Mar 11 2008Justin Timberlake: Britney's a Madonna wannabe

FIRST

Nobody's an original.

He should be helping Brit not kickin her while she's down.

Madonna was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and was given the award by Justin Timberlake? Is this some kind of an early April Fool’s joke? Or have I woken up in Bizarro World, where Madonna's talented.

Is it just me or Madonna looking more and more scary in her old age?

Madonna is a pretty woman. There are so many fans of her. And they set up the groups related to stars. You can even check out their sexy and beautiful photos, videos and blogs at Richsoulmate.com.

There is nothing sexier than an old grandma with yellow teeth and peach lipstick on. Especially when she looks like Carrot Top from the neck down.

I have never understood the hype about Madonna. I have never thought she had any talent either. Then again Im only one person and if we all thought the same things the same way then this would be an awful boring place. I just wish all these stars would give some of there millions that they will never even need to go towards our deficit or maybe give it to finance cancer research. I dunno I just think that its crazy how much they make doing a whole lot of nothing while my husband is a US Marine and risks his life for such a small amount fo money we qualify for WIC lmao. Ah enough of my ramble. It is what it is after all.

What's Jennifer Aniston doing there, and why is she topless?

Ok, I actually don't have an issue with Miss Aniston, I just couldn't resist. Kudos to Iggy Pop for his lovely shiny hair.

My problem with Madonna is the people she stepped-on, while she climbed to the top. When parents were asking her to not pushing the gay stuff, the sex with anyone stuff, the disrespect to the parents stuff and wild and craziness. But now she has a couple of kids, she won't let them know that she was the #one slut in the world. Be real, be yourself like told everyone back in the 80's and 90's.

Nobody's an original --- except the first one.

Jeez ............. Ya Think ?
She hasn't been sighted squatting over a mirror naked like Madonna - yet

#6
No, the site was called SellMySoulForRiches.com and Madonna has since taken her profile down, so it's safe to assume that she found a match.

that´s a really Ugly dress !!!

Wow what an asshole. I've always wondered why he's famous and how he could get anyone to date him. My best guess is that Cameron Diaz was slightly out of her mind to stay with him for so long.
I'm convinced that he still wears underoos. I think that when he said he was bringing sexy back, he really meant underoos.

@4 - Bizarro World for sure. Madonna and JT in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?? Neither rock. And Iggy in Versace?? Has the world gone mad?

Wow, hes saying that Madonna is the original pop icon or something?

Madonna is notorious for copying everything, changing her style of music all the time, etc...

Yeah. Jeezus... yellow, gapped teeth and pale-peach lipstick. Yummzas.

Peach lipstick is the SOLE indicator of granny-dom.

And what's with the arm-behind-the-back pose, you ripped granny-panty poseur...

The only thing I envy about this person is her money.

@6 -
If you think she's so freaking pretty, why don't you follow her around and snort up her skanky smelly vaginal ooze - She was the #1 Slut in America 20 years ago, and now she's a born again self appointed "saint" who writes books for kids who have never had to witness her ugly ass in every magazine. Gawd my eyes are STILL scorched. I know for a fact, it would be a {{frigid}} day in hell before I even let MY kids look at one of her books.
@12
I remember it well. It scarred me for life.

Well... she sure has come a loooooooooong way from the time she randomly picked me up in her limo on the Lower East Side to show me those "tonsil tricks" and... oh my... I've said too much...

She's an untalented whore who paved the way for all the stupid pop tarts that followed. After Madonna, possessing any musical talent became completely irrelevant for female artists.

&21

Yep, just a computer and voice synthesizer

I remember timberlake's superbowl commercial. He spoke, and I turned to my brother and said "That bitch has no tits". Seriously. How can a high-pitched skinny pasty dude like that get any trim. Oh, yeah. Forgot. Money.

She can´t move her face!!!!!!!!! Oh my god this Botox!

So her marraige is over, right? But she doesn't want it publicized right now because of all the press she's been getting for positive things.

Wow, poor Britney. Accused of being an imposter...by a wigger.

"She sings better than she looks, she dances better than she sings, and everyone knows a girl who is a better dancer." - Clive James

"A thimble of talent thrown into an ocean of ambition." - Mick Jagger

"She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else." - Morrissey

Justin apparently forgot to work these quotes into the introduction.

Justin's a pussy.
Madonna's a hag.

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Not just a wigger, but a gay wigger who pretends to be straight.

She's only a musician because she can't act. All she really loves are microphones and cameras.

