Mar 17 2008Celebrity blow-up dolls: Creepy or pure genius?

omg FIRST again!

Gag!

I'd hit it.

Does the Paris Hilton doll come with live Herpes cultures?

Bastards! I should sue them. "All Three Holes Available For Your Please" is MY trademark.

are you fucking kidding me? lol

that's actually really really really funny

Sweet Bearded Moses.

However, I could get some and have my own Desperate House Wives Youtube episodes!! Featuring Eva doll, edited clips from the real show, and my BullDog Duke, playing the stud Duke.

In reality, just about anyone can bang the REAL Lindsay Lohan. But by humping the doll, you won't get the side dish of STD.

I always wondered why there aren't any dolls of men...kind of like Jude Law's character in A.I. (artificial intelligence) for women who can't get laid by a real man.

Why should this be offensive? I mean they've all been around so much, who need an imitation blow up doll? I had 'em and... Excuse me... what Paris? They left you out? Don't cry, my little Tinkerbelle. I'm almost done.

Do they take requests? If so, I'd like one of Kristen, er, um, I mean "Ashley"...

Great, #10....now you've gone and made me think of Sesame Street, with your Jumpin_J screen name! Way to ruin my sordid experience here! ha ha!

"Jump, jump, jumpin' J! Jaguar, Jaybird, Jackrabbit...."

Great idea, but why did they include Sarah Jessica Parker? Now they'll be targeted by PETA.

This is mildly non-kosher. Is this even legal?

These ladies have not licensed their image. In my humble legal opinion, these fine actresses should sue the smartypants off Pipedream.

Fist

Am I the only person that noticed that some of the models posing on the covers of the packaging look nothing like the real celebrities?

MMmmmmm.......smells like a nice big lawsuit.

C'mon...there's gotta be SOMEBODY who would enjoy a Mrs. Dog Chapman doll...hell, I'd bet a dollar that Dog would prefer a doll than the real thing!

funny and creepy...
clones of Jessica Alba for every man on earth = genius...

I just LOVE the "3 love holes" claim.

(... as if it's "love" the degenerates will be spilling into these plastic receptacles).

Tho' I certainly would not refuse a 2-holed Jake Gyllenhaal model.

They need one of Jessica Biel from Chuck & Larry.

Meaghan...I noticed that, too...They also messed with the names (obviously) to make them sexual.

Is that how they could get around a lawsuit? Not using the actual picture or name? Of course, there's no doubt who they are talking about, so I can't imagine it working in a court of law, but these companies are full of scumbags, so who knows?

If you took the hair off Eva, you think it would look like Harry Potter? Or is that just my pipe dream?

They need to do one for Oprah. Maybe include a miner's cap with an attached searchlight, if everything is built to scale.

I smell a "Lars and the real girl" part 2,

I'd have a Brad Pitt through the years doll collection.
I wonder if they have that awful "new pool toy" smell...like a vinyl factory exploded?EEEEWWW! If my hubby starts smelling like a blow-up raft....I'm going to kick his ass.

The Lohan doll also doubles as a cleaning device. You hook it up to the other "used" dolls and it sucks out mess!

#16, yeah, the Lindsay Lohan doll is more like Elizabeth Hurley in the guise of some random UFC ring card girl.

The Jessica Simpson doll is accurate, but how could they miss on that one?

Guess I'm totally thinking of the wrong part of this, but sorta wondering how these people won't get the shit sued out of them for copyright infringement. Unless we're to believe that both Eva Longoria and "Desperate Housewives" producers signed off on the sex doll and are getting a percentage of whatever profits.

Love the "6969" house number. Subtle.

What? No Pam Anderson? I guess she's already too much like a blow up doll.
And you know that Jessica's doll is way smarter than she is, right?

@24... They already have one for Orca. It's black-and-white bulk is bobbing gently on the surface of my backyard pool as I type this. Oh, how the kids love to ride it!

They were going to make a Melanie Brown doll but they figured everybody already has a black plastic trash bag.

lawl. seriously??? haha... this is weird.

Thank you Superficial. Because of you I have ordered the Jessica Simpson model and she shall be mine before Easter. I plan to have a little surprise companion to show to the gang this Easter din-din, right after I give her a proper introduction in private.

they make sheep, but no goat? come on!! daddy needs to be baaaad!

