Mar 4 2008Britney Spears goes to the doctor

I made it finally now my useless life is complete. Orgasm in my anus!

Girlfriend still needs help getting dressed, doesn't she?

If it wasn't Dr. Kevorkian, I'm not interested.

1st~!

I honestly feel bad for her. Those paparazzi jack asses should just leave her alone, thats why shes losing her mind. How would you feel if you had fat, unattractive men with bad facial hair following you around screaming your name and smelling like the gas station food they filled up on while they parked outside your gyno's doctors office. Pathetic!

screw feeling bad for her. I feel bad for the paparazzi. wasting their meaningless lives taking pictures of this Ass Clown He-Bitch

Nope -- Wrong again. Britney went to the doctor because her massive hemorrhoids were boiling again.

#1. He's hilarious.

WTC is up with the Fish? Why does this dork think every female in Hollywood is pregnant? The dumb bitch drink 12 Venti Crapacinos from Starbucks everyday. If that does not put a little bump in your belly, I don't know what will.

Maybe her daddy picked out her bra too. He is laying her clothes out for her every night.

another brit post??????????? gaawd, and yet we are so not interested in B. Spears. Why isn't she dead yet?blah blah, gimme gimme more, ya'lls want a piece of me??? No wonder the slut hasn't subsided. I'm gonna go masturbate to my new Indiana Jones poster, see, some of us have lives.

I really hope not.
That guy is SUCH a loser!!

I'm not sure if Britney is in fact expecting. Of course, many are speculating and that's all it is. I certainly hope she's not going to give birth for, in her current state, she should not be reproducing. Britney needs to get herself back on track and back to the top of the charts where she belongs!

Yeah, she is about that stupid..

She's wearing new boots!

How many decades ago did this fat guy used to be the biggest sex symbol on the planet ? I never found her attractive at all but damn, if Marty Mcfly would have rolled up in his Delorean and showed me that picture there's no way I'd believe it was her.

She needs to give that shirt back to the toddler she stole it from.

Her shirt reminds me of when a female has to wear a white shirt for work and she is low on cash and puts on the first white shirt that kind of fits her.

As you can see I am still retarded and I slept with my sister last night

It's also a shitty fact that if you've had one or more children, your abdominal muscles can rip down the middle. That's why a lot of women get abdominoplasty (sp), to sew up the muscles.

if she owns a white bra Id be stunned.

The camera, what does it mean?! I'll tell you what it means:

Britney's short-term memory is so damaged from methamphetamines that she has to take hundreds of pictures in order to find her way back home.

How's my beloved (Frist) today?

#5

I work in the technology department for a big company. I have people following me all day asking me for this or that. I would trade places with Brittney any day, well the paps following me around, but nothing else. I like my technical degree, peace of mind, fit body, and good self esteem.

Does she know any white people?

@18 wonderfull, I got the retarded duchefucker troll today. Is there anyway to make these loser die?

she went to the doctor last night and these are the pix? then why is it daylight outside the parking garage? shenanigans! I declare shenanigans on fish!

someone pass the anal lube...we gotta get this bucko ready for his reckoning.

Don't quit your day job (@22), It takes a real dumbass to deal with photags and paps all day. Hmmm, when should i let them know i'm at the gas station????

I know this might sound weird, but I hope she gives birth vaginally this time, so I can stick my head up there right after the baby comes out.

@27 Would you please crawl back inside and die??

@5 Hey stupid fucking "lee" name ending brit fantwat, that's just the kind of guy your Brit-Brit likes.

How many trolls are there?????????????

@30 You make two. I am sure there are more..

If that doctor had one ounce of compassion, he'd take matters into his own hands. Just look at the lives of the tards she already has, and this one would come out with even more chromosomal wreckage. I hope he stuck in a probe and speared that fetus like a cocktail party appetizer.

If there is a god she was there getting her tubes tied.

FRIST!!! You're here! Ha ha you can spear me like...a cocktail...or something.

I'm excited!!!

well now I've gone and pooped my pants

Ha! Love it.

@32 & 34,, How fucking sad is your life that you have to troll two poeple to have a conversaion with yourself? I guess that is the life of a troll. One step below a child molester. At least the kids like there molester in the begining. Nobody like you ever..

"I like my technical degree, peace of mind, fit body, and good self esteem."

What's that fat bitch going on about now??? She's the fucking receptionist. And her body's fit - barely - into a reinforced oversized chair.

"At least the kids like there molester in the begining. Nobody like you ever.."

...and as he gets deeper into an emotionally charged topic for him, Jimbo slips into the fractured Engrish of his abusive Japanese stepdad...

I'm sure she was just pricing out some Jowel Reduction surgery ....

#37

Such harsh words for a stranger. May peaceful thoughts come your way soon.

#38 you drop pants. Now!

Can anyone say D&C procedure? Doctor went in there and scraped that thing out like the last spoonful of mayo in the jar. She knew what kind of leach maggot that camel kissing buffoon would be if he got her to drop a retard in the kitty litter.

Well she sure didn't get lipo...

Oh, I got the fairly intelligent yet sociopathic troll today. Hey, Jimbo, Veggi, Auntie, we need to find a new website..

#44

Do you know of any good political sites similar to this format? I go on here because I am stuck in an office all day and sit by myself as I write software.

