Mar 31 2008Janice Dickinson, holy crap, that's gotta stop

first

I've seen this chick on TV.

Quite the attention whore.......

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What the..

What is she....

Is this some kind of a ...

I don't get it.

What is up with this new douchefucking trend of wearing those dumbass straw cowboy hats? Fucking UBERDOUCHEY!!

Oh dear God.

Fuck I hate scrolling!! Knock that shit off asshole fuckface

Who is that leather muppet ?

And lol @ Spam ^_^

C'mon Fish, I've seen you delete posts before. #5 This shit has to stop.

What.the.f*ck.????

what is WRONG with her legs? GAH!!!!

My EYES!! My EYES!!!!!

Nothing worng with her ass, just her legs, give her some credit.

Yeah, I'd tap that!

My finger going up what? Is that like a stinky pinkie? : P

I've just been traumatized. Again.

she needs to do many, many squats

Are you fucking kidding me she looks great for her AGE people.. Id love to see u fat-asses in 20000 years.

...53 years old.

"Ah, now that feels better!" - what I said after pulling the knives out of my corneas.

I will never beat off to anything in a bikini ever again. Thanks for ruining my life, Fish.

"Ah, now that feels better!" - what I said after pulling the knives out of my corneas.

I will never beat off to anything in a bikini ever again. Thanks for ruining my life, Fish.

What bothers me is.. she looks like that after TONS of plastic surgery. I mean, that's the best money can buy? I guess I expected it to be better. *shrugs* Not that its terrible, just thought it would be better? I think her arms and stomach look ok, if I had to give her any credit.

This is my mom, I think she looks better...

She looks good at any age,
this is real life, we are not talking about photoshop, flattering light photos in a studio

People should not hide their bodies because they do not look like Playboy centerfolds or the Miss Universe swimsuit competition

Bacon!

that is one ugly bitch
and think that she used to be beautiful
aw what the years doto you...

oh and hon, don't wear bickini and pose to the camere

@20 Janice said she aborted her child. I always wondered what happened to a fetus after a DNC. Now I know, they become trolls on the Fish..

oh christ. ever HER arse is better at 207 than mine is at 22 *kills self*

Hey they got rid of that longass post!!

This is a typical 53-year-old man, for comparison.

What long ass post?

C'mon people. She looks good for 60. The Crypt Keeper loves tapping that every night. We all know he loves them bat shit crazy.

@27 Ewwww please do not send us naked pictures of yourself again. That was gross Mike..

She looks like a middle aged woman that takes care of herself and knows when to push herself from the plate.

#27 has the only relevant comment here. That's definitely a typical guy at Janice's age. Not exceptionally bad or unattractive or anything; simply typical. It's what most of the male commenters here will look like, if they don't already. We all know that, so the negative comments are just silly.

You know, I hope to look that "good" when I'm 207 years old, so let's give the old bag some credit.

JIMBO There was a comment around #5 or 6 that was four miles long about proctate orgasms..

Ive been looking for skellatore everywere. Man did he go down hill.

DIna Lohan is like 10 years younger than Janice, and all I know is that if I had to pick, I'd take JD. It would be one crazy night, and if I walked away without an STD and having been assaulted, it would be worth it.

DAD! I told you not to write long comments here! It's bad enough that you're here in the first place. It's like having Larry King watch you masturbate.

Somone put the old cow out of her misery!

Damn and I miss it. I wondered what you were talking about up there..

@37 Shut the fuck up Mike..

Is this the best she could look after thousands and thousands of dollars worth of work? She looks like a gross post-operative transsexual.

her feet and legs in the last shot look like that of the cassowary's. look it up and tell me they dont!

There is a new post FRIST and our trolls are already there..

Notice how she appears in the so freaking hot area now, what happened Fish? Take the laptop into the office hall closet and come out with a change of mind?

Something, unnatural, happened to this woman's legs.

This proves you really can be too thin. She's got no fat underneath her skin so it's hangy and wrinkly and looks like shit., plus she thinks dieting = working out, which it doesn't. If she gained some weight and toned up a bit and wore a one piece that would hoist her ass up a bit you could look at her without wanting to lose your lunch. But she's vain and delusional, so I'm gonna go back to working on my plan for peace in the Middle East, I'll have better luck there.