I wonder if they can make one that looks like my goat? You know sometimes she is not in the mood.

Meh. Frist still has them beat. Sure, these dolls also offer 3-hole-love, but they don't whip around eagerly for surprise-ATM ("wow...I didn't even have to ask..."). Although I bet Jimbo is figuring out a way to deflate one to accomplish just that.

i see a lot of lonely nights in Lindsay Lohan's future. Dina will buy one of these dolls and take it around party-hopping.

All mike, all the time. I love it.

mikes penis smells like my butt. He tries to lick it when he's done with me.

@34 Shut up you stupid troll.

#40 is a troll.

ahahahah "Sarah Jessica Porkher".

Do people seriously fuck these things? I always kinda thought they were just stag party props...but no? They're for real?

@40 Shut up you stupid troll.

I like poop!

#36, 38, and 39 are trolls.

I actually want them but i don't have the guts to buy them

I bought a doll like these ones, threw a red wig on it and acted out an email she sent me called "Dinner with Frist" - fuck her in the ass until I come, then have her squat over a dinner plate and squeeze the semen back out, then lick it up. I admit I was a little shocked at first when I read the email, but then I went to her myspace page and YIKES!!! Now I'm hooked on that little red hooker.

#45 - Take it from a guy who knows... read the fine print that says "Picture is for display purposes only. Actual whore may vary..."

is it that hard for some people to get real live girls? hell, they could probably find a cheaper live version downtown on the corner (crabs included).

I cannot figure out how an inflatable doll can look like a real person.
A life-size silicon doll, yes, but an inflatable doll ?

I worked at a porn store all last year, and sold soooooo many of the celebrity dolls, it was creepy. once you take them out of the boxes, they look.... so scary. giant gaping hole mouths, and made of plastic.

This is disgusting! I know sister mary from celebrity prayer list would not approve! If you guys like this site, check out CPL! It's hilarious~

Damn, I have never seem the trolls fly out of the wood work like this before.. These blow up dolls must have hit a nerve..

I can see that the blow up dolls have you trolls all excited, but try and be patients. I am sure yours will arrive in the mail in a few days.

@51 "...once you take them out of the boxes, they look.... so scary. giant gaping hole mouths, and made of plastic."

in other words, completely lifelike.

they were going to make one of Heidi Montag but they couldn't make jazz hands work as an orifice.

@53 Or like mike looks all the time..

That is hilarious. Especially Sarah Jessica Porkher...ha.

Jimbo's looking for a male version named "Cub Scout Joey." He's already got a set of footie pajamas with a trap door. And plenty of lube, of course.

ALL I want to know is where there be Christian Bale doll anytime soon?!

Since they didn't actually use real celebrities' names, I would assume there would be no real grounds for a lawsuit. The names and pictures are only similar. Such as if there was a cheap action man rip off called "Action Guy" or something.

I guess the similarity and obvious intention are enough to sue.

I just went to the website and saw the "JHO" - now if they could just make an Amy Winehouse doll, I'm there.

"They were going to make a Melanie Brown doll but they figured everybody already has a black plastic trash bag."

Oooooh, you're mean. =D

This is out there. I assume none of the celebrities these people are spoofing approve of what's happening here, but provided said celebs can't retaliate legally, what *CAN* they do? I doubt I'll ever have sex with a blow-up doll, and like ass I'm having sex with the real Sarah Jessica Parker. Yuck.

creepy, yes. marketing genius, yes.

The Jessica Simpson doll needs more air in the head to be realistic.

I can't see them getting away with this for long. It's like that Futurama episode where they mock Napster.

'Oh god damn it Tony you left the Lindsay Lohan dolls too close to the heater, they're all melted. We'll never sell them now.'

'Oh no ? How about we market them as Sarah Jessica Parker dolls ?'

'Tony, you're a genius. All is forgiven.'

I bet that attention whore Eva Longoria put this out herself. She'll do anything to make a buck! She is the J-Lo of television, all hype no talent!

Christ on a bike that is a stroke of fucking "why did they not do that before" Sarah jessica Porkher? yeah that will be a big seller, I don't think.

