Mar 19 2008Jennifer Aniston: For your bikini viewing pleasure
Yesterday it was short shorts, now today it's Jennifer Aniston in a bikini. Evolution is awesome. Take a gander of Jennifer chilling in Miami where's she's filming Marley & Me. Also scope out this pic (Click here as if your life depended on it.) where, if I'm not mistaken, Jennifer Aniston is challenging Kate Hudson to an Ass Off. Of course, the real winner is Owen Wilson that hook-nosed rogue. Time for drastic measures. Hammer, meet nose. *CRUNCH* Yup, it definitely broke right off. Not good. Fluffy, no, bad kitty! Get that out of your mouth. Don't go outside! Ah, shit. Great, now the neighbors are calling the cops. They think I'm Michael Jackson. It's all a misunderstanding, folks. Ha ha I hate kids! No, really, bring one over and I'll kick him into the garage door.
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Reader Comments
1. Poor Brad - March 19, 2008 3:04 PM
Looks better than a woman who's had a few babies....
2. ZoomBoy - March 19, 2008 3:05 PM
What's Benji Madden doing there?
3. Drew51 - March 19, 2008 3:06 PM
I would hit that soooo hard!!!
I'll have to see when the next fight to Miami is.
4. Texas Tranny - March 19, 2008 3:07 PM
Cute bikini..................
Nice ass.....................
5. lalaland - March 19, 2008 3:08 PM
she's hot!
6. havoc - March 19, 2008 3:09 PM
YES
YES
FUCK YES!!!!!
THANK YOU.......
.
7. Sapphire - March 19, 2008 3:09 PM
I would never be seen with my bathing suit stuffed up my ass like that! WTF.
8. bakinmycake - March 19, 2008 3:10 PM
A chick can be hot as hell but when she a dud in bed....
BP left her
VV left her.....
and Owen Wilson will....
DUD
9. TT - March 19, 2008 3:12 PM
#7 Sapphire,
You don't wear a thong?
I love the way thong (panties or bikinis) tickle my asshole all day long.
10. Argyle - March 19, 2008 3:12 PM
Sweet Christmas
11. lisa - March 19, 2008 3:13 PM
wow, what a body!
12. Sapphire - March 19, 2008 3:14 PM
#8 bakinmycake
Yeah no kidding! What's up with her, does she even MOVE in bed?? Then when you look at Angelina Jolie, without even knowing her she looks like she'd be a wild animal in bed.
13. Mal Gusto - March 19, 2008 3:17 PM
one more woman hotter than Lindsay
14. bonzo420 - March 19, 2008 3:22 PM
its an ass off!!
do it hansel!
~420~
15. Braniffer SUCKS - March 19, 2008 3:23 PM
#12. That's the problem Sapphire. Looks are decieving. Me thinks you are an Angieaholic and the only negative thing you could say about Jen here was that her bikini was up her ass. I despise them both (althoug I doubt the skeletal tatoo lady would look hot in a bikini these days, pre preggers and now) Have you seen how many tatoos Angie has, her whole back is practically ALL inked and tatoos look fucking HIDEOUS and trashy in the daylight.
Anyway back to the healthiness of hatred, the only person I despise more than Angelina and jennfer is Brad. He's the biggest tool on the planet. With Angie wanting him and Jen still wanting him they both conceded that he's the hottest person alive... how pittiful, men should fight over you ladies not the other way around.
16. 2for2true - March 19, 2008 3:26 PM
Trust me, as far as the bedroom goes, she's just o.k. She didn't squirt nearly as hard as Kate did. Sheesh, I could've filled a 2 liter with that shit. Awesome.
17. monica - March 19, 2008 3:27 PM
While I think she looks super hot in general, I think bikini tops like that make women's tits look horrendous. It makes them look saggy and gross.
18. Ted Mosby - March 19, 2008 3:29 PM
She looks great. I can't wait to stalk her next week.
19. Zaig - March 19, 2008 3:29 PM
Looks pretty good for a bitter old chick. Too bad she takes care of herself only because she wants to look good on film. I'm sure she's got a laundry list of things she doesn't let guys do.
20. 20/20 vision - March 19, 2008 3:29 PM
she should cut off her face and get implants
21. 20/20 vision - March 19, 2008 3:30 PM
she should cut off her face and get implants
22. Trover - March 19, 2008 3:32 PM
She is hawt and MILFy delicious. But my lady is hawter.
23. please - March 19, 2008 3:35 PM
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just say W (woman?) ILFif thats how you feel... this selfish old jew face will never be a mother.
24. 2for2true - March 19, 2008 3:39 PM
#23, nice racial slur. FYI, your cloak and hood are ready to be picked up at the dry cleaners.
