Mar 13 2008P. Diddy launching car service for celebrity drunks

Nice initiative.

Until the driver gets arrested for a DUI.

What a nice guy. I am sure that will make him millions, just from Tara and Britney..

Eagh, fuck Puffily-Doddly-doo-doo.

Ya what a great goal, lets totally forget the fact that they could kill someone with their drunk ass behind the wheel. P.Diddy the fucking tool.

A service that picks up drunk people...hmm, that is a pretty crazy idea! I can't believe nobody ever thought of that! Of wait, they have and it's called a FUCKING TAXI!

Well if these drunken Mensa members were going to call a cab, wouldn't they have done that in the first place? Why would they start now? Because it's Poop Daddy? What makes HIS service so great?? Does he serve wake up blow in the car?

Well, that would be a good reason use his car..

Guys, I have a troll.

I haven't been on here at all yet this morning.

And still am not a loser..

Sure I am lonely as Hell but at my age it gets rough sometimes. Have some respect for an ole gal.

"Making sure nobody gets arrested!"

Well, that'll be true. For the white celebs.

The problem is obvious: you're supposed to call a black-operated car service??? When exactly do you suppose the car will show up, if it does at all? It's too much to ask of a celebrity drunk to translate the time quoted by some bored, mumbling, rude black operator into the CP-time when the unwashed, lazy, drunk/high n i g g e r will shuffle-drive the car over to pick you up (mumbling something about who he's supposed to pick up in a bored-rude way...and definitely NOT opening the door for you).

Yeah I don't see how it could fail.

Tell us a story Ript1&0.....pretty please with sugar on top?

@8 I have a lot of respect for you. We knew it was a troll this morning. You are normaly not that much of a butthole..

I'd like to see him wearing a little chauffeur’s cap. It feels oddly appropriate.

Sounds like a good plan. Nice job Diddy! :)

Your blog always gets me in so much trouble at work for laughing my ass off at my desk. Love! It!

#6 - LOL, so true.

Seriously though, why does anyone care what P-Poopy wants to do? He is near the top of the list of celebrities that need to choke to death on their own vomit.

Why is the lead singer of R.E.M. helping Tara Reid learn how to walk?

#16 Michael Stipe??? I was going to ask the same exact thing!!

Why is he getting cars for celebrities? These people can afford to have their own drivers! They make a conscious decision to drive their car drunk, when they have access to many more safe options than others. Why not contribute that same money to a reputable charity for drunk driving such as MADD?

#18 because that would be BORING!!! (nice name btw)..

no way this is true; why would p diddlydoo give a flyin fuck about some drunk ass wannabe celebrities? i dont think he would wanna soil his 'reputation'

Why pick on Rum? I like Rum and I think that remark was uncalled for.

Do I EVEN need to comment on how gross this is?
Yes, apparently I feel I do:
1% of the population, 40% of the weath (that's the credo of the documentary, right?).

HEY, POO DIDDY... maybe if you actually cared bout people being killed vs celebs getting arrested, you'd take that money and put it to use. Mmmmm.. like giving a few families the money they don't have for their child's cancer treatment?

Oh... stupid me. I forgot. I should never question how fucking billionaires spend their chunk change. Go ahead, big man. Take care of your own.

She looks sexy in drunk status. She is dating online now and she is in relationship with a young billionaire she met on millionaire&celeb dating "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m", according to the officials of that site.

fucking genius!

he'll make a mint!

The magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported she is dating quality men on service 'millionaire4me.com'. She uploaded some hot pictures there and wants to find her sweetheart. But she is said to ask her lawyer to take some actions against the magazine!

Cool idea - may save some lives and embarrassment. He stands to make a lot of money, too - also pretty sweet.

Is that Michael Stipe?

This photo cracks me up. AND, it's difficult to tell who is more retarded. I would normally automatically say Tara. but, then again, I saw that dude's shoes......

Yeah, jackass, it's called a cab. or even a limo with a personal driver. It takes a phone call and about $20 which is about .02 to most richies. Celebrities are so fucking stupid it make my head hurt.

[[haven't read other responses but sounds like faucking good to us : )))

well done

give that man a cigar [careful]

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I don't think that's Michael Stipe but who the hell IS it? He looks so familiar

i think a car service will definitely do good when traveling...

better get the best in the industry to make sure...