Mar 7 2008Kate Hudson went to Miami for Owen Wilson

Kate Hudson's recent trip to Miami is reportedly all about spending time with Owen Wilson. Owen's in town filming Marley & Me with Jennifer Aniston. Kate just happened to have some free time to jet down to Florida to rekindle their romance and become the subject of intense pregnancy rumors until she shut everyone up by wearing a bikini. If only more women would solve their problems with such bravery and bikini-ness. (Katie Price lingerie models excluded.) NY Daily News has the details:

Although they successfully avoided the paparazzi, a pal tells us they enjoyed alone time at night at Wilson's Star Island bachelor pad. "They rekindled things over Oscar weekend at Madonna's big bash, and their schedules happened to sync perfectly for a Miami trip," the friend tells us.

I know a lot of you are probably bitching, "So what?" Everyone knows her and Owen are getting back together and I shouldn't even make a post about them. May I direct your attention to the butt? I rest my case. This court finds The Superficial Writer not-guilty on charges of "non-news" and deems him more manly than a lumberjack driving a tank. Case dismissed! Holy crap, my words just owned you. Now, seriously, look at that toosh and try not to send Owen Wilson a free bag of heroin. It's impossible. Now, which is faster: FedEx or UPS?

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Goddamn that's one PERFECT ass and I'm not an assman. I'm an asshole but that's another story.

She's super hot!!!

Then she turns around.

butt

I'm a chick and even I can appreciate the cute butt..

They both love it when he shoves his penis-nose up her ass. Doesn't seem like a sick relationship to me.

never be an iota near as hot as her mom was back in the day.

Oh god, here we go again. Time to hear from all the latents about how great her butt is. Give in to the urges, ladyboys. We all know how you can get "double the pleasure" for your ass fixations.

I would pound that ass like a bounce house

Wow........her and JLH have the same ass........at least that's what JLH thinks.

@8: It's not easy having a pea-shaped body, is it honey?

@8: It's not easy having a pear-shaped body, is it honey?

Nice Ass,..... I think thats the reason why Owen want to kill him self because of Kate super cute ass.

#11 - yeah, of course, I must be fat and ugly.

Ok, I take it back. There's nothing at all gay about an ass fixation.

#8 you are hysterical. Uh, yeah, her butt is decent--not fat, no cellulite. But that is the tackiest effing bathing suit...She so does NOT have the body for that suit. {she's too old, too flat & too pale}. Mutton dresses as lamb=trying tooo hard...Total buttah-face...
Love you Owen! I can be found on hotterthanyourgfbuttnotamillionaire.com. XOXO

Okay, I guess we're all gonna comment on IT. How could you not? It is indeed lovely. So bubble-ish-ous.

#14 ARE you fat and ugly?

neah, the only ass that can debone me is kims bombon.

I'd let her sit on my face and fart.

I'd let her sit on my face and fart.

#14 - Do you have to have an ass fixation to admire an amazing ass such as Kate's?? And the best part of her body is no fucking tramp stamp!!!! Like I'm sure you have on your fat ass.

Yes, yes, I'm fat. And ugly. I must be.

I said I take it back. Guys who focus on a girl's ass are no closer to being gay than guys who prefer to focus on the parts of a girl that are DIFFERENT from a guy's body. No, seriously.

SWEET ASS. mercy.

I love the bikini.

she looks pregnant to me.

that relationship is strictly about doggystyle. her mugshot and profile ruin it all .

#14's right.

I just wanna shove my entire fist up Kate's dumper.

Seriously, I'd eat Kate's ass-salad. I eat her ass-salad while she hums the theme song to Miami Vice. We'd agree -- I'd be Crocket, she'd be Tubbs.

Frist knows what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Hol-ee Mol-ee
I had to click on the "Katie Price lingerie models" link.
You got me...

*clicks back to favorite Internet radio station*
"Fat bottom girls you make the rockin' world go round"
DOH!

I'd eat*

Fag. . .

she is pregnant!!!

#22, Huh??
So, you're saying that if a guy really REALLY likes big FEMALE asses, he's gay?

Damn, I didn't THINK that I like dudes, but........#22 can't be wrong.

Alright, I've got this MAJOR fixation with the whole vulva / vagina thing, too. Does this ALSO mean I like guys?
:)

If I like big titties, does this mean I WANT a pair myself?

Show us a link about the ass fixation thing, #22. Seriously.

I always noticed she had a pretty good ass. Does it make up for the rest? Not sure.
I bet she hears the words "Could you please turn around" pretty darn often.


#30. No, just bloated. Me thinks she's a laxative abuser.

Flat chested girls have the best asses.

And she is how much older than Britney or Lindsay?

That really is a perfect bum, and #21 right on - no target.

Hey Dee, seriously, how is the admiration of a great ass somehow "gay"? I'm trying to figure that out. If I'm admiring a great set of tits am I somehow a regressive with an oedipus complex?

Or are you just simply a lonely, sick, unloved cunt?

Hey, I'm a straight woman and I'm enjoying that ass, too. Very nice. On the other hand, the side shots do nothing to dispel the pregnancy rumors.

And to those of you who are upset about her ass being focused on and her body being objectified, look at what she's wearing. Clearly, she doesn't mind, so why should you?

Her ass is the only part of her that is nice looking.

She should paint a face on her ass and learn to walk backwards. People would think she is more attractive. And talented.

Owen why are we always doing it doggy style?

shut up and put your face back in the pillow already...

i would have my mail forwarded to that ass and claim it as my new home.

I can appreciate that ASS so much, that I would love to cream all over that sweet ass. I just don't know if I can cream and make that ass any whiter. I would do so much to ass, caress it, lotion it, massage it, bathe it, just take so much care of it.

But honestly that nice shaped nearly perfect ass needs a TAN. Fuck the white shit, needs to be brown.

first!!!

It is so funny how comments here are predictable. Like all the '' nice ass'' and their affiliates. I also enjoy the ''pear shape'' comments. When a girl doesn't agree with these comments she's automatically called a pear shape... Man, I've never noticed how pear shape was so shameful. In fact, I thought obesity was shameful (or is it?) I thought pear shape was pretty common. When did being called ''pear shape'' become an insult?
I suppose it is the same with the ''gay'' comments. When a guy doesn't likes the skank everybody loves, or when he likes a more ''chubby'' girl he is automatically called ''gay''. So, the point here is that, if you don't agree with everybody, then you are a ''pear shape'' or a ''gay''. Sure, being ''cool'' is so much more important than being honest with yourself. My god, now I understand why americans elected such idiots. You fucking moron just don't want to be called ''pear shape'' or ''gay'' if you don't go with the flow.