25. Erica. - March 19, 2008 3:45 PM
She looks great. I do agree that those tops make your boobs looks disgusting. Why do so many people wear them? They're so unflattering.
26. Randal - March 19, 2008 3:47 PM
Beautiful to see Jennifer two days in a row. She was looking great yesterday in her shorts and here she's looking just as lovely in her bikini.
The Friends star continues to shine as bright as she always had.
Randal
27. Andy - March 19, 2008 3:50 PM
In her case, a few pubes sticking out of her bikini bottom would be sexy. Otherwise she's just too much of an android. If they put out one of those blow up dolls as her, could you really tell the difference? Well, other than the fact that the doll wouldn't whine and complain all the time, and would off its patented "3 hole love." Yeah...I'd definitely prefer the doll.
28. well she does have an ugly face - March 19, 2008 3:50 PM
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not all jewish people have that unattractive jew face ( natalie portman, rachel bilson and more )... it is interesting that aniston is not jewish yet her face resembles a combination of dustin hoffman and barbara streisand...
she is also interchangeable with sara jessica parker in my opinion... i.e she aint no angel face!
29. ph7 - March 19, 2008 3:55 PM
Looks like a boring, aging soccer mom.
She's in her twilight..
30. temp - March 19, 2008 3:59 PM
loooove jennifer aniston. :)
she looks good! as usual.
and jeezus christ she's buff. haha.
31. Aeich - March 19, 2008 4:01 PM
If she ever DID anything, she might be interesting. Sure, physically she looks good - FOR HER AGE (in case she's reading this, haha). If you've never seen a physically fit woman in a bikini, this must be a big day for you. Otherwise, who cares? Who exactly has Jennifer Aniston sexual fantasies? Probably just guys who try to avoid getting all the way undressed during sex.
32. Hairy ones - March 19, 2008 4:03 PM
I think Kate has her beat on the ass, but JA has her beat by a mile in the tits category. Not too hard to win that competition. My obese mailman has bigger tits than Kate.
33. Auntie Kryst - March 19, 2008 4:04 PM
She looks good in those pictures. But I don't really give a fuck about that, they are just nice pictures.
What I want to know is the fucking plot of this Marley & Me movie? I can't wait to find out what whacky take and new direction Anniston and Wilson are going to take this comedy. I'm sure it's going to be much different that Zoolander Notices Something About Dupree's Breakup Between You Me Mary and Polly.
34. Zid - March 19, 2008 4:14 PM
She looks pretty good for a dried up old bitch who hates to fuck and never shuts up.
35. Andrea - March 19, 2008 4:16 PM
That's how Jennifer Love Hewitt's bikini bottom looked. Except in the store it was sold as a "bikini brief."
36. Captain-Insano - March 19, 2008 4:17 PM
Nice boobs....i'd bat those around for a while.
37. Cannon - March 19, 2008 4:17 PM
You mean a no-ass off? No thank you.
38. suckitbitch - March 19, 2008 4:24 PM
#7 - That's because your fat ass needs the extra coverage. Don't even try bragging about how tight your ass is because everyone knows you're lying.
39. Barack - March 19, 2008 4:26 PM
She certainly looks better than her recently pictured evolutionary ancestor (Scary Spice).
40. MassGrrl - March 19, 2008 4:29 PM
Dumbasses. It's a regular string bikini top that she has tied around the back so she doesn't get tan lines.
It's not a tube-style top.
41. Dumbass - March 19, 2008 4:34 PM
Wow the lesbians really come out for Aniston. Is it because of her love of women or her hatred of men?
42. Buffy - March 19, 2008 4:40 PM
Jen looks great for ANY age, and she DAMN SURE looks better than that slut Kate Hudson.
43. gaydar - March 19, 2008 4:45 PM
^^^ lesbian
44. Flavio - March 19, 2008 4:53 PM
Kate Hudson's ass is way hotter. Jen's is hot, for sure, but Kate's in a league of her own. Why did it take you over a day to discover these pictures, and why do you seem to be missing an ass shot or two of the whole bunch?
45. FRIST!!! - March 19, 2008 4:54 PM
I can't STAND Sarah Jessica Parker. ESPECIALLY the way she makes you say all three names!!! My name (my real name) actually consists of 4 names, but I only make you use two..
46. Aniston fans are ... yikes ... - March 19, 2008 4:55 PM
"that slut Kate Hudson"
Shit, I thought it was only "that slut Angelina Jolie" for you psychos? Now it can be anybody else who gets compared to Maniston? Please increase the meds, stat.
47. Emmyem - March 19, 2008 4:56 PM
#16
Although I agree with most of what you say, re: Stinky Brad, and Angelina, and that stuck up, no talent Jennifer A, who KNOWS if he left her? We never know. We read stuff. Like this stuff! Mostly, they probably just laugh at people like us and then like their cigarettes with hundred dollar bills and then say "They'd rather be naked than wear fur". AND THEN, AMY WINEHOUSE POSES NAKED.
