Mar 20 2008UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan sex tape exists, looks like crap
Word of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape has been around for a while, but this recent pic (above) is apparently a preview clip of the video that hit the web in the past 24 hours. Gossip Rocks is saying this is the real deal:
Apparently callum sent the video (which was filmed on his cell phone) when the 2 where an item has been sent to some of his friends...which as you may have guessed have been trying to sell the video.
Anyway so i have this friend (cant say her name.) who is friends with lindsay lohan. She's just emailed me saying that someone has sent an email to lindsay with a screen clip from the movie, and shes freaking out because she "cant remember it being filmed".
Lindsay Lohan can't remember something. Hmm, how out of character. I wonder if she suffers from amnesia... Wait, this just in: She's a drunken sexbot from the planet Whore-u-tron. And there have you it. Science has spoken.
NOTE: Pic links to a super blurry but still NSFW version. If you're confused as to what's going on, it's the exact same thing as the Kristin Davis photo but consists of way shittier photographic quality. I mean, it looks like Bigfoot's drinking out of a water fountain - with testicles.
UPDATE: Victor over at The Blemish just informed me this is not Lindsay Lohan. Apparently this is a shot from a pre-existing porno that is sans the fiery nether region. Video here, way NSFW. Thanks for the heads-up, Victor, and proving my theory that it is, indeed, Bigfoot in that photo. Sexy!
Reader Comments
1. Rowan - March 20, 2008 2:50 PM
Wow. That's shocking.
2. O'Hara - March 20, 2008 2:50 PM
Slut.
3. pointandlaugh - March 20, 2008 2:50 PM
FIRST!!!!!
4. Sambo the Ass Pirate - March 20, 2008 2:50 PM
if she would have released this herself two years ago, it could have helped her career.
5. pointandlaugh - March 20, 2008 2:51 PM
LOL. Dang it. a 3-way tie for first.
6. scott - March 20, 2008 2:51 PM
whoa
7. will - March 20, 2008 2:58 PM
@pointandlaugh: Kill yourself, loser.
8. tr00 norwegian black metal - March 20, 2008 3:00 PM
very kvlt and grim of her
9. aha - March 20, 2008 3:00 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
10. Fartknocker - March 20, 2008 3:00 PM
Glad to see her enjoying some summer sausage.
11. FRIST!!! - March 20, 2008 3:04 PM
It was only a matter of time, way to keep up with the Kardashian's, Lindsay!!
12. Truth - March 20, 2008 3:06 PM
Lindsay is a murderer. It is written neither fornicators adulterers or murderers shall inherit the kingdom of heaven. Not to mention aids or the crabs.
13. Jimbo - March 20, 2008 3:11 PM
I for one am shocked!!
14. 1 MILF Hunter - March 20, 2008 3:11 PM
Can't be her. She wouldn't have been sober enough to complete the act. After her rehab stint - that's a different story.
15. Guy - March 20, 2008 3:12 PM
Thats silly, everyone knows Lindsy is a virgin.
16. Texas Tranny - March 20, 2008 3:13 PM
Not a very good cocksucker.................
17. Erica. - March 20, 2008 3:15 PM
Haha at 15.
Jokes, jokess.
I'm still sick of seeing this. I said this one whatever the fuck her name is, Kristin Davis' post. Everyone has sex, well most. Who cares about slutty celebs doing it? Unless their hot..:)
18. Sheva - March 20, 2008 3:17 PM
Once again, she's one me over. She the best Lowhore in the world!
19. Swallows - March 20, 2008 3:19 PM
Just goes to show you all girls suck cock!
20. Kris - March 20, 2008 3:19 PM
Italian sausage wasn't getting the job done!
21. PimpMammaM - March 20, 2008 3:21 PM
From that pic, looks like she could be doin a line.
22. wowlindsay - March 20, 2008 3:23 PM
Wow its lindsay lohan doing something gross whats new.
23. arligt - March 20, 2008 3:27 PM
15; Hah, that's funny.
What the hell are celebritites doing now a days by the way ? Besides whoring around ofcourse. The superficial has become such an pornosite. The world needs some non-sex related news, indeed; it's getting quite troublish to hang around at the superficial by daytime. For Gods sake, my mom is sitting 5 m from me playing piano. And do I realy wanna hear her nag on about "why I can't stop watching these pornostuff, why I havn't still moved out, why I don't have a life, blah blah blah...". Dammit, let a man be a - oups, her she comes. Gotta go!