@34,
oedipus complex

"A son's best friend is his Mother"

#33. That is extremely true. The prettiest chick I ever dated had very small perkies, the face of a fucking angel and an ass even nicer than this one, even perkier and the shape was even more flawless but, very simmilar looking. She had a nicer tummy and the nicest legs on earth. She was petite too (5'5'), I find tall chicks often don't have nice asses they get too stretched out and start sagging.

Man that ass is begging for a spanking. And she deserves one for dressing like such a HUAR infront of her son. Poor kid. This is where all that Freudien mother shit comes from.

it's pretty common for gay guys to date women before they finally admit to being gay. i wonder if they try anal in their straight relationships. i mean, an ass is an ass. i don't think it should matter the sex because everyone has one. i think a gay guy could be straight if he only had to fuck a girl in the ass.

meh, yeah .. cute ass (and of course a whole lotta better than the giant load of kim's). but my ass is better. AND i happen to have breasts. . B Cups albeit, but surely that's double or thrice the size of kate's mosquito bites excuses of tits. HA!

#45..........how about you put a link up to show us and prove to us.

Nothing like a nice ass (post-kid to boot) to bring out the 70%.

#45 -- Ipanema, you gotta let me see that thing! - Dick

Great ass!

#46: I'm petite, I do not weigh a ton, so I'm not your kinda girl, I guess, mikey ...

#41: "I thought obesity was shameful (or is it?) I thought pear shape was pretty common."

Common AND shameful.

#39! Oh, mike, trust me, there'll be brown!

Huh, Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston are filming a movie called Marley & Me. I didn't see the resemblence before but you know, it's good casting. They really do have a striking resemblence to Bob & Rita.

Oops, almost forgot - I'm a lonely, sick, unloved cunt, also. Must be.

I should clarify further: Obviously heterosexual guys admire girls with shapely butts. It's only when they proceed to fantasizing about anal sex that it become indistinguishable from gay male desire. And nobody here is talking about that, so I sincerely apologize to anybody who was offended by my previous comments.

#50........who said you aren't my kind of girl? You must have me confused with another Mike. I am the Mike that knows FRIST and Jimbo.

@42 Not sure what you're trying to say there but...

The oedipus complex in psychoanalysis is a subconscious sexual desire in a child, especially a male child, for the parent of the opposite sex, usually accompanied by hostility to the parent of the same sex.

So, now that we have the deep thinking out of the way.... she STILL has an admirable bottom.

Paper bag over head solves all.

41: "You fucking moron just don't want to be called ''pear shape'' or ''gay'' if you don't go with the flow."

Well, thank GOD we've only got one moron in the US of A, whereas your country is full of them.

#41:
Lys - failed.

I almost forgot all the '' my body is (was when i was 14) better than hers'' or ''my (imaginary) girlfriend is cutter than her and also i'm a specialist in female's anatomy generalisation and let me tell you how all girls of 5'5 with small tits are prettier than everybody else'' comments. So original, so credible, so full of self-confidence. (can't wait til someone call me fat and ugly or gay)

ipanema_schuyler

What does you name mean? Also name a celebrity that you resemble, since you obviously can't post your pics on the internet. That's fucking idiotically dangerous.

Now, JLH this is what your ass should look like, please take notes and do not resurface from your cave until your have reformed yourself (ahhh best pun ever).

60: "(can't wait til someone call me fat and ugly or gay)"

I won't call you fat and ugly or gay, but I WILL call you illiterate.

#55: there's only one new mexico douche water drinking mike on here, fo sho.

Hey Dick! here it 's coming for ya. and don't say I haven't warned you!!

#63.........me? Warned me about what?

Yes I am the one that says I like drinking douche water. But why you so hostile and angry with me? What did I do?

OK I admit it. I would love to be sodomized but my husband thinks it's nasty. That's why I am so upset. I have fantasized about it but I can't talk him into it. We got married young and he was my first so I guess I miss out.

58

Never knew how communist americans are to think of themselves as one big moron.

51

read your comment and find the mistake (or go kill yourself)

59

I'm so glad to see that you fit in all the description of stupidity i've written. I'm so glad to know that you are a ''petite''. A petite what by the way? Petite conne? petite salope? Petite épaisse? Anyway, i'm sur they all suit you.

Damn I got it wrong............

Norman Bates said:

" A boy's best friend is his Mother"

I guess she could sit on my face for a few hours!

#60

... and big mouth.

#65 - good job. You've decided to use trolling my name to wage a backdoor attack. I suppose I should have anticipated that on this thread. Bugh-bigh all (try not to cry).

62

I'm sorry, i forgot that you americans don't understand that there are other languages and that sometime, (most of the time) foreigners don't speak english quite well. So, if I look in my American-other languages dictionnary, being called illiterate means ''do not speak the proper english some americans moron can understand''

@65,
Go buy yourself a nice dildo and/or a butt plug. Hell there is even a link on this page to Adam & Eve.
I suggest a small or medium butt plug at first, then you can work your way up to the "big stuff"
I like to insert a butt plug then slip on some pretty thong panties to hold it in and then go shopping.

Is today "let the bitches out" day?

And Lys? If you were unaware America is not communist. There is a faction of the democratic party that wouldn't mind some socialism but... regardless. You might was to stop being such an illiterate retard and stop posting, because you're making a great case against yourself.

#61 curious poooty:

click on name. I heard I look like this (sometimes) . But I'd only reach to her shoulders. being petite and stuff.

bodywise .. aaaah, too dreamy for words.

#71 - So what backwards ass country are you from that you don't speak fluent english?

Lotta gay anxiety here! Hey, all I see is a GREAT ASS. Let's not pretend that's common these days, at least not in the U.S., at least not among women who've had a kid.

But, sure. She IS flat as a board and kind of muscular in her upper body, and her face is maybe-cute in a tomboy way, certainly not striking in a feminine-beauty way like Angelina Jolie before she turned into a praying mantis. This is about as close as you can come to a gay fantasy without being gay. Probably without being gay.

Grade AAA tail.

Anyway,

What is your opinion about the American government cutting those internet cables in the middle east? Pretty nasty, hein? Or what about the cold war between China and US for the control of the middle east oil? Maybe you'd rather talk about that we can't take a plane with a bottle of juice without being called a ''terrorist'' because of paranoids american? What about the US election? What's with those ''super'' electors who are the most useless beings?