The spawn of Adnan and Britney signals the beginning of Armageddon. Consider yourselves warned. This child will be the angel of death and destruction to more than Brit's waistline and nipples.

Agnostic:
Athiest without balls.
Stephen Colbert

Hey BINKY!!! #45 has a question for you!!

Auntie, FRIST, Veggie, Jimbo: noooooooooo! don't you ever leaveee:((

This is the ONLY one for you #45

She is SO GROSKY! That girl is going have like 90 Little DEVIL-Spawns by the time she's 30!!!!!!!

Any "Pro-Life" morons want to speak up and make an argument for this?

/didn't think so.

Hint to Britney: Sweetie, that's a size 6 blouse. You're a size 14. Time to get some clothes that fucking fit properly.

Hopefully they did this

@44 As long as I can continue to swear a whole fucking lot (there goes one), and discuss my boozing, I'm there team!

** Weeps because Frist, Jimbo, Veggi, and Auntie are going to leave her behind with the trolls. **

is she single again?I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named " Searching Millionaire dot com".. Many men winked at her there.

She is a great woman. I was told that she helped many positive girls on a STD dating site named " positiveloving.com" last year. And she agreed to helpe another 15 top members this year

#36

How sad that you care. What are you the Comment Police ha!

I really need see her smiling aganin :(

I really need see her smiling again :(

#56 Bunny

Brittney looks like she is wearing a size 2 top and she should be wearing a size 6 top. Kim Kardaskank could easily fit into a size 14 top.

On the bright side, she could chub out a bit more and than not even REALIZE she's pregnant. The baby would probably just fall out too and she wouldn't notice.

It's nice that Britney Spears treats losing her children like losing a frappo at starbucks. "You took my children? Jokes on you, i'mma get some more, The penis/counter is right over there"

@ 3

HILARIOUS

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That's it, I'm done with this bitch if she's pregnant.

@56 Oh wow, my bad. Dry your eyes BB and come along!

Doh, forgot to change name. Another mea culpa BB.

Britney Spears?

Poor woman. I saw her profile with photos on BillionaireFriends.co m, where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. She feels lonely, doesn't she? Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?

It would help if she looked in a mirror before she left the house.

Ugliest top in the world.

at least she doesnt have dina for a mother

[that was mean] we feel mean

dont fuck with us right now

relax babe, take some time off

#29 asshole, you don't know her! Bottom line! None of you do. Do you take pleasure in pretending you have some kind of connection to another person simply beacause their famous. Does that make your life have meaning? So many of you are just rediculus, shes living her life, whatever. I guess I have a hard time completely hating a stranger or anyone for that matter. It's funny to poke a little fun but some of you are just malicious, as though she shot your mother or something.

O.K. at least she now has red boots to wear constantly. And with all the money she supposedly has, why can't she buy a shirt that fits? Those buttons are SCREAMING "This shirt is too small for your bloated ass!"

I didn't like her. There are so many rumor about her every day. I don't know why there are so many people focus on her. It's boring! I prefer chatting someone on some good sites. I glad to recommend this good dating site (bbwconnect.com) to you. There are many hot guys and beautiful girls. Maybe you can try it now!

so the landing strip sperminated her, next he's gotta marry her, quickie divorce within 2 weeks of the next devil spawn appearance, then he's set for life, kfed style. He might look like a silly arab, but he's sooooo much more....

Oh Ashley #73 that is a really REDICULUS COMMENT. you mighty fuckwad. SUPERFICIAL get it?

#73- Yes to everything.

PS Britney sure is ugly. Her chin is becoming one with her neck. Wonder what Paris and her new monk-as-accessory would make of that.

She's no. 1. I love her. she's hot. BTW, did you guys see her profile on
myrichmatch.com? There're more hot pics of her. She's very popular there.

she is revolting

Hey brit! why you wearing clothes that are too small for you, hon? Go shop something that fits you.

PS. If there's a god she's not pregnant

Leave Britney alone. She really needs true love and help. It seems she is seeking true love online now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week.

I think she's just got the "coming off the happy pills" bloat. If she IS pregnant though, she is automatically qualified to be the universal symbol for pro-choice. If she isn't convincing enough, I don't know what is.

Can we call her Baby Huey now?

#73? You're so sensitive! Shut-the fuck up.

Anyway: I like to pretend I know celebrities. I pretend, pretend -- sometimes I even meet celebrities in their back yards. Nothing says friendship like a security fence. I carry a script that I doodled on the palm of my hand, and a really cheap .22 that fits nicely in my pocket.

I like the women the best; women celebrities have vaginas, and I like that.

The guy on the left has a snot...
Ew

#33- Yes, please.

No more kids needing their teeth whitened because Brit can't feed them the food kids their age should be eating.

she maybe has mental disease. She is luck than people at stdromance.

WTF is with her body!?...... looks like a midget. She's got that big swollen upper head thing going on, . . if her eyes were any farther apart they would be sitting next to her ears, . . she's has a big beefy neck, . . short stubby arms and legs, . . . and who the HELL is dressing this poor girl, . . WOW, . .I can't believe that a celebrity, ANY celebrity could have such bad fashion sense, . . just fucken mind blowing.