Mar 7 2008Jocelyn Wildenstein looks really really good

yikes

lol at the last pic

That last pic IS PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she musta give realllyyy good head

Gross!

This is the lasting image you leave us with for the weekend??? My eyes hurt. I much prefer Kate Hudson's pastey white butt.

He has to look away to kiss her, but he did it without spilling his lunch so have to give him some props.

That's the ugliest thing I've seen since I looked into L. Ron Hubbard's soul.

damn, i didn't know cheetara was still around. what you wanna bet there will be a thundercats reunion tour this summer?

Holy fuck.

oh god, I would kiss Hitlery Clinton before touching that..... ugh.......

They should have a picture of this woman with the figure $4 Million" and Michael Jackson's picture with the figure "$3 Million" underneath them in every plastic surgery place... just incase people want to know what all their money will get them.... anyone who gets plastic surgery for non medical reasons is a moron.

I'd hit it.

im genuinely scared shitless...close yr eyes and think of the money old man! im damn scared i think i just pissed my pants looking at her pictures ...mummy make it go away!

The guy in the last pic looks like he's resisting and she's forcibly making him kiss her. Good god, how repulsive.

I had to look her up on wikipedia to see if I could find a "before" picture but they didn't have one. It did say, though, that her husband died last February, so I'm guessing this guy isn't him.

STOP IT EVERYONE

That's my mother and she's a wonderful person on the inside.

You gotta be shiting me with that thing. Sweet mug.

only 17 comments? yeah she's not famous but that's the scariest, most plastic face I've ever seen I puked blood and burst out laughing at the same time

It's a shame in today's day and age that women feel the need to engage in such brutal savagery on their own bodies. Such insecurities are not bred from the outside but from within. An ugly duckling will remain as such until their train of thought changes.

#19

why are you trying to drink my milkshake, man ?

I'm surprised most of you have never heard of her before.

Here's a gem I found that her husband, who died last month at 67 (her age too), said of her: "[I] couldn't even recognize my own wife up close. She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house"

And apparently the surgery stuff started when her ex, Alec, began dating some Russian model. Obviously not even all of his money could make her feel better about herself. Sad. She also likes animals, and apparently wanted to look more like a cat.

Also, to be fair, this was her ex-husband: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00293/wildenstein_185x278_293454a.jpg
He looks like Mr. Moneybags.
I can't verify this, but from some website:
"
Pushing fifty and insecure about her looks, Jocelyne visited a renowned plastic surgeon who was a friend of the family. She wanted to revitalize her appearance in order to recapture the Alec she was so desperately in love with. The first surgeries were successful, and Alec was so impressed with the results that he began to have a few alterations of his own. This happy state of affairs lasted quite some time, and Jocelyne had the feeling that things were once again back on an even keel. So it was with both shock and sadness that she learned Alec wanted to sleep with other women. Not knowing what to do, a desperate Jocelyne formulated a plan that was so audacious in its daring that she may be forgiven for failing to see its drawbacks.

Jocelyne realized that Alec loved his jungle estate, and the cats that inhabited it, more than anything else in life. So armed with this information, she returned to her plastic surgeon with an unusual request: She wanted to be transformed into one of the giant Cats that Alec loved so much. Though surprised at this unorthodox request, the surgeon did his best to comply."

Jeez, she looks like Fergie.

She looks even scarier here:
http://sarahxdylan.blogspot.com/2006/11/jocelyn-wildenstein-aka-cat-lady-that.html

Boy, I feel really sorry for her.

lmao at #9, awesome

wow....i cried...then i came....now im crying again

Jesus Christ... shouldn't he have that thing on a leash? It looks like her face caught on fire and someone put it out with a pick-ax.

The first pic in this grouping is a before pic...she's very pretty....can't imagine doing this to yourself; she must be sick.

http://itp.nyu.edu/~bp432/blug/Jocelyn%20Wildenstein%20B%20&%20A.img_assist_custom.jpg

Oh, this is the woman they have on Inside Edition or one of those shows who is addicted to plastic surgery, right?

She just looks rediculous.

They are now doing face transplants, maybe she should get in line. I just hope I can sleep tonight, dam!

with a face like that she must have the personality of an angel.

yikes. she needs to ask for her 4 mil. back...

She's more than ridiculous looking. She's genuinely scary-looking. I bet if you put little kids near her, her face would scare the shit out of them.

wow. I feel bad for her. I'm sure she IS a nice person..... she looks like a burn victim... yikes.

first i knock you down. Then I would pee all over you chanting house on fire, house on fire, put it out, put it out. Then I would make you drink antifreeze until you pass out. Then you would wake up in the morning in excruciating pain with a size seven poop chute! This is the kind of girl you would have that kind of night with. I bet her date is an aspiring actor too - he totally looks the part. I don't want to sound to terribly crass but I bet he's also jewish - sorry jew friends!