Hey Madonna -- nice 1000-yard stare. Did you just finish a combat tour or did somebody forget to replace the batteries?

Justin said he loves focusing on a girl's ass.

She looks so lifelike. It's amazing what those people at Madame Tussaud's can do.

What-a cock. Now, I hate Britney Spears as much as the next asshole, but what I really despise in this world is a hypocrite:

Like Timberlake isn't a fucking Michael Jackson wannabe; Stealing Jacko's dance, high-pitched singing, ambiguous voice, and all that shit. Fag.

#30 She's not a musician.
The R&R H of Fame is now officially a sham.

Fuck her and her fake accent.
Fuck Justin for kicking his old friend while she's down.

What happened was JT said "yo, I even dated couple doze bitches, no'm sayin?" and then an actual black man stood up and shot him. Everybody cheered.

Is that Sarah Jessica Parker's mom?

Madonna made a career out of pandering to a gay audience. She then joined a homophobic cult, all the while retaining her fanbase. This is why every entertainer knows that gay fans are money in the bank.
Speaking of gays, people better post more comments before Madonna's fans wake up from a late night of clubbin' and start calling her a legend and an icon, 'cause it's gonna happen.

Justin Timberlake has a very short memory. Who over the age of 14 had actually heard of him before he started going out with her?

"This is why every entertainer knows that gay fans are money in the bank."

True. That's why Fish is careful to include lots of butt shots for the...'guys' here.

isn't justin a george michael wannabe too?

Those who actually use the term "wigger" seriously should be put down to save the world from their stupidity. Sounds like someone is bitter because a white man, once again, did the "black" music thing better and made more money with it.

Don't hate the artist, hate the people that buy the shit that supports the artist. Just like everyone else, JT is only doing his job. His just happens to include hot bitches, great parties, and platinum records.

Wow!..Madonna .You can't run away from forces of nature.
@41..Justin&Usher are always Michael Jackson wannabe

He forgot to say " and what-not"

He didn't do it better. The "white man" never does. White musicians take the edge off black music, along with the originality, and market a radio-friendly "pop" version that can be supported by a huge marketing machine that was never available to the original artists. There's every reason to hate the sell-out "artist" (that term should be reserved for creative people, not vanilla copycats).

Who do all these aging chicks start wearing spiderleg mascara and keep their eyes open wide like that? It does NOT stretch out the crow's feet.

I thought she was the ultimate in the 80's, when I was a kid. She just got too fricking weird.

"His just happens to include hot bitches, great parties, and platinum records."

Save the "it's all about the benjamins" bullshit for the n i g g e r s. Whether he accepts it or not, JT is white, and white men are expected to live by more highly evolved standards than that.

Madonna looks an awful lot like some messed up version of Sharon Stone in these pictures. I can't believe how much plastic surgery she's had! It even changed her voice -- from Midwestern accent to English accent, all in a few years.

Maybe Britney caught the crazy bug from Madonna when they had their (in)famous tonsil tickling event.

Maybe JT can induct all of us into the Music Hall of Shame. If all you need to do is have no talent to sing, dance, or dress, hey, I'm in!

Once I get my face botoxed to my ass, first.

madonna looks like iggy pop's grandmother

She looks still sexy. I saw her rpofile on millionaire personals site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. Is she single now?

Surely any stylist could have told her that lippy did not suit?

Look, I deeply respect Paul Newman, but "Newman's Own" dressings L-I-C-K.

No wonder they are mass-marketed by McDonald's as a feeble accompaniment to their bruised 'n botched "salads". They are positively tasteless.

In the meantime.....June Cleaver got inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last night?

I'd rock her halls.

She looks like a transvestite! Somebody needs to go over to her, slap her, and scream at her "You're a fucking grandma! Stop trying to look like a 20 year old whore!" That video of hers, "Hung Up" or something, where she's jumping around in tights...I vomitted copiously watching it.

holy buckets of sand fleas! that's madonna?! i thought it was the video for a timberlake-iggy pop duet featuring the planet's hottest shemales. and by hottest shemales, i mean the ones i can look at for three minutes before puking last night's dinner into my cat's ass.

paging madonna. paging madonna. your fifteen minutes havebeen up for twenty years and the world would like its sanity back now. please.

Only the gays like her now.

#45 -- Now, I'm not sure what planet you're from, but here, on Earth, Michael Jackson is a white woman. She's also a kid fucker -- which, is incredibly 'pop.'

