Mar 11 2008Jenna Jameson knows how to save animals, I obey

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P H O T O SHOP

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Hey look I have losers above AND below me!!

at first i was totally against howard the duck's sex change but clearly it worked out in his, i mean her favor.

Inside what Jenna ?

She doesn't hold a candle to Betty Page.

GROSS!

Lindsay is channeling Marilyn, and this scuz is channeling Betty Page. What a bunch of vapid airheads.

So I'm confused. Did she have even more work done? It looks like she still has her duck lips but finally caught on that boobies are good and put her implants back? If so, best career move EVER!!!

yes using fossil fuels instead of cow hide makes alot of sense. dumb asses @ PETA.

#9 and #7, I am not sure who "BETTY" Page is, but I know who"BETTIE" Page is.

I think she looks nice.

she used to be pretty

Ted Baxter and Herb Tarlek would love this pleather shit.

nice armpits

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I would never have guessed that it was Jenna Jameson on the poster without having been told first.

Meanwhile…Debriefing Meeting (underneath your house)
-: I think the last ‘Inquisition’ went pretty well - back on the last Kate Hudson thread. Well ok. Some of the links weren’t really working. But, other than that – certainly no one expected us. Comments?
: I thought the French jibber-jab really worked. Time to reach out past the freedom fries. And I heard that Sarkozy can still pull chicks.
-: Oui. Next.
: Of course no one was expecting it. It was 4 in the fucking morning ! No one was awake !
-: That’s semantics. This is debriefing. Semantics meeting is Wednesday. Next.
: I fell asleep. And I don’t even have a fucking robot.
-: Well. Ok A.C.C. I think you’re combining debrief with semantics… but we can work it out.
: (Why is this guy even here ? I thought he lived in Sri Lanka.)
: (He got a free flight on points)
: Look Binky – all this Arthur c. Clarke does is bitch ! ‘Where’s my robot ? ‘ ‘When are they starting the Jupiter project ?’ Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. How’s this asshole helping the Inquisition ?
: WTF - The guy’s got ‘vision’. We all need ‘vision’ and the ‘big picture’ as they say in the industry

Sure, after she's done a few animals, NOW she wants to save them. Too little, too late.

#19 - Of course she wants to save them, they could be some she did.

#20: Ah, so it's not just a job to her...it's personal. What a dear she is.

: Define 'Pleather'. I'm hoping it's not a Rom Jeremy flic.
-: Define 'Nuef onze dans le maison job'
: Is this a test ?
-: No don't worry. We have Tim 'scoop' Russert on it.
This should all be cleared up in no time.

Ron* (oh merde - always losing the 'dramatic effects' points)

:It's 'Meet the Press.'
Not 'Meet Reality.'
-: Picky. Picky.

Yeah, reality and the press are pretty much polar opposites, generally speaking.

Wow, and the best of it all is we get to enter to win the STD her bikini is soaked in! WHA!?!?

Jenna -

1) LEAVE BETTIE PAGE ALONE!! SHE'S SACRED!

2) YOUR JOB IS TO GET COVERED IN SEMEN - NOT SHUT UP AND DO YOUR JOB!

Oh shit and Babel Fish defines mon Francais est :

"Nuef eleven in the house job"

Whatever. But what do they know ? I'm betting they voted Bush/Cheney.
Twice !
(What the hell is 9 ?) (Not that I'll lose any sleep over it.
No offense Lsy )

I think Jenna should be the front woman for

PUTA - People Utterly Tired of your Ass

She has short legs.

Why do women get lip jobs? They look disgusting and like a duck. Do they honestly think they look prettier like that!??! *vomits*
And honestly, why is an STD-infested whore promoting PETA? I can even understand Paris Hilton but not a porn actress...that's the lowest of the low.

i dont like it

So #28-30
Inside job ?

31 too ..etc...just like feel free to go with it....whatever...etc

She looks damn hot. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

Cliff Notes : Knee Ya Ha Ha. I think that's Korean.
Binky : SHHHHH...Go Away. 'Park' is Korean. 'Knee Ya Ha Ha' is one of our Chinese friends.
Cliff Notes : I still think Korean. Well. Alright. Vietnamese maybe.
Binky: SSShhhh....Knee Ya Ha Ha is our Chinese friend. DEAL with it.

