Mar 5 2008Kim Kardashian: Because why the hell not?

omg FIRST!!!

I MISS BRETT!!!
I MISS BRETT!!!
I MISS BRETT!!!
I MISS BRETT!!!

omg I love him so much!

I "have him" on my "fantasy team" (if you know what I mean)...every night at bedtime.

Her legs look yummy in the picture from a distance. Perhaps she should have all pictures of her taken from about 90 yards away. That way the camera man can't pee on her either.

She's the perfect woman, because it'd be exactly like all those thousands of times jerking off: you'd be sitting on a (human)toilet until it's time to clean up all the semen.

at least she doesn't dress like a whore ;)

FRIST!!! You KNOW she has a bedazzeler!!

@4 WTF are you trying to say you dumbass troll? At least try and be funny..

Kim posted a couple pics of herself on her 'official' blogsite this morning asking her fans for comments "Do I Look Cute?".
http://www.officialkimkardashian.com/2008/02/do-i-look-cute.php

once it made it to Fark.com the site has been getting slammed.

Yummy she is all yum! She should be a Guess Model...

and for those of you ass pirates too lazy to type the URL, you can now click.

hey.I chatted with her last week. I contacted her first on a celeb site called 'SearchingMillionaire.com'! I also got several of her pix.she is more attractive on webcam.

I don't know, maybe it's from looking at those pictures of planetoids in lingerie, but she just looks fat here. Her butt especially looks like a comic-book type of thing, what you expect to see from hookers in a poor black neighborhood.

Why the hell not?

More like:

"Because E's reality show 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' is a paid sponsor!"

You sold us out, Superfish!

@8 Would that be Guess what what you are looking at model??

i hate that i think she's gorgeous! My soul dies a little bit every time i even think it.
http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/

@9 hahaha, that was funny. I'm a lazy sot, so thanks for making it clickable. I read several of the posts, all slavishly adoring here. Then there was "you look like a whore in the first picture.", and it kept getting better. Funny shit, thanks.

SHE'S BEEN EATING WAY TOO MUCH CAKE.

(with no pun intended...well initially)

@12 I disagree, Fish is finally getting paid. Those souless fucks at E! were spamming this site. At least E! is finally paying for advertising that they should have all along.

This chick is a cow. Also, she's appearing at some club in Atlantic City, NJ. I wonder what she does? Just show up, and show her ass and tits? I guess that is all?

Superfish sells out!

Why God Why?

man, in that white dress she really looks like a gipsy. damn, blue veins on tits, yuck. of course, I'm a girl and what do I know .. bleh.

Everybody click on #9's name - it takes you to Kim's personal web site, where some REAL commenters invaded and drove off her kiss-ass fans. Funny funny shit, way funnier than anything here.

#15. i particularly liked "i'd pee in your butt"

This woman is a waste of time. She looks way to hairy. She probably has a hairy asshole, YUK.

When I grow up I want to be just like Kim. My mom says that I have to go to college but what for? All I need to do is have sex with black guys and sell it as porn and be famous and I'm fat just like Kim, I mean my fat is in all the right places. Kim has taught me that I am sitting on a valuable commodity. And I would love for guys to beat off to me while watching my porn. It is a mans world so I am just going to go along with it.

"I realize that you get paid to be yourself, but how does it feel to be such a truly useless cunt? You're not attractive because you're fake from the ground up and completely shallow. Do you and your sisters combine with your mom to make the super robot, Whoretron?"

lmao.

#24,

YOU'RE HALF WAY THERE, YOU LITTLE PROSTITOT.

"WHORE TRON!"
HAHAHAHA

Classic shit.

Prostitot......

ha ha ha ha ha...some typos just make up new words.

I have been in 2 fights at school already because my little sister looks like Kim and hates it. 2 guys have teased me about my sister asking if she is easy like Kim and does she do porn like Kim. My parents tell me to ignore the guys but it is easier said than done. If I get in one more fight then I'm getting kicked out of school. I wish Kim had values and had a good image because I hate getting in fights.

