Mar 26 2008Heather Mills can't live on $48.6 million
Let's say you just won $48.6 million. What would be the first thing you would do? Me? After pissing my pants, I'd run around town throwing hundred bills at squirrels. Then come back under the cover of darkness and kick their asses until they gave it back. As for Heather Mills the first thing she did is hire forensic accountants to pore over Paul McCartney's assets because, apparently, she can't get by on $48.6 million. Of course, she's mainly concerned about her daugher Bea. I mean, how can she raise a child on such meager funds? The Daily Mail reports:
"Heather's thinking is that Bea should not be seen to have a different lifestyle when she is with Heather compared to Paul - and she is going about proving that is not possible. "Heather is hoping Paul will discretely make a payment to her annually rather than want to go back to court and rake all this up again."
I don't want to point fingers and call Heather Mills a gold digger. But if you opened the trunk of her car you'd probably find a pick ax and, let's be real, a dead prospector. I'm not saying Heather Mills strangled him for his claim, but I'm also not saying he wasn't beaten with a wooden leg.
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Reader Comments
1. deacon jones - March 26, 2008 1:12 PM
OMG! First! YES!!
2. lipper - March 26, 2008 1:13 PM
loser, lol
Damn, does she wash that hair? Nasty bitch!
3. Quinn - March 26, 2008 1:14 PM
She's a genius.
A heartless gold digging bitch, but genius.
4. Anne - March 26, 2008 1:14 PM
You don't need to wash your hair when you wear a two tone suit that is half denim.
5. BunnyButt - March 26, 2008 1:15 PM
Bacon!!
Damn, I didn't make the bacon comment.
6. Ash - March 26, 2008 1:15 PM
um... can someone just please do society a favor and give this chick a labotomy... seriously
7. lipper - March 26, 2008 1:15 PM
Seriously, did she sew her own suit together? Its freakish... what does it remind me of!?
8. meh - March 26, 2008 1:16 PM
Paul,
Just pay me half that and I'll make her disappear.
That is all.
9. Anne - March 26, 2008 1:17 PM
Half man, half woman Halloween costumes.
10. lipper - March 26, 2008 1:17 PM
But seriously, she has MILLIONS and can't wash her hair or buy her own suit. She really IS nuts. Certifiable.
11. Ash - March 26, 2008 1:17 PM
it's called trendsetting people, you know ... like when you sew dead babies together and wear them for a dress... Heather Mills is a revolutionary
12. Jimbo - March 26, 2008 1:18 PM
I am worth a little more than 48.6 million and I completely understand where Heather is coming from. I find it very difficult to live on that little amount of money..
13. lipper - March 26, 2008 1:19 PM
I think her suit represents her half sane side, and her absolutely off her rocks side. Ok. I get it now! *rolls eyes* To think she's raising his daughter.
14. D. Richards - March 26, 2008 1:20 PM
Heather mills has one leg. Ha-Ha-Ha!
She was struck by a car! Ha-Ha-Ha!
15. daveed - March 26, 2008 1:20 PM
this fuckin biatch needs to find a nice grassy knoll somewhere and die in it. she can probably afford to move to the shire now with all that cash.
16. lipper - March 26, 2008 1:21 PM
I just reread this, and laughed when she said that 70,000 is NOT enough to raise her daughter. My god, how DO we common folk ever get by? No one thinks of US! I'm pissed!! I need support dammit!!!! *stomps off mad*
17. Ted Mosby - March 26, 2008 1:23 PM
"Egads! I can't live on on this pittance"
18. fergernauster - March 26, 2008 1:24 PM
Look, kidz. It's his fault for marrying this wing-nut & "thinking" solely with his dessicated wang.
End of story.
Pay up, Paulie.
19. deacon jones - March 26, 2008 1:24 PM
Typically gold digging piece of shit whore
At least it's a Brit this time, so all the English folk can't use their "You Americans..." opening line
20. sexxxxxxxxxxxx - March 26, 2008 1:25 PM
#11 fuckin hilarious!!
someone please make this nasty gold digger disappear?? please?!?!
and what the fuck is up with her face?
21. lipper - March 26, 2008 1:25 PM
I SPIT on 48 million, I spit!!!!
Not worthy of my beautiful man suit of many different colors. Its my rainbow suit to finally show the world I'm a lesbian woman. And I wear rainbows now.. I am beautiful in my man rainbow suit and greasy stringy hair. Love me!!!!
22. Dee - March 26, 2008 1:27 PM
I hope greedy and over paid Heather just goes away. I am a huge Beatles fan, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, and George Harrison fan as well.
I hope greedy and over paid Heather just goes away. I am a huge Beatles fan, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, and George Harrison fan as well.
I would like to dedicate this music video to Heather "We Can Work It Out":
(They have great close ups of dreamy Paul and John)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlaruattvgs
I also like this version of "We Can Work it Out" because John gets Paul to belly laugh at the end. They are both extremely talented and dreamy icons. John sometimes likes to goof around while performing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC5ShI6HNf0
23. deaon jones - March 26, 2008 1:29 PM
I hung out with John once at a hotel room party. That man is wild I tell you. We got to know each other pretty well.
24. Harmonov - March 26, 2008 1:31 PM
Here's a hint, peg leg - Get a fucking job. Perhaps you should work for your millions. I see a bright future in porno for you - chick's with one leg are exotic. There's a niche and everything for you. Some dude really dig that shit.
Or perhaps the world will get lucky and another driver will hit you, but this time you'll lose your cunty, whiny mouth.
Is there really much difference between having $48.6 million and $250 million, anyway? It's not like it's $48,600 and $250,000 we're talking here.
If I could only smash this bitch in the face. Twice.
May termites descend en masse on her wooden leg when she's not looking and while near the Grand Canyon or some equally rocky crevass. Watch your step, Heather...
25. rosa parx - March 26, 2008 1:34 PM
my clit hurts.
26. Anonymous - March 26, 2008 1:37 PM
Dee:
I like you. You know your Beatle history.
27. FRIST!!! - March 26, 2008 1:41 PM
What? She has a wooden leg? Sweet..