#71
damn Lys , go read what's this site called. "The Superficial". It's all about being fucking superficial and not politically correct towards mishappen bodyshapes. Now go die dumb or continue being a fucking troll.

#74 - so, um, the idea is that you're look is kinda dazed, with your mouth hanging open, and you're about to smell a couple of your fingers?

ipanema_schuyler

Suddenly disappears when someone asks her what celbrity she resembles. Sounds like she's not so hot after all. AEveryone has a slight resemblance to at least one celbrity since human beings basically fit into about i of 50 categories. Most people her would fit into the Kevin James Rosanne Bar category.

Lets all guess what category ipanema_schuyler fits into.

73

Poor you, i'm the illiterate while you don't even recognize sarcasm.

75

Why would I tell you that? Even if I told you that i'm american, you would find a way to be racist by insulting my state or my town.

#81 hey blind moron,

go read post #74. Or it really took you 5 fucking minutes to type those poor lines.

Better insert foot in mouth.

FedEX is faster. But be careful.

This one time I was at FedEX and the dude next to me was clearly trying to send a giant plastic crate full of pot, and it reeked. And after he left the workers said they knew from the fact that he was high.

Remember = packaging is key. And don't be a dumbass and show up blitzed man, you've got a job to do.

#78 - Ahhh....so your a fucking rag-head.......that answers many questions raised on this post. Don't you have a goat that needs fucking?

#80

hehe Confused :):) sweet. I guess you got it right!

@78 "pretty nasty hein", "paranoids american?" Huh? Oh well, I don't want to argue. A cheezeborger sounds great. What no coke? Ok Pepsi then, and I'll take the chips.

Lys, you've beaten me. Your arguments are so clear and intelligent that you've changed my entire view of the world and everyone in it. I bow down to you and hope we Americans will elect a genius like you and your leaders in our next election. Then, just like in your country, America will have no poverty, hunger, homelessness, disease, violence, crime, prejudice, illiteracy, pollution, inflation ... well, thanks to you, I know now that the rest of the world is a Utopia with no problems and nothing but joy and happiness every minute of every day. If we had your leaders, America could be just like you!

Vote for world-wide Utopia in 2008!!

Wow. When did she grow an ass?

hein? Nicolas Sarcozy is a pig. Segolène Royal should have won the election, but sadly, she ain't no De Gaulle, neither. Hein? eLYSée.. duh

Last post - aimed directly at Lys.

If Americans suck so much why the hell would you come here? Are you just looking for a fight you dumb bitch?

Additionally, if you desire to piss on a group at least make sure you can articulate your points IN THAT GROUPS LANGUAGE.

Fucking foreigners....

it's pics like these that make me wish i had a penis.

exactly what I suspected ipanema_schuyler looks like some average short brunette. probably a Rachel Bilson type.

@92,
You can go buy a strap-on dildo............

They should just pass legislation forcing her to get tits.

The ass gets two thumbs up.

82
stupid shit!!!

Hey Norton! You supposed to say it "fuckin fereners".

Pretty damned funny that there are 3-4 topic threads running - all ignoring each other and none of which have anything to do with the post. Life is good!

They took our jobs!

Dey durk our durrrs!

Oh my goodness.... Oh my goodness.... Se gets better looking all the time and that butt of hers, wow.

That’s about as awkward as this watercooler conversation:

http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/7/short-shorts-watercooler.html

79

Well yes i'm well aware that this site is called the superficial. And being superficial is really all about making fun of mishapen bodyshapes. But that is not what you guys are doing. You guys are doing what is called ''intellectual masturbation'' (and i suppose a lot of real masturbation). Like you, everybody here use this site to project an image of themself which is not quite true. Everybody here tries to feel better about themself by trying to make others jealous with some suspicuous descriptions of themself or their girlfriend and by insulting others. That is not ''superficial''. It is, what psychologists called ''low self-confidence and low self-esteem''.
You can observe this phenomena among women. Subjects usually try to look more appealing (even on the internet) and usually hide their own complexes by lying about their weigh or their breast's sizes. They also, in a totally shitty attempt to attract the other category below, will act like lesbians and make comments about the ass of other women, ludicrously objectifying their own gender.
It is a little more complicated with the male subjects since those focuse all their complexes on their penises (while everybody doesn't give a fuck) and project all their self-confidence on the look of their (future/utopic) girlfriends. They usually will be lying about the girls they really are attracted to just to look cool and be part of the gang, and they may act like misogynist jerks in front of their sweathearts in an attempt to impress other males, which is pretty gay when you think about it.

So, if you really are superficial, stop playing with your psyche. Nobody gives a shit about your nasty fantasies. This girl has a nice butt. That's it. You don't have to say things like '' all girls who don't have a butt like that should be ashamed'' or whatever it is that you morons say.

85
nope, not from there at all!

88
Thats not what i've said. I only imply that american is a pain in the ass of the rest of us.

90
You're totally right. And if I was French, I would have vote for Ségo. And for the Élysée thing, nice try...

Kate Hudson = Bangin' Ass

Anyway, I leave you guys with the mystery of my birthplace. That should occupied your lazy brains for a while, unless you'd rather be playing with a bone?

I've tapped that ass before.

You can play The lion sleeps tonight on that.

91

Sorry for the delay, you seem so insignificant that I forgot about you. Well, I came here because internet isn't only for americans. Even the celebrities you're talking about are from many nationalities. And since I'm also leaving in a (real) free country, I don't give a shit about what you think.

**living**

Sorry, sorry, sorry oh!... masters of languages.

The butt has to make up for the lack of boobs; definitely a good butt.. And at least she isn't ashamed of being no-chested...

109

go fuck yourself!!!

hot

she is hot.I chatted with her last week. I contacted her first on a celeb site called 'SearchingMillionaire dot com'! I also got several of her pix.she is more attractive on webcam.

#113
you wish!!!

102 -- Like you, everybody here use this site to project an image of themself which is not quite true.

I'm not trying to project an image that isn't true. I use this site for entertainment, to vent my frustration over not having a life that is as interesting as celebrities, and to occasionally dis famous people who couldn't give a rat's ass what I think.

Oh, and to remind myself that there are a whole lot of people who are far more pathetic than I am.

To get back on topic: her ass is adorable.

71... that's awesome.

#94

something tells me it's just not the same.

K, her ass is rockin'. Nice ass. But that swimsuit is fugly. Sorry, I've just never thought a wedgie was a good look for anyone. I'm not a guy, so I'm not imagining that I'm that strip of fabric wedged up in that ass.

But you cannot deny the cuteness of the ass. I just feel it would look better in a different swimsuit. Like a nice white one, a regular one, not one that's stuffed all up in her ass crack.

