Mar 10 2008Catherine Zeta-Jones is all kinds of hot

so pretty

Much better.. How do you rip on her?

Indeed, she has lost weight, but her face is fug.

Personally, I couldn't do her; not because of the fugness or stench from the pit of her scissors, but because of the scabies spreading from her left upper arm.

Is that Kirk Douglas or Nosferatu in the last few pics?

I can not believe that she is fucking that nasty ass Michael Douglas.

I can't believe she hasn't left him already. I gave it until their last child turned 4.
Oh, well, I guess she hasn't secured the money she wants off of him yet. It must have been one hell of a pre-nup for her to still be with his ugly, tired, old, grey headed ass. And you know if his hair is grey on top, imagine what the downstairs is like?
If that isn't the most classic "I married him for the money and fame" sham marriages of all time, I don't know what is.

Personally, I couldn't do her; not because of the fugness or stench from the pit of her scissors, but because of the scabies spreading from her left upper arm

and because of that fact that I only do men, large hairy men... and the occasional young boy or goat.

Is it me, or is Guy Pearce looking a little bit comb-over-tastic in that pic?

Isn't Douglas the same age as her father? She probably has some deep-seated female-Oedipus complex.

FINALLY! I always wondered if she'd drop all that weight and get back to the type of shape that works in Hollywood. She's got that gigantic actress head/face, which is actually a good thing professionally, but she was so thick for so many years that she literally ate herself out of movie roles. Glad to see she finally found some self-discipline. And kudos to her for having the courage to stay shacked up with that rich prune. Tickle the shriveled hairy ballsack every couple of weeks and watch all the money fall down. You go girl!

#8---

It's called greed, you know "Greed is good". Like her husbands famous quote in the movie Wall Street.

She dosen't have any female-Oedipus complex.

She has a fat wallet desire.

You know she can't desire him.

I have never seen an armpit that looked more like a pussy.

(Second pic on ssecond page).

Fin.

young women who marry old wealthy men want money, period. if you have to call him daddy to get it, so be it but it's not about filing some void in their hearts created by their never present fathers. they are just whores. no need to class it up.

#11 - you've apparently seen only prepubescent girls. Sicko.

Yeah, I'm sure she's after his money, 'cause she doesn't already have millions and millions of dollars...good thinking.

Why harsh on her? The point is, Michael Douglas used his wealth and power to purchase well-kept younger pussy. Of course bitches have price tags handing off their pussies. Always have, always will. Hillary can get elected president and the only thing that will change is you'll have to pay more in pussy sales tax.

She is gorgeous... and he... well, eww...

But really, the woman is flawless.

3rd pic on the bottom row:

Why does Rosie O'Donnell want Michael Douglas' autograph?

I'm glad chicks like CZJ are for sale. Sure, it's a lot of pressure to make enough money to attract one of these contract callgirls, but that's not nearly as difficult as trying to keep a straight face while pretending to take them seriously.

If a guy spends $300 on dinner, I'll fuck him. Big deal. Next.

Ya know, maybe she actually does love him. I mean, she has her own money, so it can't be about that.

I saw her at a celebrity golf tournament in Palos Verdes once, and she's not as "hot" as these pics make her out to be. Kudos to wardrobe and makeup. I mean, she was no slouch, but she looked more regular girl hot, than uber hot. Still, she came off as pretty down to earth. I thought more of her afterwards than before.

#14

micheal douglas comes from an old money, family dynasty. not to mention he's a jew and a self-professed miser who is worth over $200 million in his own right. sure katherine made a few million in hollywood but she's not dumb and women always want to marry up when possible.

she was 30 when they met and the older women get in hollywood, roles become fewer and so does the money. i'm sure after tasting the good life of fame, she wanted to stay in that lifestyle. hell, mrs. micheal douglas was the best role for an aging starlet.

@19, can i just send you a big stack of mcDonald's coupon books?

I have always maintained that regardless of age...size...looks...talent...that Catherine has ALWAYS had the nicest pair of TITS in the entertainment business! And they are still gorgeous! Just a lovely pair on such a shapely petite woman!

And I’m not ashamed to say that I would love to bury my face in-between then and suffocate myself!

well...........yeah, she's hot.

@19, FRIST, what do I get for $250.00??

#23, no, you can send them to my troll..

@ #3. fergernauster

Yah I saw that .....WTF !!!

Also she must have caked on makeup cuz she is sweating around her nose and checks but I still do her

Where have you been FRIST??

Good for him.
And good for you for speculating her life story. I guess I did it too. But the truth is no one really knows but her, right? And...maybe him.

