Mar 17 2008Britney Spears & Mel Gibson: Dinner for two

omg FIRST!

LAST!!

Hopefully Mel was honest enough to call her "walleye tits" when he got drunk.

I can't even comphrehend what a fucked up life she lives....but then again I could look back at what's known about Michael Jackson's life and at least feel relieved that he turned out ok.

oh wait.

"But Mel... I kinda like the Jews..."

lol this is better then the halle or heather story

Isn't she a little young to need a face lift?

I'm sure Brit will do her part to influence Mel's dozen or girls to get STDs as she has countless others in her way too long talent challenged career.

wtf is going on with that dudes jeans

is that dude a chick or a dude ?

It was a private Mensa meeting.

The only possible explanation is that Mel's wife doesn't do anal, whereas Britney does it as a type of greeting.

brit is so cool she wears her sun glasses inside not only that .....how fat are her arms

lol at the mensa meeting

How sweet..

Is Britney religious at all? I know she grew up that way, but I always thought she dropped it all once she got free of her parents (although...not so free now). I'm surprised that Mel would befriend anybody who's not a showy worshiper of The Nailhole Zombie.

They were just talking about Mel's new reality TV series concept "The Passion of the Brit", where at the end, Brit gets scourged on live TV in high def, and then crucified upside down for the sins of Hollywood. Did I mention this would all be live, in HD and on Pay-per view? CHA-CHING!!!!!!!

So she went from Kabbalah to Opus Dei....

Sweet......

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I need to fart AND shit, but what am I to do? If I let one rip here in my cramped cubicle (as I've done countless times), I risk the possible stream of shittle and embarrassment in front of my coworkers. And I NEED this job... I really do...

There's speculation that Gibson is looking for a lead cast to his next big movie hit and he's looking to help bring Britney back to the front, although many think she still has yet to faulter as the pop princess and who can blame them after he amazing new video was released last week.

If there indeed is an agreement reached soon, we'll be seeing Britney on the big screen in 2009.

Keep your head up girl, you're still #1 in our books! xoxo

Who is that wigged she-male with the walkie-talkie?

HaHa Frist @12

I read that Brit gave up on Kabbalah, but i had no idea she was THAT bitter.

@18 You so funny troll, but I have a big walled office you dumb shit.

i dont see mel Gibson in this pickture.....

Wow, the writers for "24" sure took Jack Bauer in a different direction for the new season. But I suppose they were just going with Kiefer's prison experiences.

Eff off all of you. It wasn't dinner it was evening therapy wrap up group. And I like Britney. Fish can make snide comments from the safety of his cubicle all he wants but he knows he can never second guess her.

@18 You so funny troll, but I have a big walled orifice you dumb shit.

@18 You so funny troll, but I have a big walled orifice you dumb shit.

The only work I see Brit doing in the future is voice overs or a position like Paula Abdul, maybe every now and then a little back office furniture moving with some guy who had some crush on her way back went. Her days as a pop diva are over.

I have to admit I'm finding the evolution of the dating spammers (like #24) to be fascinating. I predict that in a few weeks, one of them will write "FIRST you worthless ATM cunts...like all the others on sugarmatchmaker.com. It's said they all swallow too! I don't know if it's true, but bring a mint if you find your match."

I like withdrawals.

Yeah... the ATM kind.

Why does a multi-millionaire shop at Claire's Boutique?

Good to see the boots are still holdinh up.

Yeah...Mel's been helping her:

Mel: "Britney all this happened to you because of the FUCKING JEWS!"

Britney: "Really? Wow! I feel better...you gonna finish those fries?"

It's Shitney, Snitch.

And then Britney thought..... maybe I SHOULD live in a fishbowl! I'll show Mel that I can do it. It's not TOO tough for meh! And I could put my car bed in there!!

I love her blouse! anybody now where she got it?!

This sounds more like an Onion headline than a real one.

Nice one, #33.

@31 You are pretty funny today troll..

now I now she IS pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woo hooooo you go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all this press about her meeting with mel "sugartits" gibson yet there's not one picture of them together..

Haven't checked in on this stuff in a while but is she pregnant? She looks like it.

she is so totally knocked up.
awww..... mini soul-patch on the way!

#38 Jimbo, no it's not. That wasn't me at #12

she looks cute in these pics

except for those fucking boots do u think she has a 100 pairs or is this the same ole stinking pair ...................ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

FRIST, What is up with your troll? It seems to be on an anal kick..

i smell pop fiction

And the crazies meet to fall in love and to reproduce to create more crazies...

Hopefully not.

Will someone already just feed this cow sleeping pills and vodka?

TRANNY WITH A POLICE BADGE COMIN' THROUGH. NOTHING TO SEE HERE PEOPLE. NOTHING TO SEE.

Wow Mel Gibson and Britney Spears in the same place, you could cut the crazy with a knife. God how I wish someone would have.

