Mar 27 2008Mariah Carey: From stamps to 'The Hills'
These are shots of Mariah Carey looking banging as she leaves Gotham Hall in New York City after performing on last night's The Hills. Just months ago she was unveiling the new "Jury Duty" postage stamp and now she's on The Hills. I think it's time for Mariah Carey to look for a new career because this one has been officially super-fucked into the toilet. Ha ha, The Hills. What's next, Rock of Love? Hold on. Bret Michaels just kicked in my door. No, I wasn't talking shit about your show. And stay out of my eyeliner! Freaking mooch.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. your mom - March 27, 2008 1:37 PM
FIRST NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. skrewup - March 27, 2008 1:38 PM
first...oh, shit...what now....
3. skrewup - March 27, 2008 1:38 PM
first...oh, shit...what now....
4. holby - March 27, 2008 1:43 PM
Shes ruined herself, but she still has a nice set of pins.
mmm... bacon.
5. Danielle - March 27, 2008 1:44 PM
wtf?
take your ass to a street corner "your mom".
6. FRIST!!! - March 27, 2008 1:46 PM
All I can think about today is how I get to leave early for a dentist appointment. I'm so excited.
I love nitrous oxide!!
7. A Superficial Virgin - March 27, 2008 1:48 PM
Let me just say, that I've never been able to make it into the top 10 posts at Superficial since its conception.
It took a YouTube video about Mariah Carey to earn that honor.
Thank you, Mariah.
Thank you.
8. bb - March 27, 2008 1:49 PM
I would hit that in a NY minute!
9. Bmurphy72 - March 27, 2008 1:49 PM
Please, I would "make sweet love" to her for at least 10 minutes after our traditional Kazastan sack ceremony......and you would toooooooo oh oh oh oh!
10. Randal Parx - March 27, 2008 1:52 PM
Yay for Mimi! She is looking very fierce in the flattering dress. I'm certain all in attendance, (and after watching the video, me of course) consider her performance an A+! But I wish I had her skin complextion, mine skin is pimply. I get alot of greef from ppl incluing my BF & BFF. It hurts my feelings, any advide?
11. evianobaby - March 27, 2008 1:53 PM
ive never rated her, not FIT!!
12. rosa parx - March 27, 2008 1:58 PM
#10 are you making fun of me????????? You dont know me. You don't know my world and how I live. R u jealous that you dont have a girl or b'friend? I come here looking for real advice and am respeactful - sorry I do not comment so much on the actual pics of stars.
on another note - Is it ok to insert a frozen weiner up ones anus if enough lube is ussed?
13. rach - March 27, 2008 2:00 PM
The premiere was on Sunday. Way to stay on top of your news, superfish.
14. Vince Lombardi - March 27, 2008 2:03 PM
I will say this. As long as Mariah has some decent looks, she should work it. She's going to lose those looks eventually, but the singing voice will still be there, so I'm giving her some slack.
Caught me in a weak moment...
15. FRIST!!! - March 27, 2008 2:04 PM
#12 LMAO!!!!
Oh. I should change my URL..
16. Brock Landers - March 27, 2008 2:05 PM
This is not because she's black but Jesus Christ could her face look any more Monkey like?
17. Frank Lucas' Bitch - March 27, 2008 2:13 PM
She's butt ugly but those legs are fine.... I hate her though, what an attention whore.
18. deacon jones - March 27, 2008 2:13 PM
You know she's a total sloppy fuck in bed.
"Come on my face, come on baby *sticks tongue out* Ahhhhhhhh"
19. deacon jones - March 27, 2008 2:16 PM
@17
Remember Frank, attention whores are most likely to take it up the ass. Look it up, its a fact
20. alright! - March 27, 2008 2:18 PM
Um, Mariah...looks good. Hmm.
rosa parx -- randal will still love you and say gushy things about you if you fornicate with a tube steak.
21. meaghan - March 27, 2008 2:22 PM
Like Mariah, I was on the pill up until March 18th, please don't flame me, it was my choice not yours.On the plus side my cycles were every 28 days, but on the flip side, I was not a plus sized girl until after I went on them, about a year before I got married.
