Mar 24 2008Heidi and Spencer need to get hit by a bus

Then why post these pictures? This is exactly what they want!!! take this shit down

Goofy...

I'd say something mean about them, but it's not nice to pick on the severely retarded. I mean mentally challenged.

They are fucking idiots, but I would still do awful things to Heidi if given the opportunity.

I wish the feroucious Rabbit would rip their fcuking heads off!

LAMEST
SHIT
EVER

jesus look at that mouth in pic #3, you could park a bus in it.

They keep posing for these because you keep posting them. Stop the madness. If I see Heidi with her mouth open in that stupid Jessica Simpson way one more time, I'm putting a lion's head in it. Wait, what?

FUCKING GAY

(words spoken from a bi-guy)

Why does she have her clothes on?

They are both laughing all the way to the bank. Sure, they are making idiots of themselves, and are harming any long term career that they might want to have. But in the short term, the $$$ is rolling in. Make it while you can, because in a couple of years, we will want to see them die with Paris, KK, and other celeb whores who add ZERO value to our national landscape.

Let me drive the bus, OH PLEEEEEZE let me drive the bus. The Congressional Medal Of Valour is all mine at last!

Not that I want to miss the upcoming summer, but a part of me wishes I could speed up the clock. I can't wait to see these fuckers' Kwanza photos.

I'm going to have to come back in for a second comment.

This photoset just makes me RAGE. How can a presumably straight guy degrade himself so much like this? Sure hes getting money for it but he should have put his foot down on wearing the bunny ears.

Americans are copying us Brit's in a way. In the UK trashy tabloid magazines often have these elaborate fake photosets of couples like Katie Price (Jordan) in fancy dress and shit.

Is she wearing white chicklets on her nails?

They both suck hard. Seriously. Neither are attractive, neither have any talent, yet here they are Fish. Stop putting these losers up on your site.

I know people like this. They have to document every fucking second of their attention needy lives and then they e-mail the pictures to you once a week.

"Here we are at blah blah with blah blah for blah blah". ARRRRRRGGG! Fucking spare me, jebus fucking crap it makles me want to take picture of myself taking my morning dumps just so I can send it to them.

"Here's me taking a shit on Monday morning, here's hubby taking a shit of Monday evening ( he doesn't eat enough fibre)."

Enough already with these self important loosers. It's not just celebrities it's a fucking personality defect called attention whoritis and it's fucking nauseating.Its nmost commom among public figures for obvious reasons but, sadly most of us have people like this in our lives and we just can't find the right way to say "GET LOST!" (and they'll neve pick up on your inumerable hints)

who the fuck would let their toddler near these two?

picture 6 is truly disgusting. they know Easter is a religious holiday right, not a chance to put on bunny ears in hopes of getting Hugh Heffner's attention?

I forgot to add

...and they always having those fucking cheesy smiles plastered on their faces. They couldn't take a candid picture if their lives depended on it.

da ah hahahahahahaha.

ah hahahaha.

Awww, they're sweeter than Yoohoo.
Cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.

*throws up*

I agree #14 Guy. I would punch any man that wore bunny ears. Unless he bought me a shot of whiskey.. Then I'd just laugh behind his back.. and then punch him..

WTF America! What is this? Who are these people?

Wow...just, wow. Is it wrong to pray for cancer for the both of them?

FIRST!!!!

@17 More disturbing than letting a toddler near these two fuckballs are the pictures without the toddler. Where did she go? I can just see these two shits telling the little girl to stand off alone while they take some couples pics.

@20 Here's your Jameson, and watch the fists. I'm just wearing socks over my horns.

Dear Bear Trap Fairy:

Please visit Heidi and Spencer..........very very soon.

Thanks. All the best.
Jrz

Nice fucking shorts.

Those two make me want to shove sharp knives into both eyes. Get them the fuck out of here.

MR. FISH,
TAKE DOWN THESE PHOTOS.

Ronald Reagan

Seriously why do you even put these jackasses on your site....LAME!!

A bus? Superfish you are being FAR too kind. How about a train? An active grenade? A nuclear missile? Oprah's ass? A huricane? The fist of God? Another ugly stick? A lawsuit from the public? Rosie O'donells's ass?

