Mar 11 2008Kevin Federline is a helluva tipper
Kevin Federline's lawyers are arguing that Britney Spears should have to pay his legal bills, but Kevin isn't as poor as he makes it sound. Just recently he tipped a waitress $2,000 on a $365 check. Britney's new lawyer Stacy Phillips is calling bullshit on the K-Fed, according to NY Daily News:
Phillips told the court commissioner Federline should pay between $150,000 and $175,000 and claimed he omitted his $200,000 spousal- support checks from his earning declarations. Phillips also argued that Federline recently tipped a waitress $2,000 on a $365 bill, and has blown $20,000 on jewelry, phone calls and food while listing the charges as "business expenses."
By means of scientific deduction, I'm assuming Kevin was at Hooter's when he left the two grand tip. Those chicks get you every time. I went once for some chicken wings, by the end of the night I bought my waitress a house. I don't know how she did it. All I remember is she sat at my table, told me I was a really nice guy and BAM! I'm signing a mortage with blue cheese. How did she me coming? Maybe because I spelled "Hot Stuff" on my shirt with hundred dollar bills. Nah, that's just being suave and debonair. Back me up, ladies.
Reader Comments
1. tip me, baby! - March 11, 2008 11:17 AM
I bet he wanted to sleep with her.
2. Cindy - March 11, 2008 11:23 AM
Keeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn!!!
Good to have ya back, sleazeball!
3. roastbeef - March 11, 2008 11:25 AM
He got fat
4. Nancy - March 11, 2008 11:31 AM
Seems he is a hooker. I've seen his profile at a millionaire dating site called affluentmeet.com. Seems he is hooking up with nice girls there.
5. TheRanchTooth - March 11, 2008 11:31 AM
Still a Douche...
6. Ang - March 11, 2008 11:43 AM
Actually he listed those charges as "doin bidness"
7. Zanna - March 11, 2008 11:44 AM
for 2,000 bucks he could have gotten one of Governor Spitzer's bitches for about 5 minutes. Which is 3 minutes longer than he needs.
8. what? - March 11, 2008 11:48 AM
Do you think Spitzer swallows?
9. whatev - March 11, 2008 11:57 AM
Dear Superficial Writer: you're making more and more grammatical errors. are you drunk?
10. Samhain - March 11, 2008 12:03 PM
Britney's mental problems adequately explain why she procreated with this Wiggerbilly in the first place. However, his 15 minutes are way overextended.
He should have put the $2000 toward his boys' psychotherapy.
Doesn't he know that rich piles of loser shit usually bonk their kids' nanny for free?
11. sherry - March 11, 2008 12:03 PM
i have two kids i could raise them the rest of their lives off just one year of his support...i believe he gets way too much...
12. absolute - March 11, 2008 12:09 PM
K-fed is the winner of the divorce. He becomes wealthy. I saw her profile on site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said he is dating a beautiful young woman on that site now.
13. D. Richards (Saint.) - March 11, 2008 12:13 PM
Two-hundred thousand dollars a year to raise two fucking kids?
Federline: Yo', Bwitney, Kevs need he check, gurl! What you mean you ain't go it?! I gots five kizz to feeds and I gots to make my motha fuckin' mortgage, yo! You got tills tomorrow, Bee; or I'm 'unna contak my lawyers an' 'ave you pay for my lawsuit!
Britney's brain: Durr-tick-tick-cachinct-plop-sssss.
Britney's body: Drinking a glass filled with a week's worth of bacon grease.
14. Sambo the Ass Pirate - March 11, 2008 12:17 PM
whoever said living the life of a douchebag would be cheap, has never succeeded at it.
15. eXtasyStef - March 11, 2008 12:18 PM
A two grand tip? Anyone who puts up with his white trash ass deserves that and more. Being a server bites as it is, but add in the Fedster and his spitting, banjo-playing crew and you have the hospitality form of the fifth ring of hell.
16. RENEE - March 11, 2008 12:19 PM
How did she me coming?...Geez, thats a hard sentence to read when you've just woken up! Thanks a lot, my brain hurts now...
17. Harry Ballzack - March 11, 2008 12:21 PM
Of course he's a hell of a tipper !
He has no respect for money because he has never "earned" any to be proud of !
