Mar 7 2008John Mayer's blog to ex: Leave me alone - kind of

first bitches

LOL love your list, makes more sense and way more realistic than that magazines'

like anyone would ever believe he's trying to beat women off with a stick. maybe confused young asian men.....

What a douche

the "man in the yellow hat" mysteriously absent from that list of suspects.

I love John Mayer's soulful/blues sounding CD called Continuum the best. I hope he makes more soulful/blues music. John is tall, has thick wavy hair, full lips, cute, and is very talented. I suspect Jessica Simpson still trys to keep in contact with him; just like she still keeps in contact with her ex.

'Look, bitch, leave me alone. I don't know how much more clearly I can put it: I hate you! I hate you! I hate your smile; your laugh; I hate everything about you -- your pussy! I don't ever want to see your face again. I hope you die.

But (...) if you need me, you know where to find me.'

No, no, no. That's his penis writing to his hand.

Yeahh...didn't that PS literally defeat the purpose? Literally!

haha i came to say what D RIchards just said.

mixed messages.

If you're a 30 year old girl, is fucking a 19 year old wrong? Please be honest. I haven't done it yet, but I really really want to.

He's always seemed like a total sadistic prick to me.

Ummm dear. 30 is waaaaaay past being a girl, dontcha think? I mean if you can't find someone your own age to spread your mung onto I mean what's a little VD risk between an older woman and a Young man anyway?

11, if you are 30 and still consider yourself a girl...you got more problems than trying to fuck a 19 year old. btw, this isn't some fucking help site....but the answers will be interesting

Jimbo I told you to stop pestering him.

he's just not that into you

#11

men never mature so you may as well get them young. just make sure you get him tested. the 18-24 year old crowd are infested with stds

#11 - fuck his brains out. Then tell him he has a tiny dick and doesn't know how to please a woman, and you don't want to see him again.

#18 - MOM! I told you never to visit this site.

Sorry. Yeah, woman. I know. He's just really sexy. I want to attack him. I know this isn't the site for self help shit. I just wanted to get some input. And I plan on getting some input. From this 19 year old. I can't exactly ask him to get tested. I want to screw him yesterday.

if anyone on this board is over the age of say 21, you're not as "mature" as you think you are. gossiping is for the youngsters. i'm a teenager so it's okay but i don't plan on hanging out here when i get a real job in the corporate world. one i have an adult life there is no need to hang out here.

Fine, I'll admit it was me John. Thanks right, Richie... don't you remember those sunsets on the beach hand in hand John, and that time I walked in to the room naked with my arms behind my back, holding your guitar up with just my, shall we say, passion for you? Or all those times I sopped your porkchoppy forehead with my kerchief? Or that tme you hopped up and down screaming "but I like to toss salads, Richie, come back!", then how we giggled at the words "come" and "back" because they reminded us of how we met in the Sleep N' Fuck Motor Inn that quiet evening? I'm sorry John, I can't leave, I just can't...

Wow. slow.news.day.

Beth. But what if I do want to see him more. Should I just end it there? Because he's too young? Would it never work? I do want to fuck his brains out! I mean, aren't guys at their sexual peak at 19?
Thanks for your advise.

Wasn't he hitting on Rikki Lake?

Maybe she finally came around.....

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#11 -- no, there is absolutely nothing wrong with fucking teenagers. As a matter of fact, you should go younger; like, twelve or thirteen. How's that saying go: The younger the berry, the sweeter the sex -- no, the younger the berry, the tighter the orifice? It's not important. What is important, is you, fucking a child, go!

Come back and report your progress.

hahaha STAR!!

Go get him chick!! 19? Why the hell not?? He might end up like this chick John's dealing with if you're any good though.....

...whores and speaders of AIDS. Yeah it's ok to fuck and fuck in this age of rampant sexual diseases you dirty fucking cunt. I hope you get AIDS and die. It just seems a pity that innocent people end up getting infections from filthy stupid cunts like you and the loose sluts on this site. Amazing.

@22 Teenagers call themselves "youngsters"? Wow I'm out of touch with the new lingo. Is old lingo is new again? Blow pup, thanks for infoming this old jive turkey on the new words, now I'm on the trolley! See you on the flip side daddy-o.

hey blowpop i think your needed on webkinz for a little tea party:)

What a fag.
Does he also dial POPCORN in public so he can look like he has friends and is talking to someone important?

#11

Do it and do it now! Younger guys are awesome. They are so focused on getting you off cause they really want to be able to stroke their ego by satisfying you. Besides, they are in their prime and they don't smell like Old Spice. I'm 33 and my stud is a 25 year old. He's got a 6 figure salary and treats me like a queen. The key is to get them younger yet financially stable. You don't want to have to support your boy toy. 19 sounds like he'll occasionally take you to Applebee's and then try to bang you on the air mattress in his mother's basement. No can do!