Yeah, I don't know why I went there.....................
48. FRIST!!! - March 19, 2008 5:00 PM
Because I know you're DYING to know...it's "Kari Blakcauk Fromastumauth Farrell"
49. Bill Clinton - March 19, 2008 5:08 PM
My fellow Americans, let me just say "Gaaaawwwwdddamn!!!" I wonder if she likes cigars?
50. ATX - March 19, 2008 5:14 PM
Are they built for speed or comfort?
What'd you do with them?
Motorboat?
You play the motorboat?
[makes sputtering motorboat noise]
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
51. FRIST!!! - March 19, 2008 5:27 PM
#48 you're funny..
52. MassGrrl - March 19, 2008 5:58 PM
LOL @41: I think Aniston's a dogface, actually.
53. lonely maniston - March 19, 2008 6:08 PM
yeah, jen's ass looks great but no matter how hot a chick is there is always a guy somewhere who is sick of fucking her. and it sucks when it's the hottest guy in the world.
54. TheJoker - March 19, 2008 6:16 PM
I never really considered her much of a looker, but these more than convince me. That last pic was definitely pleasurable. :-)
55. Latinflame - March 19, 2008 6:16 PM
The GODS HAVE ANSWERED....
56. monkeyfightclub - March 19, 2008 6:56 PM
these candid pics don't really do it for me. She's still good looking and her body is holding up well, but it's about time she does a FHM or Hustler type spread for Gods sake.
57. DidHeJustSayThat - March 19, 2008 7:38 PM
mmmmm...... Jen a lesbian? I wish.
Nice going with the body. Looks natural, not a lot of work required for u.
Was the ass shot for Brad? remember this? you know it was.
58. rabbit - March 19, 2008 8:13 PM
can I start licking now ?
59. Fred - March 19, 2008 8:22 PM
99 percent of all so called movie stars are ugly as fuk with theyre clothes off.
60. Gabrielle - March 19, 2008 9:37 PM
This was shot at The Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Brickel Key (Miami).
I live next door.
61. zuzuspetals - March 19, 2008 9:46 PM
She is gorgeous.
62. zuzuspetals - March 19, 2008 9:46 PM
She is gorgeous.
63. aussie - March 19, 2008 10:09 PM
she's secure & confident... that's all that matters folks.
64. aussie - March 19, 2008 10:10 PM
she's secure & confident... that's all that matters folks.
65. Coat Tex - March 19, 2008 10:19 PM
"she's secure & confident... that's all that matters folks."
That sounds exactly like a commercial for a "feminine product"
66. beautiful - March 19, 2008 10:59 PM
She looks beautiful in bikini. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n ce.c o m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
67. Penelope - March 19, 2008 11:02 PM
She is hot! She keeps herself in great shape. I'd love to have a peach bottom like hers.
68. Ted from LA - March 19, 2008 11:39 PM
I'm not sure about the value of the swimsuit. It seems like the top is pulling her tits apart so much that they are not desirable (and it is killing me to type that... I just hope I spelled it right). The bottoms make her dick look too big too. Check the photos and tell me I am wrong.
69. Heidi from ATM - March 19, 2008 11:55 PM
Ted, how could a dick be too big?
70. Ted from LA - March 20, 2008 12:06 AM
69,
When you are a female. When she was in 6th grade she came home from school and announced to her dad that she had the biggest dick in the 6th grade. He said, "Well, you should, you're 17 years-old."
71. Janeane The Acerbic Goblin - March 20, 2008 1:14 AM
Brad Pitt f***ed up....
72. Hanson - March 20, 2008 6:51 AM
I like them ! they are so happy ! I also heard they like other stars met at millionaireloves.com!
73. Methos - March 20, 2008 8:37 AM
Not even remotely hot, would need several drinks before i could be persuaded to hit that..plus her giant bananaman chin would always get in the way..
74. Grammar Police - March 20, 2008 10:14 AM
"Click here as if you're life depended on it."
It should be "your". The possessive. Not the contraction. Just Sayin'.
75. Satan - March 20, 2008 10:32 AM
I'd make her a single mother
76. Kool Thing - March 20, 2008 10:54 AM
All the girls here saying the top is unflattering etc have saggy tits. I just know it.
77. amma - March 20, 2008 10:57 AM
Let me lay it out for you: Angie is hotter than Jen, but Jen beats Kate. Now let's think about this. Jen is somewhat of a buttah face, so Kate being beat out by her is...sad. Now Kate has a nice butt and that's as far as it goes. Kate is an *extreme* buttah face and has no tits at all. BUT she has an easy, stoner chick skank about her. For the record, Angie is no longer hot, okay? She USED TO BE totally smokin'. But since she now vacillates between weighing 11 pounds or being pregnant, she's lost it. Having 12 kids is not hot, okay? And Angie's face is looking pretty haggard these days. Ultimately, Jen wins. And that is a sad day. Because Jen is "okay" but just okay. Boo hoo.