Come now there are much biggger, better, and deadlier things these A-holes could get hit with than a bus. Kids ride buses, many of them are bright yellow, they usually travel at modest speeds and they just aren't suited to destroy this kind of heinous douchery.

Funny how they forgot to take the tags off the bunny and the basket.

She's a horse-face drippy cunt bag. Those ears are too funny. Like she needs to be any uglier!?!? Your big stupid mouth can neatly hold my hot steamy turd. PLEASE kill yourselves!! PLEASE!!!

Spencer: Ha! We fooled 'em again Heidi!

Heidi: Do these shoes make my legs look fat?

Spencer: That fake breaking up thing, then our unique ability to pose candidly, I mean it's not our fault we're so photogenic, right babe?

Heidi: These new boobs feel really small in this dress.

Spencer: You're probably right, tupperware tits. I bet we get the cover of People next week. So awesome!

Heidi: I want a carrot. And a sugar cube. And someone to brush my mane, um, I mean hair.

#15: Just a reminder, the site's called the SUPERFICIAL (becuase you're ugly) for a reason. Duh.

HORSE HORSE HORSE FACE!!!
These pics look like Spencer made a visit for a day out at the retard asylum.
Here's your ears Heidi...now go jump around like the brain damaged skank you are..

The grusome twosome!

These two fuckos definitely have some mental issues going on. Can't wait until they release a "sex tape" of them together. It'll probably be one of the best choreographered films out there.

They need to get hit by a bus alright, a prison bus transporting the bunny raping Los Bunny Fuckas gang to prison...
Never have I wanted to donkey punch someone so hard or so often. I'd still bang Heidi, but only if I knew it would make her mad.

wow, she's obviously still very upset about the death of her step-brother. these two are the biggest shit stains. and those shoes - what the crap are those?!

I bet Spencer is quite familiar with eggs. The vibrating kind.

@24- hahaha @ the sock horns!!

PS: dammit FRIST!! You're right!! I didn't even spell Randal right!!

PSS: Has anyone ever heard these two talk? I can only imagine her high pitched 6 year old voice..... and he must have "that's fantabulous" in his daily vocabulary..

It's funny how angry people get when these two get a post. I personally enjoy the pics...they're hilarious! More gaping mouth please!!

Holy shit, her mouth looks like a cartoon character's in that main picture. Such a strange looking person

Her mouth is always hanging wide open, she looks like a retard. Sexy?? Nope. Desperate and stupid? Oh yeah.

42- even his hair is mad at him for that fucking part.. if ever there was a douchefucker..

i hate them!!!!!!!!!!! get a life!!

If only they could have shot these photos, sans the kid, in minefield.

Veggi (#41): Never heard them speak, but to hear Heidi sing is like the heavens parting and angels soaring, then taking a look at her and vomiting hard.

For your sampling of heaven but don't eat beforehand:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVpPEiGEgNY

i hate them!!!!!!!!!!! get a life!! Heidi, if your so consumed on you, and what you look like all the time, next time pick a better dress( although i'll give you credit, the fakeness is actually covered this time). and spencer...your just a douche bag..i could kick your A$$.

They're actually Donkey ears. Hey world it's International ASS Day and here are your ASS day embassadors; King and Queen Assface.

Seriously though these asstards are fucking useless, lookit you fucking carrot eating donkeys, you're supposed to carry the kid on your backs. Fucking worthless mules. Even for donkeys these creatures are fucking hideous. Go back to the petting zoo douchebags.

These two exist so that no matter how pathetic or useless or vapid we become, we can take heart in knowing that that there are two douchebags that are bigger than the douchebag that would be created if all the douchebags on this site were joined into one big bag of douchiness.

What I like more than photo number 6 where they are about to get it on in bunny ears is photo number 7... jack ass for some reason has picked up bimbo and if you look behind them you see his niece's foot. Yup, running on concrete right next to a big metal pole... i hope they never reproduce.

They make me feel good and right about life..

.. because they are such jerk offs and their stupidity makes me feel giddy inside. Feels real good. 'Cept the part where my skin crawls. All good!

They look so fucking stupid. I don't care if they're making money I would be so embarassed. Also, if I see one more cover of US Weekly with either lauren or heidi on it I'm probably going to blow up their headquarters. Seriously, thats a threat.

spencer suffers from douchebagitis..

At least she's wearing hooker shoes.

I wish they would have been a bit more religious and handled poisonous snakes..