Yeah, if you want counseling on how not to act like a nitwit in public, Mel Gibson is definitely the first name that pops into my head.

RE spam: I'd be grateful if they were written by people whose first language is English. They don't even make any goddam sense. I could get a cat to walk across my keyboard and the resulting gibberish would sound more literate. In fact, my cat actually came up with "All your base are belong to us" that way. True story.

They gave fish a free set of Pipedream dolls in exchange for this post.

Holes of love LOL

Is she pregnant or what?

oh wow, two crazy people having dinner. or...how about giving people credit where credit is due, and stop judging you hypocrites.

"The Britster"? Seriously?

So Mel Gibson beat Tom Cruise in the race of whichever-batshit-celeb-gets-to-make-Britney-his-new-intern. Ah, the wonders of religion.

If you like this, you have to check out POW on celebrity prayer list about brit and mel's dinner!

@29

Oh, I can see her doing a "position" alright. It involves lying on her back , a video camera and a porn studio. The real question is if she'll do DVDA or A2M.

I reckon clitney let gibson have a go on her slot machine, with that anus fukface hitting the jackpot after yanking on titneys knob. He will get his prize in 9 months time.

Britney will still rock the year 2008. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m "last week. It is said she is dating a young handsome guy on that site now.

I'd hit that.
fuck.
wait a minute...

Mel was actually laying groundwork for "A-porky-Brit-hoe", in which the bloated heroine is kidnapped from her tribe of primal trailer dwellers by predatory Hollywood Jews, fattened and drugged for ritual sacrifice, then escapes, waddling back home to her tribal trailer-land with the aid of a devoted pap, who throws the pursuing yids off the scent with his nauseating aroma of Aramis and Tabouleh.

The world needs help, the economy is crashing ,and people STILL want to know what a psycotic no talent fat ass Britney is doing.
Give me another beer and turn on Big brother as life passes me by.
No wonder Europe hates Hollywood.

She looks cute! I like her top!

Mel: Hey sugar tits.

Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week. "She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site", according to the officials of that site.

is that man looking woman brits nanny ?

who's that leather faced bitch in the puma jacket? jesus, please tell me that's just a rent-a-cop and Brit isn't using up tax payers money just so she can go to Clair's?

36, she got it at Lane Bryant.

Um, this is the first time in the history of Britney's career that I've ever looked at her and thought, "Oooh, I love that outfit!" I need to go shred my credit cards and weep in the corner.

I think it's nice to see some compassion in that world. I liked the 'The Passion' for it's accuracy, not it's violence (the attention to detail and language) and in my opinion a true christian (which I am not, I'm agnostic) can't be an anti-semite since Christ was and never stopped being Jewish. But 'The Passion' wasn't great as the religious right makes it out to be. 'Apocalypto' was way better.

Here's what's wrong with Mel a. he's an alcoholic and can't control himself when he's on the juice b. he chose a to base his movie on a the Passion Play, of which one of the dozens of versions (The Oberammergau Passion Play) is considered to be anti-semitic, and c. his father made a statement that could be construed as anti-semitic, but was probably more anti-zionist in nature (if it was anti anything).

What Mel's father actually did was question the numbers that are being reported about the Holocaust but he didn't deny it happened. It's not unreasonable to assume that some Jewish organizations might fudge the numbers to gain sympathy for their cause. It's what all organizations do, but anyone denies the Holocaust happened is an idiot. In other words, what I am saying from what was said is that it seems that; Mel's father believes it was 6 million Jews in that died in the Holocaust, and doesn't need to believe that there was more in order to be convinced it happened. Whether Mel's father feels sympathy about it is no one else's business; and I don't see why anyone should be required to feel bad about what they did not participate in. Some people just don't care about that sort of thing. So what!

Incidentally the 'The Passion' is NOT based on the Oberammergau Passion Play. I can't say it any differently than this; I think that the Jews are an incredible people, and their existence enriches humanity, but Zionists are the Jewish Al-Qaeda, and they don't believe in the separation of Church and
State. The problem is that Zionists (not all Jews) want everybody not only to tolerate them, but everybody has to act like that Jews are good people just because they are Jews (not to mention support Israel's militant agenda). Nobody should be given the benefit of the doubt, or be suspect based on their race or religion; it's prejudice either way.

Personally, I don't think Mel Gibson hates Jews, not unless he hates Italians more (I mean did you see the way he demonized the Romans in the 'The Passion'). Oh wait a second... that stuff was already in the history books and the Bible which Mel Gibson didn't make up on his own

Now that's the way it is; you can call me an anti-semite all you want but I'm definitly not, one of my best friends is a nephew of the late genius Mordecai Richler. Dean Devin, a Jewish writer said, “If Mel is an anti-Semite, then he spends a lot of time with us, which makes no sense.” in reference to himself and his wife's relationship with Gibson since the DUI incident.

But please go ahead and bash Britney all you want, because she is white trash!