Her ass ain't half bad. Her legs are fucked up. Some thermage on her body to tighten up the loose skin and a little lean muscle and she'd lookDAMN good.

You know, as much as it pains me to type this, really, she has an alright body, it is just the upper thigh and buttocks that need some toning. 1 month of aerobics would cure that for her. It isn't pretty, but it ain't bad on a grand scale.

is that john mccain back there?
he doesn't look impressed...

You guys are crazy. There are very few 53-year-old women who look like this. And all the "just do blah blah blah to fix the blah blah blah" comments are absurd. You can't "fix" the all the effects of aging. If a 53-year-old does the same regime as a 23-year-old the results will be very different. I usually ignore all the "living in your mom's basement" insults but please, act as if you've got some basic knowledge about life.

#47 Nah, John McCain has had enough pain in his life being a POW in Vietnam and having his arms broken mulitple times. This is much worse than anything the VC could ever have come up with.

I can't believe that she is actually posing like she thinks she is sexy or something. Put some clothes on you old hag!

This is all sorts of wrong. I feel sorry for whomever works in that Nursing Home.

She doesn't look that bad. Yeah too much plastic surgery in the face but atleast shes not grotesquely fat like most of your moms.

Looks like someone went to see tara Reids surgeon. When will you idiot women learn, if a guy operates out of a pinto in the parking lot of a piggly wiggly with a pocket knife, a straw and a lemon wedge for sterilizing he may not be a "professional'.

It's fucking patheric to see women and men so afraid of something as natural as aging, I wish there was a god so he could make all the terminally ill kids with cancer switch places with all the self absorbed botox filled celebrities and wannabes,"there ya go you vain pieces of shit now you don't have to worry about aging or getting fat".

Fucking patheric, I'd rather my wrinkles have wrinkles then be some fucking freak who can't live without their precious youth. Fucking worthless pieces of trash.

Beyond awful.

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Beyond awful. What makes it worse is that she thinks she is the bees fucking knees.

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I'm trying to figure out what's so disgusting about here. Yes, she's old...but she looks GREAT for her age! My god! Yeah, the face looks like she got nip/tuck'd by a clown with methed-out clwon with Down Syndrome, but that body is amazing.

Her mouth is ALWAYS open! I want to throw some food in it!

Why the fuck is this on top again??

That's just SCARY!!!!!!!! If I have to look like that at her age, I'm never wearing a bathing suit ever again after 40! I'm going to have nightmares tonight!

Yea - I'd tear that up real quick

id hit it. im 26.

Other than The Cript Keepers wench, what is this wind chime with legs famous for again????

All you people who enjoy putting people down for not being 21 anymore: if you think any of you are going to look that good at 53, you're tripping. Also, looking forward to decades of self-loathing as you, too, actually... wait for it... AGE. Enjoy!

yeah i really don't think she looks THAT bad considering her age....her legs aren't the hottest thing ever, and those are some pretty bad angles with her ass, but....other than that, give the woman some credit

terrifying. absolutely terrifying.

Yuck. Sorry. This is absolutely disgusting. The only way it could be worse is if it were fat.

She looks better than most 20-somethings. The fact is, most real people don't look that great in their bathing suits.

I don't know how old she is, but she's got an 80 yr. old butt!! Not to be shown in public!! U wanna do that kinda shit, do it in front of ur mirror, in ur bedroom, in ur own house.......PLEASEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

DUDE. SHE IS 50. GIVE ME A BREAK . SHE LOOKS WAY BETTER THAN ANY 50 year-old I know. Also, to whomever is saying "retire", note that she is vacationing. BTW...I don't love the chick...just saying it like it is.

#63 You don't get it - age unfortunately comes to everyone, but prancing around in bikini that doesn't make the most of what you've got left makes the cruel reality of aging just that much more apparent. Skimpy bikinis look the best on young and firm bodies, so she should be realistic and wear something AGE APPROPRIATE, because she's wearing a suit that does nothing for her. And no, that doesn't mean a tent, just something that looks better. And that goes for 53 year old guys in speedos, too.

