Mar 27 2008Janice Dickinson escapes her tomb, gets manicure

Leathery.

Jimbo would do her.

I think she looks great for her age! I wish I had legs like that and I'm 85 years younger than she is!

I wonder if she's still a virgin?

Time to donate that chair to the CDC.

I envy the amount of hard drugs she's done.

I'd tap that.
come on, why not?

It's times like this that I appreciate my stash of child porn.

Janice Dickinson....Janice Dickinson...

the name sounds familiar somehow....

My first thought was, I'd love to dive right between those legs.

Time to call my therapist. He said 10 years wouldn't be enough.

What is this troll page?

The bitch is ugly and the only way I could do her is with Ted's little wenis..

I like her legs - the shape not texture. But she has had 2 much PS. And I dont mean playstation!

Does god know when you masterbate?

So many of your posts make me weep... just SOB, you know? the awful, bitter tears of the realization that life will never be what we dreamed, that beauty is an illusion, that zombies roam the earth seeking the eyeballs and flesh of the innocent. Gawd. It is sometimes too much to bear. Like right now. When I consider the devastating truth that Dickinson was was a ... a... my god... a supermodel.

The next customer in that chair will go home very itchy.

Somebody fucks Janice. That is, without a doubt, the most horrible thing Christ has ever done to the human spirit.

Thankfully, I worship Satan.

Geh!!! She scares me!!

And yes this must be the troll page, get a life you sons of cockholes!!

@8
Haha! Good one Jimbo!

This brood looks like one of those forensic dummys they mold on Mythbusters

i love the shade of her lipstick; Cherry

Last nite I left the chocolate bunny ear too near the basebord heater and guess what happened?! It looks like a cat had diharreha there. Not my cat. I have a dog. A weenie dog with good smell. he likes my fish, it seems. But my BF is okay with that - says a dog cant ever be true competition for his weenie! Ha ha ha ha!

the crypt keeper returns.......

And whoorr time she sit, she faht! Smerr so bad! Ugh! Make me so mad!

#18, it wasn't funny the first time douchefucker..

and she used to look like that.

http://www.catwalkqueen.tv/janicedickinsoncollage.jpg

Her neck looks like it probably flaps in the wind.

Has anyone else experienced discrimination for being overweight? I get it all the time.
Things have got so bad now that if I were to get pregnant there is a strong possibility that I will die. I have to take thyroxine tablets every day otherwise I might die.

Walking home from babysitting last Tuesday a car of holliguns ripped by me and one yelled "spread em bitch!" I told my friends (not my mother) and they said to report the car only I did not catch the licenc plate becuz i was so shocked.. but if I ever see it again (i remember it well) then I will make short work of it and it's fucking occupantz. So help me god......

How did Janice Dickinson ever become a model to begin with? As far as I know, she's always been a troll. Like that show she had not too long ago, where she was telling chick they needed to get this and that done to become models. It's like Janice, what do you mean? You became a model and your face is almost cartoonish. Janice must have sucked a few dicks back in her day to make it to the "top" or whatever. Yeah, the world's first supermodel...the world's first major super model mistake.

HEY! That is not me!!! I did not post two times and I did not rite the fat pregnant post!!!!!!! Stiop impostering me dammit Damita Joe in da house Waddup suckas???

Ha haaaaaaaaa Ho.

Wow, that bitch must have to run around in the shower to get wet!

Her face looks an eternally sad puppy dog. Great use of money there hot stuff.

@6 Frist, I was going to say the exact same thing. For her even to be breathing anymore is testament to her superior partying stamina. Tara Reid bow to your Sensei!

Wow, that bitch must have to run around in the shower to get wet!

Her face looks an eternally sad puppy dog. Great use of money there hot stuff.

25, Trollsa, when you stop being able to come up with new material and have to recycle the same old crap, it's time to invent a new character or stop posting.

Well that's all fine and good, Auntie, but that wasn't me. I do however share the sentiment..

I wunder if Janice Dickerson wears glasses. I do and a friend of mine today grabbed my lenses cleaner thinking it wuz perfume spray and sprayed it on her neck and started burning. Did I feel guilty?! Hell no. Girlfriend shoulda known.