Isn't that MJ's title, 'The King of Pop?' By putting the word pop, in parenthesis, as you did, and in context of your anti-white statements, didn't you mean to infer that 'pop' music is a white thang? And, in so doing, if Michael Jackson refers, and wants to be referred to, as the 'King' of, so-called, 'pop' music, wouldn't that make him, in a sense, white by your definition of the word?

I'm not sure if you're aware or not, but, 'pop', stands for 'popular'. You know what else is incredibly popular with the kids? That wacky Hip-hop. And in no way is hip-hop becoming watered down. No way! Oh, you say it's whitie's fault because all the whites are buying your shitty albums -- nope, it's purely a black 'thang', chowder. Who's getting rich? Gold tooph's getting rich.

This coming from a Michael Jackson wannabe.

Madonnabe?

More proof that the US government is cloning humans and prying mantis together. Just look at that face!

Give it a rest ladies-Madonna bashing was over years ago. Find something more original to rant about. Madonna is not manufactured cookie cutter material and for that she has her place in pop society. Get over it. FYI-I hope to be as energetic as she is when I hit 50. Goes to show that life ain't over yet. Luv how Iggy and her were paired up. LOL Madonna and Iggy; 2 Iconic Misfits the public get or don't get, love or hate. Fantastic stuff. All hail the Queen.

@28
You forgot "talentless" on both.

Oh come on, that's not a picture of Madonna, it is a picture of one of those Wax Figurines from the Hollywood Wax Museum.

To the guy who has the audacity (no pun intended) to call himself Barack. Just because you put spaces between the letters doesn't make it any less insulting. We're not kindergarteners. We can spell and read.

43, nah if you listen to GM's 'Older' you'll see what I mean. ya know... his older songs, not really the ones that he started with.
but w/e. justin is a douche anyway

Jay's gay, babe. Jay's gay.

Eh, I've got nothing clever to say today. I'll just comment that, if the post hadn't identified her as Madonna, I would've thought it was her, but some tranny almost-but-not-quite-look-alike. In showbiz, when you stop looking like yourself, it's time to retire.

I mean I would NOT have thought it was her...

why the shit is madonna being inducted into the rock n roll hall of fame and justin timberlake presenting it?? they are both POP stars FFS.

no one cares about madonna except gays. she couldn't wait to try to revive her tired career with a "scandal" by kissing those young "imitators" at the VMAs. madonna is a hack and an old rickety one at that.

@58
WTF!!!!

and hopefully, #62, when you are fifty, you can suck a mean dick through your fucked up gap, because that will be all you are good for.

what a fuckin dick JT is becoming... I can't imagine talking shit about an ex (I supposedly cared about EVER), let alone a famous one (who already has a million problems). She was good enough for him to take her virginity from!! GO BUY YOURSELF A HEART JUSTIN!! No wonder people FUCKING HATE celebrities!!

P.S. Jessica Biel ain't ALL THAT... The fake Sblonde hair HAS TO GO

It's okay to not like Madonna, but she deserves credit. Is her music the best? No.
But in a time (mid eighties to late nineties) when it was considered a huge deal to say the words penis or vagina in public, she brought kink out of the closet and celebrated different types of female sexuality. She didn't give a rat's ass about the people who told her "you're a girl, you can't do that" and made herself a shitload of money by owning her own sexuality and bringing sex in general into the public sphere (she wasn't the only one who did that, but she did it in a way that was very accessible to most people, i.e with music). Anybody who says she hasn't done anything for music in general must have their head in their ass; remember that long before JT talked about letting someone whip him when he misbehaved, she was crawling along on a leash in the video for "Express Yourself". So even though she's kind of an old geezer now, and people like to hate her (btw, I agree that the whole English accent thing is really weird), I still love her.

madonna is a scary faced bitch... take your haggard old ass and get the fuck outta the media, you pretentious botox junkie. take your fake british accent ass and move somewhere where no one will be scarred by your fugly scary ass zombie face... ewwwhhh

Why'd they give the Madonna doll that bizarre hairstyle? Looks like when my Aunt Estelle used to get dolled up for someone's bar mitzvah.

Reading through the comments, I have two things to say:

1. Justin Timberlake is an asshole for kicking someone when they are already down. Britney Spears requires a miracle to pull her ass out of the gutter and get a CD. He doesn't need to treat her like that.

