Mar 21 2008Happy Easter, my little chickadees!
Have you heard the Good News? Simona Fusco Stratten is freaking hot! I wonder if she'll come to my house and help me find Easter eggs. Because, seriously, it's been over a year and the smell is making me dizzy.
See you on Monday when I'll be hopped up on delicious Cadbury Creme Eggs. Thanks, Jesus, who's technically the living dead. Your zombie holiday rocks!
Happy Easter, everybody!
NOTE: Don't know who Simona Fusco Stratten is? Well her credits include playing 'Ulsa' in Beerfest and 'uncredited' in Cougar Club. So, yeah, pretty much the greatest talent of this generation.

Reader Comments
1. First Time - March 21, 2008 4:56 PM
That's hot
2. AVL - March 21, 2008 4:58 PM
She has short legs
3. OMFGSECOND!!!!!!!! - March 21, 2008 4:58 PM
She has ugly legs, knees.
I'd hit it without a second thought.
4. Anexio - March 21, 2008 5:00 PM
...and speaking of zombies, how is Tara Reid doing?
5. Meaghan - March 21, 2008 5:03 PM
That chick really isn't that hot and it's annoying when chicks that aren't even hot sit there and pose, and do weird stretches and shit in bikinis as if anyone gives a fuck. Unless you have the face of Jessica Alba, you can just fuck off. And since when did rib cages become hot? The only person pulling off rib cages was Jessica Alba back when the media convinced her that looking like you are about to die is hot. Now, some of you may think I'm just saying this because I'm one of those chicks that automatically hate every other chick over petty stupid female chick? The irony is, I am not like those chicks. That chick in that picture is probably the one who is like that. I respect any chick who is actually hot flaunting it. A lot of you men have some weird childhood issues that mold your taste in women I think. The same as a lot of women let their childhood issues mold their taste in men. Not I though, I rebelled against everything I thought was bullshit. I don't go looking for men that remind me of my father, I stay the fuck away from anyone that reminds me of my father. Okay, bye now.
6. Brian - March 21, 2008 5:06 PM
#5-Totally agree about the rib cage thing.
She looks like she has a full diaper in picture #5.
Don't get me wrong - I'd still do her in a heartbeat.
7. Brian - March 21, 2008 5:07 PM
...Picture #6 if you count the first one as picture "0"...
8. Ted from LA - March 21, 2008 5:13 PM
#5,
Have you read The Catcher in the Rye? I think you'd like it.
9. Tapeworm - March 21, 2008 5:16 PM
She looks like she has a good surgeon.
10. CoM - March 21, 2008 5:18 PM
Happy Zombie Jesus Day, everyone!
11. Harry Ballzack - March 21, 2008 5:20 PM
@5 - What .....you weigh in at about .......... 2 and a half ton ?
You were cool until you started bashing Jessica Alba (bows and prays to the Jessica Alba rubber doll with 5 handy entry points)
12. twzzlrgirl - March 21, 2008 5:33 PM
Hey, Meagan....I love the post. I agree 100%. Bones are not sexy. Boners=sexy. Protruding bones=famine victim.
I bought into that crap a while back and whittled by 5 foot 4 frame to 96 lbs. I didn't get a lot of attention from guys, except the ones who wanted to know if i was on chemo. I'm 120 now (fat by hollywood standards), but i like my curves. And no one is looking at me like i should be in a coffin.
And Catcher in the Rye, btw, BEST BOOK EVER.
13. FRIST!!! - March 21, 2008 5:35 PM
That's BLASPHEMY!!!! Talking about Jesus like that..
Jesus is NOT a zombie, he is just a man. A dead man who dresses up like a giant rabbit tossing eggs all over my lawn
So. Who's this chick??
14. Jew Jew Beans - March 21, 2008 5:42 PM
Talmud really does rule don't it, my little Goy slaves?
What kind of pig would make a statement like that?
I'd like some hook nose holiday jokes by this site next.
Oh #5, shut up you ugly skank, this chick is awesome!!!
15. juniper - March 21, 2008 6:29 PM
He aint' a zombie until Sunday... i guess.
Happy Easter, Superfish...
(BTW, that girl is average)
16. Patrick - March 21, 2008 6:29 PM
I seriously want to play with those titties.
17. jules - March 21, 2008 6:40 PM
wow, so she has a pair of fake tits, along with a lot of other whores. don't see the big deal.
she's fuckable, but that doesn't really make her special
18. eurotrash - March 21, 2008 6:51 PM
who the fuck is this?!
19. frankin - March 21, 2008 6:53 PM
OMG, she is so sexy. She is my favorite. It is said she is dating friends on a millionaire datingsite called meetingwealthy.c o m. Her sexy photos and profile are found there.
20. 23apples - March 21, 2008 6:53 PM
EW. This woman has a disgusting knee/thigh combo. All bloated and saggy skinned
21. kitty_kat - March 21, 2008 7:00 PM
I can see her ribcage... Yeah, real sexy, Fish.
22. alwaysclassy - March 21, 2008 7:09 PM
She does not have a very pretty face. I don't know how old she is, but she looks 40-ish.
If your body is nice, to me it doesn't matter if your face isn't. A pretty face is where it's at.
Besides, her body isn't that great anyway. Fake tits = enough already...
23. yeahgreat - March 21, 2008 7:27 PM
Another fake rack? yawn, please how fucking tedious.
24. Meaghan - March 21, 2008 7:45 PM
To #11, I wasn't bashing Jessica Alba at all, you mongoloid. So much for reading comprehension. Go back and re-read my post very carefully so next time when you decide to respond, you wont be responding to shit I never even said.
25. Meaghan - March 21, 2008 7:51 PM
Also, #11, I weigh in at about 130, and thats after having a baby. Now put that in your "I like my women to have a body that resembles the body of a 12 year old boy" pipe and smoke it. Haha, you just tried to insult me by calling me fat via the internet. That was so unexpected, really. What a shocker. Do you write your own material or are you really just in love with fat women like Delta Burke, yet are in denial about it? Hahaha, you insigni-fi-cunt horse anus.
