Mar 6 2008Jamie Lynn Spears brings her pre-pregnant jailbait-ness to network TV-ness
Jamie Lynn Spears has a guest spot on the upcoming ABC sitcom Miss Guided. A spy for E! News has a quick plot synopsis that will make you want to put a sledge hammer through your television. SPOILER ALERT! For those of you who actually heard of the show before the past 24 hour media barrage:
Becky (the guidance counselor, played by Judy Greer) helps Mandy get into state college, but the substitute Spanish teacher (played by Ashton Kutcher) convinces her not to go because she’ll be “brainwashed by a bunch of dead white men.”
She rewards herself for her decision by hooking up with a second guy, James. By the end of the episode, however, Mandy is back on the college track—and back in the car, making out with Michael.
The spy also reports that the Jamie Lynn sucks as an actress, but it sounds like she's pretty much playing herself - but not pregnant. And she makes out with boys her own age, not fertile Nickelodeon executives. Also she's in high school and not getting a GED. Okay, so maybe these are big leaps for Jamie Lynn Spears. Huge, giant enormous leaps that frighten and confuse the Jamie Lynn. She probably called Britney for support but all she heard was "munch, munch" and someone in the background yelling "Ha! She thinks it's candy! Hey, is that a vagina?"
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1. rita - March 6, 2008 4:46 PM
FIRST!
2. rita - March 6, 2008 4:46 PM
FIRST!
3. maria - March 6, 2008 4:48 PM
second...i've always wanted to do this...
4. JoBOO - March 6, 2008 4:49 PM
FIRST!!!!!!!
5. JoBOO - March 6, 2008 4:50 PM
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. kathy - March 6, 2008 4:51 PM
1-4. JACKASSES.
ANYWHO!....once this baby is out, the health department needs to close her legs.
7. joanne - March 6, 2008 4:52 PM
she's very pretty. if she keepsaway from drugs and booze, and pregnantness, she may end up version of britney that worked. #1, and 2 you're both losers
8. joanne - March 6, 2008 4:52 PM
she's very pretty. if she keepsaway from drugs and booze, and pregnantness, she may end up version of britney that worked. #1, and 2 you're both losers
9. awyeh - March 6, 2008 4:59 PM
She's lookin' fine, can I do her?
10. Randal - March 6, 2008 4:59 PM
On this topic, on this celebrity, on this day, I have nothing nice to say.
11. Tapeworm - March 6, 2008 5:00 PM
Donkey punch.
12. Barrel - March 6, 2008 5:02 PM
Looks like they made out in the car because the boy has lipstick smears. Haha Smears! Spears, Smears!
13. sportsdvl - March 6, 2008 5:05 PM
Why do people think because your sibling is a "star" you get to be one?
Oh, #1-5 you are all losers.
14. Ted Mosby - March 6, 2008 5:13 PM
Those boobies are becoming Mommy boobies.
15. Nikky Raney - March 6, 2008 5:13 PM
What about that zoey 101 shit
16. Nikky Raney - March 6, 2008 5:14 PM
HER BOOB SIZES CHANGES FROM PIC TO PIC
MAYBE IT'S GENETIC. HAPPENS TO BRITNEY TOO!
17. Veroonica - March 6, 2008 5:17 PM
8. Joanne. Too late. She's heavy into all three.
Glad to see she's working. Probably had to blow Ashton for the part. Probably was a nice change from the mummy lips sliding up and down his cock.
18. Jimbo - March 6, 2008 5:23 PM
Jamie Lynn almost gave us a nip slip and a beaver shot all in the same picture. She is going to grow up to be just like her sister. Way to go Jamie Lynn. Maybe you and Britney will have double wides right next to each other.
19. DD - March 6, 2008 5:24 PM
Nice image # 17.
I'd LOVE to have Jamie sucking on my hard cock and shooting off in her mouth.
20. Auntie Kryst - March 6, 2008 5:29 PM
Hopefully this cameo appearance turns into reoccuring role for the other Spears fuckup. I can't wait to see the episode where "Mandy" in convinced to toss her newborn into a dumpster before she takes her prom picture.
21. rongway - March 6, 2008 5:30 PM
Twentieth!!
22. dude - March 6, 2008 5:30 PM
I called my old lady
For a friendly word
She picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor
FAP FAP was all i heard..
23. rongway - March 6, 2008 5:30 PM
CRAP!!!!
24. RatRat - March 6, 2008 5:45 PM
24th
25. me - March 6, 2008 5:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=527450&in_page_id=1773
aaaaaaaahahaha! This is what she's gonna look like.
26. Jimbo - March 6, 2008 5:50 PM
Hey Dip Shit Fish dude, You were Punked by Ashton Kutcher. Paris Hilton and her new guru were a prank by Kutcher for his new show Pop Fiction.
As long as it take you to post shit, you would have thought you would figured it out before you posted the story..
27. Bilbo - March 6, 2008 5:53 PM
First!