She is a very adorable, classic-type American blonde and I'm kinda glad to see she hasn't bought herself some big melon tits that would make her look like every other bitch in Hollywood. Ain't nothin' wrong with a slender chick.

Super hot bum.
And I'm a straight chick.

I'd tap that ass any time, but for god's sake her chest is flat as the screen of my monitor. does she have nipples?

Oedipus, never actually had a "thing" for his mother. The story begins with his father, who is for lack of a better term, a fucktard. Anyway, he goes to a seer to have his fortune told, the seer says that his son will kill him and take his empire. He decided to have his son, who happens to be a baby at the time, killed. He orders someone to do it, they just maim the baby and leave him for dead. The baby is found by a maid who happens to be a queen, in another city, and is raised as her own. One day he stumbles across his biological father on the road. His father, being the fucktard that he is, mouths off to the much younger man, Oedipus kills him for it; they do not recognize who each other are, they are basically strangers as far as they know. Later, Oedipus, confronts a phoenix that ask him a riddle, "what crawls in the morning, walks on two legs at noon and three legs at sunset?" Oedipus says, "a baby, a man, and an old man [with a cane, which was more true for him due to his early injury]." Solving the riddle the phoenix grants him a kingship of a city, which happens to be the kingdom he is rightful heir too, king-less, thanks to Oedipus killing the former king, but not queen-less, since his biological mother is still alive. He unknowingly takes his mother as his wife. But at no point does he have a "thing" to get with mommy, Freud obviously read the cliffnotes of that story.

..?

Ah yes, the ass. Hmm, I have found the vaginal epithelium to be... weak, soft, and easily bruised. I have not found one that can withstand the task(s) I have set before it, in entirety, without rest. I am not a cruel sex master. So while it, recovers, I believe I am entitled to turn my attentions elsewhere. With some women there could be a debate on what to pleasure next. With this woman, I know exactly where I focus my efforts; the ass.

isnt that the same bikini she was wearing when she was splashing around w/ ryder the other day?

sure she has a great ass, but if i was out & about w/ my 4 year old son, id keep it covered up...for his sake anyway.

It's simple math, really:

goldie hawn's body + kurt russell's face < attractive

I should be teaching this algebra to your kids

kate's body looks amazing. not too thin and not too much.
She has NO cellulite on her butt or thighs, which is amazing for a woman her shape. She looks fabulous!

@123
OK, but Kurt Russell isn't her bio-dad...

What on earth is wrong with you people? There is nothing remarkable about her physique or her ass. She has no muscle tone whatsoever (hence she is not "in shape" she is merely thin yet like most women still flabby) and her ass is short and low. Admittedly at least it sticks out a bit unlike most white women whose asses are merely an extension of their backs but still.......this is not a nice ass. It's remarkable how low are standards are but to be expected i suppose in such an obese nation.

ha yeah. kurt russell is not her real dad. so much for that algebra huh?

other than being a little pasty she looks fine to me. shes obviously not a supermodel, but she looks better than 75% of the population.

RE 126. simon - March 8, 2008 1:08 AM

Dude, go back to caressing your own man boobs on national TV... and is there any way you can get Paula to just shut the fuck up? Give her a buzzer or something. Or a gong. Just tape the stick thing to her hand so all she has to do is flail in its general direction when she wants to give one of those losers the thumbs down. And I'd also like you to forbid Randy Jackson to use the word "dawg" on air. See, you have a lot of shit to do, you don't have time to chastise us over our ass preferences.

looks like two pizza dough balls.

looks like two pizza dough balls.

her ass is sublime, a piece of art.

no tits, but what an ass!

LOL...Lys...


You're foreign? Right. You have an English spelling corrector on your computer? That's nice. And your grammar is quite good! A lot of French speaking peopleI know, dont speak English on a regular basis and do not have English spelling/dictionaries on their computers.

Here's the thing about you bringing up politics in a forum specifically for obnoxious and stupid remarks- it makes you even more of an idiot. Coming in here to 'argue' or rant is hilarious and means you have very weak skills. What, you cant have a real debate in a forum MADE FOR IT? You have to do it in here to actually be the 'smart one'???? LOL, ooooo that's hard.

You're probably American, disgruntled and know a little French. Your arguments have been trumpeted before and are trite. You have done nothing but spit out well chewed rhetoric that I've heard so much, it has no meaning.

I'm Icelandic/American, I dont hate Americans, I can think for myself. Go play somewhere else.

LOL @ Dee.

She fancies herself as more evolved and intellectual than others. Yet, she is having online arguments with strangers. Odd.

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

Shes got a cute ass!

A ghost is said to be the apparition of a deceased person, frequently similar in appearance to that person, and usually encountered in places he or she frequented, or in association with the person's former belongings. The word "ghost" may also refer to the spirit or soul of a deceased person, or to any spirit or demon.[1][2][3] Ghosts are often associated with hauntings, which is, according to the Parapsychological Association, "the more or less regular occurrence of paranormal phenomena associated with a particular locality (especially a building) and usually attributed to the activities of a discarnate entity; the phenomena may include apparitions, poltergeist disturbances, cold drafts, sounds of footsteps and voices, and various odours."[2]

Ghosts are a controversial anomalous phenomenon. According to a poll conducted in 2005 by the Gallup Organization, about 32% of Americans believe in the existence of ghosts.[4] The term ghost has been replaced by apparition in parapsychology, because the word ghost is deemed insufficiently precise.[5]

Why is she even bothering to wear a top? Seems like a waste of cloth.

Also, that face looks like pile of cornbread stuffing throwup.

Just sayin'

She is cute and sexy. I saw her profile on famous dating site "uniformedcupid.com"
just right! She is online now!.She is claim that she wanna date someone who really understand committment!

why is she walking around in that ridiculous bathing suit with her ass hanging out?

classy!

lol@how many words the latents need to use to try to argue their ass fetish doesn't make them gay. And...doesn't work.

Why don't you suck the sperm and believe me there is alot out of my hairy unshaved cunt.I am smarter and more educated then any of you losers here.

Hey 135, you are big cunted whore and it pissed me off and makes me fart that you make fun of me. I got a nice ass AND I am smart. That makes me a smart ass bitch.

she's got a kneegrow's ass. prolly from eating too much fried chicken and watermelons

A nice ass on a woman looks nothing like a guy's ass. Anymore than Jennifer Aniston's arm looks like Vin Diesel's. Dee is retarded.

