Mar 21 2008Kate Beckinsale has a great alternative for sushi
Kate Beckinsale gives the greatest interviews in the history of interviewography. Recently she commented that she'd rather eat a certain female part than eat sushi. Moviefone quizzed Kate about her comment during an interview for her new movie Snow Angels:
6. You told an interviewer you'd rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what's the reaction of your publicity team? I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He's throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, "What's the matter with you?" But I haven't ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don't really worry about it.
Obviously, Kate's publicist doesn't know the definition of "HOLY FUCKING SHIT AWESOME!" which, according to my dictionary, is: "adj. 1. Kate Beckinsale dining in vagina town. 2. Hayden Panettiere passed out on my couch. 3. Ashton Kutcher's death by way of butt cancer." On bookshelves soon!
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Reader Comments
1. dude - March 21, 2008 4:06 PM
that's awesome!
2. YesAndNo - March 21, 2008 4:06 PM
Gorgeous dress!
3. holland - March 21, 2008 4:08 PM
Holy Yellow tail shrimp roll!
4. LEI - March 21, 2008 4:17 PM
IM SO SICK OF THESE WHITE TRASHY BITCHES!!! ALL white ppl need to just die. yall all smell of bolgna and salami muhahahahahhahaa
5. HuckyDucky - March 21, 2008 4:26 PM
This chick is unbelievable.
6. TiTi - March 21, 2008 4:29 PM
I feel all tingly in my panties.
7. cate - March 21, 2008 4:38 PM
Sushi is my favorite food... but that is freaking hilarious.
I love her.
8. Billy Reno - March 21, 2008 4:47 PM
Good for her! I myself am a practicing VAGITARIAN. Less chance of getting mercury poisoning from eatin' da beef drapes than from tuna rolls.
9. Sebastien - March 21, 2008 4:53 PM
Hold on, Hold On! Everybody hold the fuck on!
She said she hates sushi. She said she'd rather eat pussy than eat sushi. She didn't say she loves to eat pussy.
I mean, in my fantasy world, yeah, she said she loved to eat pussy, preferably while I'm hitting her doggie style, but in real life, what she said is the equivalent of "Which would you rather eat: shit or vomit?"
Carry on
10. Ted from LA - March 21, 2008 4:54 PM
Look at the dude in the last picture. Prop me up against the jukebox when I die. She's smokin' hot, but she'd be tough to take home to mom.
Me: "Mom, this is my new girlfriend Kate."
Kate: "It's a pleasure to meet you. Do you eat pussy?"
11. British Person - March 21, 2008 5:24 PM
It's just the ironic British sense of humour guys......nothing more.....don't take everything so literally....
12. jFp - March 21, 2008 6:16 PM
Kate Rules!
She gets it......to wit. If ya know what I mean.
13. I dont care if Im first - March 21, 2008 6:27 PM
@4 Better than smelling like burnt rubber and $99 cent lotion
Kate is amazing!
14. fon - March 21, 2008 6:56 PM
She is so gorgeous. I am her fans. It is said she is dating a yong millionaireon a dating site called meetingwealthy.c o m. Her sexy photos and profile are found there.
15. eurotrash - March 21, 2008 7:01 PM
shit i hafta read one more post describing some shithead's pathetic sexual fantasy...
16. fon - March 21, 2008 8:01 PM
I forgot to mention I'm a huge fag.
17. Halverage - March 21, 2008 8:06 PM
Where are her diet coke ad boobs?
18. fon - March 21, 2008 8:44 PM
Oh also I forget to mention that I am her fans plus I am her toaster oven.
19. Polly Pureheart - March 21, 2008 9:07 PM
Jesus Christ I love this woman. Kate B. is proof that Jesus loves us.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
20. Polly Pureheart - March 21, 2008 9:08 PM
Jesus Christ I love this woman. Kate B. is proof that Jesus loves us.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
21. Juaqin Ingles - March 21, 2008 9:26 PM
She's got a couple good years left.
