Mar 5 2008Lindsay Lohan replaces Britney Spears, few notice

Wow, what a substitution. Whose next on their list of classy hosts? Paris?

I see a pregger's tummy there

She looks knocked up

#2..."preggers tummy?" please go kill yourself.

Hey, she's got a binger bump!

that belly is so huge cause she's a man eater

britney can't be trusted to wipe her own ass so why doesn't this surprise me?

is that dress just really unflattering or has she gained a lot of weight?

This chick looks about 4 months pregnant.

Nice fat gut, you stupid whore!

The only way to wear a spandex dress is if you be-dazzle it.. which pretty much means you shouldn't wear one. ever..

Do you think Lohan has freckles on her vajajay?

@11 So are you saying you will never wear a spandex dress?? I think you would look hot in one..

Just goes to show you, gizz is high in calories. Lindsay may need to cut back on her daily intake.

Jimbo likes his wimmins easy and sleazy.

My frist thought was "Yeesh...who knocked HER up??" But then I noticed everyone is pretty much commenting on the flab, so instead, I will respond to Jimbo's #12. No, she doesn't. She has sores. Hope that was not said while I was typing this (which took me like 8 minutes or so...)

LOL at 11.

this dress reminds me of something that Kelly Kapowski would wear in Saved by the Bell. except hers would have some sort of bright geometric pattern.

Britney, Lindsay, both those fucks are stupid are dumbass twats. I have a bigger concern, WTF is a Scandanavian style gala?

"Six months of night will turn into six months of 'aww right' in the latest fashions by Bokmål Østnorsk! What? It's just more mittens and blue sweaters? Never mind then, well at least there's plenty of lutefisk and vodka in the reception area."

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Fucking typos.

Thanks FRIST. That was a mental picture I did not need.. And what about you? Would you wear a spandex dress??

I wear a spandex mini every damn night. Gotta get the rocks.

She put on some weight for sure. My friend wanted me to wear a spandex dress going out awhile back because she was going to wear one, and I said no way because I plan on eating and drinking beer and I don't want to worry about my full stomach. My friend laughed and said she probably would turn blue from holding her stomach in all night anyway.

I believe "kibosh" is the word.

Her belly button is sooo weird; it's like, 3/4 of the way up her stomach.

And she's got a fat gut because she drank like a sailor. Ladies, this is what happens when you drink alcohol. You get fat. Like Lindsay. And then you have to go to rehab and get fatter than you were before.

#23

I am a fit female and I love to drink 2 beers a night and sometimes 3 on the weekends. I simply cut back on dinner so I can have my two beers. I have breakfast, lunch, and a small dinner. And I smoke pot too and get the munchies but I eat the Dreyers lower in fat and calories ice cream. Basically if you want to party and stay fit, you have to eat sensibly and exercise too.

i'm sure no one is talking about her shoes because they can't get past the Bulge Formerly Known as Lindsay's Stomach, but the shoes are pretty fucking hideous.

so eating sensibly is eating less so you can drink more beer?

good to know.

#24, the AA meeting starts at 7:30pm in the basement of your local church.

23. Her belly button only looks 3/4 of the way up her stomach because her boobs are hanging down below the bottom of her rib cage. That happens when you get a ridiculous boob-job.

Amendment: When you get a ridiculous boob-job and don't wear a bra.

And those shoes are very hideous. Agreed.

How many calories is pussy? I love to eat pussy. I can drink beer and eat pussy all night.

#26

Beer has health benefits. No matter what type of ale you prefer, studies show that drinking beer in moderation (up to 2 drinks a day) can and will reduce your chances of strokes, as well as heart and vascular disease.

#21 that's funny..

No Jimbo, I can't wear spandex now that my bedazzler is broken.. :(

@27 AA is for quitters and I am no quitter

Kabash?

Auntie, sounds like my kind of party! Never underestimate the joy you can get from downing huge amounts of lutefisk and vodka. And watching it come back up.

@32 Sorry to hear your bedazzler is broken:( Are you going to get it fixed?

She has always had a beer belly and a fat stomach, but in these pictures, man... that's one hell of a fat tummy. I'm surprised the media hasn't started rumors about her being pregnant with such a huge beer belly.

#32- a new one is coming to you in the mail- I got two for Christmas and I really only need one since I only wear spandex dresses to church on Sunday.
PS Lindsay Lohan is replacing Britney in the fat and frumpy department as well.

'Hjelmbak?' Sounds like something a dog coughs up.

Lohan's made of strange shapes.

It's not fat. It's something that's been building up for 5 years - a huge mound of thick, salty, ropey semen, swallowed one snotty-clotty clump at a time.

p.s. Only ugly sluts swallow. Because the have to.

I'm thinking about going into the paparazzi business. Does anyone know how much they make for pictures? Also, can I deduct a BMW as a company car? Are there any websites about this profession or associations that I can contact?

She has always had a fat stomach, but in these pictures it looks even fatter.

Actually some chicks CAN look hot in spandex dresses but, not this chubbo. She always had a revolting midrif. Even when she was annorexic and blond she always had the bloated tummy look. AND what does that mean? EATING DISORDER. Yep folks this is a purging (barfing), binging, starving, laxative abusing young lady who, of courwe, looks middle aged due to the destruction of her body. Eating disorders are sad but, not really when they happen to brat celebrities who constantly deny any negative behaviour.