YUCK A PASTY WHITE ASS SHES DAMN GROSS MADE ME WANT TO THROWUP AND HER FLAT UG FACE-ARE U KIDDING SHES A FUCKIN ALBINO BITCH WHO CANT ACT-HAS NO CHEMISTRY ON FILM AND BUTT UG

Oh my god, Superfish, I knew you had absolutely NO TASTE and standards lower than the level of the ground when it comes to women, but this is too much. Saying this disgusting chick, and that her DISGUSTING FLAT ASS is nice, is one of the most pathetic and saddest things I've ever heard coming out of a man's mouth. If a female baboon spreaded her legs and showed you her monkey pussy, you'd get an erection and say she's fucking hot. Tasteless loser.

That's one of the worst asses I've seen in my life.
And her body is ugly, just like her face.

Despite her age, she has a beautiful body. Nine of ten teenage girls certainly envy her :-)

134...

So I don't speak french?

Probablement. Non je ne parle pas français. Tu as bien raison. Je suis simplement très douée pour faire accroire aux caves comme toi que je parle une autre langue car, soyons francs, ça impressionne beaucoup les pauvres retardés comme toi. C'est peut-être vraiment impensable pour toi que quelqu'un d'une autre nationalité puisse apprendre (à peu près...) l'anglais et être capable (à l'aide d'un dictionnaire français-anglais à côté de mon ordi) d'écrire un texte de cent mots en 5 minutes. Pour ton information, non je n'irai jamais débattre sur un forum politique. Je ne suis pas une experte, c'est vrai, mais je n'ai surtout pas besoin d'aller éclairer les esprits des visiteurs de ce genre de forum. C'est gens sont déjà éclairés, vu leurs activités informatiques. Je préfère venir ici, lire des textes souvent ben drôles sur des célébrités stupides (tout comme tu le fais). Mais quand je vois des êtres aussi exécrables et déficients que toi, memérer sur tes propres qualités physiques et proférer des généralisations sur le corps féminin, je ne peux m'empêcher de m'exprimer. Et le fait est que votre pays, de par sa culture, est en train de détruire la notion même de diversité (étrange pour une pays d'immigrants...) en créant des standards de beauté tout aussi farfelus les uns que les autres. Et franchement, ça me fait profondément chier de voir à quel point vous êtes bornés, racistes, sexistes et fiers de l'être.

Try to to translate that. By the way, I'm kind of glad that you think that I could be american. That means my english isn't that bad... :)

By the way, don't you know that French is actually spoken in a lot of country? France, Switzerland, Canada, Belgium, Luxemburg, America and in several African country.

did lys not get the memo passed out earlier that pointed out he/she is on the wrong forum? it's ok to ask for directions if you are lost lys. i'm not sure this person realizes how embarrassingly stupid he/she is coming across by spending so much time composing long-winded messages that no one here gives a rats ass about

she's not very tan for someone who's parading in a bikini all the time.

I have a way bigger ass, with quite some dimples on, and it'd still make better news than this. I don't see what the big deal is with this woman. she's got no tits, no flat tummy, and most important NO WAIST- which would be very flattering to her curves if she had any.

Her and Owen are a cute couple. hope they get back together....

Pasty white with flat tits and a below average face

I want to suck her butt cheeks and lick her asshole.

Average face, average bod. Short legs, no waist, and her butt really does look like two dough ball smushed together. Big deal. Celebrity worship is retarded. Get a grip, people.

I notice her ears more, and that face, sheesh. She is messed up to go around almost naked in front of her son. What a mother he is going to look back on.

Dammnnnnnn! For having a kid she sure is one fine piece of MILF...
Now if y'all exscuse me I'm going to go make love to my wife. Honey? Can you come here for a minute,,,

(wolf wistle!)
Nice Kate!

Ah, the power of the thong. all hail the magical thong!

she has a NIIIIICE ass.

Ok on the ass but no chest! Maybe she needs to get pregnant so her hormones will kick in and her boobs will fill up... Or she can she can buy some boobs...

I never quite got all the pregnancy talk in the first place

As another small-chested girl, I admire her self-confidence! I'm sure not brave enough to wear a top like that... =/

And just to comment on some stuff above:
There is nothing remotely homosexual about a man having sex with a woman, period. All types of sex included. Male + Female = Hetero.

She's built like her Mom which isn't a bad thing mind you. Back in the day Goldie Hawn was hot.

Lys
"It is so funny how comments here are predictable." ("Oh god, here we go again. (so this occurrence is not unique? OhEmGee!)Time to hear from all the latents about how great her butt is." INDEED) Like all the '' nice ass'' and their affiliates. I also enjoy the ''pear shape'' comments.(Ups... my butt-plug fell out...) When a girl doesn't agree with these comments she's automatically called a pear shape... (Oh yea, right after spotting every homosexual on earth) Man, I've never noticed how pear shape was so shameful (or having a huge cunt). In fact, I thought obesity was shameful (or uncalled judgement and pack spirit)(or is it?) I thought pear shape was pretty common (I thought trannies where too) . When did being called ''pear shape'' become an insult?_right after commenting on butts did_
"I suppose it is the same with the ''gay'' comments. When a guy doesn't likes the skank everybody loves, or when he likes a more ''chubby'' girl he is automatically called ''gay''."(that's true) So, the point here is that, if you don't agree with everybody, then you are a ''pear shape'' or a ''gay'' _or a:"Hey 135, you are big cunted whore " _ . Sure, being ''cool'' is so much more important than being honest with yourself (so you deceive yourself into thinking DEE is a victim here...when those poor homoes...GAWD!). My god, now I understand why americans elected such idiots (wait, you just said" So, the point here is that, if you don't agree with everybody, then you are a .... american? what happened to your so called individuality? Now you generalize a whole country?...so you take what you said before back, right?). You fucking moron just don't want to be called ''pear shape'' or ''gay'' if you don't go with the flow. (oh... I see, I must agree with you otherwise I'm a stupid american... well, when in rome...)
I almost forgot (you did forget: I got a nice ass AND I am smart) all the '' my body is (was when i was 14) better than hers'' or ''my (imaginary) girlfriend is cutter than her and also i'm a specialist in female's anatomy generalisation (or population generalization, as in capable of mating, because I wouldn't be surprised of some here *cough* had extra chromosomes) and let me tell you how all girls of 5'5 with small tits are prettier than everybody else'' comments. So original (indeed), so credible, so full of self-confidence (*cough*). (can't wait til someone call me fat and ugly or gay) (or stupid, or worse... american)