#18 Jamie's Uterus,
Actually, she is giving an address on peace in the Middle East with emphasis on the history of Israeli-Iranian conflict. It's three hours long, but she does jello shots off her bazookas at the end. I highly recommend you stay for the entire speech.

It is a good thing Kim has those big hips to hold up her big behind!

Superficial you have done well.

/now bathe her and bring her to me.

@29- If your sister really loved you, she'd put out and then no one would ask you anymore and then you wouldn't have to fight them.

.

How does her little ankles hold up her huge legs, hips, and buttocks?

who is she? big ass!!!

YES!!! So glad to hear Kim will be on Entourage! That's definitely going to make the episode hot! She's got so much on her plate right now - Keeping up with the Kardashian's 2nd season airs this Sunday, March 9th 10/9c on E, AE commercial, Bongo ads, an episode on Entourage - and she dates Reggie Bush. Geez, lucky lady!

Can't wait to check out her and the rest of the crazy family this Sunday :)

Yeah, I'd motorboat that. I'd motorboat the fuck out of that!!!!

HOW OFTEN DO YOU THINK SHE HAS TO SHAVE BETWEEN THOSE BREASTESSES?

#36
I could only handle watching 1 minute of her realtiy show after seeing her little sister dance like a stripper.

That ass is not normal... her hips are huge too.

That ass is not normal... her hips are huge too.

Lots of money in whoring these days

Whether its your body, soul, image, name, reputation, whatever. Just whore it out until the money runs dry, then try your luck in another game.

She does have a pretty face, but because her tits and ass are so HUGE, she always looks fat to me. Not a good thing....And, per her show, most of her family has no morals and are sluts.

nice pics...i just found some other very interesting news about her on a free online dating site http://interracialsingleonline.com ,for man and woman... so surprised!you may have a look.

That dress looks like she picked it up at the Bottom Dollar to wear to her audition for "Flava of Love season 4"

I'm not saying I wouldn't go for a headslapper with those biggins - but really... how is it again that she became pseudo-celebrity?

that guy is totally checking out her ass in the third pic

#28

ACTUALLY, I CAN'T TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT ONE. I RED AN ARTICLE ABOUT "PROSTI-TOTS" TODAY. IT'S BASICALLY YOUNG GIRLS DRESSING AND ACTING IN WAYS UNBEFITTING THEIR AGE.

EXAMPLES BEING JONBENET RAMSEY, MILEY CYRUS, AND MILLIONS OF YOUNG WHORELETS YET TO BE DISCOVERED OR SHOULD I SAY UNCOVERED AND EXPLOITED BY THE MEDIA

I would hit that like you wouldn't believe.

On a side note..why are some of these pics really grainy looking? It's kind of a distraction while i'm jacking it furiously.

-SCM

Binky ( Fashion consultant)
- The white dress reminds me of my acting daze playing 'Shepard #2' in the school play. But the pleats seem more 'curtain' than 'drapes.'
- the blind girl in the blue singlet 'wife beater' has a lot of color 'going on' as they say in the industry. She should be supported. The soccer socks are a bit too 'Manchester United' for me though.
- Gotta get me one of those black 'Security' caps. I could see that baby opening a lot of doors.

Hi Kim,
I should be visiting again very soon. Also, thanks for not letting Reggie know about me as I was hoping to visit him as well, so thanks for that! By the way you may want to start doing some stretching exercises as a less endowed man could fall in here. Maybe a board strapped to his ass? See ya!

Wow, she's so hawt! So speshal, even!
And shrewd, I guess...

I mean, why would she present as Paris Hilton's "Equally Useless Void of Wealth From Opposite-Land", unless there was a new and totally super important, like, $5 Billion budget movie about two spoiled bitches who, like, hate eachother sooo much that they don pasties and capes and scratch eachother's eyes out?

Don't ask me. I simply make less money, and have way much more brain.

BTW-- Why do Kardishan boobie look like a bundt cake?

entourage is still a show???

I don't get it. Why is this cow famous? The face belongs on a goathearder and the butt looks like it weighs a ton. Somebody put her back in her burqa!!!!

Faaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it just me, or does she seem the type that has a 'stache to shave, not to mention a genetic probability for "unwanted" hair everywhere...back, ass, ears.

