Mar 18 2008Danielle Fishel cries and avoids jail
Danielle Fishel (a.k.a. Topanga from Boy Meets World) went before a judge and bawled her eyes out for missing a court date in her DUI case. Apparently her calculated legal strategy worked and her probation was reinstated. Ah, sweet justice. TMZ reports:
Danielle Fishel went under radar as she appeared in a LA Courthouse earlier this year. She had failed to show for a hearing in an earlier DUI case and a warrant was issued for her arrest. Then last December, she was pulled over in the O.C. When cops ran her name in the computer, they found she had a warrant and busted her.
First off, she went under the radar because I guarantee at least half the comments will read "Who the hell is Danielle Fishel?" She was the love interest of Corey Matthews. DUH! God, people, open a book once in a while. Anyway, it's nice to know that you can simply cry your way out of jail. But, sadly, that didn't work for me. When I bawled before a judge they threw me right in the slammer. Mostly because it wasn't even my trial and I sort of parked my car in the juror box - upside down. So called "legal experts" will blame the bottle of Jager I drank for breakfast. I blame the county for letting me build a ramp in five minutes out in the parking lot. Honestly, what do I pay taxes for?
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Reader Comments
1. Roz - March 18, 2008 3:56 PM
oh boo hoo
2. Nyn3 - March 18, 2008 3:57 PM
2nd
3. dave - March 18, 2008 3:59 PM
Damn, she is so hot.
4. lulu - March 18, 2008 4:04 PM
she has looked exactly like this for like 10 years. get a haircut or something! gawd!
5. sexxxxxxxx - March 18, 2008 4:04 PM
go drunken celebs haha
i don't know what we would do for entertainment without them... seriously
6. Feel_the_velvet - March 18, 2008 4:07 PM
Look at those DSLs.
But she kind of has a Tina Turner thing going on. Not sure if that's good or bad...
7. Ted from LA - March 18, 2008 4:10 PM
I wonder what she can bench.
8. Heather - March 18, 2008 4:11 PM
So, she is 27 (looked it up) and she has looked the same since she was 14. She has the hollywood secret of looking young, how is it the only thing she's done that anyone knows is boy meets world?
9. Auntie Kryst - March 18, 2008 4:12 PM
She has to be the hottest chick in all the Shire.
10. Jimbo - March 18, 2008 4:13 PM
First this is far better than Amy's face, but who gives a shit. I wish she would go to jail and someone would video the Linda Blair prison action..
11. Jimbo - March 18, 2008 4:21 PM
@9 Auntie, Just give her a couple of sugar cubes and she will follow you anywhere..
12. sportsdvl - March 18, 2008 4:27 PM
Isn't this a site to make fun of celebrities? Why is this no-name idiot on here?
13. Randal - March 18, 2008 4:28 PM
Topanga! Wow! She's certainly looking beautiful. I remember her from the show and what a great actress she was and no doubt still is. Her youthful look will certainly continue to grow with her as she ages and fine aging she's done to look as great as she does.
Congrats Danielle! You've made a fan out of me. xoxo!
14. BarelyStearn - March 18, 2008 4:29 PM
Sorry -- still lost: Who is this...?
15. lipper - March 18, 2008 4:30 PM
Judge must've been horny and couldn't keep his eyes off her heaving chest is my guess.
Seriously, thats all it takes is a few crocodile tears?
Boo hoo sorry judge, I couldn't keep my lips off his cock.. and I mean.. *sniffle sob* I couldn't like say NO?? He PAID me! IS that my fault? *boo hoo hoo!!*
Oh wait, we're talking about alcohol. My bad.
.. is it me or does it look like she could pass for Paula Abduls (sp?) love child?
16. gotmilk? - March 18, 2008 4:35 PM
Randal will congratulate anything. jesus, get some fucking standards. are you congratulating her for getting a DUI? fucking retard.
17. Don Wilson - March 18, 2008 4:36 PM
Danielle Fishel is the hottest girl on the planet.
Prove me wrong.
