Mar 5 2008Matthew McConaughey launches clothing line, grunts

Does he even wear clothes?

HEY FISH -GUTZ...

Why don't you rip men apart?

Are you a man loving bend-over-boy?

to be followed by his signature line of deodorant.

Boring pics and comments today. I'm hanging out at the other tabloid site today.

Oh, come on. We can do better than that....

Jack Koff Livin
Jezus Killed Livin *hellfire and lightning strikes*
Jilted Knuklehead Livin

K, that's harder than I thought it would be.. But I'm a quitter..... except when it comes to drinking.

What a doushe.

You know what would serve McConaughey the best? No, not a new pair of flip-flops -- paralysis from the neck down.

That is the 1st picture ever taken of him with his shirt on!

He is a talented guy. and he is also a great player. I saw his pics posted at a millioanire club called millionairecupid.com. Seems he is trying to hook pretty girls there.

Good job missing what the "just keep livin'" reference is for.

Allright, allright, allright new clothes and accessories line. Hey man you got some puka shell necklaces and a line of hacky sacks too? It'd be a lot cooler if you did. Keep on livin' man, LIVIN!

In the last pic, you can see that the guy in the blue shirt is just about to put the leash back on Matt.

You know, I'd like to quit thinking of celeblogs, like this one, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

9. do tell

Just keep livin'? What the fuck..he totally ripped that off from Dory on Finding Nemo..."just keep swimmin'...just keep swimmin'..."

I'm sure he'll have a cologne that smells like douche.

Matthew McConaughey = Style

2 + 2 = 14

So what we have here - is shirts, designed by a man who should never ever be seen wearing a shirt.

Like, you get me right. His pecs. Are covered. By a ridiculous logo. And we are supposed to buy the shirt.

And to encourage the shirt buying, he's going to wear the shirt, thus covering the very pecs underneath it - the only reason any of us look at him.

Genius business plan, let me tell you. And don't blame it on the smoke either, damn it. I hit the bong more than this hippie and I'm still not retarded enough to sell earplugs to people I want to listen to me. Anyway.

People with xanga accounts shouldn't comment about anything

hahaha BunnyButt!!

Wow. That's craptacular! Matthew McConaughey has officially "jumped the shark". I suspected massive lameness after I heard he was in (and possibly produced?) a movie named "Surfer Dude", but this stupid clothing line is the final blow. Matthew, you are dead to me!!!!!

He stuffs..

J.K. Livin'....for those that want to appear like a douche without actually douching.

@17 - hi p0nk.....

He always looks like he's wearing my ex-husband's clothes I threw out when he moved out.

What's a Xanga Account, #17?

Is it the clothes that make him run like a fag?

"What's a Xanga Account, #17?"

Ask #14

Frist (20), those are just his car keys...

But I asked you. Why won't you tell me. Why does someone else gotta answer for you?

@20, Yeah FRIST, don't you know that is where us guys keep our car keys when we run?? I just love the remote smacking me in the nuts as I run..

#28 you didn't ask pUnk the right way. You must bow down before his greatness and grovel. Then, and only then, will he come down from on high and answer.

Cause it's all about him!!!

That's funny Jimbo, but maybe that is the reason he runs like a fag..he is in a small amount of pain..

Emotional tampons... not just for breakfast anymore, but an excellent replacement for biscotti.

AT LEAST HES DOING A LINE THAT MAKES SENSE FOR HIM AND NOT TRYING TO BE A BLATANT MONEY WHORE BY GOING COUTURE

# 14. Zanna

Are you kidding me?!? or is that just really bad sarchasm?

"Just Keep Livin, L-I-V-I-N" That's what Wooderson says in Dazed and Confused on the football field after the party! Are people here that stupid. I saw only one other post that actually knew what his cloting line name means (#9).

this is awesome. i'm positive that he has tested out all sorts of beach wear since he is always on a damn beach.

Eeeeuagh. That is an ugly, unflattering shirt. Shouldn't he at least be making clothes that look good on him?

Wow, check out his bluge. He makes me so horny.

Wow, check out his bulge. He makes me so horny.

sarchasm? cloting line?

stupid bitch you are. Understand you I cannot.

17 wasn't me, asshats. Guy #30, if you had any balls, i'd ask you to kindly go fuck yourself.

Any guy that looks like Matt, plays the bongos in the nude, and takes bong hits is alright by me.

#37

I know what you mean. I don't care if he is sweaty, I would get down on my knees and make him glad he met me.

