Mar 31 2008Dina Lohan is a sack of stupid

Dina Lohan started filming her new reality show Living Lohan and would have us believe her daily schedule consists of interrupting dance classes in the middle of Harlem. Riight. She, of course, does this while towing around her 14-year-old daughter Ali and her grandmother - allegedly. Poor woman probably was taken from a nursing home screaming "The orange devil's got me!" Which isn't far off considering Dina's days really involve eating infants then beating up homeless guys for change.

Thanks to Ashley who would provide a safe and fire-crotch-free home for Grandma Lohan. In exchange for snickerdoodles.

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FIRST! biatches

That's Lindsay in ten years. Damn you boooooooooooooze!!!!

first?

Yeah yeah, proud day, lemme tell ya..

@1 Thanks for covering form me while I was at lunch troll..

They say booze is the great equalizer, but in the case of the Lohans, it just makes the rest of us more equal as thier brain cells die. Die, brain cells, DIE!

I'd fuck all three of them. I'm starting with you, Grandma.

She really is the white Oprah.

@7 OK that is enough troll. I think it is time for you to get back into the trunk..

I see the trolls are out to play.


Seriously, she looks terrible! But she could be wearing just a shirt and no pants as that's the style these days.. Let's all be thankful she hasn't caught on to that..

@8 Yeah she has the arm wings just like Oprah..

perfect example of how women go sour after 30.

Jimbo, no - start with Ali's pussy (like a good cherrypoppin' daddy), then switch to Dina's ass (just because she deserves to be in pain), and then bust your nut all over grandma's face (because her mouth will probably be hanging open anyway).

I'm gonna go get a bacon burger..

FRIST!!! Make sure to get it blended with no salt..

damn. that whore has been ridden hard and put away wet. UGH. hard livin'

@13 Thanks for the instructions FRIST Troll. I am sure you are all over grandma..

Real FRIST - Enjoy your bacon burger. That sounds good..

Veggi - why no salt? I like salt on my margaritas..

wow- if i was grandma lohan,i would NOT appear anywhere aknowledging that i was related to those shitbag people...

Jimbo "blended with no salt" is lesbian code.

Good to see that "White Oprah" has been getting mouth-posing lessons from Heidi Montag.

Mike Lesbian code for what??

A "bacon burger blended with no salt" is a double-headed dildo. (thanks, Urban Dictionary)

Personally, I go for the pants no shirt look...

@23 Butt you have the rack to pull that look off..

I have make poopie to give her many pleasure.

@22 Mike, You were looking on the wrong page. "bacon burger blended with no salt" means you have a little dick and can not get it up..

Glad my lunch amused you all. But actually I didn't see bacon burger on the menu so I just ordered the double headed dildo figuring I could just give it to Mike and Meaghan. That's when I realized I was not at White Castle, but rather Castle Superstore..

I hate Mondays.

Jimbo, we're not all on your page.

Man, I got nothing here. I'll just say that Dina Lohan is a ubercunt. Watching this piece of shit makes me want to send Joe Jackson a father's day card.

Strange woman; at times she looks fresh and beautiful, and then all of a sudden she is saggy and covered with yellowish spots.Is she 35 or 60, it is hard to tell.

@28 Mike, Good, stay the fuck off!!

@29 Auntie, Do you have any comments about the "bacon burger blended with no salt" That is at least a little more interesting than Dina Blohan..

Great, now not only do I have to stop at the grocery store after work, but I gotta hit the liquor store and porno shop..

If she was in Harlem why wasn't she shot?

The Spicy Baconator is not a lesbian term I hope, cause those bad boys is tasty..

Frist ordered the doubled headed dildo that's white on one end and peanut-brown on the other. It's called the "FRIST 80m Invader".

#33 is that at Wendy's?? That was kind of what I think I wanted. I dunno, saw a commercial for some kind of bacon burger, and guess it was NOT at BK..

@31 None that are funny sadly.. Anyway I'm saving my appetite for dinner. By dinner I mean happy hour at my local. Shit, still almost three hours till booze time.

The porno shop? Couldn't your daughter get a ride home after work?

#35 yes at Wendy's. Which is normally gross, but they have this bacon thing going on which I am helpless to resist. much like beaver. mmmmm beaver.

:O

that old lady looks like my mammaw. omg.
dina lohan, not the stolen elderly woman.

