Mar 21 2008Cameron Diaz's hotness is questionable
Cameron Diaz did a little shoe shopping yesterday and, frankly, I forgot she was even alive. Her hotness is so questionable, I'm not even sure I can legally post these. I'm waiting for the guys upstairs to give me a confirmation. And here it is.. *reads* Okay, I think this means "yes". I don't speak legalese, so I'll copy and paste it for you guys to transcribe:
Superficial Writer,
Even the blind janitor knows Cameron Diaz is a mutant giant with lips of the apocalypse. In the future, instead of abusing our time with asinine questions, we kindly request that you seek an alternative route. Namely getting AIDS in the face.
Sincerely,
Anticlown Legal Dept.
Those guys are class acts. I should send them a fruit basket.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Joycelen - March 21, 2008 11:32 AM
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
2. Erin - March 21, 2008 11:42 AM
She is cute and sexy - but unfortunately I don't have a lame dating website to spam you with to really complete this comment.
3. Ted from LA - March 21, 2008 11:44 AM
There's nothing about Cameron.
4. The Easter Bunny - March 21, 2008 11:47 AM
No eggs for her....she's too ugly.
5. Sex Nuts & Retard Strong - March 21, 2008 11:49 AM
You really shouldn't be talking about Ashton Kutcher's mom like that.
6. erica lew. - March 21, 2008 11:57 AM
Boring. YAWN. Sick of reading articles about how hot a woman is. I'm going to stop reading them. They bore me.
7. lalaland - March 21, 2008 12:01 PM
She's very cute and sexy! Sure she might have a big mouth...but since when was that a BAD thing for guys? (unless YOU are really small)
8. Veroonica - March 21, 2008 12:13 PM
Ugly bitch. Shitty attitude. No, I'm not talking about Ashton. However, there are a lot of similarities.
9. zuzuspetals - March 21, 2008 12:14 PM
Cammie Diaz is incredibly hot and any one who doesn't think so is clearly wrong.
Today instead of going to work I'm going to invent a pesticide just for millionaire dating site spammers. We need to get them at the nest, people.
10. caljenna66 - March 21, 2008 12:15 PM
Why don't these annoying spammers just go meet a 'millionare celebrity' on one of their stupid websites and leave us alone already?
11. The Crunch - March 21, 2008 12:20 PM
Not hot. Can't get past that joker smile. Not to mention the sketchy skin.
12. jrz - March 21, 2008 12:24 PM
Boring. YAWN. Sick of reading posts about how some douchebag is sick of reading about how hot a woman is. I'm going to stop reading them. They bore me................
13. I'mgoingtokillJocelenuntilshediesfromit - March 21, 2008 12:30 PM
Ok 'Jocelen' and 'nice', if you are going to insist on advertising your lame ass dating sites, I would rather you just flat out said "go to this site" because your 'subtle' conversational comments make me want to find a list of inventive ways to kill, and then dedicate my life to finding a way to reverse death just so I can revive you in order to kill you again and again and again in as many of the ways listed as possible.
It's like when a kid says to it's mom 'I really like that chocolate bar mom. Mom you see that chocolate bar? That's my favourite one. Mom you wanna hear something interesting about that chocolate bar? It tastes really good if you eat it'. It's like JUST ASK FOR THE FUCKINGCHOCOLATE BAR KID!!!
SO JUST NAME THE FUCKING SITE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR FACES YOU ABSOLUTE MORONS
14. searchfolders - March 21, 2008 12:42 PM
I find her very attractive.
15. Sambo the Ass Pirate - March 21, 2008 12:54 PM
meth face is not hot.
16. ph7 - March 21, 2008 1:15 PM
Aging woman who have fading hotness are great bangs. They try very hard to please. But at some point they turn the corner of no return, and they just look old and pathetic as they still strive for a hotness that will never return.
She's not yet, but that point is rapidly approaching.
17. Kleinfeld - March 21, 2008 1:16 PM
She looked kind of hot in The Mask though...
18. mom - March 21, 2008 2:15 PM
i would spew all over her vitals.
19. titlesswonder - March 21, 2008 3:07 PM
I think shes pretty cute, nothing questionable about it at all, compare her to the Lohan/Spears freakshows and shes more doable than that.
20. sympathetic - March 21, 2008 3:08 PM
jokes about AIDS arent funny. you shouldn't post stuff like that. You dont need it to be funny. Comedy is about a lot more than shaming people that are in a terrible situation. That's cheap. That being said: you're ugly!
21. Douche is Wine - March 21, 2008 3:16 PM
She got nice cunt. I see her on nice web site but forgot where. I go pull turd out of my ass and eat it now. Bye bye.
22. Gerald_Tarrant - March 21, 2008 3:55 PM
I would put it to beaver.
23. Missystar - March 21, 2008 5:42 PM
Please, for the love of all that is holy, slap on some sunscreen in the a.m. after your breakfast of vodka tonics or whatever. Otherwise you'll end up looking like this leathery was-cute. Did I mention she can't dress?
24. what? - March 21, 2008 6:23 PM
#7... take your stupid yawns somewhere else. You might want to at least browse an article or the title of it before you try to throw in a clever stupid comment.
25. neighbor of the beast - March 21, 2008 6:32 PM
I never knew what the big deal about Cameron Diaz was. You can find better looking women at any shopping mall in America. And possibly other countries. I'll have to get back to you on that.
26. fbn - March 21, 2008 7:03 PM
She is always so sexy!!! I like her. It is said she is dating friends on a millionairesite called meetingwealthy. Her sexy photos and profile are found there.
27. bmose - March 22, 2008 1:34 AM
I saw a close up of her in HD on my big screen. I locked the dead bolts and started rocking in the fetal position.
28. Bob Loblaw - March 22, 2008 12:30 PM
She was hot when she was younger.
Now she's starting to get 'granny' face.
29. katgrrl71 - March 22, 2008 7:30 PM
Why do people think she's anything other then butt fuck ugly?!? I have never understood what about her people think is attractive. If she wasn't famous no man would give her a second glance!!!
30. nadia - March 23, 2008 7:07 PM
she is really pretty, but her skin is very bad for her age, im guessing she spends alot of time in tanning boths, or is a sun worshiper.. very sad, none in this age should do that, since it really puts you at risk for cancer, i should know my sister has skin cancer.
31. Mark - March 23, 2008 10:42 PM
Large sexy.I saw her in millonaire dating site"WealthyLoving.com".Is really has a new baby?Is she really single now?
32. MH - March 24, 2008 8:37 AM
She is hot 24 hours a day, in any situation. Some chicks are like that. I would grow old with her.
33. J - March 25, 2008 6:11 AM
she has a duck face !!!
34. Chalupa Dogtown - March 29, 2008 7:11 PM
She was hot as hell in The Mask, SO hott and SO sweet. She's older, but her body is still packin''' Gorgeous calfs, and I'm sure her box is a nice sight. Her face may be going downhill, but who's isnt at her age. If you're 50 and you're chasing 24 year olds all the time, you're pretty much either dreaming or rich and famous.
I dont have a problem with a mouth that big either. That chick can exfoliate your sausalito better than anyone.