2. Why is there an argument about the "white man" vs "black man" music? Especially since "black men" produced the music by JT, Britney, Christina...etc.

hopefully this thread is over

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I didn't know they made blowup dolls that look like Madonna. I knew it was a doll right away by the glassy-eyed stare. Can't fool me. I know my dolls. But, no, wait... Its not what you think...

It's ashame that Iggy Pop is OLDER than ***ahem*** Madge and yet looks surprisingly younger... Granted he's all tanned and stuff but the dude is holding
up quite well... Madonna in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Why???

Are you fistfucking me? Madonna is amazing. She has always been aamzing. And she always will be. Get laid you fucking douchebags.

She would be entered into for having the most top 40 singles of any female on earth. She would be entered for selling around 200 million albums. She would be entered for just having the highest earning tour by any female on Earth, & she has grossed 3/4 of a billion dollars in tickets sales with her last 3 tours. she would be entered for having co-wrote & co-produced american classic pop songs. Shes know in the industry for being great at writing great pop song. She writes the lyrics & the melodies while people lie down the track. Shes a video pioneer & visionary. She a stage performer pioneer & visionary. She has the most Billboard #1 Dance songs in the the world, with no one getting close to beating her. You will probably not see another female in your lifetime who shows pop sustainability the way she does. Most people dont understand when she did Evita she took voice lessons that has made her voice into a very powerful instrument since then. Its a great techno voice. What she lacks in techinical persision she makes up for in emotion, delivery, exuberance, & layering of levels & sounds & dimensions with her voice. Why do you think she has great ballads, because her voice does something special.

For a second there I thought that Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife had cut her hair

Madonna is a no-talent ass clown. I wonder how much better the music scene would be without dumb little girls and easily razzled-dazzled gays with money to burn. After 30 years in the business, you won't find one talented musician that considers her an influence. Even the pop tarts she spawned only talk about how they admire her longevity in the business, not her talent.

Is it just me, or does she look like Glen Close?

I 'm guessing this robot uses the same dentist as David Letterman.......

she looks like that Joan Van Ark chick from Knots Landing with those big fake eyelashes and bloodshot eyes...what is it with these so called "stars" and how they all look the same. ewwww...she looks like something my dog has brought in and chewed on until he got tired of it. Madonna is uber nasty, but what can you expect from someone who's best friend is Rosie O'Donnell??

@84
Madonna has no vocal range and her vocals are enhanced and pitch corrected. Her lyrics are silly and simplistic. Don't confuse success with talent.
@27
There are so many respected and talented artists that have made fun of Madonna over the years. Here is a quote by Joni Mitchell -
"Madonna has knocked the importance of talent out of the arena. She's manufactured. She's made a lot of money and become the biggest star in the world by hiring the right people."

@90
I looked up Joni Mitchell on You Tube because I had no idea who she was, & I tought to myself instantly "thats her?", I was expecting so much more.

Why would anyone WANNABE a 50-year old hag? Madge, sweetie, no amount of makeup, yoga, or plastic surgery will every cover up what a slag you are. And now that you are officially a part of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, I am officially no longer listening to rock & roll music. Apparently no one quite remembers what that is anyway.
God, this narcissistic cow irritates me.

#91
Joni is a musician's musician, and even your idol Madonna considers her a big influence.

#93
I know, I was just trying to make a point.

Madonna is a c**t. Why would somebody who has so much money, and who called Britney a friend, turn on them like a doberman picher? Madonna you are nothing but superficial, and I'm suprized that you have any true friends at all. Britney needs help. And, getting a ex-lover of Britney's to talk mean to Britney at the Rock&Roll Hall of Fame gig. Did Britney get a chance to stand up for herself? I don't think so. Timberland you're an asshole,or a c**t your self (pick one dumbass). I sure will pray for you both. And, I will feel sorry for you when it's your time to have a nervous break-down, and you are there alone. or with you're so called "friends"are NOT there, but being mean to you. Britney tell Madonna to take her nasty 12th century Zohar, and shove it up her BONEY ass, I am so glad I destroyed all of my Madonna's cd's. Britney your new video in ultra cool. You go girrrrrrrl!!!

Madonna is a c**t. Why would somebody who has so much money, and who called Britney a friend, turn on them like a doberman picher? Madonna you are nothing but superficial, and I'm suprized that you have any true friends at all. Britney needs help. And, getting a ex-lover of Britney's to talk mean to Britney at the Rock&Roll Hall of Fame gig. Did Britney get a chance to stand up for herself? I don't think so. Timberland you're an asshole,or a c**t your self (pick one dumbass). I sure will pray for you both. And, I will feel sorry for you when it's your time to have a nervous break-down, and you are there alone. or with you're so called "friends"are NOT there, but being mean to you. Britney tell Madonna to take her nasty 12th century Zohar, and shove it up her BONEY ass, I am so glad I destroyed all of my Madonna's cd's. Britney your new video in ultra cool. You go girrrrrrrl!!!

