Mar 20 2008Jamie Lynn Spears hearts pregnancy (Yay!)
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Hey, kids, guess what? Teenage pregnancy is totally awesome! Just ask Britney's little sister Jamie Lynn Spears who couldn't be happier with the ticking time bomb inside her 16-year-old uterus. Ok! Magazine provides the super fab details:
On March 9, Jamie Lynn attended a local baseball game. A few days later she went on a coffee run with a girlfriend, and on March 13, she hit up one of her favorite local shops, Connie's Jewelry & Gifts, for a few trinkets. "She's behaving like a pretty normal teen," the friend says. "She's not even worried about how much weight she puts on or doing any special exercises. At her age, her body will bounce right back and she knows it."
As if this article wasn't bad enough, scope out the tagline: "Brit's little sis is acting anything like the country's most famous pregnant 16-year-old!" Wow, America has it's own famous pregnant teen. We've finally done it! My heart is swelling with such patriotic pride I'm going to bang my head off the Liberty Bell until I see stars - and stripes! Awww yeah!

Reader Comments
1. dipshit - March 20, 2008 11:38 AM
frist!
2. Jimbo - March 20, 2008 11:38 AM
omg FIRST!
3. Jimbo - March 20, 2008 11:44 AM
@2 don't you have a life you loser troll??
4. agree - March 20, 2008 11:45 AM
She looks hot. But I care more about her sister Britney. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week.
5. megan - March 20, 2008 11:46 AM
well what else is she gunna do sit home and be bored? pfft yeah thats gunna happen
6. Spazz - March 20, 2008 11:46 AM
She obviously has a family of role models to follow.
7. Jimbo - March 20, 2008 11:49 AM
Well...luckily I aint the type of fella who complains about sloppy seconds...
8. Question!! - March 20, 2008 11:54 AM
QUESTION:
WHEN IS SHE GOING TO BE "COMMANDO" WITHOUT PANTIES?
9. Mark, Stretch - March 20, 2008 11:55 AM
"At her age, her body will bounce right back"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I hope it's Britney who told her that.
10. Nurse - March 20, 2008 11:59 AM
#8 - in the delivery room. Still game for a closeup look?
11. Nurse - March 20, 2008 11:59 AM
#8 - in the delivery room. Still game for a closeup look?
12. lookma_nohans - March 20, 2008 12:00 PM
Check out the dude's clown lips. Lipstick or rash... you decide!
13. BarelyStearn - March 20, 2008 12:01 PM
At her age, her body will bounce right back - Obviously whomever said that never saw the girls in my trailer park...
14. Jimbo - March 20, 2008 12:07 PM
@7 I doubt if you are the kind of fella that complains about sloppy 4th or 5th from mikes goat, you dumb ass troll..
15. BarelyStearn - March 20, 2008 12:08 PM
At her age, her body will bounce right back - Obviously whomever said that never saw the girls in my trailer park...
16. Jimbo - March 20, 2008 12:14 PM
@13 What do you expect after their 3rd or 4th kid before their 18th birthday. They would be better off with a zipper to close their snatch..
17. 1 MILF Hunter - March 20, 2008 12:14 PM
She better slow down on the coffee runs. Not really good for pregnant women.
18. eXtasyStef - March 20, 2008 12:17 PM
That's what they all think while they're 'eating for two', forgetting that hormonal changes from pregnancy affect metabolism. She might be one of the lucky ones, though.
19. Trixie - March 20, 2008 12:17 PM
having your body bounce back after a baby has nothing to do with age.. it has to do with your genes and judging by her sister, Jamie should be worried.
20. Rachel - March 20, 2008 12:21 PM
"she went on a coffee run with a girlfriend" correct me if I'm wrong- but aren't you supposed to stay away from caffiene if you're pregnant? Maybe she got green tea... oh wait, that's caffienated too! She's perpetuating the Spears' addiction in her fetus!
21. Ted from LA - March 20, 2008 12:23 PM
Try as I may, I find it really hard to joke about teen-age pregnancy. FISH, NEXT! Does anyone know why this girl's mom postponed her book on parenting?
22. Dick Cheney - March 20, 2008 12:26 PM
#21 - so?
23. ally - March 20, 2008 12:26 PM
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24. mamadough - March 20, 2008 12:28 PM
would it be in bad taste to just go ahead and give the kid a helmet as a baby shower gift?
25. ally - March 20, 2008 12:30 PM
im so happy to be white.
only in america and the rest of the world actually, can a 16 year old,umarried,pregnant whore not be looked down upon.
i love being white :)
26. FRIST!!! - March 20, 2008 12:32 PM
You can have caffeine when you are pregnant. Just no crack..
27. Grunion - March 20, 2008 12:33 PM
"She's behaving like a pretty normal teen"
If I was a teen I would be like so offended and stuff
28. nipolian - March 20, 2008 12:35 PM
#24 - The spears spawn would probably get more use out of knee pads.
29. veggi - March 20, 2008 12:35 PM
ally, your comment at #23 was much more profound..
30. f - March 20, 2008 12:37 PM
But she is from The Spears gene pool. She has ugly Spears genes.
I mean look at her fat sister. Britney looks twice her age, and pregnancy is no excuse, Heidi Klum is 35, had 3 kids back to back and looks better than both Spears sisters could on their best day.
31. ch474 - March 20, 2008 12:38 PM
Is it wrong to want to motorboat the boobs of pregnat 16-year old?
32. GWB - March 20, 2008 12:41 PM
#23 was a quote from Semicolin Powell
33. tina - March 20, 2008 12:42 PM
+
34. Sid - March 20, 2008 12:43 PM
Very odd decision for her. Clearly she watched her older sister, then decided to skip the "early success" part and go right to the "breeding blimping and psychosis" part.