28. Poor - March 26, 2008 1:41 PM
She cant afford to wear nice clothes. It is pretty rude to make fun of someone's clothes if they cant afford anything else. Seriously......
29. deacon jones - March 26, 2008 1:42 PM
@24
Good one! You remember the Steve-O story I see!
30. rosa parx - March 26, 2008 1:45 PM
I had tacos for lunch. Now I have to shit.
31. Ed - March 26, 2008 1:46 PM
Compared to his total worth, the settlement amount was really low, so she'd hopping mad.
32. samuel - March 26, 2008 1:47 PM
best...photo...ever....
33. UCrawford - March 26, 2008 1:50 PM
McCartney's fault for violating what should be the number one rule of all wealthy celebrities...never, never, never, never, never, never, never get married to someone you met after you earned your money without a prenup. Hell, why get married at all? $800 million may not buy you love, but you can definitely get a top-notch rental.
34. Tony - March 26, 2008 1:54 PM
If she keeps this up, at some point she'll need to replaced a shattered prosthetic leg and get some shards removed from her rectum.
35. Jade - March 26, 2008 1:56 PM
By this idiotic greedy woman's reasoning, Kevin Federline should have all of Britney's money so that her children, while in his custody, are living the same life they're accustomed to while with Britney.
How many other children benefit from $48.5mil or $800mil? This woman is honestly dingy (although it isn't that, it is that she just wants as much money as she can get) if she thinks that her child's life will be lacking while living with her (or if it is lacking, it is because her mother is a psycho gold digger). Her daughter won't know anything is wrong unless her mother tells her she is lacking. Which in this case, it wouldn't surprise me if this child has to hear each and every day of her life how bad a father she has.
36. rosa parx - March 26, 2008 1:57 PM
I only gave birth three months ago and am still in lactal mode. My boyfriend wants to taste and suckle the milk. What do I do???
37. John Lennon (via grave) - March 26, 2008 1:57 PM
Heather,
Suck my embalmed tool long and hard you encrusted rotten bag of whore
PS All you need is lube...lube
38. JImbo - March 26, 2008 1:57 PM
Rub rub rub one out
Rub rub rub one out
39. Trover - March 26, 2008 1:59 PM
If she keeps this insanity up, she is gonna lose the right to raise her daughter, too, and Paul will take over for her full time. She is bat shit crazy. Her daughter will be fine, we all know it, except HM is making golddiggers look really bad here. I think her head is too far up her rectum for her to see any daylight.
40. Mandy - March 26, 2008 2:02 PM
GOOD FOR HER! The courts are male-dominated and always side with the guy. She got way less than she deserved, and she's not going to put up with that like the passive submissive little girl that all men want (because they can't handle a real woman). I hope she ties him down with financial battles until he dies.
41. justifiable - March 26, 2008 2:03 PM
God, look at that face. Where's a bogus Argentinian doctor with a syringe full of industrial-grade silicone when you need one?
42. Champ - March 26, 2008 2:04 PM
Fuck her, and fuck you Mandy. Get a life AND a job you gravy trainers.
Hopefully the $49m can get her something nicer than the Benetton Leisure Suit she is wearing.
43. rosa parx - March 26, 2008 2:04 PM
I let my dog sniff and lick me down there once.
Am I going to hell?
44. more please - March 26, 2008 2:05 PM
I really hope that this story keeps getting press. I hope that she keeps pushing and pushing and we keep hearing all the gory details.
Why?
Because it'll make men smarter when thinking about marriage. The more news we hear about this, the better.
Guys, take note. I know you aren't a former Beatle, but you better learn to protect yourself. Don't be an idiot and put all the things you worked so hard for at risk for a piece of pussy. Only stupid, naive teenagers think like that.
If you get married without a prenup, and you live in Community Property state, your (ex)wife can take half of everything earned during the marriage. EVERYTHING including property, interest earned, retirement accounts (that's right, YOUR retirement account that she paid zero dollars into), EVERYTHING.
This does not include spousal AND child support (disclaimer : you will have to pay child support no matter what, even if you have it in the prenup).
So, that's what you have to look forward to if you are stupid enough to get married without a prenup and even stupider if you have a kid with her.
Guys, GROW UP !!! You better learn the reality of the rules before you play the game. Marriage ain't about "feelings", it's about the daily grind of living life with another person all day/every day.
45. Auntie Kryst - March 26, 2008 2:06 PM
Rosa, shut the fuck up and move to the back of the bus.
46. deacon jones - March 26, 2008 2:08 PM
@41
Mandy, you piece of stinking fucking shit.
If you're so worried about being a real women, you would denounce her taking her husband's money and getting a fucking real job and supporting herself, you fucking confused bimbo dike
47. nipolian - March 26, 2008 2:08 PM
Mandy - You have recently been analized against your will, haven't you?
48. jakebarnes - March 26, 2008 2:10 PM
Fuck her. She doesn't deserve shit. You know how when a violent crime is committed on the news and all the black people get mad if the perp is black? They say it makes them look bad? Well I bet the one-legged population is pissed.
49. Randall - March 26, 2008 2:11 PM
Heather, dear, do not fret. I think you look ravishing, still... even after your lovetorn turn with Sir Paul who obviously took your lovely self to the cleaners.
Your suit, your hair... stunning. Fabulous! And your little princess will be well looked after, I am certain. You still have the strong support of all us believers backing you in your valid claims. How strong a woman you are!
All the best and every success. Stay strong.
Randall
50. Obama - March 26, 2008 2:11 PM
You are ready for real change, Auntie.
51. FRIST!!! - March 26, 2008 2:14 PM
and by sweet I mean no other leg to hit my head.
52. rosa parx - March 26, 2008 2:14 PM
My dog is weiner dog. How ironic is that?! When he licked me down there, I was mad first but then strangley.. silent and golden. Man's best firend indeed!