It's tragic. Her mouth could fit both balls and cock - while erect. Yet the only sex they have involves her jazz hands disappearing into his ass. And that's only when she wants him to say the right things during an interview.

I hope all the Peeps that she has in that Easter Baster turn into Creeps (Giant Monster Rabbits) on Halloween and kill them both.

So that's supposed to be his niece? I thought it was his secret child. She looks EXACTLY like him.

The funniest part is that Spencer molested the kid later that day.

Seriously any piece of her he is getting can't be worth looking this stupid? Can it? Is any piece of ass anywhere worth looking like a moron all the time?? I just can't believe it would be worth it ... there is no dick out there splendid enough for me to do anything like he does ...

"(words spoken from a bi-guy)"

Now that's just gluttony. Pick a hole and stick with it.

plastic douche fucker...
vapid plastic douche fucker...
no, that still doesn't capture the essence of these two. i'm at a loss.
vapid plastic ass-douche fucker... am i getting closer?

@64 How about giant vapid plastic ass-douche fucker??

Fucking famewhores with their stupid plastered dummy grins on their faces. I'd like to run in there with a chainsaw. Asswipes. Candid my ass.

she has had so much plastic surgery she doesnt even look human anymore..that pic with her mouth wide open she looks like a who from who-ville...what the heck these people are assholes!

Hey Veggi, that wasn't me above. And I didn't know it was YOU trying to troll Randal, was funny though.

All I have to say is I hope she develops an alcohol problem, at least the photos will be funnier..

I hate these two. No more posts about them please.

@64 Meh, admittedly over the top, but how about...

Lord Shallowton Fawke and Lady Vapidia Cuntia of the Grand Duchy of New Douchefuckland?

They`ve actually made themselves look even more retarded than their valentines pics..I didnt think that was possible.

This reminds me of donnie darko but even creepier

I'd still like to fuck Heidi up the ass before Fish threw her in front of a bus though...!!!

What is WRONG with her. She poses like a retard getting ready to go down on a horse.

Christ. That kid looks like a PhD candidate compared to her.

I don't think that's Heidi? I mean it's a douchey as her, but I think maybe that's really not her. Or she's just had WAY too much surgery.

*BARF*

that POOR POOR child....

51 = hilarious

are you sure thats hiedi it doesnt really look like her....that is weird...but i'd swear that it wasnt heidi

There are no word strong enough that could describe how these two drive me angry. I don't know why, I see them and I could just punch them in the face until I pass out. What is wrong with them? God...

Douche and bag.

Someone should tell them that they are not at the Sears Portrait Studio.

In good time she will pose for playboy.

wow. Apparently the only ones they are fooling are themselves. When did the Short Bus stop coming by their house? That's pretty fucked up.

She is a pigeon toed dick.

that chick is a fucking idiot.. and that guy is a total pussy to pose with bunny ears.. fuckin' pansy. .

the redsnapper

Holy Shit. I thought the Valentine's "candids" were nauseating enough. That guy is THE biggest douch on the planet - what guy would pose in bunny ears like that - get some self respect, you fucking toolbag. And she looks like a total fool with that moronic, fake-ass grin and plastic surgery. Too bad she can't buy some self-esteem.

LOSERS.

EYEBLEACH NEEDED IMMEDIATELY. 911 911 911

Please wait for them to actually get HIT by the bus before posting any more pictures of this limp-dick and his leash-minder. I don't know who is more zombified, him or Katie. Of course Katie has a reason to be, this wilting lily doesn't.

These are pathetic. I thought Heidi just tragically lost a brother to a freak accident - she certainly doesn't look like she's mourning.

I hope they read TMZ.

//waving to LD and DB
///that's Limp Dick and Douche Bag

I don't see anything wrong with these pics.

They are merely telling us that the apocalypse is upon us. There's no other explanation for how these people are "famous."

I'm looking forward to the Heidi and Spencer Pratt 2009 calendar.

Is that a rent-a-kid???

They are the biggest fucking losers on the planet! They think we're taking pictures because we love them...but we're taking pictures because they look so damn ridiculous!

The more I see of these pair of complete fucktards the more I want to smash their cuntish faces in with a house brick.

earth to Sherry- YES it's Heidi.

Stupidest pictures, couple, people... EVER.

wtf.