ALSO ........... Why doesn't fish put a more recent picture of his ~fat-ass~ up ?
He looks like Porky pig these days.
I guess he's stiil trying to figure out what he wants to be when he grows up.
I saw his profile on Dateaworthlessfuck.com. I saw it there TODAY !!
HAHAHAHAHA ............................
18. sherry - March 11, 2008 12:31 PM
sure even working part time i could do that you dont need to buy your kids everything in the world they have enough already xbox 360, ps3, a truck, new cloths every school year, busch gardens pass, and the beach,,,if you gave me 200,000 just for the kids hell they would be living off that and using it for college...i'm just plain old middle class hell i dont even work, my husband is only an engineer at the local shipyard and we do fine were taking the kids to hawaii for two weeks this summer, then we spend time in carova nc which is only an hour from our house and we have the beach across the street from our house...if kevin moved out of LA to somewhere like poquoson va he wouldnt need security he could get a job and actually maybe teach his kids values...
19. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - March 11, 2008 12:33 PM
@7 - Zanna - I resemble that remark.
"How did she me coming?"
Is #4 writing the fucking posts here?
20. Frank Lucas' Bitch - March 11, 2008 12:36 PM
He's so hideous and disgusting that just looking at his oily face and slimey hair made me vomit on my keyboard. People like this should not be allowed to procreate!
21. D. Richards (unoriginal) - March 11, 2008 1:07 PM
Hey, Frist, you better watch out!
Il tell you that it's no coincidence between Mars being a planet and the Egyptians having intercourse -- excuse me: Arabs; Demascus; intergalactic alien hybrid space-sailors. Ya' know, All that first-rate science stuff.
Genesis: the begining. Yeah, think about that.
22. Son-of D. Richards - March 11, 2008 1:32 PM
#21-- Dick, you're so witty! I want to suck your inflamed penis. I love warts!
23. Randal - March 11, 2008 3:38 PM
No doubt the extra 0 was a mistake on Kfeds part. Not sure why everyone is in such an uproar about it. They should be glad he has lots of money from his music career to take care of two beautiful children that Britney wanted no part of.
A shining example of a father to all.
Great work KFed!
24. Eliot Spitzer (swallows and swallows) - March 13, 2008 3:17 AM
I'm not proud of my private failings...but at least I don't throw my money around at Hooter's like that low-rent douchebag Kfed. He ever screwed Britney! Nah, I'm more your basic hypocritical lying piece of shit douchebag, alla Duane “Dog” Chapman. But don't go feeling sorry for Sllda - she's the only one who's gonna come out smellin' like a rose. I had to spend money on that Ashley, Alexandra, Kristen, Youmans, Dupre, Monster, thing I couldn't help it. Now I might have to move in with her coz Silda wants to kick-my-ass. I can see it in her face - now I'm afraid to fall asleep with her in the house. On another note, I was thinking, maybe Crispin Glover could play me in the movie? I'm already thinking ahead coz I'm gonna need funds soon...either for a lawyer or to get laid again...maybe I'll represent myself!
25. Eliot Spitzer (swallows and swallows) - March 13, 2008 3:19 AM
I'm not proud of my private failings...but at least I don't throw my money around at Hooter's like that low-rent douchebag Kfed. He EVEN screwed Britney! Nah, I'm more your basic hypocritical lying piece of shit douchebag, alla Duane “Dog” Chapman. But don't go feeling sorry for Sllda - she's the only one who's gonna come out smellin' like a rose. I had to spend money on that Ashley, Alexandra, Kristen, Youmans, Dupre, Monster, thing I couldn't help it. Now I might have to move in with her coz Silda wants to kick-my-ass. I can see it in her face - now I'm afraid to fall asleep with her in the house. On another note, I was thinking, maybe Crispin Glover could play me in the movie? I'm already thinking ahead coz I'm gonna need funds soon...either for a lawyer or to get laid again...maybe I'll represent myself!
26. thecomedynet.com - May 7, 2008 9:16 AM
lol Kevin fed is a nice guy but kinda stupid to be leaving that kind of tip-Sounds like he took a little T (r) ip to the liquor store before he got to hooters. I bet he never left britney a tip like that-its always the other hooters that get the royal treatment. Ease up #20 you may be around the next time he's tipping.