Mar 6 2008Courteney Cox needs to rethink her security
Courteney Cox is targeting Britney Spears and Paris Hilton on her new season of FX's Dirt. I never watch the show because, quite frankly, Courteney looks like the type of chick that would eat your soul - without the courtesy of letting you see her bra. Anyway, she's not afraid who she'll parody this season because she's got her big, strong husband David Arquette to protect her according to FOX News (Who conveniently is part of the same parent company as FX. I'm just sayin'.):
But if the celebs don’t find the joke so funny, it is her hubby/fellow executive producer, David Arquette, who will handle the heat.
"If somebody called me and was really mad at me, I'd assure them that it was never my intention to hurt anybody," Cox said. "But I’ll just give the phone over to David."
Because there's nothing more terrifying than a hipster doofus in your grill. I mean, seriously. All you have to do is say Bright Eyes sounds just like Arcade Fire then, when he rambles on for five hours, you beat him over the head with his Mac Powerbook. Now get on the horn, and tell them how to bring these sons of bitches down!
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Reader Comments
1. Famous Plastic - March 6, 2008 2:09 PM
Uh oh, Courtney's botox is showing...
2. daguz - March 6, 2008 2:12 PM
She can eat my soul.
3. Cowgirl gets sloppy 2nd's? - March 6, 2008 2:14 PM
Did I see Texas Tranny on that last post or a droll troll?
4. fergernauster - March 6, 2008 2:17 PM
Jeezus. She was cute back in the day, but she now needs to trade her "cosmetic therapist" in for the one Demi Moore employs.
5. The Veggi Whore - March 6, 2008 2:18 PM
making fun of brit and Paris? I'll drink to that!!
But, shit, I drink to the mail arriving, so..
6. fergernauster - March 6, 2008 2:19 PM
... she does have a soft, shiny, silky mane, tho'...
7. Texas Tranny - March 6, 2008 2:22 PM
Yes Cowgirl it was me.
8. Ted from LA - March 6, 2008 2:24 PM
I thought she was married to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
9. Cowgirl - March 6, 2008 2:25 PM
Great TT! What RU wearing?
10. dogonabone - March 6, 2008 2:25 PM
Does anyone else see the Joker?
11. Jumpin_J - March 6, 2008 2:25 PM
David Arquette? Oooooh I'm so scared. Bring it, beeeotch. I'll crush him with my 22" pythons, brother. Watcha gonna do?
12. Cowgirl knows politics (not really) - March 6, 2008 2:27 PM
No, Ted. You're thinking of ol' square-jaw Maria. She has the most geometrical bone structure I've ever seen!
13. Grunion - March 6, 2008 2:27 PM
Please post no more photos of David Arquette, they're scaring me.
14. mike - March 6, 2008 2:28 PM
Uh, Cowgirl? What the hell are you trying to do? Quit your damn "what are you wearing" to a tranny. Go email each other some where else. Sick bitch.
15. Cowgirl - March 6, 2008 2:31 PM
Whoa! Mike! At least say "hi". You missed me did ya? Doesn't everyone want to know what TT wears? I'm sick Mike? You're the one with goat fetish right?
16. Texas Tranny - March 6, 2008 2:32 PM
Wouldn't you like to know......*wink,wink*............
I would love to tell you all the details, so contact me through myspace and I'll share.
17. Texas Tranny - March 6, 2008 2:35 PM
Yeah Mike,
Everyone wants to know what I'm wearing.........
tee hee
18. Auntie Kryst - March 6, 2008 2:35 PM
Meh, the show is going to suck. Art cannot interpret life here. How can anyone possibly parody the real life parodies that are Brit Tard and Supercunt?
On an unrelated note, FX better not fucking wuss out again and cancel The Riches after only a few episodes. Fuckin' douchebags, it's a good show keep it on.
19. mike - March 6, 2008 2:36 PM
Cowgirl, I did miss you. I'm usually a better shot than that. Esspecially when I'm given such a HUGE target as your ass is.
20. James - March 6, 2008 2:37 PM
Nice Independence Day reference :)
21. want meds - March 6, 2008 2:37 PM
In the first pic, she's nearly rockin' an Adam's Apple . . .
22. DD - March 6, 2008 2:38 PM
Hey Mike, did you know your Mother is a great cocksucker?
Well she is, didn't spill a drop.
23. RichPort - March 6, 2008 2:39 PM
Oh NAW...
(not aging well...)