Anyway,
What is your opinion about the American government cutting those internet cables in the middle east?(Now, lets take this with a grain of salt people... how is it possible, that someone lacking the necessary comprehension to interpret comments in a blog is going to be capable of transmitting information from the news? much less making HER own conclusion about the plausibility of a historically documented article? Lets remember that is an inaccurate discipline, that depends in the preservation, and Interpretation of evidence?) Pretty nasty, hein? (Did you hear about the court ruling of autism and vaccines? It was on Larry's )Or what about the cold war between China and US for the control of the middle east oil? (TIME says Africa is in the middle too) Maybe you'd rather talk about that we can't take a plane with a bottle of juice without being called a ''terrorist'' because of paranoids american?(Did you hear about the NY bomb? (I actually don't know if this happened before or after your posts)) What about the US election? What's with those ''super'' electors who are the most useless beings? (they are busy prostituting themselves, unable to reason what's best, relying on the powerful foreign, press trusting judgement)

"58 Never knew how communist americans are to think of themselves as one big moron. " yup, you know where they got the idea from.
"51 read your comment and find the mistake (or go kill yourself)" What the heck are you talking about, he is agreeing with you on obesity. "Common AND shameful."
59
I'm so glad to see that you fit in all the description of stupidity i've written (you mean that hypocritical, poorly written piece of incredibly broad generalization, of which you are so phobic?) . I'm so glad to know that you are a ''petite''. (you mean 50? how in your inferior to hers mind, does she fit in? do you mean she disagreeing with you and agreeing with us? because, that what you argued, is it not?) A petite what by the way? Petite conne? petite salope? Petite épaisse? Anyway, i'm sur they all suit you. (oh no, no running home are you?)
62
I'm sorry, i forgot that you americans (*resorting to xenophoby in hope they vouch*) don't understand that there are other languages (Hey, I'm Mexican yo) and that sometime, (most of the time) foreigners don't speak english quite well (my English is flawless you generalizing bastard, now we forners are all equally illiterate (means not reading *good or all out ignorant)). So, if I look in my American-other languages dictionnary, being called illiterate means ''do not speak the proper english some americans moron can understand'' *good.

73
Poor you, i'm the illiterate while you don't even recognize sarcasm. (or irony)
75
"Why would I tell you that? (because there are other countries besides the States...duh!) Even if I told you that i'm american, you would find a way to be racist by insulting my state or my town." (Yea, they'll probably make you president) hypocrite contradictory, illiterate.
79
Well yes i'm well aware that this site is called the superficial. And being superficial is really all about making fun of mishapen bodyshapes (or making judgement based on someone else's work and make it and absolute truth). But that is not what you guys are doing. (Lead the way...) You guys are doing what is called ''intellectual masturbation'' (and i suppose a lot of real masturbation) (while reading your po...ho...ohh...sts). Like you, everybody here use this site to project an image of themself which is not quite true. (I'm the mostest smartest, and everybody knows that) Everybody here tries to feel better about themself by trying to make others jealous (Ipanema actually made us aroused, you got jelly-o-s) with some suspicuous descriptions of themself ( or their girlfriend and by insulting others.(Or defending the incomprehensible and being a hypocrite... do you want a hug? I'm all sticky though)) That is not ''superficial''. It is, what psychologists called ''low self-confidence and low self-esteem''. (What?! *reads BOOK on REAL MEDICINE and PSYCHIATRY instead of google**starts automutilation and self- verbal punishment for disagreeing with you)


I'd rape it.

I'm a girl, and I'm not shy to say for her age and post-pregnancy, she has the GREATEST ASS EVER !!!!

I don't know why people bring up her age like she is old. She is in her twenties so she is not old. Either she looks good or doesn't, none of "for her age" crap because that dosn't count until your much older then her. Eva looks good in a bathing suit and she is in her mid 30's.

she is sweet

anyone know what brand that bikini that is?

You can observe this phenomena among women (More incredibly hypocritical and broad generalization? now you give up defending DEE?) Subjects usually try to look more appealing (even on the internet) and usually hide their own complexes by lying about their weigh or their breast's sizes. (So They also, in a totally shitty attempt to attract the other category below, will act like lesbians and make comments about the ass of other women, ludicrously objectifying their own gender. (You can't even make your own conclusions, now you take like bible some blabber? That is idiotic, if it where predominant in women, would you mind shedding some light as to why women are less prone to attain higher corporate positions? probably because they try to hard to be right, also, it is PATIENTS, you are not talking bunnies here, not even a in Meta such language is used, stop objectifying your gender with adjectives!)
It is a little more complicated with the male subjects since those focuse all their complexes on their penises (while everybody doesn't give a fuck) and project all their self-confidence on the look of their (future/utopic) girlfriends (Dumbest thing you've said so far, Jesus Christ all mighty, please, sterilize yourself, another idiotic display of upbringing-led prejudice, next comes: homos are an abomination and Darwin is an idiot) They usually will be lying about the girls they really are attracted to just to look cool and be part of the gang, (That's your idiotic observation based crap! you expect us to believe that because you saw someone do it, in a movie, in your school (I assume you dropped out or studied something non science related) ASSOCIATION IS NOT CAUSATION which you've invoked more that twice, show me your freaking sources!) and they may act like misogynist jerks in front of their sweathearts in an attempt to impress other males, which is pretty gay when you think about it. (dense, dark matter dense)

So, if you really are superficial, (like passing judgement without understanding a culture) stop playing with your psyche (so, you assume it exists) . Nobody gives a shit about your nasty fantasies (you do, so much as to be bothered by lesbians that you consider fake). This girl has a nice butt. That's it. (It doesn't bother you anymore? flip flop) You don't have to say things like '' all girls who don't have a butt like that should be ashamed'' or whatever it is that you morons say. (hypocrite)
85
nope, not from there at all! (doesn't bother you when it's not your country now does it? you hypocrite)
88
Thats not what i've said ( "now I understand why americans elected such idiots" implies that you and your people would not have elected such imbeciles, which would be either some other imbecile or a non imbecile, which means, either way you are wrong, if you complain about not understanding sarcasm, we complain about not understanding what implication means, in any case, 88 is wright). I only imply that american is a pain in the ass of the rest of us. (Odd enough, you did not, you said that they are idiots)
90
You're totally right. And if I was French, I would have vote for Ségo. And for the Élysée thing, nice try... (good try indeed)
Anyway, I leave you guys with the mystery of my birthplace. That should occupied your lazy brains for a while, unless you'd rather be playing with a bone? (...er?... ha...f.en ha... I'll ponder on your birthplace as much as you ponder in your lack of critical thought)
91
Sorry for the delay, you seem so insignificant that I forgot about you (who has self-steem issues?). Well, I came here because internet isn't only for americans. Even the celebrities you're talking about are from many nationalities. And since I'm also leaving in a (real) free country, I don't give a shit about what you think. (you should, he's indirectly proving that you also are a hypocrite about your intentions)
"Fucking foreigners...." hey!, only the dumb ones.