22. laughing at everyone named fon - March 21, 2008 10:02 PM
out loud.
23. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, phd - March 21, 2008 11:49 PM
I would surely enjoy munching her muff.
Who is she, now?
24. sambo - March 22, 2008 12:10 AM
dude, there aint a thing funny about colon cancer. pray to whatever you believe in that you never have it, fuckstick.
25. Anal Fistula - March 22, 2008 12:23 AM
could I eat sushi out of beckinsale's vagina? that would be totally awesome.
26. Dorito Man - March 22, 2008 1:17 AM
She is hawt. And elegant. I'd do her. Over and over again.. rawwrr
27. Fon - March 22, 2008 12:33 PM
Congratulations, Mr. Mubutu has $567,000 for you and your family!
28. Grunion - March 22, 2008 1:30 PM
Sushi does suck. pussy not so much
29. Mike Rya - March 22, 2008 2:27 PM
She makes my tongue hard.
30. BarelyStearn - March 22, 2008 4:34 PM
In this age of Borrring political correctness thank God for gals like Kate. And you know what...? If given the choice between eating clam at my favorite sushi joint or eating Kate's clam I'm picking Kate every time...
Christ, life sure is ironic sometimes...
31. Komis - March 22, 2008 6:21 PM
Whore. Classless Whore. Say anything to get the spotlight on you, right?
32. blizzy - March 22, 2008 6:57 PM
So basically what you're saying is, all I have to do is go to Kate's house with a plate of Sushi, another hot chick, and an Hi-Def video camera? Sweet.
33. Cyclops - March 22, 2008 7:30 PM
http://whitewomensuck.blogspot.com/
34. Danny - March 22, 2008 9:16 PM
i thought the butt cancer thing went abit too far..
35. Jon - March 22, 2008 9:37 PM
Ya know, I feel the same way, Kate. Vagina > sushi.
36. Judas - March 22, 2008 10:29 PM
Hey, I know I'm a little early, but happy Nailhole Zombie Day, everybody!
37. Stanley - March 23, 2008 4:24 PM
Kate keeps getting prettier and prettier,... she's like a fine wine really!
http://www.hideNsneek.com
38. SaraDevil - March 23, 2008 6:57 PM
Beckinsale and Biel sandwich anyone?
39. captainpyro - March 23, 2008 7:56 PM
I get a big stupid grin on my face when I picture her saying, "At least a vagina would be warm" in that sexy British accent of her's. Heehee! Heeheehee!
40. Mark - March 23, 2008 10:24 PM
I love her sweet smile .I saw her in millonaire dating site"WealthyLoving.com".Is really has a new baby?
41. Shit Face - March 24, 2008 2:18 AM
I wonder what her asshole looks like. I'd lick it until it bleeds.
42. fake boobs - March 24, 2008 2:36 AM
What happened to her tits?
43. toolboy - March 24, 2008 9:47 AM
Note to self:
Test theory-
next dinner party, invite Kate and a lot of really hot lesbians, serve nothing but sushi and Mad Dog 20/20.
44. ShoeLaLa - March 24, 2008 12:08 PM
ooooh....i looooove that dress...so gorgeous!
45. iAMCANADIAN - March 24, 2008 12:11 PM
Dammmmn I love sushi it tastes SUUUUPER fucking good and I'm not some yuppy vegetarian fucker either, I'll take sushi as easily as I'll gulp down a steak... but I share this woman's tastes... Better than a steak or a sushi is a nice hot pussy... I love to eat cute little pink pussies more than anything in the world... AS LONG AS THEY'RE CLEAN AND DON'T SMELL LIKE SUSHI!!!!
46. sammy - March 24, 2008 12:41 PM
It's the other white meat.
47. mushu - March 26, 2008 10:40 PM
so gorgeous..she is so fresh and classy
48. shibuya_jonez - March 29, 2008 1:27 PM
soggy trollop stink cavern,ill take sashimi and wasabi over her rancid furpye anyday.