Mar 25 2008Demi Moore has a sexy secret - that's f'ing gross
Demi Moore chatted with David Letterman last night to promote her new movie Flawless. Dave commented on her "amazing" looks and Demi revealed her latest age-defying secrete: Austrian leech therapy. These pics are from this morning so judger for yourself whether she looks amazing or, I dunno, let's say an alien. Here's an excerpt of the interview via The Huffington Post:
"I feel like I've always been someone looking for the cutting edge of things that optimize your health and healing," she told Dave. "I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy." Demi describes how four leeches got drunk on her blood, starting from her bellybutton, and how they don't like hair and prefer waxed or shaved skin.
Hopefully Demi Moore will continue her leech therapy at home and maybe, fingers crossed, one of them will escape and bite off Ashton Kutcher's penis. Then, as the story goes, an angel gets its wings and becomes a stripper. I'm 90% sure that's in the Bible. Right after the chapter where God tells Moses that "Dude, if you think you're cool to drive, I believe you. But first we should totally get nachos!"
Reader Comments
1. adad - March 25, 2008 4:02 PM
first
2. haha - March 25, 2008 4:03 PM
those sunglasses are ridiculous!
3. Austin - March 25, 2008 4:04 PM
second :p
4. wot - March 25, 2008 4:08 PM
pi
5. Dear Superficial - March 25, 2008 4:09 PM
Dear Superficial Staff:
Please take an example from fark.com where they deal with "first" posters in an ingenious way. Any post with the word "first" in it (or derivations thereof) automatically gets bumped and changed to "bacon".
Thank you.
6. morons - March 25, 2008 4:10 PM
Australian leech therapy??? Only if she's getting her leg reattached. Thanks, Demi, for taking us back to the Middle Ages.
7. Jimbo - March 25, 2008 4:15 PM
WTC Are they both living in the middle ages? I though leeching went out with the Spanish Inquisition?
8. deacon jones - March 25, 2008 4:17 PM
Who the fuck cares, id fuck her all night LONG!!!!!
9. Randal - March 25, 2008 4:20 PM
I've never been a fan but I must say, she does look good and continues to keep in shape, whether it's from plastic surgery or excersise plus a balanced and healthy diet.
You look great kid!
Randal
10. Ladnar - March 25, 2008 4:24 PM
I'm not a fan but I have to admit that her penis has held up well. By the way, she makes Ashton wear a buttplug at (almost) all times, so that's why he doesn't wear Speedos.
11. e2m2o - March 25, 2008 4:27 PM
I with Deac's...Tap it, flip it and smack dat ass around! MILF, Cougar and GILF...I would put her on a plate and sop her up with a biscuit!
You know I sayin'?!?!?!
12. mike - March 25, 2008 4:29 PM
@8 deacon, how would you fuck her all night long? You can't last 8 seconds on my goat.
13. FRIST!!! - March 25, 2008 4:40 PM
#5 really?? That's awesome!!
14. kochanski - March 25, 2008 4:43 PM
Anyone else think this sounds like a lame Ashton Kutcher inspired "punk the media" thing?
15. Jimbo - March 25, 2008 4:45 PM
@5 So what happen is someone post "bacon" first??
16. spindoc - March 25, 2008 4:52 PM
How sad, she is so desperate to be "Cutting Edge" that she is stupid enough to believe anything.
Demi, let me tell you something....leeches don't eat "Toxins" sweethart, they eat blood. They aren't pulling any bad things out of your body, they are feasting on the blood and plasma proteins you stupid twat.
Oh, and as for being cutting edge......yeah, well doctors used to bleed people to make them healthier, back around the Middle Ages, so I guess you've failed in THAT attempt huh?
17. doyouhavealife - March 25, 2008 4:53 PM
this is for the losers that sit around these sites to write "first" on the postings. i dunno what the point of it is...it just seems to be evidence that you have nothing to do with you life.
go outside, take a walk, read a book, do soooomething!
im stuck behind a computer at work all day, whats your excuse?
18. Jimbo - March 25, 2008 4:56 PM
Id leech that lady all night long.
BOOYAH
19. A Cop - March 25, 2008 5:05 PM
I wish I had the money to waste on this type of shit. Instead, I make a blog like this one http://paymystudentloans.blogspot.com/
20. Trover - March 25, 2008 5:12 PM
Her bod is rocking, but her face is really close to being stretched too tight. Ashton must love his grannies love tights faces and wrinkly necks. Just give her 5 years.
21. JohnnyL - March 25, 2008 5:26 PM
Amazing bod? Hell, you can see the outline of the saline bags.
22. deacon jones - March 25, 2008 5:28 PM
@12
Lots of whiskey and cocaine, silly
23. BarelyStearn - March 25, 2008 5:36 PM
WTF?!?!? What in the hell is this woman wearing?? Jesus, even a maniacal Britney dresses better than this to take a dump at her neighborhood Taco Bell...
P.S. - #5 - I'm less annoyed by the ones posting "First!" than I am the constant "advertorials" for single sites I see here almost on the hour! F THEM!