Yes I know all the negatives about taking the pill and such, I still chose to take them. But now, hubby admitted tonight that he wants as many children as God would want us to have, as do, and I was not taking the pill for him, I was taking it for the both of us. Mostly so my body could heal after having our daughter and losing our first born, misscarriage.
But I guess my delema is this, hubby and I as a couple are super fertile, and would most likely get pregnant again soon after this little one is due, I really don't want my body to work that hard.
As for fertility signs like cervical mucus and such, didn't have any of the signs when I got pregnant with this baby, so useing them to determine fertile times not reliable.
I have no idea what to do, cept to pray about it.
any thoughts? wish i could ask Mariah.
22. Auntie Kryst - March 27, 2008 2:23 PM
@14 Coach what the hell? Did Landry beat you in a game of angel air hockey or something? Man up sir.
23. Ted - March 27, 2008 2:24 PM
deacon jones posts are just as annoying as meaghans.
24. Tom Cruise - March 27, 2008 2:24 PM
#19 - you post about 100 times a day here, so...your place or mine?
25. Ooba Gooba - March 27, 2008 2:25 PM
Meaghan,
You're desperate for attention, aren't you?
26. FRIST!!! - March 27, 2008 2:25 PM
#21 we don't care
27. rosa parx - March 27, 2008 2:26 PM
huh?..Who is randall?
I had beans for lunch today and lentils soup - both were on the menue. Now, when I pass gas, it smells more like mexican which I had yesterday. Is that how long it takes to dijest from a day be4?
28. holby - March 27, 2008 2:29 PM
@ Rosa
WTF? is all ill say.
@ Meaghan
WTF? please die.
and learn how to spell 'Megan' you hillbilly fuck.
29. deacon jones - March 27, 2008 2:29 PM
#24. Yours. My mom gets pissed when I leak on the bed. I call bottom!
30. alright! - March 27, 2008 2:29 PM
Meaghan,
It appears that you you need a friend to talk to. However, you will be roasted over the coals here. I'm not saying whether that's right or wrong because I enjoy kicking Randal's nuts into his lungs as much as the next guy, but the best you can hope for here is that you'll end up in a one-sided "conversation" with a fool like Binky.
The brain power on this site tends to be functioning on low most of the time. There are a few people who function beyond use of the brain's stem, but not enough.
31. deacon jones - March 27, 2008 2:31 PM
@23
Shut up Ted, you sissy feminist. Surprised you werent supporting Heather Mills yesterday, faggot
32. L.Linus - March 27, 2008 2:31 PM
Meaghan, after putting your life out there like that, what else is there that we don't know about you?
33. lipper - March 27, 2008 2:32 PM
I think rosa and randall are the same person. Freakin annoying.
Mariah may be a sickening and has the personality of Meaghan, but her body really is hot. Boobs, not as bad as some, for fakies.
34. alright! - March 27, 2008 2:32 PM
It appears that "rosa parks" is a junior high kid on spring break looking for attention. Aren't you supposed to be busy downloading porn?
35. deacon jones - March 27, 2008 2:33 PM
@31. Shut up troll!! Who cares what you say. waaa waaa waaa.
Meaghan, hows about a little cuddle. I'm so lonely.
36. meaghan - March 27, 2008 2:34 PM
I don't believe myself to be fat, just a little pudgy. i might stop posting here.
37. grunion - March 27, 2008 2:36 PM
I love Mariah. She's like a big crazy-stupid blow up doll.
38. deacon jones - March 27, 2008 2:36 PM
yous not fat grrrl, your juuuus rie. I'll be on you like a fat girl on a roll.
39. lipper - March 27, 2008 2:37 PM
Hey, my brain cells are just fine! *takes hit of helium and downs a shot*
Just because we slam people and/or each other doesn't mean we are stupid and have a low IQ. So lick my 140 IQ bitch! or Dick! Whatever gender you are.
HOLDS UP DEGREE AND POINTS HARD AT DIPLOMA.