She's hot, if you like hoes...

She in good shape again now~~~ More her photos can be found at richromances.com where many celebs and beautiful people are looking for fun

She is pretty, but she looks like alot of other cookie-cutter girls. I think it's time for some not so average beauty, instead of not so average booty.

I'll be she farts like a tractor.

^^"bet" ... damn it.

She is the sexiest women in the world

WTF, she looks like jennifer love hewitt with a prettier face!

Twelve pictures, and not one single booty shot?

*sigh*

Geeze, spend an hour on a treadmill or something. It's sad to watch otherwise attractive women let their asses balloon on the couch.

Kim has taught me that I am sitting on a valuable commodity. And I would love for guys to beat off to me while watching my porn.

armenian gypsies are all around us

Wow, I never thought she was full of fake boobs until these pic s confirmed it!

She’s really hot, which makes the horrible photo quality suck even more. What are these camera phone shots? Has it become too much to ask people to use a real camera?

She is so cute. Someone saw her profile with some photos on seekamillionaire.com where celebrities and millionaire singles hook up. She feels lonely, doesn't she?

I like Kim.

But I wonder what she'd look like without all the plastic surgery?

She's going to blow up like a house when she gets to be over 30. And do I detect a little cankle-itis?

With fake tits, arse implants, a new nose AND cheek implants (according to one kind poster on her blog)... does that make her The Bride of Armenianstein?

Someone mentioned that you met on the famous online service sugarmatchmaker, a club for rich men/celebrits to seek beautiful women? True or not??

Kim is my favorite. It is said she is dating a young billionaire online now. Her profile was found on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.com" last week.

She's a short chunky watch stealer.

Kim gets to fuck Reggie Bush! For that she is so lucky. I agree she has no morals etc, but actually she SI really pretty and has a great bod, so what she's not skin and bone, would Reggie wanna fuck da Olsen twins? I doubt it.

hey, really cute

Yea, she's ridiculously hot, but let's see what gravity does to that hot frame in the next five years. Gravity never lies. In fact, I'm voting for gravity for President.

GRAVITY 2008!!!

Fuch gravity - I would bang her until my dick was raw.

#79 - The easiest way to do that is sandpaper gloves. Don't ask me how I know.

Holy moly - Kim is attractive but in that white dress she reminds me of Delta Burke.

VOILA! Look what we did!

81: I once dated a bitch named Delta Bark.

#81- But no one would plunk down $25, a bottle of Jergens, and a case of Kleenex to see Delta Burke get peed on or play the mahogany skin flute... well not anyone that could perform comfortably in most social situations.

She is so beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "S e e k i n g R i c h .c o m"
last week. Is she single now? Just curious.

She is fat and nasty. What's the deal? There are better looking asses on many that don't have that aweful face.

Bauer-Griffin & Flynet suck. No ass shots? >^(

YES YES YES DAMMIT
Oh sweet mama, she is so DAMN FINE, I totally want her for christmas.

She looks way to much like Yasser Arafat to ever be really attractive.

That purple dress looks horrible on Kim. It appears to be a cheap out of style prom dress...

#29, got any pictures?

Lancy,

Yes, she's single now. Why don't you ask her out? You have that identity-stealing website at your disposal.......use it.

She's so fucking hot!

#29 - Maybe if you worked out and stopped being such a pussy, AND your sister wasn't the high school mattress, things might be different.

YES

YES

FUCK YES

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

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I hope Kim reinvents herself into a worthwhile person because her reality show is not going to last; the novelty is over. Her appearance looks like she really likes the fast food or plenty of the ethnic food.

My dick just exploded.

shes fat

She's the hottest woman in the world!

Ok, I confess...I just wanna fuck this girl senseless..I'd bet she's a moaner.

I wish my tongue was permanently stuck to her ass.

Kim is fat but some guys like big buttocks, big thighs, and big hips. So good for Kim and all the plump women. I hope she finds a way to improve her negative image.

I am a nice looking guy that stays in shape by exercising and eating right most of the time. I expect my lovers to be the same so Kim would not work for me. But I think guys that do not have high expectations will do fine masturbating to Kim.