53. Village - March 26, 2008 2:14 PM
The big problem with the $48 million is that she is really only getting $20 mil, the rest is in real estate or stuff. And $20 mil in the bank only throws off $1,200,000 a year, IF SHE DOESN'T spend any of the principal. (She was awarded 14 mil pounds in cash, but she has $4 mil pounds in debts.) She has borrowed 2 mil pounds over 2 years for living expenses, so she is really in a pickle. She has a million pound a year lifestyle, she would like to have a 2 and 1/2 mil pound lifestyle, and the judge has saddled her with a 600,000 pound lifestyle. Oh my. She has a problem.
The judge really screwed her. He let her keep the stuff she already had, and then only gave her 10 million pounds, after repayment of debts. (Remember, gas is $10 a gallon in England.) She could blow through that in five or ten years time, leaving her broke.
We can only hope.
54. Trover - March 26, 2008 2:15 PM
She is complaining about having a miserabe life and being harrassed yet has no clue is is the cause of it all. Just shut up already you stupid gold digging piece of human waste. Her poor daughter is going to be raised by a mother with a brain so septic that she will have no shot at a normal relationship. EVER. HM, and women like her and Mnady, are a scourge on this earth.
55. deacon jones - March 26, 2008 2:16 PM
@45
Well said! I have 4 buddies that are married and they limp thru life on their wife's leash like puppies that just pissed on the floor. Theyre shadows of their former selves and they know it. It's pathetic
56. Hardy Bonjo Lizzardia - March 26, 2008 2:18 PM
She is such a bitch.
57. Trover - March 26, 2008 2:19 PM
SHe lived on much less before Paul. She can and should do it again. And again, thedaughter will bank when Paul dies. this is all about HM, nothing about the daughter. She is so full of it is hilarious.
I wish I had to just live on $1 mill a year. Must be rough.
58. shannon - March 26, 2008 2:20 PM
hahahaha! 56. you are such a loser. Just cause you can't get laid doesn't mean you need to down other peoples relationships. dumbfuck.
59. Jade - March 26, 2008 2:20 PM
#41 Mandy
Hate men much? Let me guess.. you're a womens rights activist who hasn't shaved her legs for a couple decades, right? At the very least you're just suffering from stupidity.
Legal battles aside, I hope you just die. Women like you make the rest of us look bad.
60. Susan - March 26, 2008 2:20 PM
I agree 100% with Mandy. I'm not surprised all you sheep don't. The stories get posted and the writer tilts things one way or the other, and you all follow along...baaaaaaaaaa.....baaaaaaaaaa...
61. BunnyButt - March 26, 2008 2:24 PM
45, goes both ways - prenups protect both partners against losing their assets, not just the men. Believe it or not, there women with more money than the men they marry.
And, given that Heather has made her true personality known to the world at large, I can't imagine any man ever falling in love with her again, so, if she wants to remarry (and she's young enough that she'll probably want to), most likely the guy will be in it for the money, and she'll find herself being "Heather Millsed" when that marriage fails. It'll be interesting to see how she behaves when the shoe is on the other foot (I'd point out the single foot reference, but I know ya'll are smart enough to pick up on it).
62. Xenu's Butler - March 26, 2008 2:24 PM
#56. That is the saddest, yet most true statement I have read today. I love my wife, but she owns me. Women are so controlling, it is pathetic. If they do not get their way, it is emotional hell for you.
63. more please - March 26, 2008 2:25 PM
see guys?
just read the comments of the "females" in here talking about how she "deserves" it. any time you hear somebody defending these types of actions, there's always an undercurrent of "stick it to him for all you can !!" which is pathetic in the truest sense of the word.
how small of a person do you have to be to have that mindset?
64. please someone kill this witch - March 26, 2008 2:28 PM
41 - for what... 4 years?
He made all of his money and his work that he receives royalties from, before he ever knew her!
are you brain dead?
she will be getting 70,000 per year for her child, that is not a onetime payment ...
and this does not include payments for school, he will also pay for that....
Susan and Mandy deserve to be skinned alive.
65. deacon jones - March 26, 2008 2:28 PM
@60 - Good One!
@59 - No, I dont hate women, I just cant stand being around them every spare second nagging the shit out of me. That's why I date the arm candy ones, at least they know not to ask me to go to the mall and pick out tablesets on my Saturday, they know their role -suck my dick when I ask and cook me dinner.
After a year or two I cant even put up despite the great sex, so I kick em to the curb, that's what I do Shannon, you pale, flabby soccer mom
66. deacon jones - March 26, 2008 2:32 PM
@63
Thank you Xenu. Now take that plunge and get the fuck out before you're 85 yrs old sitting in a retirement village regretting you never did
67. Bea - March 26, 2008 2:33 PM
Daddy, I don't want to go to Mummy's house. The caviar smells like fish and the champagne tastes like piss!
68. reality bites - March 26, 2008 2:42 PM
#61
baaaa baaaa back to you, you moron. just like an insecure child to get worked up cause everyone doesn't agree with you. thankfully god had more than one cookie cutter.
you have your asshole and we all have our assholes so don't go getting worked up cause we don't see shit the way you do.
69. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - March 26, 2008 2:45 PM
I hear her award was prorated due to lack of a complete female physique.
70. Pat Conolly - March 26, 2008 2:47 PM
Since Heather likes living large more than Paul, it's not likely the daughter will notice a drop off from being with her dad or her mom. It's not like "I have to leave my dad's mansion now to go back to my poor mom's broken down shanty".
At least until her mom blows through it all.
71. fun with synonyms - March 26, 2008 2:47 PM
"pore over" NOT "pour over"
72. erin - March 26, 2008 2:48 PM
Praising #45 and bashing #41 and 61 only identifies you as a woman hater, since all 3 commenters are saying the same thing: make sure you're the one doing the fucking, not the one getting fucked. It's a cold-hearted, fearful, defensive "philosophy" (if you can call it that) no matter who spouts it. Only bitter losers embrace it.
73. more please - March 26, 2008 2:53 PM
#73
again, the woman gets it wrong.
i am not saying men should be "doing the fucking" instead of "getting fucked".
i am saying men should PROTECT THEMSELVES from "getting fucked"
if you don't know the difference, then there is no hope for you.