26. Alex C. - March 21, 2008 7:54 PM
tee hee, she said "cunt"...
27. YeahImHott - March 21, 2008 8:05 PM
Come on Meg, she's not THAT bad...kinda. I agree...fake titties aren't attractive at all, not even to most dudes I know. But she looks all skinny like that because she's doing all those funky stretches. I'm 5'4" and 94lbs, but I look 100% healthy and I AM 100% healthy, and that's AFTER having a baby. I'm 20 so I just bounced back without much effort, and I get a shitload of attention from guys. Unfortunately, most men like thin...just not anorexic.
Blonde+Fake Titties=Boring.
28. uhh - March 21, 2008 8:31 PM
you think cameron diaz is ugly and this is hot? what the hell is wrong with you? her body and face are fine but completely average and her tits are hideous.
29. Meaghan - March 21, 2008 8:33 PM
Come on yeahimhot, quit talking to me like I'm a moron and don't see through that facade of yours. Lmao@you, yeah, whatever you say there ace. Why don't you try telling me something that isn't so predictable. It isn't a competition, hence I don't give a fuck about your weight and all of that shit. You must be smoking crack if you think 94 pounds is a healthy weight for any adult. Especially at 5'4? Lmao, you're annoying. Don't ever talk to me again you egocentric ass turd.
30. Splooge - March 21, 2008 8:40 PM
Math correction.
Blonde + Fake Titties = Boner for me!!
31. powen - March 21, 2008 8:41 PM
she's okay, but who is she? Am I supposed to know her from something?
32. RENEE - March 21, 2008 8:54 PM
She definetly is a slave to the gym...that and her plastic surgeon's office.
33. FRIST!!! - March 21, 2008 8:56 PM
Her thighs are as big as her waist. Seriously. Who is she? Is she on the Hills?
34. YeahImHott - March 21, 2008 8:58 PM
Meg, I have to LMAO at YOU. I sense a bit of malicious jealousy from you towards anyone who's not fat or ugly, such as yourself. Sorry you don't get any attention for your obviously hideous looks or your fat saggy stretch-mark-ridden self. Not all of us can be as lucky as me, now can they? Sorry. I'm willing to bet you'd give up your obese self to be thin anyday. Last I checked, I actually eat right and work out. You must sit on your fat ass all day eating twinkies trying to make physically fit pretty women feel bad for not being ugly. HA!
LOL. I'm out.
35. Meaghan - March 21, 2008 9:00 PM
RENEE, that's kind of on the same page of what I'm saying. I don't get people who punish their own bodies repeatedly for the purpose of vanity. That chick's body is grotesque, straight up. You are supposed to have chub, and all of that shit. Her body looks created through means of stupid vanity related bullshit. How about we put all things in the trash like VANITY, which separates human beings from human beings.
36. Meaghan - March 21, 2008 9:10 PM
No YeahI'mHott, you have it confused. I sit on my perfectly delicious ass all day and make fun of mental midgets , such as yourself. Hey YeahI'mHott, as you're sitting there crying over your so called healthy 94 pound weight (total bullshit) and starving yourself to get attention from a bunch of worthless loser men, most likely which you meet at bars, I'll be sitting here getting in on some yummy double chee action. Get over yourself yeahimhott, you aren't hot, you're whole aura is plexiglass and if it came down to a real life shit, I would have choked you with a double cheese burger wrapper by now. If you weigh 94 pounds, you really shouldn't be talking shit to anyone. A lot of my 130 weight came from lifting, because I feel I need to be able to defend myself or simply put bottom feeders like you back in their rightful place, which is your face in some concrete. You aren't cute or sexy, and the proof is in the fact that you feel the need to proclaim it via some stupid ass website where none of these people will ever even meet your approval seeking void of a self.
37. Polly Pureheart - March 21, 2008 9:17 PM
Ok. This chick is hot. All you virgins who are talking about her imperfect knees or legs or whatever... if any of you guys saw this chick in real life you would shit and go blind trying to get next to her.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
38. YeahImHott - March 21, 2008 9:20 PM
Wow Meg, very hateful/unintelligent/hilarious. You'e just proving how nasty you must look, and how insecure about your looks you are. I absolutely love what I look like, and I'll brag all damn day about it to hateful ugly people like you. I'm perfectly happy with my weight, and actually extremely proud (obviously), and so is my Dr. HA! I laught at your psychotic jealousy. While I'm flaunting my sexy self in bikini's all summer, you'll be hiding your grotesque-ness in your little house on your computer all day!
Woo!
39. Hamper Lint - March 21, 2008 9:34 PM
she has Peter Dinklage's legs ....
40. dude - March 21, 2008 9:36 PM
this is a fun site, but I could do without the blasphemy. The Fish goes out of his way to do it. It's unnecessary.
41. henry - March 21, 2008 9:40 PM
#40 cant stand the god talk? give me a break...what a baby...go back to ilovejesus.com lame-o.
also...look at the sweet titty shot where it looks like her tits are too big and they are buldging out from the bottom...its like her tits are too big to be contained!!! i dont think she is that hot...but for some reason that shit turns me on.
42. lambman - March 21, 2008 9:47 PM
Those are hilariously bad implants, they are positioned completely wrong on her chest and noticed the under-boob in pic 1 LOL. Plus you know grapefruit halves on top of rib cages are not sexy
43. tmhs - March 21, 2008 10:03 PM
Fuck you blogger talking about Jesus like that!
44. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 21, 2008 10:10 PM
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Say Binky - not sure who this Anglo Saxon gal is. Comments ?
Binky : No me either. But if she shows up at Echo Beach - I'm there. (And look - I've been busy - that's why I contracted out the 'Inquisition' to China. So move on for a while.)
Knee Ya Ha Ha ; Well... I thought we could maybe change the name from the 'Binky inquisition' to the 'Knee Ya Ha Ha Inquisition'.
Binky : Look Knee - the whole thing - in fact your whole existence- was based on an old Monty Python sketch.
'Knee Ya ha ha. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.'
Let's all go now to example 'A'.