I love Grandma Lohan! What a cute little ole' lady :)

I love Grandma Lohan! What a cute little ole' lady :)

@36 Aunti, You mean we are suppose to wait until we get off work to start drinking?? There goes my day. Thanks buddy..

@37 Go fuck yourself troll..

I just took a crap. i can't believe VH1 hasn't called yet to give one of my nards it's own show.

#34, yeah, but I got it for you so..

She's wearing a bathrobe to dance on her TV show?
wow, that takes some chutzpah, yes?

Hopefully, next time she goes to Harlem, so drug deal with go bad, and she will get caughtin the crossfire. Dina sucks. horrible human being.

#43 - it's on already, it's called "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"

@43 I'm sure the offer will come through soon.. Alternatively consider optioning the pilot with E! PS, LOL at the Midnight Express comment. That was fuckin' funny.

#42 Jimbo, you don't have to wait until after work unless you have a broken turn signal on your car..

#2 ten years? I'd say ten months.

@49, FRIST, Thanks, I was starting to get the shakes..

dina lohan makes me understand why linds is such a fuck up

i would be too w/ an attention whore mom like her

You can tell Grandma is totally mortified being with those two. That said, she still looks better than Ali Lohan, who's looking more and more like she's Lindsay's age. And by Lindsay's age, I mean 40.

Can somebody please tell me who the fucking fuck is Dina Lohan?

She's in such pain to hold her arms up and she does it anyway!! I think all of you underestimate her determination.

#54 dave31 You're on the fucking internet. Can you not look her up? Or maybe infer who she is by her last name and the fact that she looks exactly like Lindsay Lohan?

Or are you pulling a "I'm so cool and she's so not I don't even know who she is" thing.

Either way you're retarded

this mother of gingervitis is definately more deserviing of being put out of her misery than old slag bag jan jan.

Damn...one of the Hohans NEEDS a job...Mom and Grandma are having to beg for food at the emergency food pantry (pic #12)!!!

@ 56. PrettyPinkPonies -

Fortunately, my life does not revolve around the net and "celebrities" like Lindsey fucking Lohan

Has Meaghan jumped off a building yet?

What a ^%$&$%$ woman!! The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported she joined the rich men seeking sugar babies site sugarmatchmaker.c o m and she is mentioned to find a sugar daddy there! the magazine fool her?? or fool us.

anyone else notice that the little one bares a striking resemblance to winona ryder? she'll be shoplifting in no time

It is so pathetic to watch some people who will do anything to be "famous."

She's such a famewhore skank.

we had gathered
that it wa sthe father
that the particular dna link came from
not the dna from dina

...is that what the augument is about?

...actually... [we understand] it was neither

would you want her as your mother ?

we wont forget you ali... just survive till you can move out

dina looks tore up from the floor up and shot to the curb. "you ain't even pretty, biatch!"
she try so hard to look like daughter linds...aawwww.

got any DHL for a ninja blowjob?

She is a fucked up bitch that lives her life through her daughters. Horrible parent!!!!

I love the lohans. people need to stop hatting. This show is going to make my week stop making me feel bad. Grrr this video clip is way better and actualy shows how dina is a good mom www.youtube.com/livinglohan so back off people

Dina Lohan won an award for being the best mother. She is more screwed up then her kids. She obviously couldn't keep tabs on Lindsay who pretty much ended up blowing up her career now she wants her younger daughter Ali, who cannot sing worth crap by the way to be the famous one and what buy her more houses and luxurious things. Please after one show you know they will be dropping the Lohan's. It's sad how low E! tv really sinks to have more ratings with shows like that they can;t be expecting to much.

c'mon you know it's fun to watch! Dina's not my favorite character on the show - never really been a fan of hers, but you can tell she trying to do her best so that Ali doesn't go the route Lindsay does. The media plays a huge toll on celebrities and make it their job to cut people down with deceptive rumors. It's cool to see their side on things...give em a break

I think the show is hella funny. I dont know about you guys but. Dina is a great manager i wish she was mine

Well to be quite honest, no wonder Lindsay drinks, does drugs, and all that other stuff, her mom is awful, to get a TV show just act like a total BITCH, what is the matter with mom' s out there these days. The are all jealous of their daughters and try to rain on there parade. Lindsay word of advice, run, run as far as fast as you can.

i think the show is funny too! I think Dina just got consumed by the hollywood hoopla...she really has the best interest of her kids at heart. I think the dad wanted more fame than anything! Glad to see more of an inside look at their lives than reading all the crap that the media says!

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