It's kinda obvious they're posing considering they're looking straight into the camera in every picture, so plastic.
I wonder where they rented that kid from....

LAME! AND SHE LOOKS COMPLETELY ANO!!! EAT SOMETHING HEIDI - YOU LOOK AWFUL

LAME! AND SHE LOOKS COMPLETELY ANO!!! EAT SOMETHING HEIDI - YOU LOOK AWFUL

She needs to be thrown into a porno with Mandingo (wiki him)

seriously, take this shit down.

Fish Dude:

Please don't post anymore pictures of these people unless they are splattered on a sidewalk. They aren't going away when YOU KEEP PUTTING THEIR PICTURES ON YOUR SITE.

Thank you.

Heidi is my favorite. She looks so cute. I love her. I saw her on "w e a l t h yR o m a n ce.c o m" last week. Is she single now? Just curious.

I am so ashamed to me blonde and white ... got me some hair dye and a knife.

The fakest couple in Hollywood

http://carahurley.blogspot.com

I doubt they were ever in love. She works for his publicity-seeking company.

If i am not mistaken, i saw their profiles on a celebrity dating site called

WEALTHYLOVES.c o m where people can find their perfect matches or quality

friendships. maybe they know each other here.

whitewomensuck.blogspot.com

Because white women still suck.

Did they kidnap that poor child?

I feel so bad for these two ugly bastards. They pay for every snap shot that exists of them- so, so, so pathetic.

god help us

faggotry at its finest

Heidi's hideous mug doesn't do too well in the sun. I mean she always looks like ass but this takes it to a new level.

Whitney Port is by a fair margin the hottest girl overall on The Hills.

They are so bad they are brilliant, BRAVO!!

I wish she would break up with this asshole tomorrow and start dating OJ Simpson.

these 2 fags brother & sister? they look a lot alike. her friggin mouth is as big as my ass. she looks stupid as shit with it flopped open that big. My ass looks stupid when it is open that big too. He has a gay fake ass smile too. And the kid needs punched in the mouth for not punching them in the mouth.

They are so fucking ugly it makes my eyes bleed.

I agree a bus would do the job!

punch n' fuck. or just punch n' punch. whatever.

attention seeking ugly fakes.
I agree take this shit down in giving these freaks this attention you are encouraging them.

Prat is the right fucking word for this loser and his slut fake girlfriend.

So happiness .I am wondering if their love can last so long?I just saw her in millonaire dating site "WealthyLoving.com".Dose she really searching her new lovein this site?

These two make me want to run barbed wire across my eyeballs!

Why must the media continue to print these two twits? Stop posting them, douf.

Why must the media continue to print these two twits? Stop posting them, douf.

Looks like Donny Osmond.

Spencers shoes.

Take them off your site, please. They make me sick! Haven't seen their show, and will never do.

How can u live in California and be so pale?

That kids gonna go home and tell her mom all about playing with the pretty horsey...

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Those two are as fake as horse face's tits!

I am so over this gay shit. it's ugly.

Kill those bastards

it's so gay.
Is rape still legal???

the lil girl is gonna grow up like brit brit if she keeps on hanging out with em

wtf is wrong with heidi's lower left leg in number three...a fatty lump? must be the only fat deposit in her body that's not been sucked out.

I hate these dumb fucks! I have herpes too!
swrightatcardiomemsdotcom

i think plastic surgery did wonders for her because she was fuckin ugly before but shes still a loser along with her boy

i think plastic surgery did wonders for her because she was fuckin ugly before but shes still a loser along with her boy

i think plastic surgery did wonders for her because she was fuckin ugly before but shes still a loser along with her boy

where did the kid come from?

Hollywood is full of fake shit, but these have got to be the biggest posers I've ever heard of. Superficial writer, I'm looking into renting a bus right now!

PLEASE STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THESE PEOPLE

Ugh it looks like they're posing for a Sears catalogue. And they're constantly looking at the camera.

if you can't resist posting their stupid ass photos and then hear all of us moan and groan, post them photoshopped...like replace Heidi's mouth with a ridiculously large vulva...and undress Spencer and have his man parts removed so as to make im look like a Ken doll. I feel like slicing the implants out of that chest of hers and feed it to Spencer, kung pao style.

I don't think I've ever read a more appropriate headline such as this.