pale tatooed pussy probably takes it from behind with Paris' strapon ramming him mercilessly.

Paris may be a used up whore but dating this loser? She has lost her mind (along with her panties).

oh, #1 - yep, still a loser!

its probably form ashtons new show, pop fiction

Hmmm, I always try to make sure I have two things to carry. That way when someone asks "can you help me carry this?" I can say "sorry, I already have these two things."
handy

Oh I didn't even read the story. Me no like read.

Anyfucks that better be just some poor elderly man who got caught in the photo op of the hideously pathetic PR stunt that is the union of these two fucking douchetards. Because if that was an old man carrying (pulling) their young ass luggage there should be another photo of someone (a hero) beating the might shit out of these fucking hobgoblins.

Everyday I am given a new reason to hate this woman, some days it's just that she's still alive but, most of the time it's her fucking, spoiled, bitch, attention whoring slutnanigans.

So in Africa they have white doormen ? How ironic...

Veggi, that's why i always walk around holding my penis in my hand.

8, Paris has her own dick. no need for a strap on.

#11. Smart stuff. I use the same philosophy at work, where I always pretend I'm working so whenever someone asks me to help out I can't because I'm busy doing this and that for so an so. Really I've not accomplished a single productive workplace thing in five years. Unless you count ranting here, then I'm the personification of productivity.

Also if anyone asks you to do chores (wife/husband, roomate, parents) do the chore as horribly as possible and they'll never ask you to do it again, they might even stop you half way through and say "nevermind I'll do it myself"

PARIS HILTON: GO AWAY

i'm continuing my crusade to expose benji madden as boy george. have you ever noticed how the two have never been photographed together? it's not just because the light from the flash bulb would send them into a vampiric albino rage, it's also because they are the same person.

#18. LOL. Especially @ "vampiric albino rage".

FAKE!!!

Yuck, look at his shoes. Those are the lamest shoes on the planet.
The old man has better shoes than Benji the dog. Maybe Benji's trying to be a good fake boyfriend and take attention away from Parisites hideous sasquatch chewbaka feet. Poor ugly big foot, the nasty skankwhore has to wear boats instead of shoes.

Mike, In your hand or between your fingers??

16 & 11, don't forget the other rule: Never, ever volunteer for anything. Once you do, you're viewed as a weak pushover that can be trod upon at will; therefore, just the person for every shit job/chore no one else will do. No one will appreciate you for it, you'll gain no reward, everyone will laugh at you behind your back, and you'll suffer endlessly. Remember, kids, no good deed goes unpunished.

How can anyone still like this devil in prada?

But what if I volunteer to kick Benji Madden in the balls and Paris Hilton in the face; just one kick and two bitches go down, now that's prdocutivity.

#25.

that's impossible because you can't volunteer for that kind of job. volunteering means you don't get paid, but if you did that, people would send you all kinds of money so it's not "volunteering"

More fucktards. First Heidi and Spencer now these two asshats. So not only do I want to gouge my eyes out, I'm going to have to slit my wrists. If Britney pops up it will be a perfect trifecta and I'll just have to check out. I CAN"T TAKE IT!

That was 4 # 23. Wow I fucked the hell out of the word productivity, well that's why they call me lazy pants.

25, rules are made to be broken, which would be perfectly acceptable in this case. Best of luck to you. Oh, and I'm putting together a list of other "celebrities" for you to tend to.

You are right #25. Well, maybe I have finally found a career I would put 110% into. "Kicking Celebretards", its God's work really.

---- Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are buttholes

Duh. Just look at them. Although "douchebags" seems more appropriate.

I used to be neutral in my opinion of BM; not any more. Anything associated with PH loses esteem in my eyes.

#29. Wow my career is taking off already. I bet this is what Mrs. Johnson meant when she said I had potential.

Who would you rather do -- poor Old Man River or Benji?

I give 100 to 1 odds almost everyone here would pick POMR over BM or PH.

("almost" because there are always a few peeps who for some unexplainable reason would roll the disease dice and take a shot at Paris.)

Is the old guy showing the new 2008 rollator line?

God's blessing upon you, lazy pants, as you go forth on your holy crusade!

I'm feeling a bit verklempt after being a small part of helping you find your true calling. In fact, I believe I've also just found my true calling: High school career counselor. Think of the positive impact I can have on young people's lives!

Erm...is it just me or does anyone else think that douche Benji Madden looks like that other douche Boy George from Culture Club? The bald-looking head, the pale, bloated face...just give him a reflective jacket and a broom (and a drug habit) and he's there.

Why do the Maddens have such a terrible case of double-chinitis?

lol at #5

elfinabox (#36) meet jeff ( #18) and now go make babies (or adopt if you are same sex. Lazy pants does not judge you.. I'm just too lazy to judge and I'm not a biggot). Yay BunnyButt look I'm a matchmaker too! Bunny, the kids would be lucky to have you. Just remember to tell them that almost all celebrities are losers and that idolizing celebs will give them acne or more acne (teens are ascared of acne).

Check out the goofy blank expression on Hiltons mug!

Fuck....the old bastard is having a hard time with a flight bag...hate to see when the real luggage arrives!

Sunglasses at night. Class.

benji looks like boy george does now. not a good look considering there is about a 20 year age difference.

http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/646.$plit/C_71_article_1015445_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg

I'm sorry but which one is Benji Madden...? Actually, don't tell me: It doesn't matter -- Although kudos to the guy who ISN'T Benji Madden -- he doesn't have to bang Paris and pretend he's enjoying it whilst his inner penis voice is screaming "You bastard! F*ck you! I'll fall off and leave you toting a strap-on for the rest of the days you roam this earth..."

Umm...sorry to say but it looks like they both are actually carrying something, and we have really no idea who this man is or who that small suitcase belongs to...It looks a little bit too small to belong to paris, and men dont usually own white suitcases...but who knows, right? I also travel often by plane and find it really difficult sometimes to carry everything myself...especially when you've got to wait like 2 hours for security. Paying someone to help you doesnt necessarily mean your an asshole.

This is really important "news."

In other news, there's a celebutwat walking around with a cup full of Starbucks, Britney Spears did something nutty, and some 40 year old with an unlimited supply of cash to buy personal trainers is comfortable walking around in a bikini (even if the those around her are wretching over the sight.)

i would volunteer to help them, too.. then "accidentally" wheel their tacky designer luggage straight into a muddy puddle

he looks sick...like a pale sick dog. They're perfect for each other though, both ugly as sin.

that picture is just wrong. I want those two to just die..RIGHT NOW.

How annoying - as if you can't handle transporting that surprisingly mini carry-on. This kind of celebrity hoity toity just irritates the hell out of me - the man is OLD and likely to suffer some sort of fatal reaction from even minor movement. How can someone in their 20's just stand there and say 'take this gramps, I'm too tired from my first class flight and that terrible limo ride that cost me more than you'll make this year'. They better have tipped him more than the standard fiver.
Just think if it was your grammpy - at that age I'd hope folks would be tucking themselves in after an evening tea, alarm set for 4:30am, just enough time to get ready for sunrise.
Shameful and embarassing - poo poo Benji and Paris, poo. poo.

i love them even though someone on yahoo said they joined a online datin site wealthyloves. c o m. i think they maybe want to make more friends.

whitewomensuck.blogspot.com

Because white women still suck.

#16, if you're still here, what kind of job do you have?

Wonder how long til she is pregnant?

The Old Man River and the live wolverine comments made me rofl.

assholes

Paris Hilton leaves South Africa gutted by Coke Fest and unmusical lions - http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/74 - muppet at best!!