Do you think its acceptible practice to finger your pregnant dogs lactating nipples?

Her ears are still sideways.

When she walked in the door, did she say:

Hello, Boys and GHOULSSSS! AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!

has anyone googled her in images? she was beautiful.

What is a wigga?

Oh.. and also a mufin top?... I saw that on an ad on this page.

FIRST!!!!

Did I forget to mention to all of you that I'm really a transvestite breast cancer survivor? I like to come to websites like this and talk about my opinions as if anyone really gives a shit. I mean, my handle is Auntie Kryst for fucks sake. I try to not make myself wreak of 500 pound bored housewife sitting here all day admiring people like Janice Dickinson because I'm so inbred looking I make her look like the super model she claims to be. Oh snap, better get back to eating Ferrero Rochers and sweating to the oldies 86 style. Word to your mother!

#37, KILL YOURSELF!!!!! DAMNIT, I HATE PEOPLE WHO USE THE WORD FIRST!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE NOT FIRST!!!!

This site is going to hell in a handbasket.

I rather like it.

@39 FIRST BITCH!!!

I would only approach this lady if I had:

a. surgical gloves
b. surgical mask (for her as well)
c. dental dam
d. double-strength x-lg. ribbed condom(s) and;
e. paper bag

OLD SKANK.

Need prayer - Didn't know where else to post

I don't know if i fit in this plus-size or not but i really need prayer and the weight loss/exercise thread doesn't really seem the place to put this as i'd like it to be an on-going thing.

I'm a british size 14 possibly 16 depending on where you shop. I currently weigh 156pounds (71K). Now i know that that isn't a huge amount to weigh but i also know it's not healthy for me - i am only 155cm tall.

I know that i can weigh less as i have done in the past but i have an ongoing battle with my will power.

I would really really really appriciate it if you would be able to pray for me as i know that God is the only one who can give me the will power.

I don't want to loose loads of weight - i would just like to be a healthy weight for my height.

does it bother anyone else that plus-sized catalogs

use skinny models? I mean some are good about it, but I just got a copy of Silloutte (sp?) and although I do see some women in there that could be a size 12-14 there are a lot of models in there that are wearing a size 8. Now I KNOW that size 8 is considered plus-sized in the modeling issue, but COME ON PEOPLE... It looks ridiculous seeing some of these baggy oversized outfits on thinner models. Am I alone in this?

There was a letter to the editor about that, in the most recent issue of Figure (magazine/catalog available at Lane Bryant stories, and probably also at Catherines).

So frustrating. I've put 4 pounds on. I was away over the weekend and it was my birthday yesterday and i had a big meal so hopefully it's not proper weight and i'll loose it pretty quickly

I did just google Ms. Janice and whichever poster above advised said that she was beautiful once... I completely agree.

So why can't she just mentally re-live her glory days, get wasted each and every night, pop a small handful of happy pills and pore over her tear-stained 1979 Vogues? That's what I would do. Nix the plastic surgery and just accept me for myself.

Yeah... Fuckin' right.

@40
We're slowly going insane together

@ fergernauster

she really *was* beautiful, wasn't she? theres a lot of women who age gracefully, and are more beautiful because of it.

I have nothing nice to add about this one.

My body image is very bad. Yes, I wish I were much thinner. I'm self conscious about every movement that I make. I'd probably go as far as to say that it sickens me. That said, I do believe that I'm worthy of love as I am now, BUT I sincerely doubt that I'll find it and have all but resigned myself to the fact that I never will.

With doing the exercising I am doing and trying to eat right I feel good about my body. I think I am worthy of love but not the attention from others.
I do wish I was smaller. I am not sure how I feel about my body to be honest. I know it took me a while to go to the beach last summer, and I can walk around my house in my under garments without a problem(even past a mirror) I don't stare at mysel..lol. So I don't know if that is under the tpic of body image. If I was marrried I don't know how I would feel.

I wish I could work retail, but I can't stand on my feet for long periods of time without my legs going numb. I guess i am explaing that cause, I don't want you all to think i am not trying to get a job.

She looks like she is sitting on the pot taking a dump.

@44 My metric weight is what? Fuck, I don't mind being trolled but does it have to be from some fucking foreigner?