...I'm so offended.
40. RosMeagRan - March 27, 2008 2:37 PM
#12 I am not jealous of you. I cannot be. As you correctly stated I do not know you. I have no direct knowledge of you. Only through subjective personel experience can one determine what exists and is truth. In my case, the truth is you can stick a hot dog up your rectum. I prefer Ballpark Franks as they plump when you cook them. But to my point about knowing you, in my eyes and much like science itself, your very existence is suspect. As is all the people who thought Mariah was through! NO WAY jose! She still has the chops and the show business chutzpah. She looks great and is a real show stopper. Mimi, we love you! I stopped the show last nite becuase my b'friend woodn't take no for an answer. I have my standerds, and did not whant to do that *thing* behind the BP station.
41. commish - March 27, 2008 2:37 PM
#21
Wrong site. This ain't The Fashionable Housewife.
Go to your address bar and google your way out of here.
42. meaghan's vet - March 27, 2008 2:38 PM
"i might stop posting here."
That's what she says when she stops in one place too long and starts sinking into the ground.
43. Racer X - March 27, 2008 2:41 PM
Would hit that ass for hours!
44. alright! - March 27, 2008 2:43 PM
See, Meaghan? I told you so.
45. deacon jones - March 27, 2008 2:45 PM
IM FAIRLY CERTAIN EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY FRIST, JIMBO, AND SHIT, WELL ME, THAT TED....THAT'S RIGHT TED IS THE SERIAL TROLLER ON HERE.
READ THE POSTS WITH THIS IN MIND
46. BunnyButt - March 27, 2008 2:56 PM
32, has Meaghan mentioned yet that she's a hunchback with a goiter?
47. FRIST!!! - March 27, 2008 2:56 PM
Which Ted? Ted? Or Ted From LA? Anyway, it's not Ted. I know who it is and I'm not telling. Alright I'll tell you.
It's Mike from OfficeKrystBo!!
48. Mike - March 27, 2008 2:59 PM
Its not me guys, Ive had a cock in my mouth for the past 20 minutes!
49. Ript1&0 - March 27, 2008 3:13 PM
I know who it is.
50. Browen Weeks - March 27, 2008 3:19 PM
Mariah is hott, her album with go multi-platinum rocking everyone else off the charts, shes a goddess!
51. Browen Weeks - March 27, 2008 3:20 PM
Mariah is hott, her album with go multi-platinum rocking everyone else off the charts, shes a goddess!
52. Auntie Kryst - March 27, 2008 3:22 PM
Nope not me either. The trolls that is, nor the dick in Mike's mouth.
53. FRIST!!! - March 27, 2008 3:38 PM
Ript knows, who is it??
54. ah-choo - March 27, 2008 3:51 PM
this is why i change my name once a week...
mariah is too old to be dressing the way she does. and her music sucks now (this coming from an actual fan of her older stuff).
oh, and feminists don't support heather mills, whoever said that up there... a gold-digging bitch is a gold-digging bitch, period.
55. Randal - March 27, 2008 4:13 PM
GGggrrwwwooollll!
What a shifty road of deathly curves on my baby Mariah! The soft ample cleavage is no doubt sprinkled with perfume that will waft to every nose of everyone that happens to walk on by.
Top notch!
56. Suzy - March 27, 2008 4:32 PM
When is she going to realize that she isn't 25 anymore... And that she should go back to her roots (in music, lol) with her first 3 albums which were fantastic... her music really is just blah...
she sounds like she's whispering all the time... what the f**K.. i liked her back in the day..
57. alright! - March 27, 2008 4:56 PM
Randal,
Do you call your parents auntie and uncle, too? It must be weird to be a product of sibling love.
58. XavierH - March 27, 2008 5:17 PM
I've always thought she had the face of a Thundercat. But yes, she has an amazing voice.
59. Come ON! - March 27, 2008 6:24 PM
Meaghan, go cry on the shoulder of your fellow "pudgy" (AKA FAT) attention whores and take your own advice by stopping your stupid annoying rants.
