Mar 20 2008Eliot Spitzer sought by Playgirl

EWWWWWW, I'll pay him a million NOT to do it...

Ewwwwwwwww

Liverworst!

I'll be the first to buy that issue - IF there's a fold-out money shot.

I'm with #1. Gross! Who wants to see his shriveled up old pencil dick?

I'm with #1. Gross! Who wants to see his shriveled up old pencil dick?

As a New Yorker, I'd like to say I REALLY don't want to see our former Governor's dick.
Plus, he looks like Gollum.
How is that sexy?

Mmmm...i want to put his wrinkly balls in my mouth...

Mmmm...i want to put his wrinkly *Gollum balls in my mouth...

I'd love to let him govern exactly where I get sore afterwards...

who the fuck would want to see THAT?

Come on Eliot, lets see the lil' spitzer

He should do it, but only if one of the pictures is what he supposedly wanted from "Kristen" - on all fours, freshly pooped but not wiped ass presented for licking. Yummy!

I might look but only if he puts his teeth back in. I've never seen a prostidick before.

#4 How did you know I was going to say that? You are one psychic troll, lemme tellya, maybe you could guest star on Medium in between shoving your head inside your own ass and pulling it out again with that shit-eating grin on your face..

Get it??? SHIT EATING???

Ok, you win. You're funnier. I hereby resign as FRIST!!! and will now post comments under the name "Jimbo".

What? There's already a Jimbo?!?!?

crap..

I think the former Governator should go for it. I'd take the million (actually talk them into two million, which I'm guessing would take about 4 seconds). I'd then take the money, hand it to my wife and say I am sorry. Then, I would hope she would forgive me, take our girls and move to Cancun together, and live a far better life then being Governator of NY. Why is it that rich people never know when enough is enough and move to greener pastures? I am guessing there are no rich people here. If there are, please tell me. Better yet, give me 3 million dollars and then I'll report back on how it feels.

As for seeing the Governator nekked, I have a pretty good guess what that would look like. I caught a 42 pound carp in the mighty Mississippi near St. Louis many years ago and it had the exact same mouth (see photo above) as the Governator. Trust me, the bottom end was nothing to write home about... it is actually where we gutted it. If he wife doesn't gut him in the same manner, I hope they have a great life in Mexico.

Of course he should do it. He is a (political) prostitute, after all.

He's just another hypocrite politician - busting johns while soliciting for sex himself.

Do women really buy Playgirl and if they do, do they really want to see this guy? Really, would a women waltz with her friends into a store to purchase the issue that Eliot would be spread in? Perhaps then, if he does do this, his wife can see what it looks like. Seems like Spitzer wasn't giving her any action but then when you have to pay $4,000 for it, does one really know how to give it anymore?

Only in America.

#18,
Exactly right. Our country needs to learn to pick better politicians and more good people need to run for office. As long as we have shitballs running the country, we will continue to have the top 1% wage earners owning over 50% of the wealth. How in the fuck do we allow this? Do you know why the gas prices bother you so much? Because you're near broke. If the wealthy would share the wealth just a bit, the masses would be happier and in the long run, the wealthy less likely to be overrun. Remember, religion is what keeps poor people from killing rich people. People are losing their religion. Warren Buffet knows all of this. Listen to his teachings...

P.S.
Governator Spitzer's wife was way hotter than the bimbo. Men are fools. I know that because I am one.

Nice publicity stunt, Playgirl....

The stunning part is not that this troll had to pay for sex, but that he actually found someone evidently smart and successful to spread for him for free.

Tool = loot backwards...

http://debra-lafave-news.blogspot.com

Who the hell would want to see this nasty old weird looking dude naked? Probably not even his wife or the whore wanted to see it. Sick, sick, sick. Playgirl has really lowered its standards, they must be desperate.

RE: Ted #21: I love you because you admit this! Love you! Why are men such fools? And who would pay some nasty ass whore $4000 for sex, how could one dirty disease filled vagina be worth that much? I really don't understand men at all.

Fishy, ole boy( insert pompous British accent here), I dare say, I nearly dropped my monocle from laughing so hard. The manner in which you report your flesh exposure for this ill famed magazine is quite humorous. Quite.

The people at Playgirl just became my new heros, even the mailroom guy.

Imagine that, would you, how does he tell his bridge partners that he was offered 1 million to expose his man parts to a taudry magazine...better yet, imagine the snide looks and remarks, behind his back...The rich they ar eso catty whne on eof their own mixes with the help...