24. Cowgirl has man-hoes in many area codes (or not) - March 6, 2008 2:39 PM
Oh! Bring it on Mikey! you jealous, you can only imagine my tight toosh and not touch?
25. mike - March 6, 2008 2:40 PM
Yeah, who do you think taught her? I'm a mamas boy man. Now go fuck yourself while I get back to getting my bj.
26. No Friends - March 6, 2008 2:42 PM
Go ahead - hand "Mister-Big-Bad " your phone. I bet he just loves taking the heat after his smart ass of a wife sits on it for a half hour making whomever is on the other end steaming assed mad .... Yeah ... we men just love the shit out of that bitch .... I would make him cry just like I would YOU !!
HAHAHAHAHA .....................
27. everyone knows cowgirl ain't got no spellin' skills - March 6, 2008 2:43 PM
@25, not getting blowjob are you or you wouldn't be so damn petulent (sp?)
28. mike - March 6, 2008 2:46 PM
#27. So, you're a self declared moron.
29. Texas Tranny - March 6, 2008 2:50 PM
Good one Cowgirl....................Almost hard it right "petulant"
Back-off Mike or I might have to kick your ass. Then you'd have to explain to all your buddies how a sissy-ass tranny kicked your fucking ass and handed it to you on a platter.
tee hee
30. TT - March 6, 2008 2:51 PM
^had^
31. mike troll - March 6, 2008 2:53 PM
I like to wear TT's little bo peep outfit when I get my goat lovin on.
32. TT - March 6, 2008 3:02 PM
@31,
Have you been in my closet??????
That's one of my favorite outfits. So pretty and feminine, pretty pink and white lace trim, complete with petticoats.
33. Joe Melnick - March 6, 2008 3:04 PM
Did she always have an adam's apple? Pic #1 looks like she swallowed a spoon. Sideways.
34. D. Richards (Hands.) - March 6, 2008 3:07 PM
Courtney Cox is still living?
35. FRIST!!! - March 6, 2008 3:10 PM
She is NOT aging well. WTC is wrong with her neck? Tumors??? Her eyelids are more sunken in than D. R.'s balls..
36. Texas Tranny - March 6, 2008 3:13 PM
Looks like somebody is going to have a birthday next Tuesday. I hope you're planning a big ass party.
37. FRIST!!! - March 6, 2008 3:19 PM
Really??? Who????
38. Hecubus - March 6, 2008 3:20 PM
I only really visit this site these days in the vain hope of Scarlett Johansson nude pics suddenly showing up but I have to say 'Now get on the horn, and tell them how to bring these sons of bitches down!' was pretty damn funny.
39. XavierH - March 6, 2008 3:21 PM
Why are we seeing stills from Lars and the Real Girl?
40. Jimbo - March 6, 2008 3:22 PM
Hey TT how did you know it was my birthday next week??
41. Texas Tranny - March 6, 2008 3:24 PM
Not real sure.........somebody important...........can't recall her name...........
42. Jimbo - March 6, 2008 3:26 PM
Hey TT I am not a she, but I am important..
43. FRIST!!! - March 6, 2008 3:28 PM
It's MEEEEE!!!!!
I'm going to be 29!!
44. Texas Tranny - March 6, 2008 3:28 PM
JImbo, is Tuesday your birthday?????
If it is, I know somebody is gone to freak...........
45. Jimbo - March 6, 2008 3:30 PM
Actually it is Wednesday.
46. FRIST!!! - March 6, 2008 3:33 PM
Yeah, NEXT Wed..
Mine is THIS Tues, and everybody has to buy me a shot.
47. The Office Whore - March 6, 2008 3:34 PM
I'll drink to your birthday! ! ! ! !
Jimbo AND FRIST!!! having birthdays?????
My, my! That causes for a double shot a whiskey!
48. FRIST!!! - March 6, 2008 3:39 PM
Thanks Whore, has your mail come yet??
49. Texas Tranny - March 6, 2008 3:42 PM
Oh hell yes.....................drinks for everybody............
50. The Whore of The Office - March 6, 2008 3:43 PM
ha. NO! So I drank to it not coming..
pst, new post.
51. Auntie Kryst - March 6, 2008 3:43 PM
Whoa whoa whoa, pour me a drink too please. My mail just arrived, and I got a letter from PCH. I may already be a winner of several million dollars. Cheers!
52. Jimbo - March 6, 2008 3:55 PM
here is a new Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt post
53. Jimbo - March 6, 2008 3:55 PM
there is a new Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt post
54. Jimbo - March 6, 2008 3:55 PM
there is a new Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt post
55. jesse - March 6, 2008 4:07 PM
HOLY ADAM'S APPLE BATMAN!!