134...
So I don't speak french?
Probablement. Non je ne parle pas français. (Lo malo es que deriva del latin) Tu as bien raison.(si la tiene) Je suis simplement très douée pour faire accroire aux caves comme toi que je parle une autre langue car,(yo si) soyons francs, ça impressionne beaucoup les pauvres retardés comme toi.( o hipocritas como tu) C'est peut-être vraiment impensable pour toi que quelqu'un d'une autre nationalité puisse apprendre (à peu près...) l'anglais (muy mal aprendido por cierto al punto the ser criptico) et être capable (à l'aide d'un dictionnaire français-anglais à côté de mon ordi) d'écrire un texte de cent mots en 5 minutes. (No es tan dificil de imaginar, dado que la mayoria de la informacion la malinterpretaste) Pour ton information, non je n'irai jamais débattre sur un forum politique (entonces los ad hominem?). Je ne suis pas une experte, c'est vrai, mais je n'ai surtout pas besoin d'aller éclairer les esprits des visiteurs de ce genre de forum. (enconces qué esperabas? sólo por molestar, no te parece y supreficial?) C'est gens sont déjà éclairés, vu leurs activités informatiques.(un poco de google no te hubiera caido mal el adjetivo de iliterada se extiende a la informatica al parecer) Je préfère venir ici, lire des textes souvent ben drôles sur des célébrités stupides (Or your's) (tout comme tu le fais). Mais quand je vois des êtres aussi exécrables et déficients que toi,(and you are a pure soul, looking to change the world) memérer sur tes propres qualités physiques et proférer des généralisations (so, now you remember) sur le corps féminin, (or the country which one resides in) je ne peux m'empêcher de m'exprimer. (oh, I forgot, everyone like idiotic, dense hypocritical xenophobes, it's and international form of expression) Et le fait est que votre pays, de par sa culture, (which we don't understand, and can't make generalizations about) est en train de détruire la notion même de diversité (what about americans are a pain in the ass to everyone?) (étrange pour une pays d'immigrants...(in that case, all america is a piece of crap, including center and south, like I said, no science in your education) en créant des standards de beauté tout aussi farfelus les uns que les autres(another brad generalization?). Et franchement, ça me fait profondément chier ( de voir à quel point vous êtes bornés, racistes, sexistes et fiers de l'être. (you are a freaking xenophobe, and you pass judgement on people based on news, your moral standard are ridiculous, and you live in intellectual isolation, you've ever been in San Francisco? you can't even generalize states, comparing that to what, the KKK? go do what Texas Tranny said you generalizing homo)

What a coincidence. My friend last night said that Owen Wilson's nose looks like a penis and then someone on here today said it too. Can it be true then?

I read it on the internet. Therefore, it has to be true.

What a f___ing ass. My god.....

It looks like it came from the trailer park

So Dee, does the crap just spew right out of your brain onto the keyboard or do you really try hard to sound retarded?

178 Escada?

Good point # 181 .
Inside job ?

And you too Lys .
Inside Merde?
Pour quois ?
Binky: Neuf /Onze est 'Dans le 'inside job' ?
Cliff Notes : Oui Binky.
(But I can see why you dropped French in the 11th grade.)
Binky : Moi ? et blow moi (sp ?)

you know owen is guaranteed to bang her in the ass if he didn't the first time. i mean, you almost kill yourself you deserve to put it in her pooper this time

Good point # 190.
But 9/11.Ok. A bit off topic.
Inside job ?

POP FICTION IS THE DUMBEST SHOW EVER. AVRIL AND PARIS BOTH "PROVED" HOW EASY IT IS FOR PEOPLE TO MAKE UP RUMORS ABOUT THEM. NEWS FLASH DUMB CUNTS, ANYONE WHO HAS EVER ATTENDED MIDDLE SCHOOL KNOWS HOW EASILY PEOPLE MAKE UP STORIES. ASHTON 'S SHOW WILL GO DOWN IN FLAMES. IT'S AS STUPID AND USELESS AS HIS ASS.

Dans le job ?
Ici - even 'inside le job.' Pourquoi ?
Binky: Well I think that just about sums it all up. It's even in French.
Ummmm... When's the revolution 'a happin' down there ?
Like. Don't you guy's get cable ?
Cliff Notes : Not everyone gets cable Bink.
Binky: Shit. (merde)

INSIDE JOB ? #192 ?

Really fantastic body you have! My friend told me that she once met on the site called http://www.naturistspace.org it is said that she is naturist, which is benefit to figure. It's no wonder. I really wish I could meet her.

#192 Where'd you go ?
(Well. Ok.No one expects the Binky Inquisition.)
UltraSly and lys n- you've both been doing a lot of talking.
Inside job ?

# 195.
We have a lot in common.
'I really wish I could meet her' ?
I really wish 9/11 wasn't an inside job.
But it was - and us boyz (and grlz) (Binky's not sexist)
have some work to do.
( as they say in the industry)

I want that booty.

Inside job BOOGIE ?

Public at LARGE : It's going to be hard to start the revolution from this place Binky.
Cliff Notes : Good point Pubs.
Binky: At least now they know we're here.

Oh. Nice ass. Very cute.
Goldie was gr8 as well.

America - As far as I can ascertain - your country has been taken over by Zionist Jews. Prove us wrong.
Google : 'Urban Moving systems'. They set up cameras to 'record the event' before 9/11 and then bragged about it on Tv in Israel. It's there.
Where did Dominic Suter go ? And Why ?
Cliff Notes : A men !!

196: 9/11 inside job? I think if it were an inside job, most incriminating data would have been erased already, making it impossible to determine the truth, and also making speculation useless, unless someone tells, then and only then...we strike!... Also, do you think someone is going to find out something and not get a bullet in the noggin?, I mean, it's not Watergate, or Lewinski, this would be hardcore civil war, not to mention, Russia, China and of course, the MIGHTY VENEZUELA, If 911 were an inside job, the U.S. would collapse, and those guys would probably join , and the massive exodus from south of the border? Looting everything en their sight? It would collapse the rest of America, center and south ,which have some money thanks to the U.S, what scientist would like to prove that, and cause more death?.