'A ' - Knee Ya ha ha, no one expects the Knee Ya Ha Ha Inquisition.
or example 'B' ( with the talking guy/gal coming in from the left)
'B' - Knee Ya Ha Ha : Knee Ya Ha Ha no one expects the Knee Ya Ha Ha Inquisition.
Binky : No offense Knee, but to me there are too many 'knee ya ha ha's' in there. Like 'Way'. And with that sort of cumulation it makes the 'inquisition thing sound rather generic - and not just a little WTF ? !
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh. Ok Just asking.
45. arbitrary albatross - March 21, 2008 10:24 PM
Ladies, ladies. Fighting on the internets? Please. If you're going to fight, do it the old fashioned way: mud wrestling.
46. Cliff Notes - March 21, 2008 10:31 PM
Say - if you cut off her picture - just above the knees - it looks like those statue things from Easter Island. How weird is that ?
Binky : Pretty weird... But ...This isn't archeology class Cliff.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Personally I was hoping for some sort of unification of social and biological archeology.
Binky : Not now Knee. Maybe next week's thread. I'm outa here for a while, Have a good holiday everybody. Knee since your calender says today is a 'Monkey' or something - you don't get the weekend off.
47. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 21, 2008 10:40 PM
Albatross... ?
Albatross !!! ?
Anyone ? Anyone for an 'Inside job' Albatross ?
Cliff Notes : I guess you got that show over there in Hong Kong ?
Knee Ya ha ha : Cliff - shouldn't you be summarizing a book in a concise readable form ?
48. LL - March 21, 2008 11:45 PM
I swear to you that at first glance, I thought this chick (who I have never heard of) was Posh Spice. I think she kinda looks like beef jerky.
Zombie Jesus saves... room for braaiinnss.
49. Meaghan - March 21, 2008 11:47 PM
Whatever floats your vanity boat, YeahI'mHot. Walking around the beach in bikinis is gay. When I go to the beach, I usually go to beaches where there aren't a bunch of idiots flaunting their bodies like. The entire flaunting your body around reminds me of some big bird like a peacock.."HEY LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL FEATHERS I'M SO MAJESTIC AND MAGICAL" lmao. I appreciate beaches for the beauty of nature value. Like San Diego for instance, is beautiful. I've kicked it at some very cool beaches down there where there was only like 4 people surfing, which is fine by me. I try to avoid all people like you where ever I go, because really, you people do nothing to better humanity and all you give a fuck about is your vain ambitions. Sometimes I like to go boogie boarding, but aside from that the ocean is a toxic waste pool and full of shit like sharks and I prefer to stay out of it. This is what I mean when I call people like you mental midgets. You're some kind of genetic freak occurrence. Please spay or neuter yourself to avoid dirtying up the gene pool more with stupid ideas about what life should be about. All I know is life is not about flaunting your stupid fucking body around. No one gives a shit at the end of the day.
50. Alright! - March 21, 2008 11:57 PM
#38, 49.
You're both as stupid as Binky, Knee Ya Ha Ha, Cliffs Notes, or whatever that imbecile is calling himself tonight.
Neither of you win; the rest of us lose by virtue of your presence.
51. Meaghan - March 22, 2008 12:01 AM
Agreed, hypocrite. In the end we're all just bored so shut up and pay attention to your own reality, not mine.
52. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 12:08 AM
Talking about the vanity boat #49. I remember the Love Boat. And I remember ruling the backwash, boogie boarding behind the ferry all the way to Macau !
."HEY LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL FEATHERS I'M SO MAJESTIC AND MAGICAL"
(well ok that wasn't me - that was a cut and paste)
So. Inside job # 49 ? Should you " gives a shit at the end of the day"- about free fall collapse speed, molten metal in the ruins, stand down of NORAD ? etc ?
Comments ?
53. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 12:12 AM
Say # 50 I sense a bit of 'stress' there.
Welcome to the site. Speak up - maybe we can work out your problems !
Inside job ?
54. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 12:19 AM
Alright! # 50
Where'd you go ?
Albatross !! Albatross !!! ?
'Inside Job' Albatross ! ?
Educate us all etc. !
55. Meaghan - March 22, 2008 12:20 AM
I don't know, all I know is feeling or thinking anything for reasons other then true conviction are bull shit. Conspiracy theorists now bore me, and people like Alex Jones make we want to go on a shooting rampage when they claim to be anti-government, and then tell us to do things like vote for Ron Paul, when Alex Jones claims that ALL presidential candidates are selected by the very people he's supposed to be going against. So, in this mumble jumble of misinformation and disinformation I think you should just stick with what you feel to be some kind personal truth.
56. Shit Face - March 22, 2008 12:21 AM
That's what a woman look like you kaffirs.
57. Meaghan - March 22, 2008 12:23 AM
No, someone like Kim Kardashian is what a woman's body should look like.
58. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 12:24 AM
#55 Umm...We're talking Richard Gage. No one mentioned Alex Jones. He's a shill.
59. Meaghan - March 22, 2008 12:26 AM
who cares none of them are true teachers.
60. arbitrary albatross - March 22, 2008 12:27 AM
Actually, I disagree. Kim Kardashian's body is all kinds of wonky. She's like a freaking cartoon, with those giant boobs and ass, and tiny little waist? Not that I'm complaining, but it's not very average, that's all I'm saying.
61. Meaghan - March 22, 2008 12:28 AM
group think you think? hahaha...is that a conundrum or what....
62. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 12:29 AM
Cliff Notes : Richard Gage and 300 plus engineers and architects.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Well 300 + ...and physics, gravity, conservation of motion, free fall collapse speed with no resistance from the undamaged building below - that type of thing.
63. Meaghan - March 22, 2008 12:31 AM
yeah it's not average because kim kardashian was obviously designed for one thing and one thing only, and that's breeding. On natural selection terms, she would be the most successful at breeding because her body is what most males look for when looking to breed successfully, natural selection terms again. Big tits, big ass and a small waste. She has one of the best bodies I've ever seen.
64. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 12:32 AM
"who cares none of them are true teachers"
LOL !!!!