Jimbo, after you're done running, do you go up to hot women and hand them your keys/remote, then get turned on thinking about them holding something that was just touching your junk? Thought so.

Dear God, I'm channeling adolescent guyness today...

#34 nobody knows good movies anymore, i knew exactly what it meant. now i'm wondering if that line was an improv. i've always like him, he's not a fake celeb asshole, he seems really down to earth. and he's sexy as hell

#40--to easy.

Ya big.......The-Eagle-Flies-Low-at-Noon, The-Chair-Is-Against-The-Wall, Windtalkin', tu-tu wearin'.........pear eatin'......

He should have some of these printed backwards for his friend Owen...

#39, Uh, yeah Ok. Now I understand why you didn't get the Dazed and Confused reference..... Anyone who speaks "Yoda" in a comment obviously has no life. That's OK, next time I'll bring it down to your level so you can understand. Don't want you thinking too hard. Stupid bitch!

seriously Guy, what is your major malfunction? you're like a little cartoon characters that come out from behind mommy's skirt to shake your angry fist. yeh, you know the one. i guess when you're seriously mentally retarded, jumping on the bandwagon is easier than showing common sense.

read the thread! see post #9 up there? you think that was me too? do i really haunt your dreams so frequently that you see me lurking around every corner? you should seek professional help. Ask your friends to explain it to you, most of them have enough brains to realize when they've misspoken.

Now see here, Kim........Zanna is a lot of things........ but she is in no way Yodanese....and it's not her fault you spelled sarcasm like you were thinking about sarcasm and saccharine at the same time and had brain melt.

#50--I don't like people who lie to other people ya big fucking douchebag.

BOYS! STOP! BASTA! SHH! STOP! You *points to Guy* you go over there and read this *hands Guy copy of "How to Win Friends and Influence People"*

and you, *points to p0nk* you go over there and read this *hands p0nk "Anger: A Users Guide to Turning Negative Energy into Positive Vibrations"*

that does explain quite a bit. you should quit lying to yourself and try a little self-love once in a while.

i mean seriously, jesus tap-dancing xrist!
"I don't like people who lie to other people"
why don't you focus all that hate on 5 billion other people whose lies actually mean something instead of on something you THINK i might have said to somebody that might have got unintentionally twisted out of context.

I'm here for the free condoms.

What's funny is he takes it all so literally. Lighten-up pOnky-poo.

Sheesh....well, I tried with you two.
anyhoo, why's McConag...McConn...the dude up there.....whys he runnin all girly and shit with his arms like that? hee....faeg!

#54 project much?

#59 pot calling kettle black much? lighten up guy, you're taking things way too literally.

:- )

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I always thought Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson were the exact same person.

Look at that schlong! Boing!! 8-)

p0nk and Guy must be fighting over ME!!!!! *swoons*

Ew!!! He has a HUGE head and a small package!

god he's such a homo

Kim, it's not Zanna's fault that you can't spell.

And really, guys, it's this #65 spamming-Cora-bitch who's yodanese....a model playing that site, hope to know you. wtf does that even mean?

:) Twizz

i cannot believe that this asstard is actually wearing a shirt...amazing!

He's wearing a pink bandanna. ....

Someone mentioned that you met on the famous online service sugarmatchmaker, a club for rich men/celebrits to seek beautiful women? True or not??

I'm sorry if I offended anyone with my typo. I didn't realize that this was elementary school and I was being graded on my spelling. I'll be sure to type it in Microsoft Word first, spell check, copy and paste here. I know that you (the people who corrected me) have nothing else to do all day but sit on your huge whale sized asses and spell check everyone's posts. But thank you for pointing it out.

Or perhaps just don't type anything at all, Kim. Just a thought.

Also, I am a homosexual.

and in case you forgot, I also enjoy beastiality!

I always thought that if Bob Dylan had a kid with Jack Nicholson (visualize that coupling!) and he played in the Beach Boys it would have been McConaughey. Am I alone in that thought? Anyone? *crickets* man sits naked and alone beating a bongo, howling at the moon...."bongo" being another word for best friend's penis.

Trolling is so unique and creative!

What the hell? I thought Kmart already existed. Frisbees and beach wear...wow, I hope we can get some designer Styrofoam coolers too.

He is a cuttie, he is my favorite. I love him. Is he single now? I saw him on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week. Just curious.

jrz,

I’m with you on this one. Who does this Kim person think she is misspelling a word on this prestigious site? The humanity….THE HUMANITY!