Here is a short tidbit from her bio:

At age seventeen, Gia Carangi was working the counter at her father's Philadelphia luncheonette, Hoagie City. Within a year, Gia was one of the top models of the late 1970's, gracing the covers of Cosmopolitan and Vogue, partying at New York's Studio 54 and the Mudd Club, and redefining the industry's standard of beauty. She was the darling of moguls and movie stars, royalty and rockers.

Gia was also a girl in pain, desperate for her mother's approval and a drug addict on a tragic slide toward oblivion, who started going directly from $10,000-a-day fashion shoots to the heroin shooting galleries on New York's Lower East Side. Finally blackballed from modeling, Gia entered a vastly different world on the streets of New York and Atlantic City, and later in a rehab clinic. At twenty-six, she became on of the first women in America to die of AIDS, a hospital welfare case visited only by rehab friends and what remained of her family.

Gia's Stats:

Height 5'8"

Dress Size 6-8-10

Bust 34 Waist 24 Hips 35 1/2

Shoes 8 1/2

Hair Brown

Eyes Brown

January 1960 Born in Philadelphia
1975-1977 Lincoln High School , David Bowie fanatic
April 1978 Moves to NY City. 350 E. 62, Apt. 3G
April 1979 Cover, British Vogue, by Chatelain
April 1979 Cover, Cosmopolitan
May 1979 Cover, French Vogue, by Newton
July 1979 Cover Cosmopolitan
August 1979 Cover of Vogue
1978/79 Poster girl Studio 54
January 1980 Cover Cosmopolitan
April 1980 Florida shots by John Stember
July 1980 Cover Cosmopolitan
August 1980 Cover, French Vogue, by Watson
November 1980 Last great Vogue shots of Gia, by Piel and Scavullo
1983 20/20 focuses on Gia in attempt to portray the dark side of modelling
February 1981 Cover, Italian Vogue, by Grignachi
1982 attempts comeback after battle with heroin addiction
April 1982 Cover of American Vogue, a gift from Scavullo
1984 makes another comeback attempt in Modelling
Nov 18 1986 Dies of complications from AIDS at 10:00 AM
Funeral. "Beloved Daughter" is her epitaph.
July 1996 Paramount begins pre-production on story of her life

Bye everybody. I'm NEVER coming back..

FRIST don't ever let yourself get like Janice. She's dieted and coked and lipo'd away her ass, and I don't think you'd be satisfied with "to mouth" only.

OK. Maybe I'll come back tomorrow. Or later tonight..