RIP Phil Hartman!

I always heard it reported she got the surgeries to look like her cat. I remember flipping through tabloids at my grandma's house when I was little and being terrified of her, she has looked like this for quite some time. In fact this is actually a bit toned down, usually she has that raw look of just having gotten a chemical peal and has cat eye make-up

Wow. I'm going to have nightmares tonight. How can that man stand to have sex with that monstrous beast. In the photo where they are about to kiss, he has this grossed out look on his face. Are noses supposed to bend like that?

Ive never been much of a cat person, but she freeks me out! I would hate to meet her in an alley, . . .

Holy shit! I'm not making this up: I am literally scared of this woman, man, beast -- thing. There's nothing funny about it. I don't have anything witty to say other than Jocelyn is what my nightmares are made-of.

A little more: There's a guy that actually fucks that mess?! Either he has the biggest set of testicles in the history of mankind, or he's desperate.

THAT AIN'T HUMAN!

Elephant Man!!...oops. I mean..Elephant Woman!!

Alright. This is getting ridiculous. It's like, I know you CAN make fun, but really, why?

Oh ok. I get it. Her sadness and desperation are an easy target. And that's funny. Or maybe she actually was such an undesirable, unattractive person that she deserved to have her husband cheat on her? Or maybe - she doesn't own a mirror and can't see what she looks like now. Which by the way is irreversible. I think, because of her mistakes, even if derived from love, that she no longer has any worth as a human. Maybe she should kill herself? That would be super funny, don't you think? The biggest punchline of all.

You never knew her, you never had to know her, and now she's dead. Wow, she didn't really matter, did she? That was totally hilarious.

god how horrible ............
starving zoombie
i feel ill ..............

god how horrible ............
starving zoombie
i feel ill ..............

First the politics and now this. Looks like Escape from LA is coming true.

omg that can't be real

I saw his profile in millonaire dating site" WealthyLoving.com".I saw he is always dating in this site.He said he fall in heavily ill.Is that true?

For once I feel pity. That's bloody sad, she's got some serious mental issues to do this to herself. awful, no wonder it didn't fucking work

he can't look at her!!=)) omg this is so fucking gross!!yackkkkkkkkk

They should find the plastic surgeons who did this and prosecute them for crimes against humanity.

Click the link on my name and vote for my T-shirt design. Please.

Yes I remember you were dumped by some dude a while back and I would imagine it was because well you were not attractive enough so yeah I guess you can relate to her. In that you are kind of off a bit in the looks department. But it does not mean everything (other than a sexually fulfilling romantic aspect to life, which is fundamentally the most important thing there is in being a human, you know having a family which is something you will never know). You have your romance novels, puzzles and your loving friends here on this site like me.
Kisses and a bag for your face (just in case you get me drunk enough to resort to bending you over the sofa)

The above was intended for you. I was off in the # part cuz I went out last night and got torched and laid and am a bit hungover. What did you do dear? I see, it was 2:33 AM and you were on this site. A pity. Send me a pic and maybe I can set you up (if you don't mind buying the flight tickests and all other expenses) with one of my servants. Maybe my estate manager's youngest son. He is 14 and it would serve him well to learn the primary art of bedding the ladies. And with a woman in her declining years hopefully you would be eager to serve. (Better than NOTHING right?)

Luv ya

Bingo #23....spot on..I could never quite figure out why fergie makes my skin crawl the way it does...they are also reminicent of the character 'Dennis' in the movie 'Mask'...and hey...Cher kinda has that overstuffed settee look about her too...

OMG. LMFAO. I THOUGHT SUPERFICIAL WOULD NEVER POST HER. I LOVE IT!!! HAHA. SHE'S JUST TOO GORGEOUS

My wiener just went into a very long hibernation.

Lord. I thought doctors were supposed to advise you on this stuff. It shouldn't be the medical equivalent of taking your car to get customized. I'm surprised her doc didn't talk her into the racing stripes and the glitter paint job.

kill it. kill it now before eat begins eating little puppies or some such shit. it simply cannot be human.

Wow. This woman needs help.

Da biatch looks better than my fat ape wife LaQueesha

holy s**t
what happend with her

I wonder why she did it. She looks like a cat, doesn't she?

I am a human being.

LOLz. Dude is in pain, pain I tell you! Here he's about to projectile vomit, thus the sudden turning of his head.

PS: Better to barf down her or its throat!

wikipedia says this woman died sometime this Feb.

