Mar 10 2008Britney Spears to lawyers: We's gonna rumble
Britney Spears is taking it up the butt on legal fees for her custody battle. Between her old lawyers at Trope & Trope and having to pay Kevin's fees for Mark Vincent Kaplan, Britney owes over a million bucks. Her new lawyer is fighting the fees and thinks lawyers for both sides were stretching out the custody battle to jack up fees, according to TMZ:
We're told it's going to get hot in court. There's been a theory for a long time -- some divorce lawyers use the pain of a split to fleece clients and keep the dispute alive when it should be settled. Whether true or not in this case, we're told that's what Brit's lawyer will argue.
One of the points will be that multiple lawyers on both sides have appeared for every hearing and it's just to jack up the bill.
I think Britney's lawyer has a point: Months ago, really, how many lawyers did it take to prove the kids were better off playing with live dynamite then being with Britney? I don't even think you needed one. Granted, she's got her shit together now and once again looks confusingly doable, but, c'mon, it was pretty cut and dry back then. I doubt it took ten attorneys on both side to argue that Kevin Federline should have the kids as long as he doesn't throw knives at them. And even then...
Reader Comments
1. genny - March 10, 2008 1:15 PM
nice.
2. racheee - March 10, 2008 1:18 PM
Get some new boots already! YOUR BRITNEY FUCKING SPEARS!
The rest of the outfit looks surprisingly acceptable.
3. Jimbo - March 10, 2008 1:21 PM
Is Britney taking up the butt news to anyone? The only differnce this time is it is her lawyers instead of some homeless dude at the gas station..
4. The Veggi Whore - March 10, 2008 1:22 PM
Oh come on guys. It's Britney. She puts her pants on one leg at a time just like us.
Wait, no the FUCK she doesn't.
WEAR PANTS BRITNEY!!
5. It's me Fuckers - March 10, 2008 1:24 PM
Lawyers are evil, blood-sucking cunts. I also think they are pounding the fees to her just because of who she is and the fact that she has money.
6. Britney - March 10, 2008 1:25 PM
bbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *STING*
7. RichPort - March 10, 2008 1:26 PM
She really should give Kanye his glasses back. And his posse too.
8. Jimbo - March 10, 2008 1:26 PM
@4 Veggi Whore, she dosn't ever wear panties. Normally I would find that a big turn on, but not on Britney..
9. surrounded by idiots - March 10, 2008 1:26 PM
well, at least she's wearing panties. I'm tired of going blind from seeing her crotch
10. mamadough - March 10, 2008 1:27 PM
fish needs a good pity fuck if he thinks britney is "doable." if i had a penis, i'd rather stick it in a rusty sewage drainage pipe with rats waiting on the other side than britney spears.
11. Iggy - March 10, 2008 1:27 PM
Grandma's been wondering where her tablecloth went.
12. pointandlaugh - March 10, 2008 1:28 PM
I think I'll start law school now. When I finish, and pass the bar, I'll step right in to the still-ongoing legal battle Britney is having and get MY share of billable hours. WOOOO easy street, here I come!
13. Scope's Monkey - March 10, 2008 1:31 PM
Those sumbitchs Darrow and Bryan dragged my case on forever. Took me for all my bananas. Inherit the wind, ain't that the goddamn truth.
14. P-Daddy - March 10, 2008 1:32 PM
Dude, did she go to Rihanna's plastic surgeon for a forehead transplant? That cranium looks huge!
15. Harry - March 10, 2008 1:40 PM
Hiring lawyers to sue lawyers trying to squeeze you. Only in America.
16. samoan - March 10, 2008 1:41 PM
God hell! I think I see the
pattern! This one sounds like real
trouble! You're going to need
plenty of legal advice before this
thing is over. As your attorney I
must advise you that you'll need a
very fast car with no top and after
that, the cocaine. And then the
tape recorder, for special music,
and some Acapulco shirts...
This blows my weekend, because
naturally I'll have to go with
you -- and we'll have to arm
ourselves.
17. The Veggi Whore - March 10, 2008 1:45 PM
Britney and an ant were walking across a bridge. The ant looks up at Britney and says
we sure are shakin' this thing..