98 nicknames of Janice Dickinson

1. America's Leading Tourist Resort
2. America's Mecca
3. Father Knickerbocker
(referring to the type of trousers worn by the early Dutch settlers)
4. Gotham
(name given to New York City by Washington Irving in the Salmagundi Papers, 1807)
5. The Bablyonian Bedlam
(allusion to the confusion of tongues at Babel, described in Genesis XI)
6. The Bagdad of the Subway
7. The Bagdad on the Hudson
8. The Banking Center of the World
9. The Big Apple
10. The Big Burg
11. The Big City
12. The Big Town
13. The Biggest Gateway to Immigrants
14. The Burg
15. The Business Capital of the Nation
16. The Business Capital of the World
17. The Capital of Finance
18. The Capital of the World
19. The Center of the World
(Trygve Lie, first United Nations general secretary, on Sept. 7, 1962)
20. The City
21. The City at the Crossroads of High Diplomacy
22. The City of Cities
(book by Hulbert Foother)
23. The City of Friendly People
24. The City of Golden Dreams
25. The City of Islands
(the borough of Manhattan and numerous other small islands within the city limits)
26. The City of Light
27. The City of Orchestras
(music center and 'Tin Pan Alley")
28. The City of Skyscrapers
(the tallest building in the world; the Empire State Building, the Chrysler Building, 60 Wall Tower, etc.)
29. The City of Superlatives
30. The City of the World
31. The City of Towers
32. The City that Belongs to the World
33. The City that Never Sleeps
34. The City with Everything
35. The Cleanest Big City in the World
36. The Coliseum City
37. The Commercial Capital of America
38. The Commercial Emporium
39. The Corporate Capital of America
40. The Crossroads of the World
41. The Cuisine Capital of the World
42. The Cultural Capital of America
43. The Cultural Center of the Nation
44. The Cultural City
45. The Empire City
46. The Entertainment Capital of the World
47. The Fashion Capital of the World
48. The Fear City
49. The Financial Capital of the World
50. The Financial Hub
51. The First City of the World
(the most populated city in the United States, approximately 8 million)
52. The Friendly City
53. The Frog and Toe
54. The Front Office of American Business
55. The Fun City
56. The Fun City on the Hudson
57. The Greatest All-Year Round Vacation City
58. The Greatest Industrial Center in the World
59. The Headquarters of World Banking
60. The Hong Kong of the Hudson
61. The Host of the World
62. The Hub City of the World
63. The Hub of Transport
64. The Information City
65. The Land of Surprising Contrasts
66. The Mecca for Young Adults
67. The Media City
68. The Melting Pot
(drama by Israel Zangwill, 1908)
69. The Metropolis
70. The Metropolis of a Continent
71. The Metropolis of America
72. The Metropolitan City
73. The Mighty Manhattan
74. The Modern Gomorrah
(one of the cities if the plains destroyed by fire and bromstone because of wickedness, mentioned in the Old Testament)
75. The Money Town
76. The Most Colorful Exciting City in the World
77. The Movie-Making City
78. The Nation's First City
79. The Nation's Greatest City
80. The Nation's Largest Communications Center
81. The Nation's Largest Port
82. The Port of Many Ports
83. The Printing Capital of the World
84. The Restaurant City
85. The Science City
86. The Seat of Empire
(named in 1784 by George Washington)
87. The Super City
88. The University of Telephony
89. The Vacation City
90. The Wonder City
91. The Wonder City of the World
92. The Wonderful Town
93. The World Capital of Fashion
94. The World's Capital City
95. The World's Fair City
96. The World's Financial Capital
97. The World's Metropolis
98. The World's Most Exciting All Year Round Vacation Center

Once I laid eggs in Doald Trump's hair.

Why the sweet fuck are people still walking around my workplace? It's well after quitting time. Don't they have places to be? Lives to live? Unlike me.

Once I ate eggs from Donald Trump's hair.

just a moment - were they yours?

I see one of my many posers is back. Yes, how does it feel to be a cripple wading in a pool of my all encompassing verbal glory? Keep it coming, I love when people take even 3 seconds out of their daily life to sit here and worship me. People I don't even know for that matter.

Is this like a national kids-off-school-day? It's troll central. But #57 did make me lol!

I see one of my many posers/jockers is back. How does it feel to be wading in a pool of my all encompassing verbal glory? Yes, worship me like the Jesus I am. Instead of a crucifix I'll just be hanging out on Kim K's ass just to anger your secret pedophile attraction to 12 year old boys.

I bet that cell phone is carrying around more STD's than phone numbers. She lost whatever it was she had.

THIS is the real me. Last weekend I caught my BF getting frisky with another friend of mine at a garage party and he publically said to about 1/4 of the peeps there that my crotch reaked like sooshi. Nice. So I left but didnt leave HIM.

My mum always said that only nice girls get fingered (/)

I see one of my many posers/jockers is back. How does it feel to be wading in a pool of my all encompassing verbal glory? Yes, worship me like the Tit I am. Instead of a nipple I'll just be hanging out on Kim K's ass just to anger your secret pedophile attraction to 12 year old dwarfs.

Ah, yes, kids are on spring fucking break..

See ya fuckers. I'm getting a drink..

Christ. Is THIS going to be the very last post of the day?

@65 Third time was the charm, verbal glory indeed douchefucker.

That person posing as me isn't some 12 year old out of school for spring break, it's actually a 45 year old man that thinks I'm some young underage girl with some kind of prepubescent body that he wants to cover with hot sexy Flax seed and lick it up just like he licks up his diabeetus medication. Wilfred Brimley over there, why don't you quit being a pussy and if you want to fight me because your blood sugar readings were way too high this morning, that's fine and all but don't be a total pussy about it, i.e. trying to pose as me. Alright then Oldie Hawn?

