Mar 7 2008Jamie Spears is underpaid for his efforts
The judge in the Britney Spears' conservatorship case ruled that Britney Spears' estate pay Jamie Spears $2,500 a week and allow him to lease a car while he handles Britney's affairs. The ruling was made Wednesday according to court documents that the press got a hold of yesterday. The AP reports:
Goetz also ordered Spears' estate to make a $58,800 payment to Samuel D. Ingham III, the court-appointed attorney who represents Britney Spears in the conservatorship case. She also authorized the pop star's psychiatrist to hire two other doctors and pay them retainers totaling $9,000 from her estate.
To some of us, $2,500 is a lot of cheddah. I mean, this job only pays me in McDonald's gift certificates. (I just survived my eighth heart attack. Take that, God!) But, when you think about it, Jamie is getting Britney's career back on track and she'll end up raking in millions. Also the poor bastard has to be with Britney Spears 24/7. I wouldn't subject myself to that kind of abuse unless you paid me $1.2 trillion dollars. Or a Nintendo Wii. Damn, I negotiates good.
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Reader Comments
1. Lola - March 7, 2008 9:57 AM
hmm poor daddy
2. fergernauster - March 7, 2008 10:00 AM
AW, C'MON.
Lame story.
Lame.
There's TONS of celeb shit out there besides this crap. Like the fact Saint Patrick Swayze smokes 15 packs of cigs a day and Courtney Love spells and writes like a 2nd grader...
3. OutRunner1 - March 7, 2008 10:00 AM
I think it's funny that Britney has to pay her father to act like one, like a reward for his second chance. You know, because he did such a bang up job the first time around.
4. fergernauster - March 7, 2008 10:02 AM
AW, C'MON.
Lame story.
Lame.
There's TONS of celeb shit out there besides this crap. Like the fact Saint Patrick Swayze smokes 15 packs of cigs a day and Courtney Love spells and writes like a 2nd grader...
5. fergernauster - March 7, 2008 10:04 AM
... or Tyra Banks shitting herself @ New York Fashion Week recently!
6. Jennifer2 - March 7, 2008 10:10 AM
I am just a bit curious...Why her profile was found on millionaire dating site 'BillionaireCupid.co m' last week? I will check it again.
7. Jennifer2 - March 7, 2008 10:13 AM
I am just a bit gay...Why his profile was found on poverty dating site 'PennilessStupid.com' last week?! I will go and jack myself off now.
8. This site blows - March 7, 2008 10:15 AM
First, Fish, you stop posting for nearly 48 hours and now you put up Britney and her knocked up, cross eyed sibling? you suck. Bye.
9. tanty - March 7, 2008 10:18 AM
how old do yu have 2 be 2 be on heir?... i wood like 2 comment on britney..
:) LOL!!.
ROLFLMA!!!!! :|
10. D. Richards (Greed.) - March 7, 2008 10:20 AM
Britney's family really cares about her. They love their beautiful daughter and want to see her, to help her, get well.
For a fee.
11. FFSWTF - March 7, 2008 10:23 AM
Indeed.
She should rather pay $2500 a week to get her life together than buy brand new luxury cars for her boyfriends to get some "love".
I don't know why the media went ballistic yesterday with this ridiculous amount of money, guess they don't have much to talk about Britney anymore... all that fuss over her it's getting boring actually.
12. Anonymous - March 7, 2008 10:24 AM
Hey Jennifer,
You're curious every fucking day. How long will it be before you get a clue? Now you go check it like you said you would. I expect you to figure it out before the day is through, you stupid cunt.
13. Jennifer2 - March 7, 2008 10:27 AM
I am just a bi curious women...Why Anonymous's profile was found on homosexual losers dating site 'Gay but Happy. com' last week? I will check it again. And again. And Again. And again. And Again!
14. D. Richards (Shepherd.) - March 7, 2008 10:28 AM
#8? How do figure time?
Oh, I'm so sorry, forty-eight hours is sixteen hours in retard-land.
15. Dick Richards (old stinky fart.) - March 7, 2008 10:31 AM
Mamma say... mamma saw... mamma say-pew-saw! I love Michael Jackson still.
16. FRIST!!! - March 7, 2008 10:34 AM
The Britney will be raking in millions again. The only thing is that it will not be from her music but for showing up for crap like Paris does. The world will soon be asking that question: "Why is she famous? Wait...why is she HERE???"..
17. Famous Plastic - March 7, 2008 10:35 AM
$2500 a week isn't shit. Especially if you have to deal with Britney's shenanigans. I would only accept the job at that wage if I was able to chain her up and beat some sense into her.
18. lily - March 7, 2008 10:41 AM
she's so sad these times..
but here is many people on Tallmeet.com just support her.she would be fine..
19. Anonymous - March 7, 2008 10:51 AM
Hey #18: Speak English, goddammit!!
20. D. Richards (Emulator.) - March 7, 2008 10:54 AM
Oh, #15 -- you do a great Dick impersonation. Ass-wink, for you!
21. j - March 7, 2008 11:22 AM
Looks like the riders of the spears gravey train are organizing to form a union or something
22. dan - March 7, 2008 11:39 AM
she looks just like rosie o'donell
23. gits - March 7, 2008 11:45 AM
Weird. I didn't think you had to pay the father of the whore.
24. Daniel - March 7, 2008 11:57 AM
It's his daughter... he wants to be PAID? That's kinda fucked up, I mean, yeah shes insane but still I wouldn't expect to be paid for taking care of my retarded child. or would I?
25. Auntie Kryst - March 7, 2008 11:59 AM
Any legal eagles here to answer this question for me, is it normal for a conservator to draw salary from the estate he's overseeing? Sort of sounds like the fox watching the henhouse. I also didn't know doctors can be put on retainers.
Don't get me wrong, I don't feel sorry for this fucktard. It's all her own fault. It is a little sickening however that everyone is leeching off her so much.
26. Harry Ballzack - March 7, 2008 12:02 PM
The nutcase can afford it - her bring home is $750k a month after everything is taken care of and Leech Daddy is paid off, so she should pay him for a job well done. He came in and kicked ass and took names and cleared house like a daddy should. But he has no job and it won't hurt her a bit to share some of her millions with the one person who actually helped her instead of exploited her. Hell she bought her useless mommy a mansion on a hill and serves as a brilliant role model for her baby sister. Why not pay the guy who molested her when she was a kid ? Grandma & Grandpa are singin a song and the boy is in bed a floggin his dong.
Gawd I love this family !!! Zannyness Abounds - You Crazy Spears Folk ....
27. RichPort - March 7, 2008 12:06 PM
Fish dude must be hung over... his balcony, by his feet, with the bookie's "friends" telling him that same thing will happen to him that happened to his pretty little laptop on the floor down there, if he doesn't give them the $42 he lost on last week's Knicks game.
28. havoc - March 7, 2008 12:36 PM
Do you realize if he had just pulled out early, he would have saved us and the rest of the world a lot of trouble?
But noooooooooooooo.........
.
29. BunnyButt - March 7, 2008 12:55 PM
Zzzzzzzzz.....
30. The Laughing God - March 7, 2008 2:14 PM
The government, spending someone else's, non-tax, money for them. Civil liberties indeed.
31. Mr. Bojangles - March 7, 2008 5:20 PM
That’s about as awkward as this watercooler conversation:
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/7/short-shorts-watercooler.html
32. Mike - March 7, 2008 8:00 PM
I heard she has a new baby .The man who is dating with her in millonaire dating site" wealthyloving.com".Just curious.