74. Jade - March 26, 2008 2:56 PM
Everyone should protect themselves. True love can turn bitter. Our, what, 50%+ divorce rate proves that. Blaming it on either men or women is wrong, as both can be greedy unfair divorcees.
75. more please - March 26, 2008 2:56 PM
me again...
i must say that at least you are honest and are admitting that HM is "fucking" Paul.
thanks for your honesty
76. deacon jones - March 26, 2008 2:56 PM
@73
No Erin, its a fact of fucking life. Men can't stand women, and women cant stand other women, theyre universally despised. Now get a tit job and move to SoCal
77. Arctic - March 26, 2008 3:00 PM
Feminists: Women are "real" and "independent"! BUT, it´s alright to live off an allowance from your man like it´s the 19th century!
Fuck off and die #41 Mandy
78. Ghosts of a billion leeches - March 26, 2008 3:03 PM
what a disgusting cow.
"i need money so my daughter doesnt realize im a talentless whore who cant get "work"". "infact, im so pathetic, i have to lie to my child just to validate my feigned self respect"
79. I have a sense of right and wrong - March 26, 2008 3:07 PM
Erin, Mandy and Susan should be crucified a long with Heather Mills... and I am a woman.
80. Auntie Kryst - March 26, 2008 3:08 PM
@41 Mandy, not all men like their women meek and passive as you say. I prefer a woman with with grit and wit. I also prefer my shirts sharply pressed with light starch at the collar. Get the fuck to it!
81. ixz - March 26, 2008 3:13 PM
If I had that much money I'd buy a shit load of weed, hell I could probably have a weed farm (not in this retarded country) and be high as shit the rest of my life while mass dealing... now that would be beautiful.
I don't give a fuck if she had sex with Paul, Paul was a fucking Beatle! I'd fuck him simply because he was a fucking Beatle!... I don't know that's just me... but apparently she loved him... I'd just fuck him because of his status. #41, you're a fucking idiot, if anything she's degrading to women because she's being a money loving, gold digging, jobless little bitch... fucking idiot feminists have no fucking clue what they're talking about... Heather doesn't deserve millions, Paul fucking made that money, he was part of a huge musical movement, Heather loved and had sex with him... which if you're really twisted at thinking can mean prostitution. HAHAHAHA!
82. The Laughing God - March 26, 2008 3:21 PM
@ rosa parx: Yes let him take a few quaffs and no you won't go to hell, doesn't exist.
@ Mandy: I hope some club footed midget head butts you in the vagina and then he and his buddies play "Snow White vs the Seven Drawfs" on your ass for the rest of your natural life.
Somebody please kill Heather Mills!! They killed JFK, Malcom X, Martin Luther King, surely someone can get to this thing.
83. Jimmy Hat - March 26, 2008 3:21 PM
Would someone please let Mark David Chapman out of jail for the weekend and tell him that he is Heather Mills.. not John Lennon..
84. erin - March 26, 2008 3:21 PM
No no no, you're right, I'm wrong. There's no hatred here at all:
"again, the woman gets it wrong."
"Men can't stand women"
"Erin, Mandy and Susan should be crucified"
No hatred at all.
But, unlike others who despair about "what's wrong with the world" when reading this stuff, it doesn't bother me at all. Brave, aggressive, violent anonymous internet commenters eventually turn off the computer and go back - meekly - into the world, unable to cause harm even if they somehow managed to summon the courage to try.
85. whatever - March 26, 2008 3:24 PM
@ 74 - She got it wrong because she's a dumbass, not because she is a woman.
Mandy, Heather Mills, and anyone else who is all for screwing men over because they think that men just want "passive submissive" women = stupid cunts. (Take your little whiny rant about how demeaning the word "cunt" is, and shove it up your ass.) There should be a special hell for people like Heather Mills, regardless of gender.
Look, the bottom line is this. Regardless of whether you are a woman or a man, you need to protect your assets. It does go both ways, and there are men as well as women who are opportunists and will rip someone a new asshole in a divorce. This has nothing to do with gender, it simply boils down to how greedy and/or spiteful a person is.
To all of you women who are crying about men being the enemy, here's my advice, as a woman: STOP DATING LOSERS. STOP VICTIMIZING YOURSELF. SEEK THERAPY TO GET THROUGH YOUR DADDY ISSUES. Every woman should be able to support herself without sucking resources from a man or anyone else for that matter. If you don't fall into that category and you're bitter about it, it's your own goddamn fault.
86. By the way - March 26, 2008 3:30 PM
@ 41 Mandy, fyi just because many Judges are male doesn't mean they're "male-dominated" and "always side with the guy". In fact, in Canada, the total opposite is true. Judges are more likely to side with the woman than the man because she is always seen as the "primary care giver" or whatever. So don't make up shit just to try to prove a point. Thanks.
87. jrz - March 26, 2008 3:33 PM
There's gotta be a "It's Gonna Cost Him an Arm and Leg....or Just a Leg" Joke in here somewhere..............
88. Jaffo - March 26, 2008 3:34 PM
Is it wrong to ask God to give this gold-digging bitch pussy cancer?
89. Anonymous - March 26, 2008 3:34 PM
more please #45: EXCELLENT post. And all true. I was lucky....my divorce only cost me around $4,000, and believe me, it was worth every penny. That $4,000 was the amount of credit card bills we accumulated during the "marriage" ( I prefer to call it a "clusterfuck"), so I got off pretty easy. No alimony, no child support......thank God. It could have been much, much worse. I'll never get married again, and kids are out of the question.
90. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - March 26, 2008 3:34 PM
#81- My all time favorite email chain picture:
http://pintumbler.org/Misc/eek/iron-my-shirt.jpg
I think someone, just for shits and giggles, should put a wheel on Heather Mill's fake leg. I'd probably choke laughing. I also wonder if she gets half off on pedicures.
91. Sheva - March 26, 2008 3:34 PM
Mills gets a global record divorce settlement for four years of married life and now she's crying about the tens of millions payout.
Someone is going to off this bitch for free. Wow is she a despicable piece of shit. Her and her lackeys on this thread.