18. stella - March 10, 2008 1:53 PM
i love her top!
or is that a dress?
.....i'd wear it as a top, with jeans or leggings :)
not underwear-showing like brit
19. lookma_nohans - March 10, 2008 1:56 PM
@13 - nice.
She's still treating us to panties. Just now you have to look through the doily to see them.
20. Oh Stop It! - March 10, 2008 1:57 PM
You'd hit this. You've hit much, much, much worse.
21. Yo Momma - March 10, 2008 1:58 PM
PAINT YO NAILS BITCH! PAINT YO NAILS!
22. The Laughing God - March 10, 2008 2:13 PM
My peach cobbler was so nice on Saturday. See the trick is to, make sure the peach is firm, but not too firm, soft, but not too soft, almost pre-rot, pre, not rot. Then to dice them up and mix it all together with my "special ingredients list". Shh! I am not telling you! Martha has been after that recipe for years! The glower on her face when she looked over at her husband Mathew and saw his face awash with pleasure on his first bite is the only thing that give me pleasure my old years. Mercy me! Mercy me! Oh, ho, ho...no, no I think I will cut back on the amount of marijuana in it next time.
23. veggi - March 10, 2008 2:17 PM
So, I got a razzle dazzle frozen pie last night. I put butter on the top of it and lined the edges with tin foil so I wouldn't burn the sides. I put it in the oven and set the timer. Then I got drunk and forgot about it and went to bed. It was not a good pie this morning.
Maybe I'll microwave chicken tonight..
24. Ted from LA - March 10, 2008 2:23 PM
What's the deal with the tree down by her bush?
25. Anally Abused Homeless Man on Library Computer - March 10, 2008 2:23 PM
I had me a chicken pot pie the other night. I ate it cold out of the box cuz I aint got no oven or nothin like that. Then I finished off a bottle of warm cold duck and went over D. Richard's for a slice of Fudge.
26. Ted from LA - March 10, 2008 2:26 PM
Do you know what happens when you give a lawyer Viagra?
He gets taller.
27. Jennifer - March 10, 2008 2:26 PM
She was said to have a personal account on 'BillionaireCupid.co m' club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.
28. Sloane - March 10, 2008 2:27 PM
Wow, those constant extensions are really starting to recede her hairline.
29. Sloane - March 10, 2008 2:32 PM
@2
Acceptable?! Maybe in your trailer park! That "dress" is clearly a top. And with black boy shorts underneath?? Plus what the fuck is with that ugly flower chocker... halters and chokers do not go together... too much around the neck. Besides, a chocker is always a no-no if you suffer from He-Man neck, like Miss Spears. Lastly, nice finger- smear sunscreen tan lines on your red ham arm. Gross!
30. Grunion - March 10, 2008 2:44 PM
Does she have dowms syndrome now? I thought you had to be born with that shit.
Oh well if she needs money that bad she can always rent out space on that gigantic fucking five head.
31. anony - March 10, 2008 3:04 PM
How many times did this bitch fail to show in court and now she wants to say it's the LAWYERS who are dragging this trial out??? Retard...
32. hahaha - March 10, 2008 3:09 PM
so let me get this right--her new hourly paid lawyer is going to hold hearings to argue that the old lawyers were holding too many hearings. oh ok...
33. hahaha - March 10, 2008 3:09 PM
so let me get this right--her new hourly paid lawyer is going to hold hearings to argue that the old hourly paid lawyers were holding too many hearings. oh ok...
34. Sambo the Ass Pirate - March 10, 2008 3:25 PM
@20 while i may have f'd uglier women, i was never in fear that my unit was going to burst into flames and incinerate 30 second laters. My personal opinion - bragging rights of banging some skanky celeb can't possibly compensate for the certain destruction of the penis. Perhaps you don't value your penis enough.
35. sherry - March 10, 2008 3:54 PM
wow brittany is starting to look like a person again, i swear she looks clean...i love to see her without the hair extensions i bet she could get away with short hair...go jamie spears keep it up your daughter may still have a chance yet...
36. Sandy - March 10, 2008 3:59 PM
#34 you're confusing her with Lindsay and Paris, the herpes whores. Britney's got mental illness, not venereal disease. And #20 was probably right, I bet most of the guys here have had sex with fatter and more disturbed/retarded girls than Britney.