How ever will his high society rich wife, overcome the thought of her husband, fucking a Jersey girl- when she's only heard of Jersey from watching the Sopranos.(Ya ya fuck off, the rich they like to watch shows that make them feel white, read: less ethnic.)

How do a high falutin GOVERNOR who wipes his mouth with cloth napkins at the dinner table, and eats with 3 different forks cross paths with a JERSEY girl? How many nuns did he fuck up the ass in his past life, to have merited such a fall from grace. Please don't let this story go away.

Keep this leech in the public eye, make him squirm-do it for every exploited person in AMERICA.

as an aside if any young girls are even remotely contemplating entering the sex trade, consider that your average client looks like this guy SPITZER... maybe for 40 000 nothing less.

#25,
Janine,
Long ago I told you that I loved you too. I believe it was on Feb 14th, so you know it has to be sincere (check the archive. I'm serious). Happy Valentine's once again. Men are pigs. But, we are also necessary. I haven't cheated on my wife, but I am tempted on a daily basis. Our weiners call many of the shots, but if you read the medical research from the last 3 days, you'll see that it is a result of brain activity.... even when we are sleeping . Morning boner is not so much about thoughts, but brain activity. Deep down in most men, there is a conscience. Most men are good pigs... of my best 8 friends, only one has cheated on his spouse, and you would cheer for him if you knew the situation. The bottomline is if you treat your spouse well, you will be treated well. Money and power is the saddest way to go. You end up with a bunch of people having sex and wondering why. If you have no money or power, you know why... because it is fun and it means something. Janine, when I am making love to my wife in about 15 minutes (she is finishing her work), I will think of you. As Rodney Dangerfield once said, "I was making love to my wife the other night and nothing was happening, so I said, "What's the matter, can't you think of anyone either?"

"Hello...'Kristen'?...yeah, hi, it's me. I know, I know, amazing, huh? Well, anyway...you're not retired yet, are you? Ok, that's what I thought, great! See, there's this guy, Ted, and he really really really needs you tonight..."

Umm...Ted, this is just a name I was playing with. I'm a guy. With, now, a raging hardon.

Ummm... ew. I mean look at that face if that doesnt say hey... I wanna see those goolies of yours I don't know what does.

I'm not committing to anything until Honcho makes an offer.

I'll do a Penthouse 3-way spread for free if Ron Jeremy's in it. Oink Oink!

What a pity. I saw that call girl on millionaire&celeb dating site "WealthyRomance.com" last week. It is said that high-price call girl is in relationship with a young billionaire now.

Ol' Spitz. You see, in a long lost land, when American Presidents who signed the Constitution did whores, it was par for the course.

After Bill Clinton, these dumbass kids say you have to do fugly women for free.
Then again, they haven't made a Clinton worth a damn: Ever (or smart!)

I like this dude. He has proven Sexual Economics correct 100%.

Don't BUY a second-class, under-average-looking woman who is a whore but says she is not so she can divorce your ass and suck your soul dry when you can instead:

Do like Me and Spitz! You NEVER Rent to Own when you can do Daily/Hourly/Half-Hourly Rentals. Leasing used property with high mileage AND an American woman? JUST STUPID! (And I am AMERICAN and know better!)

Oh well. He tapped it, and from high on the money mountain Proclaimed to all assembled, "It was Good". Then again, having sex with a hot chick ALWAYS costs you money, even if it is only gas, beer, dinner, or her Psychologist.

A million dollars? Lemme see... at four grand a (ahem) pop... that'll pay for 250 whores...

That's a disgusting thought......and I'm fucking rabbit.

People may want to see somebody who gets paid thousands of dollars for sex nude. However, I don't really think that people want to see somebody who has to pay for sex nude.

Isn't Playgirl for gay men?

Mmmm, it is said he is dating online now. I saw him on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week. Good luck to his search.

Considering their readers, perhaps they should have made the offer to the gay ex-governor of New Jersey.

I hope he makes that face in all the picutres.

I hope he makes that face in all the pictures.

I'm still laughing at the fact this Ashley chick HAD NO CLUE who '#9' was. Was she blindfolded during these encounters? I'm guessing she doesn't read the newspaper much.

i'd buy it!

the guy looks like one of those goddamned ferrengi fuckers from star trek!!!

Dumb shit. Next time masturbate to Internet Porn.

The poor young lady is not biting the millions of dollars offers of the men's magazines and etc. She's sticking to her own music to earn money out of her newfound popularity. She still has that decency of a proud american woman. Many of the commentators do not have that kind of decency. Many are cashing in on her popularity. Worse, they even go to the extent of destroying further the personality of their prey to earn much money.

He looks like a sex freak. I'd buy it.