24. Carol - March 20, 2008 3:27 PM
Looks like there is a third party filming. Interesting
25. Daniel - March 20, 2008 3:29 PM
I'm pretty sure sex tapes aren't even a scandal in Hollywood anymore, I mean... I'd think we're starting to figure out that like 99.9% of humanity, celebrities like to have sex too, and it just so happens, for whatever reasons (publicity) they like to make videos, and take pictures of them doing it. Perhaps it's just them being vain, but anywho...
I don't care anymore.
26. usnraptor - March 20, 2008 3:29 PM
Boring! Boring!
They've all done this now. The next threshold will be which one is video'd taking it up the ass.
27. boredom - March 20, 2008 3:35 PM
That man needs to get himself an N95 with superior video taking capabilities. For someone who's probably rich and banging what of course is Lohan he sure does have a crappy ass camera phone
28. Matthew - March 20, 2008 3:36 PM
is her I wonder what dina "Parting mom" lohan cooks up a good excuss for her
29. Ted from LA - March 20, 2008 3:39 PM
It looks like a Monet.
30. Ted Mosby - March 20, 2008 3:40 PM
I could've sworn she was a hands free head bobber.
31. Abdo - March 20, 2008 3:45 PM
Whatever!..Everybody knows who is lindsay lohan
The parent's trap innocent child was dead years ago
32. leg - March 20, 2008 3:45 PM
now we can OFFICIALLY call her BLOWHAN.
33. Armenian Comedian - March 20, 2008 3:48 PM
I only wish there was someone screaming "No wammy, No wammy, Stop" and then pounding Lindsey on the top of the head for good measures.
34. monkeyfightclub - March 20, 2008 4:00 PM
at least she's serious about the task at hand and not mugging for the camera like Kristin Davis.
35. Hai Ku - March 20, 2008 4:02 PM
Blowhan blows for coke
However, clients get herpes
Therefore no one wins
36. titsonsnack - March 20, 2008 4:02 PM
First of all, yawn. Like the idea of Lindsay Lohan gobbling all sorts of knobs is something new.
Secondly, the real issue here should not Lindsay's escapades but rather WHO on EARTH owns a cell phone this shitty.
Thirdly, my cat is sitting on me and she kind of stinks like poo.
37. crazypants - March 20, 2008 4:14 PM
I feel bad for the girl -
I mean on one hand, hell yeah Lindsay Lohan is blowing me, I wish I had a picture!
On the other hand, is anyone a gentleman anymore?
Dudes enjoy the blowjob and stop thinking of how cool its gonna be to show and tell your boys about it later. Seriously, you're thinking about your boys while getting a blow job...what does that tell you about yourself?
And to all of you calling her slut and whore - are you a slut and whore when you blow your boyfriend or are you some sort of uptight prude?
38. washington - March 20, 2008 4:18 PM
Looks like the pic and video is probably fake. Go to the later pages of that GR thread.
39. JEN IS LOOKING HOT! - March 20, 2008 4:23 PM
THAT,S NOTHING! SHE WAS JUST WORKING THE ROOM! THAT GUY WAS ONLY NUMBER 27 IN LINE! YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE WHAT THE GUY BEHIND HER WAS DOING! WEAK!
40. George - March 20, 2008 4:26 PM
It just goes to show you how many stupid women are out there allowing men to take photos of them having sex and video taping too.
41. Auntie Kryst - March 20, 2008 4:27 PM
I'm at work, so I can't watch this yet. By chance is there audio, and if so can we hear Dina Lohan in the background giving her daughter directions on giving head? WTG Momager.
42. Vas Deferens - March 20, 2008 4:30 PM
So boring. Nobody cares.
43. Trover - March 20, 2008 4:48 PM
Like we needed some tape to prove that she is a whore. YAWN.... already seen her bits, not impressed.
44. whatever - March 20, 2008 4:52 PM
@ 35 - Not to be picky or anything, but Haikus have a 5, 7, 5 formula. Which would work if for some strange reason "clients" is one syllable in whatever accent you speak with. Just focusing on the important stuff, you know?