37. gotmilk? - March 10, 2008 4:00 PM
35, except he forgot to tell her to put some pants on.
38. gotmilk? - March 10, 2008 4:03 PM
29, although i agree with 99% of what you said there, those marks are from where that dude was grabbing her in the first 2 pictures. Her arm is still like a red ham...or sausage. any port product really.
39. Spazz - March 10, 2008 4:04 PM
Another classy outfit from Brit.
40. mer - March 10, 2008 4:04 PM
Other than seeing her underwear, she's looking better than she has in years. Way to Go Brit Brit!!!
41. mer - March 10, 2008 4:04 PM
Other than seeing her underwear, she's looking better than she has in years. Way to Go Brit Brit!!!
42. NY Ted - March 10, 2008 4:29 PM
Her dress looks like it was made out of my grandma's doilies collection!
43. William Shakespeare - March 10, 2008 4:32 PM
Alas, I held the Superficial writer in higher regard than to drop the "then" bomb, i.e. "...better off playing with live dynamite THEN being with Britney"
Come right, or I shall cease reading this Web Log post-haste.
44. amster - March 10, 2008 4:58 PM
Dear Brit:
A doily over your crotch does not equal coverage. Sigh. Since when did covering up your vagina become a hallmark of etiquette? I thought it was just a given.
45. fukker - March 10, 2008 5:06 PM
i was going to buy that fucking shirt britney has on fro urban outfitters but not any more. ewwww fucking gross. .........trash
im so glad i didnt order it yet.
46. eXtasyStef - March 10, 2008 7:17 PM
The lawyers are concerned that her other lawyers are screwing her out of money, yet the fact that two children are basically having all hope of a normal life completely trashed is not a concern.
If a lawyer goes after another lawyer, do they cancel each other out, or is it like the doppelganger thing, where they can't occupy the same space or they explode?
47. Igottabemeeee - March 10, 2008 8:14 PM
A shirt/dress that comes with a window for your vag? That way don't have to jump in a car to flash your genitals. Wow, she is an innovator in fashion/porn.
48. Hello - March 10, 2008 8:23 PM
She's wearing denim cutoffs. Pants are proof: she's making a comeback.
49. cindy - March 10, 2008 10:58 PM
Dear Britney, we strongly support that you take your sons, you are the mother!! And someone said that your recent photos were attached to a dating profile on Tallkiss.com, where many tall models and celebrities engaged. is that yourself?
50. hausfrau - March 10, 2008 11:11 PM
Hmmm.....I 'll just take a piece of my grandma's family heirloom embroidered tablecloth, put these large black panties on underneath, throw on some brown boots I got from Goodwill, and voila! Today's outfit.
51. WHO - March 11, 2008 2:39 AM
she is so busy resently, some news also reported that before her driving she had attended party held by on online dating site called WealthyDater.com, she was so happy and had a lot of drink .
52. alex oz - March 11, 2008 6:25 AM
die die DIE U SLUT ALREADY !!!
HOLLY SHIT
STOP FOR A FAKIN WEEK TALKIN BOUT BRITNEY
WHO CARES
53. *shudders* - March 11, 2008 7:51 AM
Those have got to be the ugliest sunglasses I have ever seen. They are engulfing her entire face. Wait, maybe they aren't so bad then... they should engulf her entire body.
54. Mal Gusto - March 11, 2008 10:03 AM
".....looks confusingly doable" ?!?
She looks potentially transmissable, essentially unemployable, and totally forgettable.
55. absolute - March 11, 2008 12:21 PM
Leave Britney alone. sHE NEEDS TRUE LOVE AND SUPPORT NOW. I saw her blog on "W e a l t h yRo m a n c e.c o m". It seems she wants to met another half on that millionaire personals siite
56. yikes - March 11, 2008 1:44 PM
Britney, best of luck with your recent eye surgery. Here's to a speedy recovery.
57. Narcissist - June 30, 2008 8:33 AM
She is absolutely dazzling in these photos, like a greasy chicken wing and yellow curtains with mildew.
#55 - ANOTHER half? There's like 50% too much of her now.