Mar 17 2008Happy St. Patrick's Day, drunkies!
Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody! Be safe out there and try not to drink too much because I need you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed to give me site traffic in the morning. See? I care. Now to continue celebrating this momentous day. I already started this morning by pouring Guinness on me Lucky Charms. And also me cereal. Hi-yo! Drink responsibly, folks, and remember, stealing a cop's horse is technically not a form of designated driving. No matter how many carrots you feed it at the strip club which, seriously, I still don't get.
NOTE:: The above photo is Pete Doherty. To anyone who thinks it's actually me, wow, I've never been so insulted in my life. Even that one time I made love to a woman and she laughed afterwards then called me Two Seconds McTinyBalls III.
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Reader Comments
1. Anarya - March 17, 2008 6:00 PM
We do try...
2. minniememe - March 17, 2008 6:41 PM
this dude always looks like he's photographed in a gutter
3. peeps - March 17, 2008 6:44 PM
Who is this man?
Seriously he's scaring me please someone tell me.
4. Aaron - March 17, 2008 6:47 PM
His pants are WAY too tight in the waist.
5. monica - March 17, 2008 6:47 PM
Ahhhhh! You are burning my eyes with an ugly leprachaun this early in the day!! At least wait until we've had a three green-beer minimum!
6. woodhorse - March 17, 2008 6:53 PM
I tore the St. Christopher's medal off the dash and replaced it with a photo of Pete Doherty. Now the cops just smile and say, "You can go about your business. These aren't the droids we're looking for".
7. Cowgirl with beer goggles - March 17, 2008 6:59 PM
He is HOT!
8. Guy - March 17, 2008 7:02 PM
He may look a slob but he dresses fine.
9. kelly - March 17, 2008 7:03 PM
you spelled GUINNESS wrong....
10. Jimbo - March 17, 2008 7:04 PM
@7 I did not think he was your type..
11. Cowgirl tries to be funny, fails - March 17, 2008 7:07 PM
@Jimbo--That's why I said "w/ beer goggles"--get it? He is pretty repulsive there--but if I drank beer and was consequently drunk I would probably think he was doable.
12. Anna - March 17, 2008 7:11 PM
Actually St. Patrick's day was Saturday. Because this is Holy Week, and you can't have an official feast day in an official week of fasting... the Pope changed it.
Not to get all goody-two-shoes.
13. Harry Ballzack - March 17, 2008 7:14 PM
{{C.R.E.E.P.Y}} dude !!
14. Belated cowgirl - March 17, 2008 7:16 PM
I missed Jimbo and Frists b-days?
15. titlesswonder - March 17, 2008 7:30 PM
What is it with you wank Yanks and St Patricks day, most of you aren't even fucking Irish you've certainly never even BEEN there, us Irish laugh at you pathetic arseholes.
At least Pete Doherty is - part Irish.
16. yukadoozer - March 17, 2008 7:59 PM
Bottoms up, wankers.
17. elle - March 17, 2008 8:06 PM
anna - the pope celebrated it to saturday but we ignored it and kept it on the 17th. paddy's day is always on the 17th and popey can't change that. and he looks like candle. off topic but true
18. Jewel - March 17, 2008 8:13 PM
That's actually Fish!
(owner of this site)
19. Paddy O'Reilly - March 17, 2008 8:41 PM
To celebrate St. Patrick's Day I bought an Irish boomerang. When you throw it, it doesn't actually come back, it just sings mournful songs about how much it wants to.
20. ManoDogs - March 17, 2008 9:08 PM
I drunked being love!
Shit.
21. m - March 17, 2008 9:12 PM
hmmmmm... I do like me Pete
and Ireland... I'm having a good day
mmmmmm.... guinness in lucky charms
22. Lucky - March 17, 2008 9:39 PM
He is a hottie. I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. Is he single now? Just curious.
23. Fucking Spammers - March 17, 2008 10:45 PM
#22 Do you know what else you should be curious about? Whether or not if drinking a gallon of bleach will kill you. How about you go find that out for us? Don't bother to report back. Thanks.
24. leprechaunish - March 17, 2008 11:06 PM
AHHHHGHAHHHAHAHAAAAAHAGGHAGGGHAHHAHAHAHAHHA- so far the funnies post this year
25. Dorito Man - March 18, 2008 1:01 AM
He's a pillow biter.
26. angie10996 - March 18, 2008 1:03 AM
ohh....okay...many beers does that to everyone!
27. angie10996 - March 18, 2008 1:27 AM
Aay...you're dressed up and not sweaty...you should cruise the bars man!
28. Mike - March 18, 2008 6:46 AM
Mmmmm, it seems he is very interested in dating wealthy young guys. I saw him on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week.
29. Array - March 18, 2008 8:31 AM
#28 Did you now? How about you go and contact him then. Maybe he'll give your ass a good workout and you'll stop bothering us with your spam. Dumb fuck.
30. Auntie Kryst - March 18, 2008 9:54 AM
Ok Fish fuck, here's your site traffic back. Whew, St. Pat's was fun; only a couple cuts and bruises I can't account for. @15 you're an eejit. It's an Irish-AMERICAN holiday, celebrating the Irish immigrant experience. It has nothing to do with you. Does that explain it gobshite? Good, now give us a song whydoncha.
31. LBot - March 18, 2008 10:25 AM
I wish I can walk around neighborhood wiht a pint in my hand and when the police ask what am I doing, I say I dunno and walk off with out getting taszered.
32. O'Hara - March 18, 2008 10:27 AM
#19. roflmao
33. Grunion - March 18, 2008 1:53 PM
I drank so much yesterday I woke up hating the British.