Good I read it. Just to remind me of the cold hearted bitches out there.
92. Anonymous - March 26, 2008 3:36 PM
Randal,
It's a good thing you are nowhere near me, because I would beat you to within an inch of your life, you worthless little gay boy.
93. sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxx - March 26, 2008 3:46 PM
Randall, Rosa, and Mandy.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
94. KiKi - March 26, 2008 3:47 PM
#93
We know Randall has bad taste because he thinks Kim is hot and not fat lol!
Anonymous; you are OK in my book.
95. erin - March 26, 2008 3:51 PM
"I'll never get married, and kids are out of the question."
Well, both of those go without saying here, re: male commenters...
96. The Laughing God - March 26, 2008 3:52 PM
@ rosa parx: Yes let him take a few quaffs and no you won't go to hell, doesn't exist.
@ Mandy: I hope some club footed midget head butts you in the vagina and then he and his buddies play "Snow White vs the Seven Drawfs" on your ass for the rest of your natural life.
Somebody please kill Heather Mills!! They killed JFK, Malcom X, Martin Luther King, surely someone can get to this thing.
97. Auntie Kryst - March 26, 2008 3:54 PM
@91 I love that picture too, it always makes me laugh. I was thinking about it when I wrote that post.
98. Andrea - March 26, 2008 3:58 PM
I agree with #85. This site has lots of male commenters who vent hatred toward women, over and over again, but it's not anything to worry about because in real life, these guys get stomped.
99. The Truth!!!! - March 26, 2008 4:02 PM
Man is not complete until he's married, and then he's finished!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the most significant cause for a women's loss of sexual desire?
Wedding Cake!
100. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - March 26, 2008 4:03 PM
#99 - That's just not true! I always strike my woman with an open hand, never a closed fist, and always from the palm side, never knuckles up. Geez, you're a female version of Jerimiah Wright...
101. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - March 26, 2008 4:05 PM
And I didn't marry my fiance for years, because I didn't wanna stop getting blowjobs.
102. Anonymous - March 26, 2008 4:05 PM
Kiki #95: Thank you.
Erin #96: I said I'd never get married AGAIN. Once was more than enough. And I was a step-dad for the time I was married, so I know the kid routine fairly well. Great kid, it was the mother I had the problems with.
103. Grunion - March 26, 2008 4:13 PM
48.6 mil buys a fuckload of bacon.
104. deacon jones - March 26, 2008 4:26 PM
@99
What gets stomped, our hopes and dreams?? I know the dispenser on the bottle of Jergens lotion gets stomped, a lot, when youre married.
Thats why we get blowjobs from our trashy secretaries at work, silly
105. 23apples - March 26, 2008 4:41 PM
Doesn't want any differences, huh? Well then, I guess she should have Paul come in and decorate her house the same exact way his is decorated. Get all the same furniture, dishes, silverware, light fixtures... oh and don't forget to duplicate the house that he lives in! That Bea isn't even going to realize that her parents are divorced!
106. JM - March 26, 2008 4:44 PM
She needs the extra money to pay for the best agent in the business. She's hoping he will help her get a leg up on the competition.
Yep, I said it. I'll see Mandy and all you other succubus bitches in hell. It's hilarious that you want to be seen as equals unless there is a kid and spousal support on the line. That's when the "I'm helpless" mentality kicks into high gear.
107. Tapeworm - March 26, 2008 4:50 PM
I should rip off her other leg and beat her with it.
Heather, let it be.....
108. Polly Pureheart - March 26, 2008 5:00 PM
Idea: Paul gets to beat her to fucking death with her fake leg and we give the $50 million to a bunch of poor kids - instead of it going to one super spoiled kid and her cunt mother. Yes? yes. *golf claps*
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
109. Anonymous - March 26, 2008 5:04 PM
The Truth #100:
That first line is one of my favorites, and oh so true!
110. JakeDaSnake - March 26, 2008 5:09 PM
what a fucking dick! did u tour the world? were you part of the biggest band in history? answer Heather is NO!.... did u do anything apart from open your Leg(s) and have a former beatle produce a child with you?! heres the thing... You can do alot of charity and still be a money hungry talentless dick......you Heather are living proof
111. Patrick - March 26, 2008 5:16 PM
Part of you has to love a cooze that is so utterly oblivious to the fact that she is such a fucking cooze. Fucking cooze.
112. Vencia - March 26, 2008 5:51 PM
"Thats why we get blowjobs from our trashy secretaries at work, silly"
From that phrasing, clearly they're MALE secretaries. Oh, you little scamps!
Hahaha...internet weenies...gotta love 'em!
113. Lamuella - March 26, 2008 6:03 PM
Hey, heather, you want more money to keep your daughter in the style to which she is accustomed? Have you considered GETTING A JOB, YOU GOLD DIGGING WHORE?
114. bridget - March 26, 2008 6:20 PM
pore over, numbnuts.
115. Cindy - March 26, 2008 6:29 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
SOAK THAT LAME FUCKER, HEATHER! YOU GO GRRRL!
He doesn't deserve to keep any of it.
116. Abbazabba - March 26, 2008 7:04 PM
You worthless ignorant cunts... do you not exist until marriage, only needing to be coddled for ever after? Any spouse male or female should never get a dime of wealth earned prior to the relationship.
117. Superduper Cuntorific! - March 26, 2008 7:09 PM
Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the fridge
118. hncreature - March 26, 2008 8:06 PM
If you look "CUNT" up in the dictionary I wouldn't be surprised to see Heather's picture there
119. Photo Ads - March 26, 2008 8:07 PM
Nasty cow.
120. meme - March 26, 2008 8:14 PM
I am assuming this is 48 million British Pounds which would be nearly 100 million US Dollars. Yeah, I can see why she'd have trouble living off of that.
121. my comment - March 26, 2008 8:49 PM
What a ridiculous c--t!
122. jeric - March 26, 2008 9:08 PM
Uhhh... that'd be "pore over"... not "pour over".
Other than that, "The Superficial" is always a blast!
123. jeric - March 26, 2008 9:08 PM
Uhhh... that'd be "pore over"... not "pour over".