28. will - March 6, 2008 5:54 PM
21-kill yourself.
29. spasmolytic46 - March 6, 2008 5:56 PM
I'd love to drink her fresh squeezed milk... I bet it comes with paxil and whiskey in trace amounts too.
30. FRIST!!! - March 6, 2008 6:04 PM
Randal is speechless??
31. boboan - March 6, 2008 6:04 PM
cute couple.I'm curious.She wrote blog on a celeb dating site recently named "Searching Millionaire dot com". It attacted many fans. Is she feeling lonely?
32. Jimbo is an asshole - March 6, 2008 6:05 PM
But by asshole, I mean he fucks his mom
33. FRIST!!! - March 6, 2008 6:05 PM
That dude looks like somebody just gave him a strawberry shortcake.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=strawberry+shortcake
34. whackjob - March 6, 2008 6:09 PM
I'd still hit it. Dumber than dirt southern girls who like to fuck when they're (16) turn me on.
35. Jimbo - March 6, 2008 6:13 PM
@32 Oh you so funny. Come on dip shit fish dude, you can can do better than that. Stop being a big ol pussy and use your real name.
36. Danklin24 - March 6, 2008 6:15 PM
36th! Yes i'm that fuckin cool.
37. Jimbo - March 6, 2008 6:18 PM
@36 yeah, you da man!!!
38. vertmont - March 6, 2008 6:51 PM
I wish she'd go away, no mother with impressionable age kids wants a little slut like this being shoved in their kids faces as cool or something to wannabe.
39. monkeyfightclub - March 6, 2008 6:53 PM
that's some serious sweater meat
40. JB - March 6, 2008 6:55 PM
"Brainwashed by a bunch of dead white men"?
Who wrote that shiz? Because it was a bunch of white men that set up the foundations of this country so that whoever wrote that piece of garbage could write it and not have his balls chopped off. And so Jamie Lynn Spears could have the freedom to run around with her bits hanging out.
Why do white people (liberals, Ashton Kutchner, etc) sign up for projects with stupid lines like this?
41. granada - March 6, 2008 7:03 PM
#16
It's called a push-up bra.
42. spasmolytic46 - March 6, 2008 7:08 PM
JB ~ The reason it was written by a bunch white men only is because blacks and women were property, they weren't entitled to opinions you didn't give them at the end of cane. Do you think that most schools don't teach false history? Are you familiar with the expression that history is written by the winners? I didn't start to learn the real history of this country until I went to college. Of course you probably don't believe in an education that isn't faith based...
43. Jimbo - March 6, 2008 7:17 PM
@42 There is a good place to learn history. From a group of bleeding heart liberal that just wants everything to be fair. Us rich white people don't pay enough taxes and should support all of the lazy asshole of this planet so they can continue to sit on their ass and reproduce faster than a jack rabbit.
I will agree that history has been tainted by the winners, but you are not getting the straight scoop from those moron in academia..
44. hum - March 6, 2008 7:35 PM
At what Hollywood/Child Porn Convention does this shit get approval. This country bitches about child protection laws and this turd makes it on television. How not to raise your children, my friends! I'm still figuring out how the parents could be less involved? I mean, it's nice their "learnin' her ass sex fur berf contro" but, I ask.............does that really show demonstrate caring?
45. Pilatunes - March 6, 2008 7:38 PM
Has the true identity of the father been revealed yet?
46. mark - March 6, 2008 7:53 PM
She is sexy!!! I am so surprised that she posted a profile with many photos at a celebrity site richromances.com where he looks great. It is said she is interested in dating wealthy guys. I hope she can find what he wants..
47. Mike - March 6, 2008 8:15 PM
She is super sexy .I am crazy about her,maybe I feel attached to her.I love her perfect perform.I saw she is dating in millonaire dating site" wealthyloving.com".I am wondering what kind of relation she is looking for in this site?
48. seriously? - March 6, 2008 8:42 PM
It looks like she borrowed the outift Britney wore for her Matt Lauer interview... Horrible (both times)!! I think that was the beginning of the end for Britney... And Jamie Lynn seems to bef ollowing in her footsteps - at least Britney waited until she was in her 20s and married to get pregnant! Jamie Lynn is only 16 - she needs some parental guidance!
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Over the hill.
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51. shankyouverymuch - March 6, 2008 10:11 PM
I'd LOVE to FUCK & bend that tight little 16yr old pussy out of shape ... then shoot my HOT sticky goo DEEP in her asshole ...
& I don't even care that I'm a 53yr old writting this, cuz if all these high profile celebs can do or say whatever they want, then so can I !!!! ...
Gee, I wonder with Muslims call the USA the great satan & want to kill us !?!? - I really wonder why??????????????????????????????????????
52. shankyouverymuch - March 6, 2008 10:14 PM
I MEANT...
Gee, I wonder WHY WHY WHY Muslims call the USA the great satan & want to kill us !?!? - I really wonder why????????????????????????????????
53. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, phd - March 6, 2008 10:16 PM
Wow! I'd love to shove my cock between those hot tits she is exposing. Can't get pregnant that way, I don't think.
54. N.Y. Ted - March 6, 2008 10:37 PM
At least I see she borrowed some of her sisters whore-trash-trailer-park wardrobe to film the scene in...!!!
55. Melissa - March 6, 2008 10:56 PM
I look at her and I think Teagan Pressly... and damn do I feel like an asshole for even knowing who that dirty bitch is.
56. eXtasyStef - March 6, 2008 11:17 PM
She still looks decent. It is amazing she actually has boobs now. Before, her mop-headed male costar on Zoey had bigger bosoms.
57. jstunnah - March 6, 2008 11:30 PM
she is trailer trash to the maxx just like her big sis
58. my comment - March 6, 2008 11:30 PM
Showing pregnant boobs like a hooker. Typical attention whore.
59. Ted from LA - March 6, 2008 11:36 PM
Mommas, don't let your daughters grow up and show their tits. Don't let them pick guitars and drive them old trucks, let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such.
60. lambman - March 7, 2008 12:09 AM
Whatever, I'll check it out
Judy Greer is fucking hilarious, she is one of the funniest women out there. She was Kitty in Arrested Development and is in a ton of movie
61. jstunnah - March 7, 2008 12:59 AM
wow its a miracle what a push up bra and leaning over can do for ones boobs...
she tries too hard
62. Iago - March 7, 2008 2:02 AM
Jimbo sounds like Chairman Mao: "Educated people are full of crap. Educated people have no idea what they're talking about; they're all morons." It's called opportunity. Poor people have fewer opportunities and, as such, have lower expectations. It makes it harder for them to succeed. Still, I'm not going to agree that the founding fathers were a bunch of oppressive dickheads simply because they lived in an oppressive age. If you look at what existed before them, they were actually quite the revolutionaries (go figure). I'd rather be brainwashed by a bunch of dead white men than a bunch of living idiots. I think I can weed out the good ideas from the bad, no matter what the source is.
And shankyouverymuch (#52), yes ALL Muslims want to kill Americans. Especially the American ones, you dumb fuck.
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64. marco - March 7, 2008 2:38 AM
First!!!!
65. Martin - March 7, 2008 4:07 AM
What a beautiful girl!And the man is very handsome.I saw them on "SeekingRich.com"yesterday.
66. will - March 7, 2008 7:43 AM
OK there are SOOOO many people I could shoot that posted in this one.
67. stardust - March 7, 2008 8:26 AM
COME ON SUPERFICIAL NEW STORY ALREADY!!!
68. LadyJane - March 7, 2008 9:42 AM
*looks around*
I see the special bus came early for their field trip this morning.
69. Uncle Eccoli - March 7, 2008 9:45 AM
Nice cans.
70. RichPort - March 7, 2008 11:10 AM
Her mom must be so proud... her little girl's first cleave...
71. RatRat - March 7, 2008 11:33 AM
I have a red ring like that around my balls!
72. CS - March 7, 2008 1:52 PM
I love gratuituos cleavage. Dammit, she's 16! Never mind.
73. Go away 63 - March 7, 2008 1:59 PM
Just go away.
74. Victoria - March 7, 2008 4:34 PM
I expect a twat shot when a Spears girl leaves a car, not cleavage.
75. Mr. Bojangles - March 7, 2008 5:28 PM
That’s about as awkward as this watercooler conversation:
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/7/short-shorts-watercooler.html
76. momii., - March 8, 2008 7:30 PM
i feell bad 4 her everyones all up in her buissness
77. momii., - March 8, 2008 7:30 PM
i feell bad 4 her everyones all up in her buissness
78. momii., - March 8, 2008 7:30 PM
i feell bad 4 her everyones all up in her buissness
79. momii., - March 8, 2008 7:30 PM
i feell bad 4 her everyones all up in her buissness
80. Ali - March 9, 2008 12:26 PM
I WANNA FUCK HER PUSSY
81. hikari - March 10, 2008 8:03 AM
I remember her when she was still a little girl. SHE'S WEARING SUPER PADDED BRA so that her boobs appear bigger... SO, i'm thinking.. is her current boobs real??
82. Chloeeee - March 10, 2008 3:13 PM
Wowww. He def. has her lipsticky alllllll over his mouth.
And her boobs are like all over the place.
83. negative creep - March 11, 2008 2:16 PM
Whether its a push-up bra or not, remember that, pretty soon her preggo tits will look that good.
84. adfe - March 12, 2008 5:01 PM
dang she looks like she was busy with that kid O_o
85. Guest - March 14, 2008 1:54 PM
Okay...crotch shot - almost, cleavagey top && Lipstick all over both their faces.....her mother must be super embarrassed - except since she's a Spears, her mum is probably proud of her.
86. simsy445 - May 28, 2008 3:45 AM
wow!! love to see those tits propa..
also love to see her sweet tight pussy xxxxxxxxx