18. morga - March 18, 2008 4:41 PM
she looks hot and yet somewhat manly at the same time
I heard that she posts at washeduptrannymeet dot com, her profile has gotten four page views this year!
(oh man, I hope that's not a real site...)
19. jules - March 18, 2008 4:47 PM
dear God, why can't she fix those EYEBROWS. who does crescent shaped eyebrows past junior high ?
20. Chauncey Gardner - March 18, 2008 4:59 PM
She looks like Yasmine Bleeth. Hey, what the fuck ever happened to her, anyway? Maybe this is her, after having some strong guy press down on her head and shoulders for two hours a day over the last ten years.
21. Zigs - March 18, 2008 4:59 PM
She looked much better back when she was "Dan" Fishel.
22. Andy - March 18, 2008 5:00 PM
Scary Spice would beat her in a fight, but only because of street toughness. Danelle would dominate a powerlifting competition.
23. Veroonica - March 18, 2008 5:07 PM
13. Please stop with the homo remarks. Go to Perez.
She looks like a young Sally Struthers. Not pretty what happened to Sally. Jeesh.
24. Ricky - March 18, 2008 5:11 PM
She should start doing Pizza Hutt commercials now that Queen Latifah is representing Jenny Craig. She looks like she gets her share of fast food.
25. Mike - March 18, 2008 5:38 PM
I wonder how long before she's in Playboy? It's been a loooong wait!!
26. Mike - March 18, 2008 5:38 PM
I wonder how long before she's in Playboy? It's been a loooong wait!!
27. havoc - March 18, 2008 5:42 PM
I saw her profile on Ican'tgetanactingjobsoIdocartoonvoiceovers. com.
I wonder what she's looking for? Just curious.
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28. Jimboooo! - March 18, 2008 5:53 PM
Fucking hell. Wouldn't want to get in a fight with her.
29. jos - March 18, 2008 5:54 PM
she looks like a fatter and shorter version of angelina jolie
30. Spazz - March 18, 2008 5:56 PM
#9 - brilliant!
31. Don Wilson - March 18, 2008 6:07 PM
ITP: Jealousy ensues
32. bedot - March 18, 2008 6:44 PM
Topanga was my first true love.
Some of my earliest masturbation memories
33. bedot - March 18, 2008 6:44 PM
Topanga was my first true love.
Some of my earliest masturbation memories
34. nice - March 18, 2008 8:30 PM
she is so nice .at least in my mind. Her profile and photos were found on
a millionaire&celeb dating site called"Celeb Mingle . com"last week!
35. Skeps - March 18, 2008 8:48 PM
Live Tyler
There I did it.
Oh, and has she always looked that botoxed or did i just not notice it on the show?
36. Skeps - March 18, 2008 8:50 PM
*@ 17 Liv Tyler
37. kdollarsign - March 18, 2008 8:55 PM
her face and body have always bothered me.
38. joflo - March 18, 2008 9:32 PM
EVERYONE knows Topanga.
39. FACE - March 19, 2008 7:37 AM
I am so tired of shit liek this for rich white female celebs. WHy can they break the law and endanger innocent people and get off? Then disrespect the court adn still get off?
40. Roy - March 19, 2008 9:33 AM
Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week. "She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site", according to the officials of that site.
41. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - March 19, 2008 9:36 AM
Is she a body builder? Oh wait... I just put on my glasses and realized she's just a fat bitch.
42. jack handy - March 19, 2008 10:00 AM
what a stupid looking face
43. Ted Mosby - March 19, 2008 10:28 AM
She almost killed me with those thighs. Headlocked me when I was doing the rug munch.
44. Big Daddy - March 19, 2008 11:04 AM
I'd fuck the hell out of Topanga. Aye mami.
45. Janine - March 19, 2008 12:13 PM
That is one manly looking tranny.
46. Kost2Kost - March 20, 2008 4:20 PM
I totally forgot about this chic. Shes definitely a hotty
47. Mark - March 24, 2008 7:55 AM
So sexy .I just saw her in millonaire dating site"WealthyLoving.com".Is really fall in love with a young sexy bpy?
48. Matt - April 10, 2008 5:50 AM
Stupid Bitch.