Isn't that Ron Perlman still in makeup??

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1717410048/tt0092319

#64

i hope your day job doesn't involve reading for accuracy cause if it does i suspect your boss will be cutting your ass real soon.

wikipedia says that her husband, alex, died this past february

a fork in one hand and a spoon in the other. My God.
Whats with the eyebrow scars? Looks like a little skin grafting to me...

She seems to know about eyeliner, now how about some mascara??? Might help!

a fork in one hand a nd a spoon in the other. My God.
Whats with the eyebrow scars? Looks like a little skin grafting to me...

She seems to know about eyeliner, now how about some mascara??? Might help!

a fork in one hand and a spoon in the other. My God.
Whats with the eyebrow scars? Looks like a little skin grafting to me...

She seems to know about eyeliner, now how about some mascara??? Might help!

Well, she looks good for 67, sort of like Jungle Jane's cheetah.

The only words to describe that thing are

Jesus Christ! What The Fuck. WHAT THE FUCK.

courtesy of Hannibal King from Blade Trinity

She looks like someone who has been burned in a fire and had reconstructive surgery. I can't beleive that she thinks what she has done to herself is attractive. Heather Locklear is looking a bit bloated and waxy lately. What has she done to herself?

omgggg. she reminds me of a grasshopper and i don't know why!
Her hairline is terribly artificial, along with the rest of her face.
HAHA.
I laugh at people like this.
Money can't buy good looks.
Okay, to an extent maybe .... but .... jesus.... look at it!!

I think its just sad...I can only imagine how badly she felt about herself to keep getting more and more surgery. She must have been desperately in love with her husband, and he must've been a serious piece of ****. I couldn't live like that.

Her face is so scary...she doesn't even look like a real person. I can't imagine wanting to make your face look like that on purpose. She really should've been sent to a psychiatrist when she made her "cat face" surgery request.

There's something seriously FUCKED UP about that. I feel so bad about it.

Paying $4 Million Dollars so that they can make your face look like a baboon's butt? Are you serious? What a stupid woman.

What a monster !!

Actually she has a really sad past.
Supposedly she intentionally did this to try and win back her philandering husband who was a "jungle feline" lover.
Thinking she would be more attractive to him if she looked more like a tiger/cat, she went thru this surgery.
She used to be quite pretty. Very sad indeed.

how bad of a canvas did the plastic surgeon have to start with? She had to have been a train wreck before. Oh, wait, she is a train wreck after, so what is worse than a train wreck before the wreck?

People, do NOT think about getting a face lift. It makes you look like A WALKING CORPSE.
Didn't you LOVE the wrinkles of your grandparents when you were children ? Why would you want to look like a waxy bloated ken/barbie instead, when you reach their age ?
This woman took it to an extreme, but all people who have liftings more or less display the same characteristics: a bar along the jaws, a weird hairline, fixed eyes, no charm, a strange velum-like skin. It is scary and disgusting.

It's like..Barbara Streisand and one of those stone lion statues outside of the library had a baby together. My. God.

Ban this asshole 76. cora! I am sick of these MFers spamming all the gossip websites with their dating horseshit.

PS: Let's see Jessica Alba's tits they've gotta be filled with milk by now!

She could be in the PussyCat Dolls if it weren't for those fragile 67 year old hips.

Lowlands, lets go to a cantina in Puerto Vallarta and be lazy lazy lazy in the sun.

She looks line Butthead... ah huh-huh,

When did Janice Dickenson die her hair blond?

#74 why is her former husband the bad guy because this woman was insecure and made bad choices because of her low self-esteem? shut the fuck up bitches. quit looking for men to define you and define yourselves. if you think butchering yourself will gain you love you're wrong. it will only show how shallow and pathetic you are and any decent man will run miles to be free of you

Ugly, I'd rather go to http://www.casualmingle.com to look for some hot sexual encounters instead. Shit!

Great. Now my eye won't stop twitching.

jesus fucking christ that is ugly

Her face looks like a half eaten Hot Pocket.

http://itp.nyu.edu/~bp432/blug/Jocelyn%20Wildenstein%20B%20&%20A.img_assist_custom.jpg

Someone wanted to see what she looked like before. LOL
what a moron she is, another thing is she actually wanted to look like a cat
so i guess she got what she wanted....

Holy fuck, that is some mangled face. What the hell does is she thinking, that modifying your face to oblivion makes you look pretty? Hot DAMN! I wouldn't touch that with a 50 foot pole!

A women turns into a man/animal. You can get all this for $4,000,000. Obviously she thinks she looks great and she can not own any mirrors in her home or her husband has her drugged up all the time.