Get this gal's IP Fish guy. You can't make this stuff up !! LOL !!
America - Fuck Ya. !!
65. Meaghan - March 22, 2008 12:33 AM
Knee Ya Ha Ha, should I just starting calling you V? Really dude, conspiracy theories are now a trend. I'm not saying I don't agree with them, I'm just saying..who gives a fuck. As it was in the beginning, so it shall be in the end. Is the idea of there being NOTHING really that bad?
66. Meaghan - March 22, 2008 12:37 AM
And I'm also saying, most people only believe in conspiracy theories because it's all just another form of group think and blind submission, the same way "faith" "patriotism" and all of that shit works. If you believe in ideas that you didn't form yourself, you're no better then the people waving flags on the 4th of july. Your reality effects you and only you, so believing in anything you've been presented with to believe other then what you know to be natural and good is just a waste of time.
67. arbitrary albatross - March 22, 2008 12:37 AM
"a small waste" ?
Aw hell, the secrets out: Guys like girls who don't shit a lot.
68. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 12:38 AM
Who gives a fuck ? You're next moron.
69. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 12:39 AM
#66 67 Inside job ?
70. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 12:39 AM
Speak up .
71. meaghan - March 22, 2008 12:40 AM
what knee high, are you going to bombard me with the revolution? and when I say the revolution, i mean a plethora of unoriginal ideas and ramblings. "i'm such a renegade yet i believe the stories other people tell me, and except it as my own truth". That makes so much sense
72. Meaghan - March 22, 2008 12:42 AM
What, Knee high? What does that mean, lol? Are you threatening me with some kind of revolution? And when I say revolution I mean a plethora of unoriginal ideas and the regurgitated theories of other people. "I'M SUCH A RENEGADE YET I ACCEPT OTHER PEOPLE'S TRUTHS AS MY OWN". And as for the "waste" thing, I know it's waist I just went into automode and typed "waste" for whatever stupid reason.
73. Meaghan - March 22, 2008 12:44 AM
accept* lol what the fuck okay i have been drinking so at least give me some leeway with that.
74. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 12:45 AM
"The collapse is in complete opposition to Newton's Laws of Motion. Free fall speed with all of the structural opposition is not viable.
The collapse story is just one of many, many inconsistencies in this fable."
Tha tis from an engineer on Gage's site # 71.
Comments ?
( Well ok other than '''Who's Newton'?)
75. arbitrary albatross - March 22, 2008 12:48 AM
Have you ever been at a party where everyone but you is stoned out of their minds, so you just kick back and bask in the glory of their insane drug-fueled ramblings about how the government is tracking their bowel movements (Like Fergie? Yes, just exactly like Fergie.)?
Because it's a lot like this.
76. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 12:52 AM
gR8 analysis Albatross.
And welcome to the site.
Inside job ?
77. annie - March 22, 2008 12:59 AM
ok...i looked her up and apparently she is some sort of actress or something? never heard of her so she must be good. she has a movie coming out which also stars tom arnold and matthew lillard....is that an oscar i smell?
78. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 1:01 AM
"The collapse is in complete opposition to Newton's Laws of Motion. Free fall speed with all of the structural opposition is not viable.
The collapse story is just one of many, many inconsistencies in this fable."
That is* from an engineer on Gage's site.
(My Bad)
79. mimang - March 22, 2008 1:10 AM
to maeghan and yeahimhot, you're both idiots.
80. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 1:17 AM
Thanks for the 'maeghan' analysis #79. You rock.
But I'm going to bed.
"The collapse is in complete opposition to Newton's Laws of Motion. Free fall speed with all of the structural opposition is not viable.
The collapse story is just one of many, many inconsistencies in this fable."
That is* from an engineer on Gage's site."
(Hopefully that cut and paste will shut up Binky for a while.)
81. Binky - March 22, 2008 1:24 AM
Don't count on it Knee.
'9/11 was an inside job'
Hit the link and somebody - somewhere - please cue the music !!!
82. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 2:13 AM
Cliff Notes : Well Knee.Unfortunately I think we've lost # 50. The Fish will be pissed that they lost a driveler. Party may be finally over...
How do you like the night shift ?
Knee Ya Ha Ha : It's not bad. Not much action. I just bring a few books.
83. Nathan Sprinkle - March 22, 2008 2:46 AM
hot bod... gross
career
84. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 2:56 AM
So Sprinkle.
Inside job ?
85. ChildFreeforMe - March 22, 2008 3:17 AM
Meaghan is annoying. I know a Meghan in real life who talk as much as this one, too many details that are uninteresting.
And I do not care to read what you wrote because you are too wordy! A person like yourself is one who will never have a successful white collar career!!!
It is great to be free of children! I wish my ribcage was visible, because at that bodyfat level b/c then I would be able to see every fine detail of my 8-pack.
Stop being so angry, you will only bring on your menopause sooner.
I agree that most fake blonde boob job chicks are nasty, but for some reason I think this one is alright. I even think the boob falling out looks sexy.
But I choose to be 100% natural myself.
86. ChildFreeforMe - March 22, 2008 3:20 AM
Ok, never mind what I said about this chick looks alright.
Definitely agree with some comment above (if I remember correctly) expressing that she looks like she would have meat curtains.
87. Binky - March 22, 2008 3:21 AM
And in other news - Hey Frist.
You seem to have upgraded the tunes on your site.
'Let me call you' (whatever) by (whoever) is defiantly worth the click.
I could see your skull there - 'hoppin' and boppin' as they say in the industry.
Good tune, Cheers ! x
88. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 3:27 AM
So # 85 & 86 ...
Inside job ? Comments ? Are we linking the wrong way and not targeting the 'evil doers' ?
Comments ?
Set us str8 !!!!
89. yeahgreat - March 22, 2008 4:01 AM
130lbs is not fat at all, anyone who says it is is a total mental fuck up and no I am not obese either. My daughter weighs about 90lbs and is 10, who wants to look like a 10 year old and who wants a man who desires a 90lb woman, cos that makes his a paedophile.
90. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 22, 2008 4:10 AM
Paedophile? #89 ?
Try 'Pedophile' (sp) #89 ?
Inside job ?
91. Rebecca - March 22, 2008 4:49 AM
She's got an ill fitting bra - should toss it! Anyway plastic tits stay up regardless of anything :P so why pretend....?
92. ummmm_girl - March 22, 2008 6:59 AM
Wow. Working the nightshift...reading comments on the fish...very entertaining. Meaghan, you have very great points, and I agree with you on most of them. but you come off as a bitch, dude. Ha! But so do I, when I speak my mind. And whoever that 90 pounder is who has unoriginal horrible retorts...your just a skinny bitch with no tits and ass and probably the kind of broad that would have to pay for them. Suck my 36 C's. And if you didn't notice, most the guys on here don't think fake boobs and protruding ribs are sexy. Soooo yay for reasoning adults
93. ummmm_girl - March 22, 2008 6:59 AM
Wow. Working the nightshift...reading comments on the fish...very entertaining. Meaghan, you have very great points, and I agree with you on most of them. but you come off as a bitch, dude. Ha! But so do I, when I speak my mind. And whoever that 90 pounder is who has unoriginal horrible retorts...your just a skinny bitch with no tits and ass and probably the kind of broad that would have to pay for them. Suck my 36 C's. And if you didn't notice, most the guys on here don't think fake boobs and protruding ribs are sexy. Soooo yay for reasoning adults
94. ummmm_girl - March 22, 2008 8:24 AM
Wow. Working the nightshift...reading comments on the fish...very entertaining. Meaghan, you have very great points, and I agree with you on most of them. but you come off as a bitch, dude. Ha! But so do I, when I speak my mind. And whoever that 90 pounder is who has unoriginal horrible retorts...your just a skinny bitch with no tits and ass and probably the kind of broad that would have to pay for them. Suck my 36 C's. And if you didn't notice, most the guys on here don't think fake boobs and protruding ribs are sexy. Soooo yay for reasoning adults
95. ummmm_girl - March 22, 2008 8:25 AM
Wow. Working the nightshift...reading comments on the fish...very entertaining. Meaghan, you have very great points, and I agree with you on most of them. but you come off as a bitch, dude. Ha! But so do I, when I speak my mind. And whoever that 90 pounder is who has unoriginal horrible retorts...your just a skinny bitch with no tits and ass and probably the kind of broad that would have to pay for them. Suck my 36 C's. And if you didn't notice, most the guys on here don't think fake boobs and protruding ribs are sexy. Soooo yay for reasoning adults
96. ummmm_girl - March 22, 2008 8:27 AM
Ok....it said it didn't post all 3 times I clicked it!
97. Walizalawonga - March 22, 2008 8:58 AM
No, she ain't posin' in those shots
98. yeahgreat - March 22, 2008 10:39 AM
@90 - you fuck so uneducated you don't even KNOW that English spelling for paedophile is just that - Moron!
Typical American doesn't understand or know ANYTHING about ANYTHING beyond their own state.
What an uneducated and moronic individual - I pity you!
99. arbitrary albatross - March 22, 2008 11:14 AM
There are a lot of things you could rip on Americans for. Not knowing every possible spelling of the word pedophile isn't really one of them.
100. ixz - March 22, 2008 11:16 AM
She is way too fucking skinny! If I wanted ribs I'd goto a fucken steak house thank you, ribs do not belong in my 'sexual thoughts.' Not into fake tits either. And what's with you people and Kim Kardin... whatever the fuck? I saw her on TV and she looks like an ugly bitch with way too much make up and fake her, fugly little bitch. BLEH. people are the worst.
101. twzzlrgirl - March 22, 2008 11:25 AM
Wow -- I missed a lot going to bed last night!
Super skinny does not look hot or healthy...it looks sick. Too many women think they need to look like that to get attention..it's very sad.
:) Cheers, Blokes. Have a wonderful Easter!!!
102. Brigitte - March 22, 2008 11:36 AM
She looks like Kim Cattrall.
103. I don't like her - March 22, 2008 11:51 AM
Definitely not much hot sorry Superfish. Not even hot at all for my taste. I think she's ugly and definitely not sexy. You should have posted pictures of someone who was actually really fucking hot like Kim Kardashian, not this unsexy bimbo.
104. Jessica Alba is sooo not hot and soo over - March 22, 2008 12:08 PM
#5
are you fucking kidding me? Jessica Alba? you need a taste!
Jessica Alba is soo over and soo not hot, dear. Her face, LMAO, her average face is the last thing that made her famous: http://i29.tinypic.com/2u5cm4x.jpg
LMAO. It was the photoshop, digital enhancing, airbrushing and slutty half naked spreads and flashing skin on her whole no-talent acting portfolio where she is always playing slutty whore roles coated in gallons and gallons of professional makeup what did. She's the most overrated woman in the world and the most overrated woman that has ever existed. She really isn't (well, wasn't) anything but and insanely overrated and glorified average girl. Now, she's a disgusting whale.
So if you're gonna talk about faces, at least pick someone who is actually BEATIFUL like Angelina Jolie, Kim Kardashian, Roselyn Sanchez, Megan Fox or the millions of really beautiful girls outta there who are not glorified average chicks like Alba.
105. ihatefatchicks - March 22, 2008 1:24 PM
yes crazy bitch 'meaghan', men such as myself and all my friends LIKE 90-pound women. that's sexy, sorry. 130lbs IS fat, unless youre 6 feet tall. i love sitting here watching huge women like you and #96 cry all day about hot girls being 'gross' go jump off a bridge and save America from more hateful ugly people. id fuck the hot chick youre talking about AND the chick in the picture any damn day, wayyy over you nasty broads with your saggy 36C's.
106. This is 98 lbs at 5'5'' and it's GROSS - March 22, 2008 1:38 PM
#106, we all know you're a chick so don't bother. It's not people's fault that you're anorexic and a curveless 32A with absolutely no ass.
There's no way in hell any man would say he likes 90 lbs chicks.