O.K., here's what John actually prefaces this letter with on his blog:

"I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such...
Don't read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)... I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be. "

So, I think he's working on a song idea, and simultaneously playing with our minds.

"I started scribbling out lyrics and such..."

Yikes. Clearly that was in between trips to the men's room for gulps of semen.

His vagina seems so mournful in these pictures.

I felt his dick this morning, but have not fucked him yet. He is eager I can tell. I am going to go for it. Thank you all for your advise. I am very excited.

Am I the only one who thinks John Mayer was writing to Tom Cruise?

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 33. "19 sounds like he'll occasionally take you to Applebee's and then try to bang you on the air mattress in his mother's basement. No can do!"

LOL, LOL, LOL!

What's the big deal about a 30 year old fucking a 19 year old? If the guy's got anything going for him, it'll add variety to all the skanks he's gonna fuck just for fun before he finishes college. If it's some sort of big deal for him, obviously he's hideous or was molested as a child or both. Otherwise, why would he get so attached to droopy boobs and a fattening ass when there are PERFECT 19 year old girls all around him?

John Mayer is an insufferable baboon. He needs to get over his juvenile histrionics and take up ebonics. And enemas. With me as the... Administrator.

But I do covet his leather jacket. Fine and buttery, just like his... lips.

40TH

By the way, should I let him fuck me in the ass on our first time?

Yippeeee! He just came home and we did it peeps! He was long and hard and like a pony it was everything I imagine! How I long (ha ha) to tell you all how happy and satisfied I am with him and with all your helpful advise..

Keep feeding me. FEED ME!

#22? May I call you 'Stridex?' Thanks. The 'corporate' world? You've got it all figured out, don't ya', Stridex?

You're planning on living the good life -- cubicles.

44 and 45. You are not me. Why are you pretending? Anyway, I am going to fuck the shit out of him. I don't care that he is younger. and by the way, I am quite cute for 30. I can not wait to get him inside me. He is young, cute, and very eager to please. Yay!

John is so soulful. I used to get lost in those eyes when he'd look up at me right before I started to spurt. I have no idea how he always knew. He's so intuitive.

It's probably for Ricki Lake, those old chubbers are hard to get rid of. They're so starved for attention that if you throw an old bitch a bone just once (out of pity and drunkeness) you'll never get rid of her. Oh well not my problem.

P.S. I hate you John Mayer.

But the dining room table cloth now has poopy stains smeared on it due to the rough foreplay we engaged in. I am sad you all told me to take it up the poop chute :( Next time I will be more smarter.

"Star" is pretty much a prototypical gay pedo internet stalker.

#44

IF A WOMAN TOLD ME I COULD BANG HER ASSHOLE DURING OUR FIRST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER, I WOULD KINDLY FULFILL HER WISH. THEN I'D DROP HER OFF AT THE LOCAL DUMP CAUSE LEAVING TRASH IN THE WOODS IS LITTERING AND I DON'T PLAY THAT

#44! Yes! But don't plan on seeing him again. I doubt your intellect keeps 'em coming back for more.

Once, you give up the ass, it's over.

#42. I said 'blubbery,' as in John's loosened sphincter. Not 'buttery.' Well, it does get sticky. Tee-Hee.

Hey 44 45 48 why are you saying you are me? Why don't you get a life and stop treating me like a whore. I am not dirty for having illicit sex with a young man. I desire his dick in my pussy and don't care about consequences. Life for me is not about end results. It is about living the moment. I don't care about what happens afterwards. Sure he can get young girls without signs of aging and nice tight younger bodies and faces without tell-tale bags starting to from under the eyes. Who cares? All I care about is my pussy.

I am not some fake pedo - I am for real - just like my dog's erect cock that as I now see has fleas on it.

Hi, white ladies. Paging all fertile, white women between the sweet ages of 18 and 29.

STOP IT! ALL OF YOU! This is not funny. I am a woman creeping on middle age and need to feel young again. I am going to let this young dude have my pussy, mouth, tits, anus hole, anything he wants. Sure it may take me reducing myself to the level of a cheap aging crack whore to keep him but I don't care! He is mine and I am going to let him sodomize me til I can't walk the next day!!!! ;)

#45

wait a minute. you said you touched the cock this morning and now around 1pm, he just came home. so let me guess, you're banging your half brother cletus in a rusty old cabin down in the holler?

when you're done keeping it in the family, be sure to drive a pitch fork up your cooter to keep from further tainting that gene puddle.

John Mayer is Boring..

#25 Actually men and women reach their sexual peak at the same time, in their 30's.
The myth that men do in their late teens is from a poorly conducted test in the 50's with questionable results and not all the facts taken into account.

Don't believe what you've heard.

#58
Ah women and your sad mid-life crisis.