P.S. Mariah is just a has-been wanna-be-20-year-old whore. She was hot like what, 10 years ago? Time to call it quits.
60. PeachPie - March 27, 2008 8:36 PM
Desperately peri-menopausal. Bitch, at some point, you ARE gonna have to put away the fuckng skimpy outfits.
I can see why there are comparing her to Madonna. Both are pathetically, desperately trying to cling to being 22 years old.
Pathetic.
61. #49 you skank - March 27, 2008 10:36 PM
This is Uni-Troll and don't blame me Father fukker. I have sooooo moved on to lesser endeavors and new innocent victims. Just not the ones mentioned!
Muah haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Live each day in darkness with the knowledge that with each passing day you are older and therefore less attractive than your favorite picture of yourself you so cherish. Your chances of hooking up with the man of your dreams are diminishing with each year drastically. You will gain more weight and wrinkles, your chances of having a retarded baby increase, and more grey hairs will appear on your genitals. Life is sooo too short.
Oh and if you were not implying me - sorry.
And if you were (as I intuit) I hope your molar pregnancy survives and must be maintained in a small aquarium in your manufactured, shall we say errrrr home.
62. Hamper Lint - March 27, 2008 10:47 PM
Love the Hello Kitty band aid !
She looks good, just loose the gold jacket :(~
63. Ript1&0 - March 27, 2008 11:25 PM
I don't have to live in darkness. I'd say, I've got plenty to look forward to, wouldn't you?
Mmmm. Hell yeah. It's gonna be so fucking good too. I'm gonna handcuff him to my bed and beat the shit out of him. Sweetly of course. And after we come (intensely and painfully), we can cry together.
64. alright! - March 27, 2008 11:42 PM
#61 is that retard, "Gerard Vandenberg"...he thinks he's actually talking to Mariah. I don't mean disrespect to the guy. You just won't be able to reason with him #63.
65. Ript1&0 - March 28, 2008 12:02 AM
Ahh.. I see. Well, I won't bother then.
Thanks for the headsup, man.
66. Reason? - March 28, 2008 8:07 AM
#63 nice!
There is no reasoning here alright. A lack of it - intense superficiality. Expect nothing from me and my other me's, you CO2 producing methane pumping several buckets of ...
67. Kim - March 28, 2008 9:48 AM
SHOOT THIS WASTE OF SPACE PLEASE!!!!
She is so fucking full of herself I actually get physically nausious when I look at her! I've never seen anyone who thinks so highly of themselves.
NEWS FLASH MARIAH---- It's not 1989, you are not 18 anymore, that dress that you wear EVERYDAY went out of style in 1991! You look like a cheap prostitute. And everyone knows you call up the papparazzi to let them know where you are so they can take the "candid" shots of you. Please crawl under a rock and stay there for the rest of your useless life!
OK I feel better now.
68. kevin - March 28, 2008 11:14 AM
There was a time when Mariah was thin, classy and beautiful. Sadly stardom got up to her head, she became big headed with a big ass !
69. Alden - March 28, 2008 11:17 AM
She has a big gap where her clevage should be.
70. EuroNeckPain - March 28, 2008 5:36 PM
Never liked her. Her body is distorted somehow, too chesty, no neck. She has a weird caramel skin color. And she has this "I'm a diva, I'm so fantastic" look on her face all the time. She is a mixture of too many ethnic types. And she is a waste of talent,: with the incredible voice she has, she could have sang something different, she could have invented the music of the future; instead, she made the very same boring stuff as Whitney Houston and the likes.
71. hee hee - March 29, 2008 12:42 AM
I actually think Meaghenns (or whatever) posts are funny!
72. STevec - March 29, 2008 8:50 AM
she still looks like that monkey cartoon character "Curious George" and I hate monkeys
73. stoplookingatme - March 29, 2008 2:39 PM
"What's next, Rock of Love?" Well... close, actually. Mimi is scheduled to appear as a "mentor" on this season's American Idol. Or so I've heard.
74. TheLolSpace - March 30, 2008 12:48 PM
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