78. Kost2Kost - March 20, 2008 3:49 PM
All right Jenn. Its about time
79. YouLookBlahhh - March 20, 2008 5:30 PM
Chinnifer, get yourself some new bikinis; a thong is not made by hiking up your panties to form a wedgie!!!! Your boobs are looking old and sad, and I see a belly blubber, and its time to hit the gym and do some squats to shape your fat ass........all in all, Angelina preggers is still way, way hotter than you!!!!
80. whatever - March 20, 2008 8:06 PM
I love her bikini... and I think the bottom is like a lot of Vic's Secret underwear that gathers in the back in a really cute way... but she happens to have a wedgey.
Or maybe it's a regular bikini bottom and she treated it like her top.... positioning to lessen the amount of tan lines. What's it matter? She's trying to have a private time... which we all know, including her, that that will never happen on the beach and your name is Jennifer Aniston. But I think the bikini is so pretty, that she just wanted to wear the damn thing... if she wanted to wear a thong the whole time, then she'd go freaking buy one.
I'm not even a Jennifer Aniston fan.
81. Christina K - March 20, 2008 11:25 PM
I wonder what all the fuss is about with Jennifer.. she is one of the most average looking women in Hollywood. She's cute...but nothing particularly special about her.
82. King Wang - March 21, 2008 9:30 AM
Wow! If you were to line Aniston, Sausage Lips Jolie, Sausage Wallet Paris Hilton, and any of the other Grade C bench warmers that are the "ambulance" chasers of your generation, I STILL could not get a Grade B- Boner (or receive any shade if they stood in front of me). Cheeseburger anyone?
Hmmmmm.........methinks the Crank Whore Amy Winehouse couldn't be MUCH worse...........except for the Hep-C and TB> (You know, like Baywatch reject Pamela "I have the Clap" Anderson)
They make stuff for that now, you know.
Damn Brad Pitt, at least you hit them when they are still decent looking.
You should have hit Dolly Parton. Now THAT puts you up there in "WTF?!" territory ALL MEN dream of.............
83. hfgh - March 21, 2008 10:23 PM
I want to tongue fuck her butthole.
84. Jo - March 22, 2008 7:36 PM
http://whitewomensuck.blogspot.com/
85. cisey - March 23, 2008 8:15 AM
wowwww...so hot
86. zulhisyam - March 23, 2008 8:39 AM
someone can help me to fuck this bitch????
87. Mark - March 23, 2008 11:08 PM
Large sexy.I saw her in millonaire dating site"WealthyLoving.com".Is really has a new baby?Is she really single now?
88. Mawaad - March 24, 2008 7:14 AM
she has got such hot and sexy body..and looks great too
but the bikini really sucks ,looks like its 2 sizes more than her
89. ScottL - March 24, 2008 10:31 AM
Now that's what I'm talking about, more Jennifer, less Amy Winehouse
90. NY Ted - March 24, 2008 4:18 PM
I'd pound that sweet ass 7 ways to sunday...!!!
91. LV - March 24, 2008 4:55 PM
It looks like she purposely tucked the back of her shirt in so you photogs could get a shot of her ass. it doesn't matter how cute her ass is it won't make up for that face or that personality.
92. Mobby - March 25, 2008 8:46 PM
someone said: credit card advert:
new home: $130,000
new car: $30,000
new spoon and fork set: $100
her bikini: $25
JENI WHY OH WHY
WHY THAT ONE
93. cortney - March 26, 2008 8:38 PM
for all of you who are saying that those "tops are ugly and make boobs look horrendous..." ..... thats not a style of bikini top.... all they did was tie the neck strap around their backs to that they could get an even shoulder and neck tan... no tan lines... duhhhhh
94. jonny rocket - March 29, 2008 1:52 PM
i will kum.
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96. emaa - April 4, 2008 5:42 AM
Jennifer Aniston is a beautiful woman. I have seen many nude pictures of her. I like her butt and her shaved pussy. I would like to lick her pussy for long time and put my tongue into her vagina. I want to lift her and kiss her lips. Then I wish that she will agree to suck my cock and swallow my semen. After that I well fuck her softly.
97. Teknid - April 4, 2008 9:26 PM
Never knew what all the poop was about. Still don't. No brains, no bod. Who gives a $#!T?
98. El prieto - April 28, 2008 9:35 PM
dickslap that ass all day long.For those who say she cant move on bed,maybe bratt couldnt make her do it