This is 98 lbs at 5'5'': http://i31.tinypic.com/2d7c8ip.jpg
DISGUSTING.
Men like curvy feminine bodies, not skeletons and boney sticks. Learn it anorexic bitch.
107. danielle - March 22, 2008 2:35 PM
#107 - what the fuck? Isn't 90 pounds like 40 kilos or something? That's sick. 11-year old midget girls weigh 40 kilos.
108. danielle - March 22, 2008 2:35 PM
I mean #106 of course..
109. Stink Hole - Portal to Penis - March 22, 2008 3:24 PM
911 was NOT an inside job. Our government loves us. Just kidding. To the ignorant who feel there are guardian angels and devils and terrorists - AHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (retards, no wonder we are all SOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo doomed! )
Point of concern: aint enough energy left for all of us to make it over the energy trough ahead, sorry and Happy Easter! Die off soon - much more later!!! Yay!!!
(All republicans disregard this as utter lunacy - our civilization will never collapse, it will last forever and ever and stuff. Our leaders love us will protect us from terrorists and hurricanes and peak oil. All is just swell)
110. Pixie - March 22, 2008 3:55 PM
I like her legs, they're hyperextended. I'm a dancer and I wish my legs were like that =) It creates an aesthetically pleasing line to the leg when it is turned out and us Irish dancers covet it!
111. Pixie - March 22, 2008 3:55 PM
I like her legs, they're hyperextended. I'm a dancer and I wish my legs were like that =) It creates an aesthetically pleasing line to the leg when it is turned out and us Irish dancers covet it!
112. steve - March 22, 2008 4:07 PM
"Definitely not much hot sorry Superfish. Not even hot at all for my taste. I think she's ugly and definitely not sexy. You should have posted pictures of someone who was actually really fucking hot like Kim Kardashian, not this unsexy bimbo."
Here ya go (click on my name) - darkskinned and everything!
113. twzzlrgirl - March 22, 2008 5:32 PM
#106 -- how ignorant. My guess is you watch porn all day because you're ridiculous attitude and bias towards anyone healthy looking make it impossible for you to get a real girl (and that's if, as 107 suggests, you aren't actually a fucking chick yourself).
Having a boobless, hipless, boy-body is not sexy. I work with women with no boobs and no figure and trust me, they get NO attention.
114. arbitrary albatross - March 22, 2008 6:41 PM
Really I have to say I prefer somewhere in the middle: not to the point of emaciation, but not too er....endowed, either. Nothing beats a nice natural hourglass shape.
That said, I think this girl looks just fine. It's only in the shot where she's got her hands over her head that we run into problems. That stance would make most average sized people's ribs protrude. She looks pretty normal in all the rest though.
115. Cyclops - March 22, 2008 7:29 PM
http://whitewomensuck.blogspot.com/
116. awillia - March 22, 2008 8:04 PM
i think her legs are just fine.....they reach all the way to the ground....long enough
117. confused - March 22, 2008 10:06 PM
She's so skinny her ribs are practically breaking through her skin, and yet she has great big fat breasts. How strange! It's like as soon as they let her out of the concentration camp, all the calories went right to her chest. It's miraculous how that happens to some women.
118. ew - March 22, 2008 10:12 PM
i'd hit it. there's a difference between 90 pounds of skin and bone and a healthy 90 pound person who eats god but has a high metabolism such as my sexy ass girlfriend who is 5'3 and weighs 96 pounds. she gets hit on every damn day, what's your excuse for that? I swear ugly people live sad sad lives. fat people too. I would hate to hate all day.
119. joho777 - March 22, 2008 10:36 PM
Really obvious breast implants, and not at all attractive.
120. joho777 - March 22, 2008 10:36 PM
Really obvious breast implants, and not at all attractive.
121. Judas - March 22, 2008 10:49 PM
Hey, I know I'm a little early, but happy Nailhole Zombie Day, everybody!
122. The Jews - March 22, 2008 10:56 PM
Crucify him! Crucify him!
Haha, just kiddin'!
Well, not really.
123. Somuchsoap - March 23, 2008 12:05 AM
Meaghan, shut the fuck up. I'd bet anything you're one of those countless eggplant-shaped women who feels like she's restricting herself when she manages a three day stretch without her morning double-whip-mocha-whateverthefuck-latte and cream cheese croisant... You'd probably do a cartwheel (if you could) if you ever hit a BMI of 39.
Kim Kardashian is not attractive to most active, healthy males. Guys who are in shape like women who are also in shape. When KK lets out a fart waddling down Sunset Blvd., whales in the Atlantic beach themselves. Get a clue, you obese people. Do you want to die at 45? Do you LIKE having fat hanging off your arms? Sick!
124. Alright! - March 23, 2008 2:36 AM
#124 and the rest of this idiotic "discussion" --
Honestly, there is no one definition of "hotness." To say that "Kim Kardashian is not attractive to most active, healthy males" is absolute bullshit. She is, in fact, not shaped like an eggplant. She does have pretty eyes, and many men like a nice caboose. It's not as if she's likely to lose a ham sandwich in rolls of fat.
It's fine to be superficial here. However, this discussion has turned "superdumb." Meaghan, I'm sorry to inform you that you alone don't get to decide where this woman falls on the "hotness" scale. This appears to bother you for some really inane reason, but I think you'll get over it. Someone probably thinks you're hot, too. Embrace the fact that there is no one definition of what's attractive because without our differences, our world would become all too vanilla.
125. Lola - March 23, 2008 3:33 AM
The emaciated appearance of her body with the huge boobs speaks of implants. Why is this totally unnatural body look constantly promoted as THE way to look? Most guys I speak to are not into the ultra-thin look, and while they like a nice pair of boobs, the real thing please.
126. monkeyfightclub - March 23, 2008 10:59 AM
she's not emaciated and her arms aren't down to the bone. He's got a nice body and nice fake boobs. I've got a hint for some of you, if you're not a fat whale, when you put your arms in the air and push your chest forward, you'll see ribs. Get over it.
127. Eva - March 23, 2008 11:22 AM
Butterface... except, her face isn't nice. And her jeans are sagging in the back... NOT a good sign.