Madonna is a c**t. Why would somebody who has so much money, and who called Britney a friend, turn on them like a doberman picher? Madonna you are nothing but superficial, and I'm suprized that you have any true friends at all. Britney needs help. And, getting a ex-lover of Britney's to talk mean to Britney at the Rock&Roll Hall of Fame gig. Did Britney get a chance to stand up for herself? I don't think so. Timberland you're an asshole,or a c**t your self (pick one dumbass). I sure will pray for you both. And, I will feel sorry for you when it's your time to have a nervous break-down, and you are there alone. or with you're so called "friends"are NOT there, but being mean to you. Britney tell Madonna to take her nasty 12th century Zohar, and shove it up her BONEY ass, I am so glad I destroyed all of my Madonna's cd's. Britney your new video in ultra cool. You go girrrrrrrl!!!

Madonna is a c**t. Why would somebody who has so much money, and who called Britney a friend, turn on them like a doberman picher? Madonna you are nothing but superficial, and I'm suprized that you have any true friends at all. Britney needs help. And, getting a ex-lover of Britney's to talk mean to Britney at the Rock&Roll Hall of Fame gig. Did Britney get a chance to stand up for herself? I don't think so. Timberland you're an asshole,or a c**t your self (pick one dumbass). I sure will pray for you both. And, I will feel sorry for you when it's your time to have a nervous break-down, and you are there alone. or with you're so called "friends"are NOT there, but being mean to you. Britney tell Madonna to take her nasty 12th century Zohar, and shove it up her BONEY ass, I am so glad I destroyed all of my Madonna's cd's. Britney your new video in ultra cool. You go girrrrrrrl!!!

Sorry Cindy but all that energy was built on lie you made yourself believe. In fact Madonna recently directed her first movie Filth & Wisdom where she asked Britney Spears for one of her songs for the soundtrack & Britney complied because they are still friends.

Bullshit

Also, Britney complied? Is Britney a dog, or something? Madonna is shallow and she uses people and then dumps them.

There is a difference between aging gracefully and just aging. Somebody needs to recognize this isn't the effect of old age, but the lingering traces of former hard partying. Madonna looks like she has Prader Willy Syndrome. It is time for the bags over the head and Madonna. You would think she could afford a face transplant, nevermind a face lift, with all of her wealth.

tobor the 8th man
'Rock and Roll' isn't actual ROCK music, its the original R&B music. Thats Rhythm and Blues, if you don't know. Maybe you became confused because 'we' call Elvis Presley the 'King of Rock and Roll'. The ultimate ironic bullshit sham of music industry.

Oh and Justin Timberlake, you've NEVER copied anyone in your life, ever. You're a total innovator.

Didn't she used to have a gap between her two front teeth? What happened to it? I think she looks ghastly but then have you seen Cher lately..my gaad.......

Didn't she used to have a gap between her two front teeth? What happened to it? I think she looks ghastly but then have you seen Cher lately..my gaad.......

justin's a hag!!!!!
i'm just wondering why he keeps on making fun of britney spears...
maybe he can't still get over with her...
i even think he still loves her but can't accept the fact that her friend turned out to be that way...
i really saying those were just his defense mechanism...

ergo, JUSTIN'S AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!

i love him laughing WITH britney...
NOT laughing AT britney....

Well i love Britney and i like Madonna and Justin ( 4 minutes is great ) . They have all made some really great dance songs over the years. I think Justin is a good-looking guy and a lot of the men on here are just jealous of him---plain and simple. What he said about Britney wasn't that bad and Britney herself has said she's a Madonna fan and Madonna loved her Blackout cd. I'm sure everyone out there has one Britney-Madonna-or Justin song they secretly love...

Now with all that said -Justin can be an aggravating jerk with an urban accent that can be hot or annoying depending on my mood --- but a sexy jerk and Madonna can be scary at times too but no one is perfect ... except maybe George Clooney or Colin Farrell or Ashton Kutcher !!!!!!!

What hypocrisy!!!

JUSTIN IS A MAJOR MADONNA WANNABE!

He copies her ways in his sexualizing his songs,his vocals,lyrics,titles,like that