Other than that, "The Superficial" is always a blast!
124. Stabby - March 26, 2008 9:13 PM
I wish someone would finally stab her.
125. Tom Leykis - March 26, 2008 9:25 PM
After seeing how Heather Mills has behaved and reading some of the comments by some of the women here, the conclusion is obvious: men, especially successful men, should NEVER get married. Forget the pre-nup, just don't get married. Marriage benefits children and women, but there is little benefit to men, and the "benefits" are far outweighed by the sacrifices, costs, and risks.
It has nothing to do with "hating women". Boycotting marriage is the only rational and intelligent conclusion a successful man can come to after looking at the 50% divorce rate, the current legal climate, and the attitudes of many/most American women (as demonstrated by Mandy, erin et al above).
Don't hate women. Spend time with them, have sex with them (always wear a condom and always assume they aren't on birth control), but try to avoid spending money on them, don't let them move in with you, and certainly don't marry them. Unless you are a loser like Kevin Federline, then marry them, divorce them, and then give them a taste of their own medicine!
126. MarthaMyDear - March 26, 2008 9:46 PM
What was Paul thinking? What a conniving bitch she is.
127. www - March 26, 2008 10:10 PM
yeaaaaah shes a pro!
128. Rachel - March 26, 2008 10:13 PM
Why wouldn't a woman try to wring every penny out of the worthless guy she's dumping? Just look at all the wannabe domestic abuser comments of the "male" commenters here. Men are pigs and deserve to be left with NOTHING.
129. Lix - March 26, 2008 10:19 PM
Why all the hate on Heather? Why don't you hate Paul? He's the twit that married a much younger woman. Pleeeeeeease don't say he did it for "love"
It was even for both of them but I think that she should get a little more, she earned it.
130. Tom Leykis - March 26, 2008 10:40 PM
Guys, the next time some woman whines to you about your so-called "fear of commitment" read the comments of #129. Rachel and #130. Lix over and over again.
Remember, among the dictionary definitions of "commitment" are "consignment, as to prison" and "confinement to a mental institution or hospital". No wonder men should be "afraid" of "commitment" :-0
Marriage? Just say no!
131. Skip - March 26, 2008 10:59 PM
Gee Rachel, ya think maybe the whorish attitude you just displayed is why we males may make boorish comments? Huh? Yeh loopy whore.
132. Tom Leykis - March 26, 2008 11:02 PM
...and say YESSSSSSSSSS! to sex with other guys! That's what REAL MEN do! None of this smelly pussy bullshit!
133. Tom - March 26, 2008 11:06 PM
whitewomensuck.blogspot.com
134. Rachel - March 26, 2008 11:07 PM
Yes, Skip, I was definitely "asking for it". Just tell the officer that, I'm sure he'll understand and not arrest you.
135. Jade - March 26, 2008 11:17 PM
#130 Lix -
Are you actually dumb enough to imply that Paul somehow tricked this younger woman (lol 40ish) into marrying him, and that she was a victim and didn't know his age or her own age prior to marrying him?
Is that really what you're trying to say? If so, WOW.
If she 'deserves' something, thanks for endorsing whoring to our young children. Girls everywhere will be pleased to know that you encourage them to marry older men under the guise of love just so you can steal their money they earned. Good job!
136. Tom Leykis - March 26, 2008 11:19 PM
#133, sorry , you angry and bitter impostor. As I said before, don't hate women, don't hit them, have sex with them (always with a condom), but don't marry them or let them move in.
#135 Rachel just shows why a man should NEVER let a woman live in his house. Women like Rachel would think nothing of falsely accusing a man of domestic violence and ruining his life. More reasons to avoid marriage and keep women out of your home.
Thanks for proving my points so well, ladies! Keep 'em coming! ;-)
137. gryphon50 - March 26, 2008 11:30 PM
I am a feminist, and I think this is the worst gold-digging b*tch of all time. Yes, I understand that she is going to get some money (because Paul is a complete fool and got involved with her). But $48 million is not enough?? For four years? The man is 64 years old, he spent four years with her and she went after a quarter of his fortune. And that's not enough. It's mind-boggling. The other things I hate about her is she is a complete liar and attention whore. One thing that is good though, is that she always craves fame and approval from the public and she will never get that.
138. Buck K. - March 26, 2008 11:31 PM
I think I could settle for only 10% of that amount. Some people need to realize just how spoiled they are I think.
139. Rachel - March 26, 2008 11:35 PM
Yes, Tom, it was a "false accusation." I accidentally ran into a door, is what happened.
Yes, there's practically an epidemic of false accusations of domestic violence brought against men by women (with accidental bruising and broken bones dating over years). Previously, it was widely recognized that domestic violence is under-reported because the women often fear physical retaliation if they report the abuse, but now Tom has set the record straight. You're a good man, Tom.
140. jFp - March 26, 2008 11:50 PM
People should toss buckets of piss at her!
141. Tom Leykis - March 26, 2008 11:58 PM
Yes, domestic violence occurs. I am not advocating it or excusing it, so please don't try to make straw man arguments. But please don't try to claim that women never lie about domestic violence either. And as for under-reporting, the most under-reported domestic violence is that committed by women against men.
Are you afraid of domestic violence Rachel? All the more reason you shouldn't live with a man. If women would stop living with men and would pay their own rent and utilities, they would avoid domestic abusers and the country would be a better place. See, we agree!
Rachel, if you ended up with a guy who hit you, maybe you should re-evaluate your tastes in men. After all, you picked him, didn't you. Women love bad boys and walk all over nice guys, then call the cops when the bad boy acts badly. Brilliant!
142. Rachel - March 27, 2008 12:26 AM
"And as for under-reporting, the most under-reported domestic violence is that committed by women against men."
Now what kind of person actually believes that? It's so crazy it makes you think...well...hey, wait. She beat you, didn't she, Tom. It explains everything about your comments. You poor thing.