Does anyone know anything about her sunglasses?

#26 Meghan....

she actually was a knock out....
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=janice+dickinson&gbv=2
check out pic #2 french vogue....

She is absolutely heinous now, but she has not always been. When you see how she looked back in the day, it is easy to understand why she is trying to cling to her youth so desperatly, albiet, not doing a good job of it.

#26 Meghan....

she actually was a knock out....
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=janice+dickinson&gbv=2
check out pic #2 french vogue....

She is absolutely heinous now, but she has not always been. When you see how she looked back in the day, it is easy to understand why she is trying to cling to her youth so desperatly, albiet, not doing a good job of it.

sorry for the double post..............

THIS is the real me. Last weekend I caught my BF getting frisky with my father at a garage party and he publically said to about 1/4 of the peeps there that my crotch reaked like sooshi. Nice. So I left but didnt leave HIM.

My mum always said she likes to finger me while i sleep :)

Aunti Kryst, you remind me of Jason, Michael Myers or any other cheesy hollywood "boogie man" in the sense that no matter how many times I fart on you with my verbal arsenal, you just pop back up like a fucking shooting target and try to insert some wanna be witty/cliche/generic comment. You think you're really going to be able to fucking touch my originality with that vomit you call wit? As other person said, you totally wreak of 500 pound housewife. Either way, as you can see, that wasn't really me that posted that 3rd thing, that was the poser.

Wreak?

Hey! That's how I'm sitting in my chair at work a lot of the time. Only it's not an asian girl in front of me, it's my boss.

Other person said "wreak" and I liked it so I used it when quoting them, minus quotation marks. Not my problem. Either way, whether it be reek or wreak, the jist of it was just fine. Since when did any brit/english person become the authority on anything pertaining to the English language? You people don't know how to speak English, even though you ARE English. You speak English in the same way Mexicans try to speak English. It all sounds butchered as fuck and annoying. Now, go smoke a fag and talk about how your ballix itch..haha. I will say though, Ballix is some funny ass shit.

When Janice got up, there was a carefully sculpted, very low-calorie dookie on the chair.

damn, she WAS hot back in the day!

Grrr get angry! Keep farting your verbal assault, because you do talk out of your ass. Just keep cramming up these posts with all your long winded comments that everyone here has given you shit for. Just keep posting until you actually grow a pair of ballix.

PS, isn't it around 10PM in the UK? Go out and have a pint, talk to a real person, be something other than a sad little english troll.

What the fuck is with the low-rent nail place? That plastic-bag-lined bucket is a wonderful touch. I guess she really did spend all her money on blow....or whatever they called it back in the twenties.

She is still beautiful. Janice is an intriguing TV personality for sure.

This is a new blog but it already has a lot of features and contents.

If you visit

http://carahurley.blogspot.com

You are most likely going to find something interesting, either in the main blog itself or the extensive side bar.

Bye for now.

I despise douche bag celebs who wear their sunglasses indoors.

#83-A lot of features and contents, you say? Why, that sounds like just the place for me! I love nothing more than to sit here at my computer and peruse various features and contents, in either a main blog, or (if I'm feeling kinky) the extensive sidebar.

Yet reading comprehension fails to be used again. You know what, unless you know how to understand what it is you're reading, don't even bother responding to me, you fucking cunning linguist Auntie Kryst. Tell me, genius, why the fuck would I make fun of England, Britian, or the entire UK if I was one of them? Lmmfao. Mongoloid, I live in Southern California, which would be America..hence the "English people don't know how to speak English comment". So much for being long winded. Tell me, how did you come to the conclusion that I was long winded without even understanding 99% of all things I say there, Auntie Kryst? Owned.

Looks like she can't afford a good salon. She's just a woman in her 30's face on a 70 year old body who's acting as if she's still the shit. She's just a shit now.

@86 The conclusion that you're long winded is that the screeds you write take about 10 minutes to scroll past. I'll admit I didn't read that closely, but should have. But you're the dumbfuck calling the kettle black. How the could you confuse me for a brit? Now ask your parents nicely if you can go outside and play. You're a soft troll.