FIRST!!!!

# 36 Do you speak any Chinese ? (Manderin)

She's looking kind of good again, actually. Her ridiculous Posh haircut is growing out pretty well with the aid of some quality weave, the Botox and sundry other procedures are wearing off and settling in, etc. She doesn't freak me out nearly as bad as before.

She looks good.
Wonderland Alice.
Inside job ?

Didn't we meet once in Hong Kong ? Alice ? Kowloon ?
That night.
Chungking Mansions ? 16th floor ?
Or. Maybe it was just The Queen of Hearts.
Cliff Notes : Ok. Binky -Knee ya ha ha- is Chinese. Don't rub it in.
Binky : I knew you'd figure it out.

cool

Hmmpf..Pleather yourself, indeed. And, how many naugahides had to die for that outfit?

Oh well, she's looking less duckish but more horseish...maybe its the pleather?

Knee Ya Ha Ha: the only inside job your'e gonna get is a broom stick up your wack ass.
Cliff Note: subject known to enjoy feltching and is a drooler, pimply ass cheeks, like to have the pus licked by lovers.
Binky:"this is not the inside job I was referring to"
Spitzer: I know a good place to...

I wonder how many lab animals have died testing some cure for her various communicable diseases? I'm feeling the need to get tested from just looking at her...

She's looking bad these days. Porn has taken a toll, she looks worn out and abused. I guess that's the price you pay for being a "role model" to young ladies everywhere. Please just drop off the radar, already JJ!

Obviously a lot of time was spent altering the image, but couldn't they have found a better black wig than that? It's all sorts of nappy.

i hope air brush/photoshop boy got OT for this shoot.

Not the Bettie Page picture but the other ones she looks like a white Lucy Liu.

Wow, she looks great in that photo. There's a word for it, oh yeah...airbrushing.

Nice outfit in the ad.

Pretty panties....................

Pollute the planet with Pleather (plastic). Good idea...

JJ is disgusting to look at and has zero real talent. I wouldnt hit that with the dick of my worst enemy.

Not a big JJ fan, but she looks good in the ad. I'm assuming lots of Photoshop, but whatever... of course, if clothing that's usually made of leather was made of pleather, it would have to be about the size of what she's wearing in the ad. I'd hate to wear pleather pants. You'd be sweating your ass off in them within minutes. Some people would like that, but me, not so much...

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

She obviously did NOT airbrush her body at all...CLEARLY...LOOK!!!

She.....without the slightest of a doubt, put her ugly mug on another models body. That is NOT her body. I'm going to say "body" one more time for emphasis.

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I miss the days when Jenna would jack off a cock on her face while some chick tongued her butthole....

Just thinking about the hours, no, DAYS of Photoshop is making my mouse ache.

just plain ugly. is disgusting how this society gives such great admiration to people that should be considered like the last bit of shit that got stuck on my shoe while walking in the park.

Just disgusting.

Her slanted eyes have no expression like glass marbles with loads of mascara, her rosy glossy trout pout is as attractive as a scar, her cheek implants make the skin so tight that the natural wrinkles around the body are shocking by contrast, and her breasts look like two grapefruit halves placed on an extremely bony chest - does she have an illness ? I can't stand the bones sticking out. Does she have functional brains ? She seems as empty as a doll. Scary people.

Never in a million years would I have EVER guessed the woman in the Peta poster was JJ if it hadn't been pointed out. And even then, there is no recognition. I'm just believing it's her because she's posing in front of the poster and her name is on it. That is the only relationship between the two images I can draw. She looks really, really bad {though better than she did this time last year}. She used to be gorgeous {even without a wig and photoshop}...what happened to her? What is the matter with her? She's gotta be sick or strung out or both...?

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WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.

By the way. Save the jealousy, envy, socialist, communist crap. My God people. Look a little deeper. I didn't even write this. I just happen to agree with most of it.

i hate these PETA things. Like she was wearing leather shoes two days before the shoot.

Daisy, Daisy, give me your duck lips, do...

Oh, yeah... Trish, shut the **** up, Bee-yatch!