#19

i'd rather he take me out for 5 for $5 at Arby's ad let me have the change.

I've been here and there, Jimbo, Mondays are always busy. But I did manage to read about Veggi's drunken pie incident. That was funny, because I've done that too, but not with pie. Some kind of frozen food, I'm sure..

I always thought she was pretty, and still do. Not too happy with pic. #3 though. Those are some crazy fucking eyes. Kind of creepy to look at.

anna nicole got a billionaire. CZJ got a millionaire. something tells me CZJ should have held out a bit longer.

"I get well-compensated in my job and my husband has had a long career, financially successful, and it is a lot of money maybe to a lot of people in this room, but it is not that much for us," ..... CZJ

I can't stand this bitch.

Isn't that the chick from "Crossing Jordan"...okay, I know, its CZJ; but they always remind me of each other. And CZJ used to be a real beauty, but she's not as stunning anymore; looks like she's already had too much work done, espc at such a young age; ironically it seems to have aged her. And don't even get me started on her hubby; eeegads. But at least he's not as scary looking as that freaky fan who's trying to get an autograph; yipes!

she's all about the benjamins.

I read something awhile back, from one of her friends, so who knows if it's true, but...she said that Catherine doesn't mind the age difference because Michael has a lot of energy. The only thing is - get ready - she has to suck him for what seems like an hour, because it takes him so long to get hard and to finally shoot, and it tastes AWFUL (too thick, too salty), and - best part - he can't avoid FARTING while she does it, because of some old-man-muscle-decline thing. NASTY!!!! hahahahaha.

How the hell did I miss that??

Why are here eyes bulging out of her head in the first few pics? Looks like she just did a massive rail of coke.

She's super pretty. I like 'er.

Whoa, what-a knock-out! Look at:

The breasts -- agh?

The figure -- agh?

The buttochs -- agh?

The legs -- lets not even go there, Dick. Mutant calf muscles. I hate mutant calves.

The face -- sure.

M. Douglas is OLDER than her father. She married for the fame and money. No doubt someone younger than her is trimming up her wool. No way Grandpa can keep up with that.

catherine is quoted as saying that the first time she met micheal douglas, his pickup line was "i want to father your children". micheal was all gentlemanly by imply that he didn't want to "hit it and quit it" but sponsor her and her offspring. what catherine heard was "kah-ching". and the rest is history.

My peach cobbler was so nice on Saturday. See the trick is to, make sure the peach is firm, but not too firm, soft, but not too soft, almost pre-rot, pre, not rot. Then to dice them up and mix it all together with my "special ingredients list". Shh! I am not telling you! Martha has been after that recipe for years! The glower on her face when she looked over at her husband Mathew and saw his face awash with pleasure on his first bite is the only thing that give me pleasure my old years. Mercy me! Mercy me! Oh, ho, ho...no, no I think I will cut back on the amount of marijuana in it next time.

Actually, Michael Douglas' native land is Bermuda.

#42

i don't think micheal cares that she's acting. he's more than happy to pay her for talents.

#44, that wasn't that funny the first time you posted it..

Hey, Frist, you better watch out!

#44'll tell you that it's no coincidence between Mars being a planet and the Egyptians having intercourse -- excuse me: Arabs; Demascus; intergalactic alien hybrid space-sailors. Ya' know, All that first-rate science stuff.

Genesis: the begining. Yeah, think about that.

Why can't you just be happy I showed up??

I am and I love you. Happy birthday.

You're not much older than I am, ya' know. We should date.

Thank you

@ 38 LOL, not even remotely true. Love it though.

@ 48 you troglodyte!

Now here's a 20. Dance for me, bitch!

Michael didn't "stay in LA." He is in Louisiana filming "Beyond A Reasonable Doubt."

Michael Douglas was always kind of dorky looking, and he didn't improve with age. She looks good, though.

She's gorgeous. I saw her in person in Maui, and she's gorgeous. And she loves Micheal Douglas, YOU CAN JUST TELL BY LOOKING AT THEM TOGETHER!
She's rich enough, she didn't need him.
GORGEOUS!

she is very rich.I chatted with her last week. I contacted her first on a celeb site called 'SearchingMillionaire.com'! I also got several of her pix.she is more attractive on webcam.

Begs the question - WHY of FUCKING WHY? is she married to that multi millionaire ugly old wrinkled geezer? eh?

@57 - what total and utter Hollywood celeb arse licking crap! WHO DA FUCK outside of the UK had heard of her til she hooked up with that ugly revolting influential and rich ponce? NO ONE that's WHO!