I think it is sad because Kim will soon fade away and she will desperately try to get fame again; perhaps release another porn film. She basically got famous for doing porn and having her father help OJ get off for murder; what a legacy lol! She has no talent and doing a reality show requires no talent. I hope she continues to wear a support buttocks girdle because eventually her huge butt is going to sag without continuous support. She is not a positive role model and when she is gone from the media; she will not be missed by the majority.

Now we know where osama bin laden is. He had a sex change.

She's put on weight. Now she's fat {before she truly was "voluptuous".}. Just fat.

I liked her better with the moustache

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I feel sorry for Kim because she is getting fatter, has no talent, and her reality show will get canceled soon. And then her huge behind is going to get fatter and saggy and she will have to go back to being a hair stylist. I hate seeing not very bright females taking the wrong path. Sure she has made money off her porn and reality show but this will not last. And why is she wearing an old prom dress that my mom wore when she was 17?

Her sister Kourtney is hotter. Not the one that looks like the wrestler, Chyna, but the smaller one, cuter version of Kim.

Thanks for the scoop, but where are those Entourage Boys in these pics? Love them. Sorry.

I hate The Entourage and Reality shows. I hate mindless worthless TV. This is why I watch quality shows like The Discovery and The History Channel.

FAT CHICKS SHOULDN'T WEAR HORIZONTAL PLEATS.

#113

lol!

And Kim looks like a stuffed tamale!

Hey you guys #33 Zana and #94 RichPort:

My sister has the misfortune of looking like a no talent female that got famous for doing porn. She is currently dieting in hopes that her fit figure will quit reminding people that she looks like the infamous chunky Kim K. And I beat up the 2 guys real good but fighting is not allowed in school. You folks are heartless.

Lmfao click on the link and look at her face...haha!

She's reaching maximum capacity.

I am crazy about her,maybe I feel attached to her.I love her perfect perform.I saw she is dating in millonaire dating site" wealthyloving.com".I am wondering what kind of relation she is looking for in this site?

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Grandpa can die happy now after he's seen Her Bootyship, Queen Kim the Broad! Long Live The Queen!

She is wearing this dress because she is not wearing a girdle and it hides the bulges. Her breasts look smaller because she is not wearing a bra and she always wears a push up padded bra. Too bad she will start to fade away because she has nothing worthwhile to offer except for some lonely guys that want to watch her porn and maturbate to her. I hope she matures and finds a way to improve her negative image.

Yikes!

I am going to another site for awhile because they have Kim Kardanskank on the main page as advertisement for the E channel. She is worthless. She is not a role model for anyone except for those that want to enter the porn industry. And she is getting fatter.

I don't see why people consider her to be hot. I think she's fat and her clothing choices are horrid. We dressed better in the 80s.

What a douchebag!

105. no..his stuck in her ass..i mean come on, thats a bomb shelter for crying out load!

LoL #125

her furts must be massive.

u mean farts jackass.

I love the pueple dress! She looks so charming!

I was sick all weekend and watched a lot of TV; like Kim's reality show yesterday and learned the following:

1-Kim's sister told her to always cover her behind when walking in a bikini so her buttocks does not jiggle. This explains why she always covers her big behind with a towel while at the beach.

2-Her 8 year old sister runs around the house screaming girls gone wild while partially lifting her top.

3-Kim's mother lied to her step dad about going to Mexico. She told her husband that the girls were going on a trip when they were really going to pose for Girls Gone Wild.

I have no desire to ever watch Kim's reality show again. I think Gene Simmons has the best reality show right now. His children are well behaved and adjusted to fame. And his teenage son has a good sense of humor and his amusing to watch.

Good for her! Glad she has a lot of projects coming up! Excited to see her on Entourage - one of my favorite shows beside her reality tv show - Keeping up with the Kardashians, which I must say was awesome! Did anyone else catch the premiere? Kim def has that diva like attitude now, but the whole catching Kourtney's bf cheating through text messages was awesome. If you missed it check out this little clip:

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1378342403/bclid1325111897/bctid1448130618

is that belt she won for heavy weight champion of the world?