I'd still do her. Easily.

There's nothing sadder than an aging whore. I mean that literally, she is a whore.

For the love of God-keep your clothes on!!

I think she looks good for 53! Anybody who thinks she doesnt.....lets see what YOU look like at 53!

Yuck. Sorry. This is absolutely disgusting. The only way it could be worse is if it were a 53-year-old GUY. Or even an average 43-year-old guy. Hairy beer gut, anyone? Yummy.

OMFG seriously whoever the fuck is talking shit is nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She looks simply amazing for her age (doesnt mean you have to wanna fuck her!)- plastic surgery has done wonders. I guess I need to start saving so I can look that good in 20+ years!!!!!!

I want to puke! Boy, should not have eaten expensive juicy steaks for dinner if I knew that I was going to see her saggy ass and fake tits!

zebra legs.

Why weren't these pics labeled NSFW ?!?!?!

As for the "she doesn't look bad for 53" crowd, two words for you:

Jane Seymour

Obviously she relies on dieting to stay skinny, or she would be a lot more firm. I'm 40, and my body looks 30 because I've been exercising all my life. That loose ass is a result of not working on it~ use it or LOSE IT.

Where is this woman's ass?

Yeah..... I hope I look that hideous at 53!

The comments in this thread are further proof that women are simply disconnected from reality.

Here's the breakdown:

Guys - "We do not find her attractive."
Girls - "She looks good for her age."

Girls, just stop. Stop, read the breakdown and let it sink in. The guys are saying that she is not attractive. Period. We don't care if she's 50 or 100 or 20. We only care about attractive or not-attractive. If she was attractive/hot/etc., we would all be posting "hot", "i'd hit it", etc. The point is that we don't find her attractive.

Girls, if you look at this woman, come to the conclusion that she is attractive, and hope to resemble her in some way, then you have a serious disconnect with reality. Assuming you are a heterosexual female, then you groom yourself to be attractive to men (and vice versa). All the guys in this thread are saying "we don't like this look". Take the hint. You can aspire to look like her, but all the guys around you will not find you attractive.

There's no fool like an old fool.....

are you fucking for real?
She looks hot for somone whos a great great great grandmother.
If I was like maybe that old leather suitcase George Hamilton i would totally give that granny a bang.

nice treasure trail

I seriously felt like crying looking at these pics (which are really my future) I'm a little chub but I suddenly feel much better about my body. She really looks frightening, but still better than my mom.

this is stupid, let her swim, she's already anorexic for you people

Dear, "stupid women - March 31, 2008 11:44 PM"

The comments in this thread are further proof that you are simply disconnected from reality.

Here's the breakdown:
Guys, girls- "she looks good for a 100 year old"
you- "I'm a dumb ass"

for a 53 year old woman that eats her weight in bitch pills daily, she doesn't look half bad.. honestly.

What a stupid whore. Ladies, you too can look like that if you go to the face, tits, and liposuction factory. Get over it.

Dude, my mouth was open.

/I need some eye-bleach!!!!

you can look like that ina day if you watch this and sack it WOWBOOTY.COM

thanks a lot. this just ruined my day,

Oh my God! Not before, during or after breakfast man! Cover that shiat up! My eyes! They burn!

She is 53 years old. I'm 37. If I was 55-60 and was with her I would be like holy crap! How did I get so lucky?. If I met her at a honky tonk one night I would hit that shit anyway. Once again, she is 53 and looks great. You jealous fucks on the celeb sites are just straight up haters. When I'm in my 50's I hope I'm in shape enough to take my shirt off at the beach.
Peace!

Why would she embarass herself like this.

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MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!

Body of a senior citizen with the tits of a teen.

These comments are proof why 12 year olds should be supervised. Idiots!

What's even more disturbing is the old, fat guy in the background. That's her boyfriend.. think about the two of them, naked going at it .. *shudder*

i'd do her...

She looks a heck of a lot better than Jack Nickelson and nobody is giving him any crap.