128. Mr V - March 23, 2008 12:37 PM
Now I wouldn't kick her out of bed but she does have the weird short legs-long torso thing going.
129. You guys are boring - March 23, 2008 12:46 PM
It's the same thing every time - "women with curves" vs. "I'm fit and hot". When it's a thread about Britney, it's "Shitney" 50 times, as if that were clever even the first time (10 years ago). If it's Lindsay, it's "Hohan" and "Firecrotch". If it's Paris, it's "wonk eye".
I'm very sorry that other kids teased you so much during elementary school. Try not to spend the rest of your lives spouting endless anonymous bitterness.
130. layla - March 23, 2008 1:45 PM
yooo everyone needs to just shut the fuck up and enjoy the pics of this bitch's willingness to display her titties. shes thin, white, blonde, and rich so who cares. she doesnt need to have a face at all, bc its not like shes some a lister we need to see or care about on a regular basis. if you idiots have a problem with self esteem, dont come bash some broad on the internet, step into a gym and sign up for weight watchers, or do atkins. prob solved. now stfu and let me enjoy the titties in peace
131. WTF? - March 23, 2008 2:28 PM
#124, are you fucking crazy or what? I get it, you're just ANOTHER jealous chick. Kim Kardashian is like the hottest woman in the world. There's not a single straight male in this planet who wouldn't give his monthly earnings to spend a night with her. There's so many jealous chicks that hate her so much outta there because she's so incredibly hot. I find it funny how some jealous chicks call her super hot perfect hourglass body 'fat' just because they are wether assless and boobless sticks, or just fat, and can't have a perfectly shaped body like hers. I'm sorry, trying to convince yourself that Kim Kardashian isn't all that amazing or that she is 'fat' is not gonna make every straight male's dick get any less hard everytime they see a picture of her.
I have yet to see a man who says Kim Kardashian is 'fat' (and I mean a real man, not a jealous chick online pretending to pass as a guy insulting her in a terribly desperate attempt to make herself feel better about herself). Men say her body and ass are like a dream, jealous chicks say she's fat.
132. lucy - March 23, 2008 2:33 PM
Men say her body and ass are like a dream, jealous chicks say she's fat.
By the way, i recently signed up on S e e k i n g T a l l . c o m in hope to meet friends or more on Internet. Is it easy? you may want to talk to me under the name cathywoo there...
133. mara - March 23, 2008 4:13 PM
DOES ANYONE REALISE SHE GOT FREAKING SHORT ARMS?
like a Little Person!
OMG I WENT TO HER WEBSITE, LOOK AT HER ELBOWS: THEY'RE JUST NOT WHERE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!
overall she looks so short....
134. shut it, bitch - March 23, 2008 4:19 PM
"I have yet to see a man who says Kim Kardashian is 'fat' "
Then you have yet to see a man who makes more than 25k a year. I have no doubt that the ghetto trash loves her.
135. Grunion - March 23, 2008 4:23 PM
Is it possible to post a picture of a chick on here without one of Kim K's spamers flooding the board with how much hotter that fat tranvsestite arab goat felater is? I'm guessing no
#130 go pet your cats Shirley
136. Sweetness - March 23, 2008 4:25 PM
#134 She has arms? Did'nt notice witht he tits and all. u must be a chick.
137. The Risen Christ - March 23, 2008 4:38 PM
After 3 days, this morning I saw my shadow. I forget, does that mean 6 more weeks of winter?
Anyway, look. I'll make this simple. For all the people posting "all straight guys think Kim K is the hottest woman alive" - please try to follow:
she.
fucks.
n i g g e r s.
and.
enjoys.
being.
a.
urinal.
To educated white men, thaaaaaaaat's kind of a turn off. Plus, I dunno, the $1000/day budget for electrolysis.
Now...anybody know of stuff that's like wood putty, but works for hands and feet? I'm tired of getting stuck on doorknobs and cobblestone.
138. Em - March 23, 2008 5:32 PM
Oh, stop arguing.
It's not her fault she might have stumpy legs with crap plastic tits strapped onto her like 2 footballs... whatever floats her boat.
139. Globalglamour - March 23, 2008 6:01 PM
Lol, I don't get why celebrities get boob jobs then go off and wear a bikini which shows the bottom of the fake boba omg, don't they have enough money to be more classy??
Some of them are just trashy celebs!
G.G.
xoxo
www.globalglamour.wordpress.com
140. Globalglamour - March 23, 2008 6:02 PM
Lol, I don't get why celebrities get boob jobs then go off and wear a bikini which shows the bottom of the fake boba omg, don't they have enough money to be more classy??
Some of them are just trashy celebs!
G.G.
xoxo
www.globalglamour.wordpress.com
141. Globalglamour - March 23, 2008 6:02 PM
Lol, I don't get why celebrities get boob jobs then go off and wear a bikini which shows the bottom of the fake boba omg, don't they have enough money to be more classy??
Some of them are just trashy celebs!
G.G.
xoxo
www.globalglamour.wordpress.com
142. Globalglamour - March 23, 2008 6:02 PM
Lol, I don't get why celebrities get boob jobs then go off and wear a bikini which shows the bottom of the fake boba omg, don't they have enough money to be more classy??
Some of them are just trashy celebs!
G.G.
xoxo
www.globalglamour.wordpress.com
143. Somuchsoap - March 23, 2008 7:33 PM
LOL @132 and 133.
I'm male and work out daily. I can't stand women who don't take care of themselves. Especially women with pretty faces. It should be a federal offense. I fully appreciate a nice ass and good, REAL tits. Most guys I know like big shapely tits but would much rather their woman have a God-given B-cup than $7,000 DuPont water balloons splashing disgustingly around in her chest.
Jessica Biel has a nice ass. Jessica Alba has (or had) a nice ass. Guess what, they both work out! KK sits around eating fucking donuts and ice cream all day, and my guess is so do you.
