Mar 27 2008Heidi Montag needs look-alikes for fashion show

Her implants have that nasty looking gap which is where the cleavage should be!

MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Her heidiwood is a full 3 inches long.

Can this Heidi puke enter into her own contest? She still sort of looks like herself.

if i ever saw her face to face, i'd puke all over her and her nasty implants.

God, what a dumb and vapid cunt-ry. I can't believe this is the shit we glorify.

if the clothes are only designed to fit clones of her, then what is all this talk of clothing for the everyday woman?

plus, she's dressed like an ass half the time. who would willingly want to look like her? not I.

I nominate Tori Spelling as the front-runner for horseface Montag's look-alike.

Anybody wanna second that?

Um, it shouldn't be too hard to find several vapid, bleached-out, implanted anorexics in L.A. Try walking outside.

" judging by Heidi's chin, dudes are probably welcome as well."

Ha ha! That's exactly what I thought when I saw that picture.

She looks like a horrible lay.

When my grandmother passed away, my Mom took all of her old dresses and made my brother and I a quilt out of them. I am wondering if this idea would work with heidi montag???

Incorporate her material into a quilt...either full size or a tiny one for new babies???

(on the subject of quilts, I had a friend offer me hers but once she got it out and looked at it she said I needed my own special quilt. She ended up offering to help make one (pricing it made it more expensive than buying commercially made though) and then she helped me alter it to be more modest for my taste. When I took my quilt in to the thrift store here the staff were very pleased... there's a lot of demand. It would be sad for someone to be denied their wedding dream just because of economics. I must admit tho', if I'd thought of the Christening shawl idea before giving the quilt away, might've had second thoughts. But the quilt was gone from the thrift store within an hour of its being put on the rack so hopefully someone used it to make their wedding a wee bit more special!)

I nominate Texas Tranny..

Seriously, why is the fake tramp famous? Why do people give a crap about her at all (besides the big fake tits that is).

@Meaghan

So, how long have you been a Troll?

Meaghan-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

12, wtf is up with you? Try getting a job so you don't have as much time to post these lengthy diatribes because no one cares. Better yet, get your own blog so we don't have to be subjected to your annoying as fuck posts.

thanks!

@16 Meaghan is hot too. She likes it up the ass.

@8
I never thought about it before, but you're right...she does look like Tori Spelling. That's pretty sad.

Reading Meaghans posts = looking at heidi's face.

I hate this phoney nasty couple !!! can't we just boycott them ! no more pics of these two LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I accept.................

lol i bet if they came to your house and wanted to you would be like "uhhhhhh n-n-n-no thanks..."

also, what the fuck do you people think is funny about her?? she is so stupid and not funny at all

That's a raher manly looking jawline on that dude in a dress

Spencer needs to dump this plastic bitch. Getting engaged is a mistake, getting married is a disaster. He's a very handsome young man and he's got his whole life ahead of him. It's foolish to mess that up with women.

She needs look alikes? ,,,

Criteria
1. Blonde
2. Fake tits

...next stop California. I think there's a couple girls out here that can satisfy those requirements.

She looks like a pretty version of Tori Spelling, which is to say like an ugly version of my anus.

I think Meahgan has been drinking the alcohol she told us should be outlawed!

@ #17 AMEN!

@ #20 LMAO!

Heidi is so ridiculous! I would be so embarassed to be her.

If you assholes treat me nicely I may tell you about my alien abduction next week. Ask me nicely...

I love you Meaghan! Will you have dinner with me tonight?

ah, clothes for the everyday woman.

An Easter dress meant for a 5 year old, 5-inch hooker heals and a stuffed animal as an accessory.

Sweet.

I hope you can buy the "make your face glisten like the inside of a microwavable popcorn bag" make-up too!

OK, Meaghan, I'm asking you nicely to tell me about your alien abduction, but you must do it NOW. Out with it.

How big is you cunt stick Mike?

#25 - I suspect we have shared interests. I have many types of lube. Call me.

Y'all leave Meaghan alone now.

(That girl has her own Everest-size problems)

She really comes off as a discount-store bimbo. Her breasts were done on the cheap, she won't pay for a decent dermatologist or at least a bottle of whatever it is that Jessica Simpson uses, and on top of ALL that, she doesn't even carry a tissue to get the booger hanging from her left nostril in picture 1.

I'm kinda diggin' Britney a little more after this broad.

How the fuck does she know I don't have 200 bucks for an outfit?? That's what my credit cards are for. Bitch.

Oh yeah, I'm in debt..

Another thing.
I have a similar hairdo as she does ( with a lot more native hair ). You can start by applying the dermmatch, little bit. then apply rogaine to the hair. the rogaine will act like a gel & hold hairs which are far apart together. Now sprinkle the toppik fibers on top to complete it.
super.

#38 WTF are you talking about??

Whats with the crossed legs in all the photos? I thought that if they took the time to set up all these damn pictures she would at least have enough time to take a piss.... Thats what you get for thinking I guess

someone call tori spelling

She said she was a virgin on E! News. Some interview with Ryan Seacrest. I don't believe it. But who cares. She'a stupid, fake bitch.

@33 Meaghan, It is big enough to make you say "OH GOD' just before you pass out.

For years, I had noted down my thoughts, stories and verse in order to "do something with them", one day - but lacked the courage to have them constructively commented on. But life is short ~ if you 'let it be', so here goes:

A beacon of hope, of strength and desire
- becomes nothing of substance, just an extinguished fire
The lack of endeavour to create a career
- because of an apathy ~ that's just based on a fear

C & C please.

anyway - Heidi still looks good enough to eat.

Hello Jay Leno....is that you????