You guys are so immature, trolling around with my very bright, intelligent, and important question on a gossip site. I hope that when you reach my age you look and act just as pathetic as I do.

John Mayer used to be a tiny bit cool.

Now he is just a fool with a tiny tool.

Wassup star? Nevermind yo pimp, baby, he's not the man dat I am. I'ms tall, dark, bald and ripped and ready to score wit da ladies of all ages. Get wit me, baby doll. I can really turn you on, not like your poor white boy.

it's funny that he's requesting this "girl" to leave him alone, but at the end, he p.s.'s "if you need me, you know how to find me".

what a douche bag.

#62 is right. That whole "sexual peak" thing is just another widely accepted "fact" that has no basis in reality. Purely in terms of mechanics, yes, 19-year-old guys can shoot and reload the fastest. Most people think there's juuuuuuuust a little bit more to sexuality than that. There's a big difference between men and women in terms of how old they are when they become horndogs - men in their teens, while women cling to their "virtue" (inhibitions) until their 30s, when they finally see the light and realize they're missing out on everything. Guys are plenty hard, but now also skilled, by their 30s, so that's the peak time to MATCH men and women sexually. Too bad it's also when a lot of them are married, since a new sex partner can make the most of that new age of uninhibited sex for women.

But anyway, it's just another myth. Like the 10% of the population is gay. That's from a study done decades ago that included asking men if they had anal sex with other men. A lot of the men in the study were prisoners. Newer research done properly shows the rate to be around 2-3%, but advocacy groups keep pushing the invalid 10% figure because they're afraid of being marginalized politically.

this has to be the funniest superfish comments on a post in months. too bad it had little to nothing to do with the actual story. thanks guys...especially #30

You ever think this is another paparazzi prank like the Paris Hilton thing? Could be another Ashton Kutcher thing created to make up fake press stories.

Be honest-- you're not that into him either

That’s about as awkward as this watercooler conversation:

http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/7/short-shorts-watercooler.html

His perfect mate is the robot boob massager recently invented by a horny Japanese man that was featured on Geekologie. He'll never be happy with anyone else. Nor will anyone else ever be happy with him. Because he is an oily douche panty waste.

Stop contacting me....but....if you need me, you know how to find me.

And we women are accused of sending mixed messages???

(p.s., i'm sure someone pointed this out already...i just needed to throw in my two cents. So, don't jump all over me for repeating another post, unless you are holding whipped cream and handcuffs.)

Twizz

Girls who like him be attention. I have seen his photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named " wealthydater. com". Seems he is a certified millionaire there.

Its got to be Minka . From what i read abot her she was totaly obsessed with him. Besides jessica is dating Tony romo and jennifer love hewit just got engaged.He is soo but UGLY . i don't know what anyone sees in him. and yes he does look like the kid from the book where the wild things grow

cameron

did you really think we would let that one go ? : )))

back in a sec

ok he looks very happy

however...

rules state that...

every male should do "his thing"

at least once for humanity

[...you did all get that message right : ))]

but ... not with his sister

are we nearly there yet ? : )))

...are we nrly thr yt?

...oh get amove on : )

love )))

did we not mention the daughter, sister, lover thing ?

#68...did I just read an intelligent post on this website? bizarre...

Re: Young man, older women: The young boys get to add a mature notch to their bedpost and the woman has a cute toyboy to show off to her friends until he gets bored and moves on. It's a hell of a lot easier than doing something constructive to better your self esteem or get you through a midlife crisis.

If you want to keep them, there's all sorts of restraints you can use. Get the good ones, though. If they break, the liabilities are pretty intense.

is he just trying to create a buzz?

The buzz has worked........................???????????????? look we are all commenting about it and trying to work it out.

I think his letter was meant for Cameron Diaz.

Though he doesn't know me,he has lover,I like him.Because he is so handsome. I saw him on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

#23 - Why is the word "kerchief" so funny?

I just want to thank you all for making me laugh.

Reading all your comments is so much more entertaining the actual articles.

..and I left out the word "than"

oops.

He says he never wants to be bothered by her again...then closes. "If you need me you know how to find me." what an oxymoron. If its Jessica Simpson shes confused just breathing so no wonder she keeps calling .

HAHAHAHA..THAT IS VERY TYPICAL. IT IS LIKE I HATE YOU BUT IF YOU WANT A QUICKIE, COME FIND ME.

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU, JOHN? I GUESS YOU LIKE TO THINK WOMEN CAN'T RESIST YOU AND YOU HATE TO BE LEFT ALONE. VERY TYPICAL LIBRA SIGN MEN.

I bet that was to Lindsay Lohan.

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I don't get it. So... he wants her to stay away and not contact him anymore? But if she needs him she knows how to find him??? WTF? What an idiot. And an as-hole.

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