As far as Blowhan is concerned . . . Why does anyone care? Most of the chicks on porn sites are way hotter than this dumb bitch.
45. John - March 20, 2008 4:55 PM
haha nice link. some guy fucking a flashlight vagina next to that video. yeah i watched!!
46. pointandlaugh - March 20, 2008 5:23 PM
#7 Will: ooooo I got TOLD.
Whatev
47. Lowlands - March 20, 2008 5:32 PM
I haven't seen before such a weird crackpipe??
48. RR - March 20, 2008 6:38 PM
Whatever... this was what Lindsay thought was a private moment between she and her boyfriend. It's not her fault the loser taped it with his crappy cell phone.
Half of you chicks do this all the time... the other half of you are divorced because you won't.
It's sex people. Unless she were married to someone else at the time, there's nothing to see here... move along...
49. iburl - March 20, 2008 7:34 PM
You call that a video? Blah.
50. JakeDaSnake - March 20, 2008 8:26 PM
That is Lindsay I can verify that because..............Its me she is blowing off there click my link to see the rest of the pics! Im Joking btw!
51. woodhorse - March 20, 2008 8:26 PM
Put all of these guys' videos/camera shots in a gay porn site. Let them be the bitch for awhile.
52. Quick and Eager Learner - March 20, 2008 8:53 PM
#16
TT, Would you care to share your secrets? I've been told I'm very good, but I'm always willing to improve all skills.
53. friendlyfires - March 21, 2008 12:18 AM
OMG, that's not even a broad - it's a guy in a wig!
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wait ... wait ... okay ... I think I'm okay ... wait ...
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better ...
yeah ....
phew...
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54. lindseylohanslackofmemory - March 21, 2008 2:05 AM
What I find truly interesting is that she was freaking out about not remembering it being filmed...as if it's totally likely that it was filmed, she's just doesn't remember.
Oh Lindsey...you so crazy.
55. george - March 21, 2008 3:06 AM
who is that lucky guy? Lindsay acts like a whore! I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is in relationship with a young billionaire now.
56. Big Daddy - March 21, 2008 9:00 AM
freckle fuck
57. King Wang - March 21, 2008 9:06 AM
Sweet! THE ONLY article on here in a while that actually made me think:
"NOW THAT SHIT MAKES SENSE"!
Take ONE Part Coked-Out Whore, ONE Part Drunken Retard, ONE Mouse Hung (unlike me) Man and you have:
The Spitzer Cocktail, except I wouldn't pay Lindsay Lohan, but if they would let me do a 4-way with her, and the Spears girls (hey, you KNOW they put out for free, hell, they got retarded pumpkins to prove it) and I WOULD PAY FOR THAT!
But only if I can kick them out afterwards. No tapes either, it will only depress me that someone so popular isn't any good at sex (unlike me).
58. Jim - March 21, 2008 11:48 AM
It is not clear.If you want know more about her,you can go to "SeekingRich.com".Beacause she is a member of that website.You can find her,and more cute girls,more rich,handsome men on "SeekingRich.com".They want to make friends with you.
59. jms - March 21, 2008 3:36 PM
"OMG, that's not even a broad - it's a guy in a wig!"
Thats why I don't like blowjob scenes. Theres really no difference if its a girl or a guy.
60. Naz - July 23, 2008 4:16 PM
#17, we're glad you're repeating your posts, and mentioning them like they're original, but to answer your question: guys care about slutty celebs having sex. Guys like watching people have sex, this is why we buy porn. Add to that the fact that the broad is famous, and we'll watch. And Lohan is hot too. So we have hot slutty celeb porn--something most guys would watch (well, the straight ones).
61. Naz - July 23, 2008 4:18 PM
#59, WTF? Yes there is a goddamn difference. Hmm, how about one's a chick giving a blowjob and the other is a fucking guy?!?
That's why you don't like blowjob scenes -- whatever.
62. kraizy - September 13, 2008 3:31 PM
hey there, i JUST NOW found this whole Lindsay Lohan "sex tape" thing... I just wanted to inform everyone that, THIS IS MY SEX TAPE!!! haha I MADE THIS VIDEO!!! it's me and my girlfriend, i had it on Xtube.... I had nooooo idea that this was floating around the internet soooooo much!!!! if you want an actual original video, e-mail me!! kraizyklown@yahoo.com