To compare....
http://www.infobae.com/adjuntos/imagenes/60/0196022B.jpg

"It's like..Barbara Streisand and one of those stone lion statues outside of the library had a baby together. My. God."

Aha ha ha ha!!! Thank you, jrz. And you are RIGHT ON about that.

She is 67.

67!

A senior citizen.

Her face may look fresh 'n flawless; however, just imagine what her feline nether-regions resemble. You can be certain she has had some finely crafted cutting 'n stitching down there as well.

#76 is right. He IS a humor guy.

#99

hurray i'm #100. i digress, you can get a vagina lift. plastic surgeons have been fixing up vags for a couple years now so i'm sure her vag has been made lovely as well.

Gag me with a spoon. More like Jocelyn Wilderbeast.

I know this site is about being, well, superficial...but I can't help but feel bad for her. Surely she can afford to have her face fixed?

You know what the sad thing is, this woman has been like this for over a decade and is known in NY as The Bride of Wildenstein.

She has probably made back millions on malpractice suits against the surgeons lol. Someone dump a bucket of water on her so we can all hear her say What a world what a world!!!!

A man who died having OD'd on Viagara couldnt get it up for this horrendous looking thing!!!

She looks like a mess. While he is so handsome. I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "WealthyRomance.com" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

Christ! Take this post down. It's disgusting!

@96 - Holy crap. She wasn't exactly a beauty queen to begin with, but she looked like a normal human being. That poor, stupid woman. I'm sure she could have found another man that wouldn't have cheated on her instead of turning her face into a freakshow.

If you put her name in the image search in yahoo you can see a before picture.

Hi, Jocelyn Wildenstein has joined up with millionaire dating site www.shewantsyouinherbed.com. Sign up today and you could be dating her!

omg its elephant (wo)man

OMFG LMAO@CHEETARA. Well done

If you’re born ugly...you'll live ugly...and die ugly...and no $4M worth of plastic surgery will ever change that!

Ugly Bitch must have lots of money though to keep any man within 1,000 yards of her...unfortunately they have to tie a pork-chop around her neck for the pet dog to play with her!

Nip/Tuck even did an episode this season about a CRAZY lady who wanted to look like a cat...she had to be the inspiration for that. I would have only charged her 2M to beat her with a baseball bat and she would have got the same results.

There was once a series on tv called Beauty and the Beast - she looks like the beast guy.

Poor gal - she oughta sue.

She looks like a burn victim.

The poor woman looks like a recovering burn victim...how sad!!!!

The poor woman looks like a recovering burn victim...how sad!!!!

The dish and the spoon called: they want the fiddle back.

ughh . what took you so ugly ? O_O

old man and young lady!good partner , but this always is misunderstood by other people ,really their relastionship don't like those on wealthydater.com?

Does that rich dude not know he can have escorts every weekend. Some look like lingerie models, here are some examples in San Diego alone http://www.eros-sandiego.com/sections/san_diego_escorts.htm
, click on Bella on the left thumbnails. Why should he settle for this one woman?

Geezuz..The last pic looks as if he's about to give CPR to an unconcious truck driver with vomit on his mouth.

I have seen animatronic puppets that look more human than that, she looks like a mutant sea horse.

Man if thats what she looks like after all of the surgery, I am scared to think of what she looked like before

elle était plus belle avant pourquoi elle ne des pas refair le visage elle edt trop moche c horrible mais je dis rien c c gout

Here's the kicker; SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL BEFORE SHE SURGERIES!!!!

Don't believe me? Yahoo has a site listed, Jocelyn Wildenstein's BEFORE picture - and yes - it's really her!

One should ask what this woman's mental status is to have done all this to herself where there was absouletly NOTHING wrong with her.

Go check it ou and see for yourself!

Here's the kicker; SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL BEFORE THE SURGERIES!!!!

Don't believe me? Yahoo has a site listed, Jocelyn Wildenstein's BEFORE picture - and yes - it's really her!

One should ask what this woman's mental status is to have done all this to herself where there was absouletly NOTHING wrong with her.

Go check it ou and see for yourself!

Here's the kicker; SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL BEFORE THE SURGERIES!!!!

Don't believe me? Yahoo has a site listed, Jocelyn Wildenstein's BEFORE picture - and yes - it's really her!

One should ask what this woman's mental status is to have done all this to herself where there was absouletly NOTHING wrong with her.

Go check it ou and see for yourself!

Jocelyn looks just like the guy from the Cher movie "Mask". She is DISGUSTING........!!!!!!!!!

sexoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hilarious post. Even funniwe pictures. Thank you for that!