143. Tom Leykis - March 27, 2008 12:51 AM
Sorry Rachel, just because it doesn't fit in with your biased outlook doesn't mean it isn't true. Studies have shown that women and men commit domestic violence with equal frequency, but women complain about it much more then men:
http://news.mensactivism.org/files/research_flyer.pdf
And again, who picked the guy who hit you? You did. Take responsibility for your choices. And stop living with men, because you are obviously a poor judge of character.
You are just proving my point: men should avoid living with women and avoid marrying them. Then every one will be happier, and successful men like Paul McCartney will be able to keep more of their money.
Alimony is like being forced to continue to pay rent for an apartment you no longer live in and that perhaps some other man is living in and enjoying while you pay for it. No marriage, no risk of alimony, it's simple!
144. giselle - March 27, 2008 1:09 AM
why did he have to marry her?? shes ugly too,he has bad taste lol
linda no doubt was the love of his life...
anyways i wonder what would paul this of "the shakers" check this out
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=86347610
145. piggies - March 27, 2008 1:18 AM
Being a woman I absolutely HATE this word, but the first thing I think when I see this woman in the news is, "what a cunt!". She's the only person I've ever called that word....she deserves $48 dollars not 48 million! I do think that wives or in some cases husbands deserve fare settlements but this woman has proven time and time again that she will never be happy with any amount and she really doesn't have a clue what is going on in the world around her - she's a perfect example of an entitleminded attention whore.
146. Tom Leykis - March 27, 2008 1:25 AM
She is getting ONE MILLION DOLLARS PER MONTH OF MARRIAGE and she thinks she should be getting more, and some of the women posting here agree with her!
Men, friends don't let friends get married.
147. IWONKY - March 27, 2008 1:58 AM
#18 - I agree...this awful fuck has a few good songs....but when Heather fucking human Dildo Mills waved her nasty half pussy in his face, he forgot to install a pre-nup....his loss. I never liked Paul anyway...serves him right for harpin' on Yoko.
148. IWONKY - March 27, 2008 2:05 AM
Heather...May a gang of 100 gangbanging whores come after you with 12 ft strap-ons and fuck the shit out of you!!! You suck...but you'd never suck you way out of that one! Bitch.
149. Richard Wm. Narlian - March 27, 2008 2:15 AM
The first mistake that Paul made-was to let his management ,or financial as his soulmanagement sell his catalouge of music,as well soul-
TO MICHAEL FUCKIN' JACKSON !
150. Richard Wm. Narlian - March 27, 2008 2:16 AM
The first mistake that Paul made-was to let his management ,or financial as his soulmanagement sell his catalouge of music,as well soul-
TO MICHAEL FUCKIN' JACKSON !
151. Heather MIlls - March 27, 2008 2:30 AM
It's fucking amazing that Americans are so interested in me...anyway, I'm fucking rich now...but I'm pretty sure more money is available for me. I mean, isn't all the money in the world there just for me??? I mean, look at me...doesn't every man in America want to wank off to my missing pros? Just think, it would be easy to fuck me...I'd just lie there since I don't move much without my leg...I can scoot though...trust me that is somethin' all men should experience at least once...a scootin' snatch...feels good on my anal sacs too.
152. emily farthington - March 27, 2008 4:01 AM
Look, I am large pussied. I aint been laid since the moon done turned red on one of them there eclipse thingys. I am sorry if I am ignorant and pathetic. I am just frustrated.
Yet again, how unexpected. Another fat joke. Store brand ice cream? You say that as if I even like ice cream. I don't like milk or milk products in general. Diet dr pepper? God, you have horrible taste in food. Dr Pepper tastes like ass to begin with, but Diet Dr. Pepper, hahahahahahahaha. Back to the milk thing, I don't drink the milk of other animals period. Milk was intended for a calf, not me. Milk is disgusting. Aside from all of that garbage, I'm lactose intolerant anyway. I'm probably the only person in the history of the civilized world that doesn't like Ice Cream.
153. Ringo Star - March 27, 2008 10:12 AM
She doesn't have a leg to stand on.
154. acidbrat - March 27, 2008 10:17 AM
I ain't sayin' she's a gold digga, but she ain't messin' wit no ... oh, wait -- I AM sayin' she's a gold digga.
155. Rachel - March 27, 2008 11:36 AM
"http://news.mensactivism.org"
Sounds like a great place to pick up other mens.
156. pat - March 27, 2008 11:37 AM
to 150. Richard Wm. Narlian
Paul had no say in the matter of the publishing being sold. From the very beginning (like 1963), those rights belonged to other companies, starting with Dick James. The Beatles had their share (which they've kept), and the businessmen had the other share. On the couple of occasions when they were put up for sale, Paul was outbid.
157. Peter Fitznicentite - March 27, 2008 1:17 PM
When will the courts correct this INSANE system. How exactly did this bitch help Paul get his riches? And why exactly does a child need that much loot? "Hey son....don't worry about, school, a job, or doing anything productive...here's enough dough for the next 5 generations....enjoy you sorry SOB!"
158. Skip - March 27, 2008 2:25 PM
No Rachel, you weren't "asking for it", you were actually validating most of the comments being made. Basically, if you say "men are pigs and deserve to be left with nothing" then you open yourself up for being called a fat greedy whore-cunt. Get it? Oh, and I'm just assuming your fat, but the greedy whore-cunt seems dead on.
159. The Rage - March 27, 2008 4:02 PM
Heather Mills needs to wash her hair.
160. Mick - March 27, 2008 5:12 PM
I'd fuck her in the stump for 100 grand. I'm just sayin.
161. Allie - March 27, 2008 5:48 PM
@63 (and anyone else who feels the same way):
"#56. That is the saddest, yet most true statement I have read today. I love my wife, but she owns me. Women are so controlling, it is pathetic. If they do not get their way, it is emotional hell for you."
Any smart woman will not behave this way. I love the man I am engaged to, and I would never try to "own" him. I don't have to; I trust him, I have my independence, he has his.
It's too bad that the jealous, possessive women have to ruin it. Not all women are like this.
162. Lix - March 27, 2008 6:23 PM
#136 Look at him! He's a old grandpa! Can you imagine being married to someone that has one foot in the grave already. All that for 4 whole years? I'm saying it was alright and even, he got her and she got the money.