24. Thatsit - March 25, 2008 5:58 PM
Doesn't silicone kill leeches? Or is it collagen?
25. estrella - March 25, 2008 6:02 PM
Please remember that Demi's husband is trying to cook up ways to fool the media. Could leech therapy be his next attempt? I think it's more than plausible.
26. sexxxxxxxx - March 25, 2008 7:21 PM
number 5
thats fucking hilarious!
but Demi is old and no one really gives a shit about her anymore.
she needs to go back in her cave and let Ashton use his microscopic penis
27. BunnyButt - March 25, 2008 7:37 PM
I just realized that, looking at the Asston post and this one, his legs are skinnier than hers. He needs some calf implants to bulk him up a bit so he can attempt to look a bit more manly than the wife.
28. is4301 - March 25, 2008 7:40 PM
did everyone forget that gossip prank show that her husband is producing? this story totally has to be a fake. I'm surprised she kept a straight face.
29. oakling - March 25, 2008 8:45 PM
mmmm, bacon! i'd be behind that....
30. Bush - March 25, 2008 9:19 PM
She is so lovely and large sexy.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site “W e a l t h y L o v i n g .c o m “.What kind of relation she want in this site?Dose she really fall in bad ill?
31. nomoregwbush - March 25, 2008 9:22 PM
I feel sorry for her - she's done too much to herself. In that picture she has an implant that's so obvious and has moved from its original location.
She needs to drop her youth cravings and embrace her age! She has teenagers who probably don't want a mom acting like a teenager.
32. Tom - March 25, 2008 9:43 PM
whitewomensuck.blogspot.com
33. Warren Piece - March 25, 2008 10:29 PM
Ever since I saw nude pics of her and her HUGE hairy area, I've been turned off. I'm sure she waxes like a fiend now, but that thing went all the way under and up her back. I'm serious - search - you'll see.
34. Stefanie - March 25, 2008 11:48 PM
This silly claim of Demi's is most likely part of Ashton's show! Her husband is having her punk the media. How is this not obvious????
35. Ted from LA - March 26, 2008 12:19 AM
I'd like to see her try scorpions next.
36. b - March 26, 2008 3:23 AM
hottest woman on the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37. Alma - March 26, 2008 8:28 AM
It's obvious that she is very attractive but give me a break with those new teeth! her mouth is just disgusting to me! She should just sit there and don't say a word, b/c as soon as she starts talking I start throwing up. Sorry Demi! Ashton could have done sooooo much better considering his age and looks :(
38. Arethusa - March 26, 2008 10:05 AM
She's probably paying absurd amounts of money for a disgusting treatment that probably doesn't even work and as a result, a whole bunch of stupid rich girls will probably do the same, cause, after all, Demi says it's sooo cool! Please, just accept that you're getting old woman!!
39. I think celebs are the lights of our modern civilization - March 26, 2008 12:31 PM
Dear Demi Moore:
Depriving your body of blood is the perfect way to live forever. Vampires have been doing it for centuries. But why use the leeches as the middle man? There is an easier, quicker and more effective way (revealed here for the first time): using a sharp knife, slit your wrists along the veins up towards your forearms. Be sure to get a deep cut in quickly so that you have a healthy gush of blood. Then, lie down and relax while unconsciousness takes over. Trust me, this will be the best thing you've ever done.
Sincerely,
A Fan
40. Willravel - March 26, 2008 12:32 PM
One leach is working: Ashton.
41. Alex - March 26, 2008 12:55 PM
Just because I know everyones been losing sleep over this.. Thats an iPhone with an Agent 18 hard plastic cover. Get one if you have an iPhone. Goodnight
42. MeanJean - March 26, 2008 2:35 PM
Leech therapy?? The lengths some people go to cling to their youth. I wouldn't be surprised if she resorts to bathing in the blood of virgins a few years down the road. And BTW, Demi, you can get the same boost of energy by donating blood. Whenever your body is forced to create new blood you feel amazing a couple days afterward. And hey - you'd actually be doing something charitable. It might get your mind off the fact that you're aging for a while.
43. Rebecca - March 26, 2008 5:37 PM
Someone perscribed leech therapy to Sir Paul Macartney - so Sir Paul picked a HUGE, one-legged leech...
And seriously - why do beautiful women have to hide behind gigantic sunglasses and ugly clothes? :D
44. KT - August 28, 2008 2:19 AM
Hey, "morons" (appropriate screenname), it's Austrian leech therapy, not Australian.
What is so fun about downing Demi Moore? She's way less superficial & drama free than most superstars. She lives in a small, quiet town - away from the Hollywood hype. She raises her children in a stable atmosphere where she & her children's father have a cohesive working relationship. I wish all superstars followed this path, but maybe I don't... obviously some people are still bored enough to come up with some flaw in them, no matter who they are or how they live there lives... speaking of lives, dude.. you guys should get one.
45. mikeock - April 4, 2009 7:18 AM
My lips would leech onto her shaved pussy all night long.