She can buy a bunch at the Adam and Eve site. The link below goes to "Jesse Jane," which is a pretty good likeness except the boobs are much more realistic. And it's probably better in bed.

http://www.adamevetoys.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Love-Dolls/sp-jesse-janes-decadent-love-doll-11415.aspx

Chris Crocker should definitely audition!!!!

black shoes, pink dress and white purse!?!??!?!?this girl doen't know anything about fashion!

Chris Crocker should definitely audition!!!!

#44 who ARE you??

@16 Lee -- I literally said those words out loud while reading Meaghan's post...then I scrolled down a bit and saw your comment. LOL

and just to add i seriously doubt this equine whore cares about the average woman being able to afford her line. the clothing she wears may look like $20 go-go dancer gear, but im willing to bet it all cost her hundreds, if not thousands of dollars. the only reason she went with that selling strategy for the "little people" is because i'm sure she came across the 1000's of comments trashing lc's line for putting 200 dollar price tags on simple forever21 quality rayon dresses.

@43 YOUR FAINTING GOAT IS NOT A GOOD REFERENCE.

@44 If C&C means Captain & Coke, then yeah, that's my pal Frist. But I can tell you're just a fucking troll.

See that red mark on her left shoulder? Yeah I hit the bitch with the ugly stick. THWAP!

And look! It worked!

Oh Heidi! Finally I can dress like my 8 year old daughter! All I had to do was throw in some stripper platform trashy heels and I'm set! Of course I just insulted my daughter by saying she dresses like that... sigh.

This recent habit these untalented whores have of posing with their legs crossed (Paris Hilton does it too) makes me inexplicably angry. Who teaches celebutards this crap?

what a master plan! Get all those dumb fug bitches in a room together, then ship their asses off to some island where they will never be seen or heard from again. Ever. Never.
http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/

Auntie, 44 is not me. Niether was 38. The dumbass troll can't even spell my name right. There's THREE (3) exclamation marks, stupid!!

I'm FRIST!!!

Get it right.

Where's my Captain and Coke and is there a new post yet? Heidi conjures up violence in me, and I don't even care if I spelled conjures right, it's really not relevant..

She looks like Paris Hilton, I mean a dumper version of Paris !
she can't even match her shoes with the rest ! what a waste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

57, that leg-crossing pose is actually a technique to appear curvier than one really is. i'm sure their handlers tell them to do it once they start hitting the holocaust level bmi's

A girl can't afford a $200 dress. Heidi will provide an alternative.

Keep it real, Heidi. America thanks you.

That'll do it for me: Here's the deal -- one more mention of this bitch and I'm boycotting the site. (And trust me: You'll miss my sparkling commentary...I am to this site what zits and mascara are to Amy Winehouse's face.)

erm I wonder how much she spent on all that cosmetic surgery? Still looks pug ugly though despite it having cost god knows how many thousands.

Yo Spencer, give me a call. I live near Mennonite country and I see Hiedi's pulling around buggys all the time.

She may be annoying with all the fake photo opps, but I sure would like to pound it. She's hot.

#-66 are u ok?????????????????????

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Her wax like ugly face is melting in these photos. Wouldn't it be awesome if she and Spence got caught doing a horse? I hear Spence like being the receiver, too.

Quagmire wants his chin back.

/destroy MTV

someone do me a huge favor and kill the bitch. thanks

40, She's trying to keep in the noxious fumes so the paps don't flee the room...

Ha, have you seen (Over) The Hills?
http://www.236.com/feed/2008/03/26/trained_actors_make_spence_and_5444.php

Looking like Heidi Montag- truly something no young women should EVER aspire to.

I wish some other legitimate celebrity would bitch slap this chick already.

It would seem anathema that you, Superficial person, would post pictures that have ads for a rival gossip blogger on them.
And about that, what an odd combination. KY Jelly, Perez Hilton, Vodka and...Burger King??? what was this a premiere for??

WOW! She looks great in that sequenced top, although I think a little wax might be required for the upper lip. Loving the curls in the hair though and her eyes remind me of a blue lagoon.

Randal

heidiwood swallow that all up...

Aside from Heidi Montag having the face of Mccully Culkin mixed in with Neil Patrick Harris, as if she was their love child or some shit, what's up with that hideous ass dress? I don't get it. These celebrities really think it's okay to wear stuff that looks like something Blanch from the Golden Girls would wear. I call that the Blanch-Disco look. All Heidi needs to do now is free-base some Similac to complete the look of "I think I'm young and hot like dress like an 80 year old woman hanging out at a Carson City, NV casino".

Lady Elaine Fairchild from Mr. Rogers.............

HAS ANYONE NOTICE THE RED SPOT ON HER ARM... NEARBY HER SHOLDER... I GUESS IS SOME KIND OF HIT... MAYBE SPENCER ITS BEATING HER TOO HARD!!!

Good lord, she looks like Ben Affleck.

#82 is so right. She looks JUST like Ben Affleck. ummm hilarious. and weird.

I am a girl, blonde, skinny, live in LA, and own a black and white striped dress. Besides that I have NOTHING in common with Heidi Montag. So I totally took a picture of myself a sent it in because for some reason I don't think there's any sane person that would actually apply for this. If I get a call from Heidi's people I'm going to laugh my ass off. I do not look like this girl.

(hey, can you tell that I'm super bored today?)

even with them implants and a nose job and whatever the fuck shes done to herself, she still looks like a man.

her face is not pretty

I suggest sending in a picture of Fabio.

She does have really unattractive implants.

But what struck me was the amount of makeup she is wearing.

I'd like to see her after her face, arms, and chest have been washed to remove the makeup. I doubt that anyone would be able to recognize her (and that would be a good thing!).

Heidiwood do anything for money.

Heidiwood do anything for money.