163. Nonaii - March 27, 2008 6:29 PM
if she's really that worried about not being able to provide Bea with a better life than paul can......... then she should give up custody of Bea to Paul, cut out the middleman (herself) for the sake of the child. then no one has to be browbeaten into checks, because she would be with the check writer himself.
simple. heather needs to give up custody of bea to paul. it's her own logic. for the sake of the child.
164. Nonaii - March 27, 2008 6:31 PM
#162, there are a lot of dumb women, then.
165. Alli - March 27, 2008 8:11 PM
Seriously! The courts are male dominated and side with the male? The courts are male dominated and side with the women the vast majoirty of the time a child is in the mix. Good on the courts for doing justice this time. Heather doesn't deserve any more money than it take to raise Bea well. You don't get paid for being a husband or a wife - that's kind of the point.
And one more thing, women that bitch when there isn't case gives all women who promote women's issues a bad name. If you can't make a point, do your service to women by not talking.
166. PeachPie - March 27, 2008 8:45 PM
Ok, you don't want to call her a golddigger.... SO I WILL!
FRIGGING DISGUSTING, GOLDDIGGIN, CLASSLESS, NASTY, WHINEY, VICTIM PLAYING, UGLY, USELESS WHORE.
I can't wait to see her ugly puss on TV again, with fake tears, crying about how the media has made her into a monster! That was priceless! Did you see it? Her little girl, squeaky voice, sniveling like she was crying (but no tears).
FUCK YOU, HEATHER MILLS!!! SHUT YOUR UGLY FACE, SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH. Cry to Istanbul, to Manchuria, to Iceland, to Antarctica. BUT DONT CRY TO US AMERICANS... WE SEE YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT.
167. NY Ted - March 27, 2008 11:32 PM
Somewhere John Lennon has a big grin on his face!
168. Ingolstadt - March 27, 2008 11:43 PM
She makes women look bad. This isn't about the male-dominated society and blah blah blah... this is about Heather Mills being a greedy ass bitch. Is $48.6 million not enough for her? I'd like to see her support herself AND her child on $44,000 a year... the average American family has to make due with that yearly income. How much does a child need per year? Is $70,000 a year really that insufficient? I wish someone would stick Heather Mills in a smelly shithole for a year so she could learn some humility and stop bitching about being one of the richest divorcees ever.
169. mommylonglegs - March 28, 2008 1:20 AM
LOL, there's a lot of bitter men here reading the celebrity gossip pages these days. Whiny bitches!
170. homely - March 28, 2008 2:28 AM
I wish I had someone as fugly as her to be with.
171. Designherbags - March 28, 2008 3:15 AM
www.ydzonline.com
172. Friedrich Braun - March 28, 2008 11:45 PM
Hey Mandy, please tell us how this ex-whore "deserved" all that Beatle money? What did she do to earn it? I bet she didn't even cook or clean the house once. Whenever I'm not so sure why I despise women so much, a "Mandy" come to show me why.
173. Paul SUCKS - March 29, 2008 1:22 PM
Good for her. If she fucked that old, disgusting dude, she needs MORE money than that. Go for the gold, Heather! Us women are supposed to get money from men. It's our jobs. Since the dudes can't keep it in their pants because of 'biology' then we deserve some pay-off for putting up with that shit.
People also forget she was offered 200 million bucks to keep quiet about the marriage by Paul and she refused. Obviously she had something to say about his drugging and abuse.
Heather is awesome!
174. herbiefrog - March 29, 2008 11:42 PM
ok...everyone as one...
...merrily, merrily merrily
...life [cant type laughing]
apparently were not sposed to be typing here...
[who knew?]
ok can we go forward with the bloomin nursery rhyme?
yet ?
ok. go...
...life is but a dream : )
175. Madmike - March 30, 2008 10:11 PM
Poor Heather and Bea....oh how will they scrape by with just under $50 million? They might be reduced to heading to eat at soup kitchens or asking the church for donations. PLEASE.
She did nothing to add to McCartney's success or fortune. Most of his wealth came before she got her claws on him.
I have an idea, it may be a little weird, a little outside of the box...but I think I read somewhere, that there are people who when they discover they are short on cash....actually go out and get a job! I know...I know...I may be talking crazytalk...but I think it just might work.
So, Heather..if you are worrying about Bea (yeah right, you gold digging...) GET A JOB!
I feel sorry for the kid...she will be hearing about what a terrible father she has for the rest of her life.
176. justagal - March 30, 2008 11:22 PM
She wasn't even with him that long, surely she did not contribute 50 mil to their marriage. If the kid knows dad has more money than mum, its tough biccies heather you greedy slut. Its the way it goes. He had more money to begin with. He shouldn't have to give it to you, just so you don't look like the "poorer" one in front of your child. Because we all know having 50 mil is like being reduced to rags and begging. And I am assuming that the mother is still going to be a productive part of society and have a job??? I think there is even jobs for one-legged ugly whores called heather. (yes, she needs to wash her hair!).
Greed is not genius. And, as a women, I am disgusted, not proud, of such gold-digging antics. Surely the deal she is making over this will cause her daughter more damage than getting an extra scoup of icecream when she is at dad's. I can't stand rich bitches/bastards. The kid will probably grow up to a more successful and humane person if it doesn't have so much money at its disposal. I am sure the money is for Heather and not her daughter. I wish the amputated her whole body, not just the leg.
177. Tania - April 4, 2008 5:43 AM
Man, she gets more and more ugly each time I see a new pic of her. What's up with her teeth in this pic? Greasy hair, ugly suit! With all the money she got, she needs to hire a stylist! Thanks God little Beatrice looks like her father and not Heather! And I agree, Heather is NOT a genius! She is a gold-digging woman who took advantage of a man who should have known better. Paul settled for such trash, I can't understand it! He could have any number of classy, talented and successful women and he chooses this freak! Thank God she's out of her life, and he's not starving even after paying her some of what she wanted! She deserves nothing more. Go away, Heather!