Everyone knows that Cellulite is women's no° 1 enemy, while young and beautiful girls suffering from it cover their legs up I just can't figure out why this old skin is exhibiting her wavy legs with such a pride !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I can say : HIDE THOESE LEGS OLD WOMAN !!!!

Is there a guy married to a woman out there who is JD's age who has a wife hotter than this.

If half of the 25 year olds in this country looked as good as this broad does, the world would be a better place.

The funny thing is her stomach looks better than TARA REID's. I bet her boobs do too. Heck, maybe even her ass also. Tara Reid SUCKS.
Whew....how did I drift off to Tara Reid bashing?

Anyway....

T.R. sucks. :)

God she looks horrible. It's pretty obvious she was an ano crack whore because all thats left is fat.

ATTENTION LADIES PLEASE LIFT WEIGHTS AND EAT FOOD. DO NOT ASPIRE TO THIS.

You guys who think she looks good must be fatties or retards.

Janice is obviously genetically gifted and she's squandered it being fucking stupid and trashing her body.

Where's Janice's airbrusher when she needs him?

She does look good for her age, BUT she needs to put down the cocktails and cigarettes and hit the treadmill. That would tone up all of her sloppy saggy bits.

Okay but seriously... NONEEEEEEEEEEEEE OF YOUUU will look that good when you're her age. I will, of coures, but the rest of you... let's be real. Please.

She looks like a fifty three year old woman in a bikini. There's nothing wrong with that She just needs to stop posing to the cameras like she looks twenty three.

SHe needs a butt lift. Go to Brazil honey. And yes, start covering up and not showing off so more. Be more discreet, you don not look so good anymore.

Say want you want, but I'd wager many a load has been shot today over these pictures.

I'm willing to bet Janice at her tender age of 60 looks much better and weighs half as much as 90% of you people. Don't be jealous.

She's 53 years old and still looks hot.

I agree with #21 and other similar comments. I am close to her age and my body is similar with a few more pounds. What you see on her is normal aging. If she were a man no one would be as hard on him. Give her a break, let her wear what makes her feel good. I live on the beach and, trust me, 90% of what I see walking around in their suits looks much worse.....and that includes the younger ones!

It's not really how she looks, but her revolting and repulsive vanity, If she wore a sarong, carried herseld with class and was one of your friends mothers you'd be like"wow she looks insanely good for a Mom". But Janice is a self absorbed attention whore and even the hottest woman on earth could not pull of her conceited antics so if you're all honest with yourselves the negative comments are a reaction to her over the top "look at me" bullshit.

Lesson to all: Modesty (not insecurity mind you) is the most attractive thing. Janice is as modest as Britney is sane and she's fucking crazy too. So I don't give a FUCK how old she is, she's a god damned attention whoring bitch and that's why I would only hit her with a pool tube "back in the water wentch!"

I'm not in my 20's yet..so all you people saying that most women don't look as good as JD in their 20's. I look better than her, that's for damn sure. I'm only 16. HA!

because she is so old, she looks pretty decent for that age in these photos and thats a fact

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OMG, and I was kinda feeling envy by her looks in the thumbnails! I will keep my fat ass gladly now !!

Nice fake out, that's really Steven Tyler in a bikini, right?

Bah you know what though....she would be the first one to admit she looks like shit cause thats how she rolls....she was probably drunk at the time.

Who could stand to take that many pics w/o vomitting?
I'd have buckled over after the first zoom!

OK, so her legs don't look near as good as they would if she were say 30 years younger, but she looks in-fucking-credible for her age. Just remember that when most of us are her age, we'll look like huge sacks of flesh with about a thousand wrinkles and then try judging her again.

got dang sick bitch!!!!

holy doodoo!!!! it looks like a shark got a hold of her legs and chewed dem hoes up.

I think she looks incredible. When i am her age, i hope my body looks that good! Some people in there 20's don’t have a body as fit as her's.

She is annoying, but she does have an incredible body. Shame she did all that to her face. You can see that she was once an incredibly beautiful woman.

I think she looks incredible. When i am her age, i hope my body looks that good! Some people in there 20's don’t have a body as fit as her's.

She is annoying, but she does have an incredible body. Shame she did all that to her face. You can see that she was once an incredibly beautiful woman.