She's with him because of the awesome sex! Because of all his face lifts pulling at his skin, his pecker is now erect 24 hours a day. To get in the mood she goes online to check his investment accounts, then does a Triple Lindy onto his wrinkled yet erect pee pee yelling "Who's the Queen, pruney?"

#58 - the only thing you chatted was to your brother asking him cornhole you. i went to searchingmillionaire and the only thing i saw was you deepthroating the engorged member of a pissed off donkey

#9
yeah, because scarlett johansson has so much trouble landing roles. now that czj is super thin you can tell she's all boobs and no ass, of course she's still gorgeous, just a bit topheavy.

and michael douglas is hot. but i have a serious old man complex. so there.

#4 OMG that shit was so funny I spit out my drink all over the place! Daaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyummmmm that shit was funnay!

#54 -- 'Douglas mode.' Nice one! Daddy like.

P.S. I really fucking hate John McCain, really. Too bad the gooks didn't bury him alive or something.

And again, I'm the only one here who thinks old guys are hot. Michael Douglas is some suave ass shit, man. I'd totally do it!!!

But then again, it's me, and I also put Larry King and Pauly Shore on that list.

Fine then, it's not about old guys. I'm just a freak.

@ 35 I can't stand this talentless, brainless bitch. I remember the article you are referring to, something about them 'wasting' $4 million on some party/wedding reception or some such bullshit. Apparently it rained or was windy or something, so the posers all had to go inside the house or hovel or whereever the hell they were. She was medieval mad about the money, saying something like; "$4million is a lot of money to some people but for us it's just nothing ..."

While some consider her beautiful/attractive/desirable, I don't get it. She's a pretentious snot-faced phony who only wants money and doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone else. It's all about her and her "art". Personally, I find that if the outise doesn't match the inside, the entire person is just FUGLY.

Really, how difficult is it to show some manners and respect for others? I hope her Bermuda Island is close to the Bermuda Triangle; that would be a freaking hilarious way to rid the world of this classless tart.

Add a little chlorine to the gene pool, I believe.

I shtill shmack it to thish tramp. Remembah Entrapment?

*thwap thwap thwap*

YESH!!

oh sheesh - what a mesh

I think everyone picks at every little thing wrong with a person, i mean her underarm? and a patch on her arm i mean come on, get real for gods sake everyone is human, look at her, she is beautiful, you know what they say about jealousy which i can see alot of, and as for michael douglas, he is not that bad, and she has been with him for so long i dont think she would ever prove to you people that she is actually in love with im, as your all so wrapped up in your stupid needs for insulting every tiny thing and wont even think about someone else, i think she is incredibly happy, and beautful.

She is a pretty woman. There are so many fans of her. And they set up the groups related to stars. You can even check out their sexy and beautiful photos, videos and blogs at Richsoulmate.c om.

She is one of my fvourite celeb, nice pic

She supposedly gives the best head in the business.

I'd splooge on those toes

Her husband make John McCain look like a spring chicken.

That seriously looks like a malignant melanoma on her left arm. She needs to see me right away. So I can come all over her face.

i dont get why people think she's hot...she's sooo fake looking! she has no ass. her eyes are always poofy and her face is super round. she reminds me of a skinny rosie odonnell

she has no curves!

She looks sexy and cute. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.com" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

Is that the guy from six string samurai? He is amaaazing.

FYI: "female Oedipus complex" = Electra complex.
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I love her, but it looks like she has a nipple on her left arm.

one of the true beauties in Hollywood. she is naturally stunning. she acts with some class as well, which is pretty refreshing given the average "star".

Did she have some work done on her face ? she looks different. . .eyes maybe

fug? you must done lost your mind! I would sop that shit up with a biscuit!!!! Despite her be married to "dirty dick award" Michael Douglas....she is a sweet piece of arse...she needs no plastica surgery....whether or not she gone some. What a beautiful Welsh specimen!

She looks amazing. Have you seen her on Awfulplasticsurgery.com? She has the best plastic surgeon ever! They did a great job on those squinty little eyes she once had. On that site they have an early pic of her & so does Allure mag somewhere. What a difference! They just tweaked her & it worked. Now if everyone in Hollywood would just use the plastic surgeons she has...

She looks amazing. Have you seen her on Awfulplasticsurgery.com? She has the best plastic surgeon ever! They did a great job on those squinty little eyes she once had. On that site they have an early pic of her & so does Allure mag somewhere. What a difference! They just tweaked her & it worked. Now if everyone in Hollywood would just use the plastic surgeons she has...