56. Ript1&0 - March 6, 2008 5:25 PM
Christ, I'm so not hip anymore. I'm not familiar with these bands, never really got in to that genre I suppose. Is it still popular now? Ok, I'll put them on the list.
57. momo - March 6, 2008 5:26 PM
manhands
58. momo - March 6, 2008 5:27 PM
but I would tap her.
59. momo - March 6, 2008 5:28 PM
or at least get a hand job
60. momo - March 6, 2008 5:28 PM
or at least get a hand job
61. momo - March 6, 2008 5:28 PM
or at least get a hand job
62. vertmont - March 6, 2008 5:50 PM
Shes turning in to Demi Moore!
63. carly - March 6, 2008 5:54 PM
courtney cox is a bombshell! luv her
64. bobosl - March 6, 2008 6:07 PM
btw, I saw his pic before on a celeb site called ‘SearchingMillionaire dot com’! Is that fake or real?
65. Best Comment Ever - March 6, 2008 6:16 PM
All you have to do is say Bright Eyes sounds just like Arcade Fire then, when he rambles on for five hours, you beat him over the head with his Mac Powerbook.
The above comment is amazingly awesome
66. toolsjdj - March 6, 2008 7:47 PM
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67. D. Richards (Groper.) - March 6, 2008 7:56 PM
Please, Frist -- Twenty-nine? Sure.
68. hateher - March 6, 2008 8:48 PM
check out her fuckin huge adams apple-gross looks like she swallowed a dick-i mean thats damn gross
69. Ted from LA - March 6, 2008 9:03 PM
She looks like she just lost a match of Rock'em Sock'em Robot. I think the reason she lost is because she and her husband had five bottles of wine at dinner instead of one. That and she has a 19 inch neck.
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71. eXtasyStef - March 6, 2008 11:25 PM
She doesn't need security..she looks like she could kick some serious ass if you pissed her off.
72. jstunnah - March 6, 2008 11:38 PM
shes gotten like angelina jolie skeletor skinny or something...
73. Border - March 7, 2008 12:33 AM
Ewwww. Courteney and JAniston are getting seriously ugly in the face. Dunno about Kudrow though, she is out of work.
74. hoss arse - March 7, 2008 1:50 AM
dam, she used to be hot back in the day, what happened?
oh yea, she got old like everyone else.
sigh
-hoss
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76. Snarky McComments - March 7, 2008 5:27 AM
First picture: Think Jack Nicholson as the Joker.
77. Drag - March 7, 2008 5:28 AM
Every single one of you, including the author, has misspelled her name. It's spelled Courteney. Dumbasses.
78. lisa - March 7, 2008 8:53 AM
really
79. jand - March 7, 2008 8:56 AM
i just can' t belive
80. ellenmiss - March 7, 2008 8:57 AM
I am so tired of hearing that she is dating some acute guys on wealthydater.com. None of our business.
81. AssBigot - March 7, 2008 9:24 AM
What the fuck is wrong with her face? It's like Cameron Diaz grafted with the joker and with Demi.
Scary!!!
82. BunnyButt - March 7, 2008 11:57 AM
#67, yes, 29. Again.
83. Hittheass - March 7, 2008 1:37 PM
That adams apple looks like it might poke someone in the eye.
84. carolee - March 7, 2008 5:12 PM
Hey, what's Morticia doing with David Arquette? Damn, she looks good for someone in her 80's!
85. NOYB - March 8, 2008 9:04 AM
what the heck hapened to her?? she use to be pretty in friends. and what in the world has she done to her upper lip??!!!!
86. PoopNurkle - March 8, 2008 10:51 AM
Is that splooge on her wrist?
87. susanli1985 - March 8, 2008 8:35 PM
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88. a doe - March 9, 2008 1:12 AM
OMG you guys....she's like in her 40's!!! She looks great compared to most that age...give the chic a break
89. Chocolate Donut - March 9, 2008 4:54 PM
Janice Dickenson - your table is ready. She used to be so cute, and now, must be the sun...
90. yourmom - March 11, 2008 4:33 PM
bright eyes sucks
91. yourmom - March 11, 2008 4:33 PM
bright eyes sucks
92. yourmom - March 11, 2008 4:33 PM
bright eyes sucks
93. Romey - March 11, 2008 4:37 PM
She has an adam's apple!