35. Dot - March 20, 2008 12:44 PM
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36. cdl - March 20, 2008 12:45 PM
Um... did anyone notice the lipstick smears on the guy in the car?
37. question mark - March 20, 2008 12:46 PM
?
38. Caret Top - March 20, 2008 12:46 PM
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39. Tilda Swinton - March 20, 2008 12:48 PM
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40. Percentage - March 20, 2008 12:48 PM
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41. Amper Sandler - March 20, 2008 12:49 PM
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42. alley - March 20, 2008 12:58 PM
i will cleanse this earth with the third reich!!
43. Sambo the Ass Pirate - March 20, 2008 2:19 PM
lol @ Veggi 29
looks like somebody earned their wings, Jamie must be spotting.
44. 0h - March 20, 2008 2:35 PM
Yes .. let's all celebrate the illegitimate fetus.
45. Alex - March 20, 2008 2:37 PM
That's it! I'm outta here. Fuck the United States. Maybe I can crash at Depp's pad in France or something. This is just fucking stupid.
46. Kost2Kost - March 20, 2008 3:41 PM
I dont understand why its such a big deal. This is normal for people from the south.
47. falala - March 20, 2008 4:11 PM
Is that her baby daddy? I hope so, her lipstick is smeared all over his face.
48. Brigitte - March 20, 2008 4:12 PM
@26: Caffeine can cause miscarriages. That's a fact. Pregnant ladies should not drink more than 300 mg caffeine per day, which is equivalent to 3-6 coffee cups (depends on the caffeine percentage), 6 cups of tea or 8 cans of coke. Google is your best friend.
49. gotmilk? - March 20, 2008 4:17 PM
oh that's so sad...she thinks she's famous.
48, so you're saying, if i mistakenly become pregnant, i should drink 10 cups a day to solve the "problem"?
50. Eddie - March 20, 2008 4:59 PM
Who's actually the father? It could be anyone with that family.
51. Tapeworm - March 20, 2008 5:44 PM
Will someone please donkey punch that flat-faced cow?
52. Skip Smith - March 20, 2008 5:55 PM
Is that guy's face in the picture covered in lipstick?
53. x - March 20, 2008 6:22 PM
wtf pregnant women arent supposed to drink caffeine
54. frg - March 21, 2008 7:50 AM
OMG, she is so sexy!!! She is my favorite. It is said she is dating freinds on a millionaire dating site called meetingwealthy. Her sexy photos and profile are found there.
55. King Wang - March 21, 2008 8:59 AM
I was going to do the whole speil on "no hack talent/kids" that seems to be a recurring theme.
However, on second thought, notice that (A) she has no career (B) she is just another snot-nosed, knocked up and barefoot teenager (C) her body will go to complete shit, like most women, since they get lazy as hell.
Trust me, the best that boy could do is put her in James Bonds' car and "Air-Eject" her slightly firm (but not for long, ask Jennifer Hewitt") butt from the vehicle while moving at slow speeds.
The baby will make it fine if she hits the shoulder or dich, after all, her last name is Spears, which is only another word for "Stupid, Fried, Retarded But Baby, RESILIENT".
I only wished I had a car with less mileage than her and her sister.
56. Big Daddy - March 21, 2008 9:08 AM
Jailbait fuck
I'd hit that.
57. bah - March 21, 2008 11:05 AM
look at his lipstick! not that good at applying.
58. Bob - March 21, 2008 11:28 AM
Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on "SeekingRich.com".On "SeekingRich.com",there are many
beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that website,they make friends each
other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the website.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!
59. Lea - March 22, 2008 8:14 AM
hmm is it me or in that picture have her and the guy totally been making out or whatever...? he has lipstick all over his face and her shirt is all undone!
60. extracheeseplease - March 22, 2008 10:41 PM
I wonder where she's registered for her baby shower? Wal-mart? Family Dollar?
61. Andrew - March 23, 2008 8:23 PM
your the hotest person ever
62. tiffany - March 24, 2008 3:34 PM
what a whore!!!!!!!!!she's needs a good &%$whoppin!!!!!!!!
63. tiffany - March 24, 2008 3:34 PM
what a whore!!!!!!!!!she's needs a good &%$whoppin!!!!!!!!
64. Pax - March 25, 2008 3:54 PM
For everyone who's commenting about the photo, it's from an episode of the show Miss Guided. Jamie Lynn plays a promiscuous high school girl, which would explain the ample cleavage and the lipstick smear on the guy's face.
65. ben - March 29, 2008 10:02 PM
hi call me 514 4210503
66. charlotte - April 6, 2008 11:55 AM
she is so pretty on tv but lookes like atotal ideit in real life im a number 1 fan of zoey 101 and i alway wach her evry day some times i think that she acts comeplintely carm i know its acting but it seems differnt
67. laya - May 7, 2008 11:07 PM
umm, actually thats a picture of her filming a movie in her 13 week.
There was no baby bump but this is a pick from the movie.
68. lopra - June 2, 2008 1:43 PM
i wish there were more pictures of her belly... i know a lot of people who are intrested... i think she looks hot pregnant... yes i am gay
69. Meghan - June 21, 2008 6:59 PM
I think she is an idiot! She's wasting her life worse than her sister. She'll probably have another baby before she's 20 just to keep up with Britney and keep her name in the news because she'll be a has been by then. What a moron. She should make a guest appearance on NBC's Baby Borrowers.
70. andrea - July 12, 2008 2:05 AM
i was happy first now i am sad becuse i might got to be in zoey 101 and it's her fault that she made her self pregnat and made final season