All these porn chick's bodies are sooo much better than the bodies of the original actresses, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan would kill to have a body like the body that those three porn chicks playing them have.
BTW, the one playing Eva Longoria is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR soooo much hotter and prettier than Eva Longoria man!! Longoria also wishes she could only have a body like hers.
Oh and SJP, no comment, LMAO.

#4
Does the Jessica Alba doll come with live Herpes cultures?
LMAO, so far, Jessica Alba is the one who actually has herpes for real, not Paris Hilton.

The hotter one of all those actresses is Jessica Simpson, maybe Eva Longoria too, but who da fuck would want a Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba or Sarah Jessica Parker blow-up doll? WTF?
I don't get why they didn't make the Angelina Jolie or Kim Kardashian blow up dolls, now those are hotties, not Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba or Sarah Jessica Parker... maybe they're sooo hot they couldn't find chicks hot enough to play them, LMAO.

Jessica Alba? YUCK!: http://i27.tinypic.com/i6xq41.jpg (taken not even 2 weeks ago)

@9 - Because there's no such thing as a woman who can't get laid by a man.
Men will fuck a goat - it don't matter to us sweetheart *wink*

how much are these things even?

I find it interesting how all the box models (no pun intended) are about 10 times hotter/prettier than the actual celebrities.. especially the LiLo & Jess Simpson ones.
But the SJP one just looks like a tranny. So in other words it is pretty accurate.

btw #58 -- I'm with ya on that one...

Whoa man what the fuck happened to Jessica Alba

I would sue.

RE "Since they didn't actually use real celebrities' names, I would assume there would be no real grounds for a lawsuit. The names and pictures are only similar. Such as if there was a cheap action man rip off called 'Action Guy' or something."

Doesn't matter if they use the actual names. if an "average person" (don't ask me how they determine that) can tell you who the celebrity is supposed to be, it's infringement. Actually, I would think the producers of "Desperate Housewives" would have a better case for infringement than the celebrities. The celebrities would have to pursue something like appropriation. They might not want to, but I think they could.

more like sarah jessica porkhim. yikes. you sure there are 3 love holes on that one? no love shaft?

Is that Nicole Riche's brother?

She is a hottie. Is she single now? I saw her profile on W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m last week.

Already hit that. Cleanup is a bitch.

The girl on the box isn't Eva Longoria, It's Lela Star!

Note she is staying at 6969 Wisteria Lane. I love the attention to detail. Even so, you'd need one hell of an imagination to convince yourself you're 'playing' with Eva when you're in fact huffing and puffing atop a person-shaped balloon. I wonder if they smell like those inflatable pool toys?

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

they forget britney

Great know i can fuck a lady that don't write comments on the internet like all of the above, yahoooo.

Lohan wishes she looked this good. Why is the Alba one not Mexican? And, most importantly, are they making one of Amy Winehouse?

Sarah Jessica Parker is a butt ugly tranny but I would love to give it up her skanky ass bwhahaha

enloy her soft mouth pussy and ass

really clasy

Sarah Jessica Parker? Who'd buy that one?

Id fuk all them blow up dolls! The best part is after you fuk them you can deflate them an put them back in the box.They are mute which is a big plus and you cant get aids or the crabz from em. Ummm ummm those pics on the boxes makes me wanna jack off right now!

who the fuck buys blow up dolls! only 40 year old creepy janitors and serial killers

I think they used a tranny to model for the Sarah Jessica Parker one...not like that would be far off...

#90

People who have a hard-on for the girl from Square Pegs?

Damn, you know that Jessica Alba is gonna sue! that chick is a biyatch!! But I wouldn't blamer her... this is just way too creepy.

I just bought Jessica Parkers blowup doll and forked her in the azz! This dolls asz can take it. My corks thick as a toilet paper roll and when i slid it in i coulda sworn i heard sarah moan!

Kinda stupid that it's porn star Lela Star on the cover and not Eva. Do they really think people are that stupid to notice that it's not Eva on the box cover?

Sex in her shitty. ROFL

Ahhhh, 2 months left until Jessica Alba's body is back to normal! But yet she still looks amazing as evidenced by her ibeatyou video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ie3B1a-To

well if it were a real doll it would have some business. those could possibly look like the actress, blow up dolls are just freakin scary

that chick actually looks hotter:P
too bad these things look nothing like real dolls. anyone got a pic of the sad balloon they call a doll?