Has anyone ever noticed her weird conjoined tits?

am I the only one who thinks she looks slightly better here? and definitely better as a non orangina brunette too.

I think a better line would be something to the effect of "I'd rather take three gallons of semen to the face than wear fur!"

Unless Pleather is the scientific term for "been smacked across the face with a thousand peckers", she's not an expert in it. Actually, the whole PETA thing makes sense for her...she's got plenty of beaver and snake experience. Ad should be "save an animal, wear a Jenna skin coat...resists unsightly protein stains".

Hear, hear - hats off to #11
Don't we harvest leather, in the majority of instances, from cows?
Less cows - less cowpatties - less global warming.
"EAT MOR CHIKN," my tail, let's all go get a burger.

is those leather shoes she has on? Not Peta approved!

isnt it kind of funny how people normally rather get naked for PETA but a porn star put clothes on for them??

#51 - i agree, i do not think thats her body... besides the ridiculous amount of airbrushing to make her look so "un-bony".. look at the boobs, that picture's body looks like real boobs, just in a push up bra, you can tell by the shape and downward cleavage.. all her other pictures she has those crazy fake boobs that stick out like grapefruits in the middle of her chest.. those tits just don't match

Did you notice how she had to pose twisting toward the camera just to obscure how emaciated she is? No normal sized woman would pose like that, because it would make them look fat. Maybe she should eat a hamburger.

how many horses had to die to make that hair she's wearing?

PETA can only exist because of the suburbs and the comfy first world life-styles of it's members. Do they not realize that pleather is a form of plastic DERIVED FROM OIL? What is worse for the welfare of animals: Being slaughtered for their hides (which doesn't necessarily mean, "brutally slaughtered"...there are ethical standards for these things), or slowly suffering from the degradation and destruction of their entire environment, and agonizing death from toxic exposures which are commonplace in the horrendously unregulated oil industry (often set up in poor and desperate countries who have little bargaining power to demand adherence to environmental standards, nor the money to restore environments once the damage is done).

See, I'm a vegetarian, but I don't condemn those who eat meat and use animal products. To call this immoral is to damn entire cultures who cannot or could not have an environmentally sustainable existence without doing so. (Tibet anyone?) PETA need to take their heads out of their arses, along with anyone who blindly accepts their rhetoric. I'm not surprised so many celebrities are into this group, because being naive, self-righteous and obsessed with your public image all seem like great qualities to have in this group.

So long as you don't think too hard.

ha ha ha, looks like her face is made of pleather!

#62 Trish, I 'll give you something else to chew on. I read the US destroyed the thousands year old agriculture of Iraq and planted genetically modified seeds from Monsanto !!! Journalists are releasing documents about Monsanto all over Europe. The modified genes do not stay in the original fields, they disseminate in unpredictable ways, and are already producing weird results in the lush valleys of Mexico. Young indian farmers commit suicide because they owe money to Monsanto and their cotton crops are sick. I find this much scarier than your story about money. Wealth can be redistributed if people get organized. But you cannot eat bank notes, right ?! Monsanto want to own and control worldwide agriculture, they release false scientific studies and don't give a shit about the impact on the health of people and animals and the environment at large. Monsanto's "Roundup ready" soy is constantly sprayed with Monsanto's Roundup and the FDA did not consider it necessary to study the toxic impact. Soiled water run from the fields to farmer's houses where ducks die. Roundup used to be labelled "Biodegradable" until it was found no be a carcinogen that does not degrade. Monsanto also produced PCB (pollution we cannot get rid of) and growth hormones that make cows sick. It is so evil, it is unbelievable. Search the Internet.

"EuroNeckPain", did you say that "ducks die?" What??? Do you mean that my little easter duck, "Pissy-Colored Plushy." died after daddy took him away in the middle of the night? Daddy said he went to "God's Farm" and was happier. That I was only his "duck-sitter" for a couple of days before God took him home.
Ducks Die??? You uncaring bastard! You've ruined my life! May you rot in pleather!

AMEN TO NUMBER 2, she hasn't looked that good or that healthy in a hell of a long time...PHOTOSHOP WORKS WONDERS.