Meaghan, you are the very scum of the earth you criticize on a daily basis. It's very obvious how unhappy you are, not to mention, well, "chubby/pudgy" or, in other words, fat. Laugh all you want that we all call you fat over the internet. At the end of the day, YOU are the one crying in fron of the mirror wishing you were as sexy as the women with tiny waists which you call "12 year old boy bodies". Go get a damn life.

I'll say it again...Leathery. This is what happens to sun-raped skin.

Enjoy those tanning beds, ass lickers.

If only she would take a crap on my chest.

Auntie Kryst, I came to the conclusion that you were in fact British from your own previous post, you know, the one where you were crying about how you felt fat because you ate a big meal? That was probably someone posing as you, but either way it made sense to me because you being British explains why you're annoying as fuck, and why you annoy the fuck out of me. So Auntie Kryst, if you don't bother reading anything very closely (and I'd like to add that you said that as if reading anything on here was actually hard) maybe you should start reading things more "closely" because you go and respond to posts without even fucking reading them all the way, and then you come across as a total moron because of it. I read all of your stupid ramblings in like 3 seconds, which is why I'm able to have a "long winded" response to every stupid statement you make. How stupid, because generally all writing is long winded. That's normally what good writers do, because they enjoy writing. Long winded is only annoying when it's applied to actual speaking, not typing. Blah Blah Blah, do you spend your day tracking down every post I make on this website or something? You're talking all of this shit about me, yet fail to see how you look like a total hypocrite moron. If that was the case, you would have shut up 10 days ago instead of going out of your way to find me and try to "knock me down a few pegs". None of you will ever knock me down in any sense, because you're inferior. I've rendered ALL who tried to pose any kind of argument with me obsolete, and I did it on my own. 20 of you, against me, yet even with 20 of you, you can only come up with one collective insult? And that is, "YOU'RE FAT". Check my "how to insult someone over the internet 101" post and learn how to apply the right insult to the right situation. Haha, this time I owned two birds with one stone.

My god... somebody shoot her and make a purse. She looks like she was bitten by a shark in the legs. This Joan Rivers idol shit needs to end.

I hope some PETA/GREENPEACE psycho runs her over with a bulldozer.

What's her nickname..."Tooth-pick Legs"....???

Meaghan

It would take you at least 1 month to realize the rubik's cube you were trying to solve was yellow on all 6 sides.

And, so it is with your life. do you think that coming here and writing long-winded (YES<LONG WINDED) posts somehow places you on a pedestal higher than others here? get a life bitch, go out and find a man, but do grow up.

you melodramatic sour faced cow.

What do you want to know?

so i guess the thing is to ask questions? so back to question asking. unless it is intensely awkward.. i will most likely answer any question you ask..

I help people to achieve their life dreams through the love of God. Want money, health, a relationship, a business or career of your dreams, it is not hard to do... It only requires that you learn to live your life through the love of God and Jesus Christ.

So, let me ask you, are you living your dream life?

I doubt it.

Janice Dickerson,
Chucky's unfavored daughter.
Why must we lick her?

@95 That's not me either, and I'm done feeding you. Time for a new character Mr. Hemmingway.

mike,

The "to mouth" comment was fucking hilarious!

I too have a work environment like this. The Asian girl's face is a little closer to my crotch though.

HOLLY SHIT who is this zombie !!! I'm out of here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

way too thin, better to pork up a bit and not have your flesh hanging I think.

You criticize Gisele Bundchen but Gisele is way more beautiful than janice Dickinson has ever been.

I just read she was born in 1955 !!!! She is in her early fifties ! I though she was at least 65 ! See, cosmetic surgery actually makes people age quicker. 50 year-old women at my work look fresher than this, they jog and eat healthy meals.

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/janice_dickinson_steven_tyler_2.jpg

Meaghan and Auntie Kryst, just fuck and call it a day already!

#3 --> It must suck to be you.

106. Seriously.

guys, do you want to chat with them or make friends with them when you see these celebrities? months ago someone told me a site WealthyLoves.c o . believe it or not, i saw some celebrities here. i think it is worth trying.

Meaghan, seriously, can you just give me one term/phrase that you have ever come up with in your whole life that is actually original?