Inside job ?
# 203 ?

Yes or no.

Zionist Jews? Well, what's wrong with Zionist Christians?
I googled it, and got mostly 9/11 mantra, anecdotical, give some verifiable sources, and also, state your opinion about obesity, naked fat people and Kate H.'s butt.

I got some people who had a moving company - who completely bailed September 13 2001.
People who had to go to court to get their furniture. ETC.
Inside job ?

Try this.

Well. Ok.
'This' as they say in the industry - 'may not have worked.'
Etc. ....

F this.

As they say in the industry.

Maybe tomorrow.

x

Yikes.

Public at LARGE : So of course Binky.
For all those who died on the USS Liberty - justice was served.
Binky : Well. Not exactly....
They were just murdered - like 9/11.

Bill Maher : New Rules - I'm a Zionist Jew.
( "And 'Urban Moving Systems' - I'm not going there")
Public at LARGE : Ummmm... We figured that one out Bill.
But, in case anyone should ask, - 9/11 was an inside job.

exciting photo. i also saw her photo put on the site called WealthyDater.com, really! is she want to find a rich man?

Sorry, that file was not found and Blogger does not exist, when you click on the links to the sources, what's up with that?, only the last link worked, mostly regurgitated news concentrate, and the links to the news site also didn't work, do you have any publicly accessible documents?, Studies? a Meta?

She is hot&sexy! But in my eyes, big women are more attractive, like the sexy big beauties I met in hot big beautiful people meet club " Plus Meet dot com "

A lot of big men and BBW admirers there also share the fat acceptance concept with me: "size is only a number!", "big is beautiful!"

#214- 216.
Inside job ?

Links to the source material, maybe emailing the writers will give more info.

Well # 218 - keep linking there and I may have to think you 'GET' it.
So watch it. You're soon gonna hav'ta pull your weight at this shit hole.
(No offense Fish guy)

Re: #193 "When's the revolution 'a happin' down there ?
Like. Don't you guy's get cable ?"
Binky : Sorry . But, I reread that one and...I ...
Cliff Notes : Never look back , Bink.
Never look back.

Binky: Did we do this one ?
Public at LARGE : New Jersey scum trying to get their furniture back ?
It may add to the plot.
But I'm sure the 9/11 Commission has already covered all their concerns.
Binky : Thank God...

Please new post, please!

Binky are you familiar with this? And for the rest of the sleeping masses...wake up!
Read the book

http://www.amazon.com/Grand-Chessboard-American-Geostrategic-Imperatives/dp/B0010NWGO4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1205157324&sr=8-2

This one book should explain it all to you about American hegemony in Eurasian and all the supposed hydrocarbon wealth in the Caspian basin which unfortunately is not there. Brzezinsky (anyone remember this powerful man?) speaks of the need of a "perceived threat" in order to get us over there tgo sieze control. Well as it turns out the miraculous threat is "global terrorism" - the war that will last our lifetime!
(convenient)
Order this book it is only like 200 pages and then get back to us paranoids.
God Bless America

Binky take your medication for fuck sakes.

I would give her the rim job of her life. I can only imagine how sweet and tight that bud is.

That ass is in serious need of toning. Her ass shouldn't look like that for at least another 15-20 years. Also, no boobs, nothing special about the face, and she doesn't even have a particularly toned stomach either. If my ass was that loose at that age, I'd have covered it up.

Conspiracy theories are for the weak-minded.

Good to see this. It seems she is seeking true love online now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "WealthyRomance.com" last week.

Damn that was thought provoking and explains how everything function. Thanks for clearing that up for us all. Now about the banking industry...

She has a nice behind; but I hope her son does not see mommy like that. I am no prude but there is a place and time for everything. It's just not good for children; especially boys. Pamela Andersons boys are going to have serious issues because their mom always walked around looking like a prostitute.

#22-you must be just freakin' JEALOUS because YOU probably DON'T HAVE a great ass!! Ahem...there ARE ass-men out there you idiot!! Why the F**king hell does it always have to be about the tits???? There's MORE to a hot woman that just big tits, boys and girls!!! Tits are so freakin' overrated....

AND BTW, KATE LOOKS DAMN HOT IN THAT BIKINI, SO FU, LOSERS!!!

LMAOFF-#31, you freakin' ROCK!!! YOu ARe the MAN!!!

Thanks for sticking it to #22, she's a dolt!!! What a freakin' clueless moron!!!

Hi, I'm Lisa, and I'm late to the party and LOUD!!! Hopefully typing in all caps will make it seem like I have something to say (I don't).

#43-you ALSO rock!!! Hell, I'm a woman and I'm turned on by that ass!!!! LOL!!!

It flat out SUCKS that it usually always HAS to be about huge tits for a damn woman to be considered "do-able" or "sexy" or "hot"-big, huge tits are so damed OVERRATED!!!!

Enough already!!! And, for the record, Owen Wilson himself claimed to be into female asses....

Dee =
dog the bounty hunter's wife

81-
I think Kevin James has a handsome face

So I'm thinking, "WTF, 236 comments on her ass? I mean it's nice and all but 236?"

Then I see most of it is some a grade-A, bonafide fucktard named Lys. Here's a flash dickshit: Piss off.

Lys, seriously- could you be more pretentious?

What is with these several paragaph long posts? For fuck's sake, she has a sweet ass...what else is there to say?
I hate these idiots who think a man who likes a sweet ass must be gay. Got new for ya bitches, a lot of straight men like anal sex. Men are nasty and they like nasty things. Being an uptight little prude isn't going to change that.

In other words, I'm fine with a guy working out his latent urges on my asshole. I'll do whatever it takes to hold onto a man.

something seriously must be wrong with me because i am not terribly impressed by her ass. it looks like a nice plump butt on a skinny girl. it doesnt look any cuter than the average thin girl butt to me. basically in my eyes her ass is an ass. its okay & all, but i am soooo not blown away by it.

Heather:
It is so clever that you used the same name as me. That makes a lot of sense. Guess the prude comment got to ya, huh?
I don't like to take it up the ass, hon, but I wouldn't think a man is gay if he wanted to fuck a girl that way. That's all I said. If you want to intepret that using inane psycho babble, be my guest.
I hope you enjoy your lights-off, nighty pulled up, missionary-every-single-time procreation!!
So in other words, any woman who actually, gasp!...LIKES SEX...must just be desperate to hold onto a man.

I know this may sound a wee tad disgusting, but I always try to imagine a girl on the throne when I look at her ass. I can' t help it!!! An old fetish of mine. And I really like 'em with alabaster skin