Bitch also said she'd never let herself die young like heath ledger when reminded by a reporter that she could have had the same sad fate due to her drug abuse. I hate bitches who won't own up to their shit. But, you know what they say about denial... it's what Hollywood lives on, that and it's own bullshit.

@40 Bethany, Then you must swallow 4 or 5 times a day!

"Eating disorders are sad"

No they're not. They're fake. An invention by neurotic girls to gain attention.

If she's not pregnant and still wants to be an actress...she needs to hit the gym fast!!!!

If she's not pregnant and still wants to be an actress...she needs to hit the gym fast!!!!

If she's not pregnant ans still wants to be an actress...she needs to hit the gym fast!!!!

Not only does she look bad in the spandex dress, but underneath it she must - at the risk of giving Mike a bout of priapism - smell like a goat.

sorry yall i didnt mean to post that many times lol

So that's where her ass went.

That dress is horrible on her. It makes her look pasty white and fat. Or pregnant. And of the 3, pasty white is best, isnce she is a ginger snatch anyway.

#40 - wrong, hot chicks swallow. If you were one you'd probably know that.

@49 MIggs, Well then I guess I will have to stick my priapism up your ass. You stupid fuck. Try and think of something better.

@53 - thank you, finally a sensible comment.

#55 - no doubt, you know when some bitch starts talking trash about how "she doesn't have to swallow" you just know she's a terrible lay!

#53

Hot chicks do not swallow because we are hot. If my lover wants me to swallow I tell him the following;

Sure I would love to swallow your semen and then give you a long passionate kiss.

They always decline lol!

Sure, sure...fags who hang out on a CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE know all about "hot chicks"...well, at least the hotties who have tucked-back penises.

omg.I chatted with her last week. I contacted her first on a celeb site called 'SearchingMillionair dot Com'! I also got several of her pix.she is more attractive on webcam.

Looks like she needs to take a big poop

it could be a colossal build up of sperm, that she is storing to impregnate some poor innocent lady with.... or not, of course

HEY KOOLAID!!!!!

Dreyers?

she looks that way b/c she doesn't work out.

IS SHE PREGNANT???

I can't believe no one has noticed or mentioned that Lindsay and Britney have morphed into one mega-being, a horrid being hellbent on taking over the world! I actually had to look at the photos for a long time to figure out if it was Britney or Lindsay. Both now have mousy brown extensions, fat beer bellys, and questionable taste in ill-fitting clothes. Oh, also a penchant towards wearing ugly footwear and huge dark glasses. Thank you for your time.

I just heard her excuse for a Mother is going to get her own reality show. On how to pimp out her other daughter.

You can tell shes finally kicked the coke because shes finally putting on some weight... she looks good but she cannot gain a pound more...

Well it's about friggin' time that fish posted some shots of America's most beloved ABC-TV Sitcom star: Jim Belushi.

He's so funny...even if he is a Bears fan. But I don't get the wig. Is that part of some "zany twist" on an upcoming episode? Will Cortney Thorne-Smith dress up like a guy?? I have to go check TV Guide.

How I miss those days where Lindsay would would look really good wearing bikini. :p In regards to "Do you think Lohan has freckles on her vajayjay?" I'm sure she does have freckels and also firefox red piuuubis o.O too bad about the sores, I'm sure she has them too x_x

oh dear

it seems like your friends dont believe in you : )

shhhhhh...

oh blimey... were supposed to comment

luckely oyr baby has just got home so we can ignore you

luck babes : )

Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan's personal ad with many photos are found at a celebrity site richromances.com where she is looking for love~~~~~

She's starting to resemble Aunt Bea.

Worst.Body.Ever.

I don't think she's pregnant. Her vagina has been filled with so much semen over the years that it has built up sperm-killing anti-bodies.

mmmmmm Gunt

She is so beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week. Is she single now? Just curious.

Ya know something? I've never been attracted to firebush before ...

1. Good hair
2. Nice cans
3. toned arms
4. decent legs

Huh whaddya know I guess I would hit that. But yeah that gut would need to be dealt with ... and her ass looks like 'meh'.

If my hot chick wants to swallow and then give me a kiss, I say, "Bring it on". Grow up! We are all adults here...I hope!

She has to be preggers.

She has to be preggers.

duh no...

errr no ?

did you?

go ahead... its not mine

i.e. daughter

Swallowing is for any "REAL WOMEN" who knows how to have great sex!!
I'm a man and have dated some very georgeous women and have neven been with a women who didn't swallow! I love swallowing their sweet juices so i'm sure they enjoy their mans juices too! By the way, not swallowing would ruin the moment!!
Keep swallowing sweet bitches!!!! No shame there!!!

#79. You got that right!! She kisses me after i swallow her sweet juices so of
course i'm gonna kiss her if she wants to kiss me when she's done!!
It's mine!!! The sweeter the bitch the better!! I'll do anything with a sweet bitch!!!
We're all adults and it's all part of great sex!!