144. sdfsdf - March 23, 2008 7:49 PM
though i'm aware i'm posting this way past it happened but to the person that said that they're 5' 4" and 94 pounds, that is NOT healthy. Your BMI is 16.1. a BMI of 18.5 or less is underweight.
145. flash - March 23, 2008 8:45 PM
Britney sex tape ---> http://stan1.nudesonline.com/signup/signup.php?step=signup&nats=MjM3NDUwOjU6MzM,0,0,0,0
146. Laura - March 23, 2008 10:00 PM
#106
I am offended that you say 130 lbs is fat. Being sexy has nothing to do with body weight. It's how you look that counts. Your ideal weight depends on your body structure, your muscle percentage, height, etc. I am 21, 5'6 and 135 lbs. I am an extremely active girl and have been involved in sports, dancing, etc my whole life. People tell me that they would guess that I was 120 lbs just by looking at me. But the reason I weigh what I do is because I have a lot of muscle and very little body fat. I am also not a stick and have a bootlicious butt and sexy curves. Ppl like you are what's wrong with today's generation. Too many girls are fucked up thinking they need to starve themselves because they want to weigh 100-110 lbs. I for one love my body and would never want to lose any weight. On my frame, 135 lbs is perfect. Someone who was my height and much more petite for example would weigh less than me. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out. STOP BEING A MORON.
147. Big Daddy - March 23, 2008 10:03 PM
I'd hit that
148. Laura's boyfriend - March 23, 2008 10:09 PM
I'll vouch for her - she's HOT!
Of course, I've always been bicurious.
149. flash - March 23, 2008 10:13 PM
check out her sex tape ----> http://stan1.nitrocelebs.com/track/MjM3NDUwOjU6MTU/
150. Mark - March 23, 2008 10:17 PM
Large sexy.I love her sweet smile .I saw her in millonaire dating site"WealthyLoving.com".Is really has a new baby?
151. Laura's Friend - March 23, 2008 10:25 PM
Laura, I certainly wouldn't say you're fat but you would really look a whole lot better if you lost 10 lbs.
152. What BMI? - March 23, 2008 10:40 PM
I think this BMI misrepresentation can really drive women crazy.
Right now I'm 5'2" and 98lbs. That's 17.9, less than 18, which is supposed to be the skinniest healthy BMI. But no one has told me that I'm too thin, especially after seeing me in my bikini.
I know a girl who is 5'1", 115lbs, which is 21.7 BMI. She runs, swims and plays tennis everyday and is therefore loaded with muscles and no fat.
Everyone who sees us together ALWAYS thinks that I weigh more than she does, because her body is so toned and condensed. People asked her to gain some fat.
So, please don't rely completely on this BMI because it depends heavily on a person's body composition.
153. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! - March 23, 2008 11:10 PM
Juuuuust got in under the wire on Easter Sunday in the U.S.:
U.S. military death toll reaches 4,000!!!
Woooohoooo!!!!
Funniest part - you're fighting men and WOMEN armed with rocks and sticks!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
154. Ted from LA - March 23, 2008 11:47 PM
#134
I can get over the short arms, but I keep going back to the missing feet. She must have great balance to pose like that with no feet.
155. The end is near... - March 23, 2008 11:50 PM
...for civil liberties...the war that will not end in our lifetime...sig krieg!
156. Shit Face - March 24, 2008 4:26 AM
Jesus is a cunt who doesn't exist. Fucking morons and their magic sky fairy.
157. Jesus did exist - March 24, 2008 6:31 AM
He was an essene and fought against the pharisees for their Mishnaic vulgarities. They considered themselves above God and non jews were not human beings and could be treated as such. You know, how they treat us today.
Carry your blasphemy further into the madness that consumes you, not here.
158. LBot - March 24, 2008 8:37 AM
WTF why every time I click on a pic, I go to EBay!?
159. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - March 24, 2008 10:01 AM
#5 - While you made me feel like shit for playing pocket pool at my cube when I saw this chick, here's a few more shots before you pass judgement, tubby. You call them implants, I call it money well spent.
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=4598
Crap, I just soiled my briefs... again. Who wants to shake hands?
P.S. - Meaghan is a wierd name for a dude. I'm just sayin'...
160. EuroNeckPain - March 24, 2008 10:05 AM
Her bikini doesn't fit
She looks dumb, she is stretching in front of a camera although she is not making any fitness video
And I can't stand women who wear sunglasses in their hair. If she doesn't wear the sunglasses when looking at the sea, it means she doesn't need to cover her eyes at all. She'd better think about covering her tits.
Ugly scar on her distorted leg.
161. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - March 24, 2008 10:08 AM
#107 - That photo is 'shopped. Get a fucking life fatso.
162. KIMMY - March 24, 2008 10:34 AM
You people who say she is to skinny are dumb ass idiots... Just because all you Americans are fat ass bitches doesn't mean everybody has to be fat. Anyone who is normal built and not fat, has ribbs showing in that position.
Go on a diet stupid whores...
163. unimpressed - March 24, 2008 1:47 PM
She's not attractive. She's like a boy with huge boobs. She does not have a female body. Or a pretty face.
164. Getafriend - March 24, 2008 2:01 PM
Oh GO GET SOME FRIENDS you silly people.
She's a person with fake tits, get over it.
165. Sarah - March 24, 2008 2:45 PM
"Meaghan"
....Jesus what a hideous way to spell an already-hideous and overused name....
166. Kelly - March 24, 2008 8:46 PM
Hi all.
Arguing on the internet is like saying you're the smartest person with down syndrome. If someone else doesn't agree with you, or (gasp) actually has their own thought, get over it. It's not a competition to see who can say the most ridiculous things about this girl's fake boobies or what size her legs are. She's obviously comfortable in her own skin so maybe you should try it out too instead of arguing over whether or not someone else thinks she's attractive. I doubt she gives a fuck about what any of us think.
167. ashesvicious - March 25, 2008 10:38 PM
Omg, Meaghan. Shut the fuck up already. You're seriously calling names? Omg. And I totally agree with Sarah about your name. Disgusting.
168. mushu - March 26, 2008 10:37 PM
shes hot...until u get to her legs...