Mar 5 2008Britney Spears continues to mold young minds

"5-year-old Elissa Bouganim, who has taken three classes with the pop star,"

Nice to see Brit back in school... arithmetic here I come!!!

Still sick of hearing about Britney!
Seriously.
Stop.

Seems she is busy with finding a new father for her kids these days. I saw her at the celeb singles club millionairecupid.com, she posted a profile saying she is looking for a great, kind guy for serious relationship.

Meh, who cares.

Well, hopefully being with the kid will inspire Britney to get her own kids back. Teaching childrens dance classes has been the least selfish thing Britney has done in years...

She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club BillionaireCupid.co m. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

Does Britney Spears and "the Fish Move" frighten anyone else?

God I hate these date scam spammers, but I never get tired of "She was said to be fond of internet recently". It's the new "All your base are belong to us."

Uh kids that wasn't the "fish move", it's called a seizure, probably brought on by those toxic ass boots and too many fraps.

"And then later, we learned how to swing from the big brass pole in our underpants! Miss Britney is so much fun after she comes back from her potty breaks!" says 5 year old Tammy Sue.

what kind of fucktard parent thinks that leaving their impressionable kids around britney spears is a great idea? oh that's right, the same batch that leave 'em at michael jackson's house....jesus.

#8--hahahah, yeah, that's so true! But seriously, I blame the Fish for not maintaining the site like EVERYONE else manages to do.
So, let me get this straight...this once multi-platinum selling blah, blah, blah is now teaching dance to kids? This is what she is doing with her career/life? No comment because it speaks for itself.

GO BRITNEY!

FISH GUTZ U SUK!

Britney Spears Continues to Mold

"Mommy, what's that red stuff on Britney's panties??"

Little Ella Stratter:

We were dancing, and then Britney said to dance faster -- so we did. And we were dancing faster and faster, and Britney taught us the 'fish' move. So we twisted and went down. And Britney was dancing faster (gulp) than the rest of us and we couldn't keep up. She started to , ughm, make. . .this sound.

Then she fell down, on her back, and started , ughm, shaking.

Little Ella Stratter's mother, Mrs. Stratter: She masturbated in front of them! I am completely appalled!

Little Ella Stratter: Mommy, what's a masturbated?

Absolutely right, #11. What responsible parent would put her young, impressionable child blindly into the care of Britney Spears? Fucktards.
I pray that there are psychologists and handlers, as there are when she visits her own children, but I suspect not.
And the "fish move" that had me worried had nothing to do with SuperFish, I was thinking something anatomically odoriferous and..ooh.. just don't go there. Eeek!

14. yodel lay hee hoo - March 5, 2008 11:54 AM
Britney Spears Continues to Mold

/beat me to it.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't, huh Britney.

She tries to make a change and gets beat up JUST AS MUCH as when she was acting retarded.

How often do "stars" take time out of their lives to give back to AMERICAN kids. Sure, they'll run off in a second and have a publicity filled event for some foreign country/kids, but to give a damn about the ones that are buying their stuff....doesn't happen all that often today.

Kudos to Britney.

Who's a teacher. Children's dance class.

After all, you're molding young minds, young man.

@7 - I find it a bit ironic myself. Only in America can an adult who has flashed genitalia publicly have access to toddlers. They might as well bring in Charles Manson for storybook time. Maybe Woody can be nap-time coordinator and Bill Maher could be spotted as a weekly guest to instruct those little minds how to roll up a big fatty.

Yes, sweetie - be just like Britney - now do the fish move again and remember I'm not mommy right now I'm a pap. Okay, let's pretend you are getting out of the Benz again. Oh, why do I have some of the doggie's hair taped on my chin? You'll know that when you get older. They're so cute at that age.

#19? Don't you think that Britney should be giving back to her own goddamn kids? Oh, yeah -- she's been stripped of her children's custody.

What's up with all these fucking 'nice', sensitive, people here today? They're making me nauseous.

Alright Ya'll. Let's take a break!! Who wants to eat their feelings??

#22, isn't she trying?
The last few posts I've seen have been "Britney visits her kids (and they don't die)," etc

Gotta start somewhere.

Yeah, I'm in a sweet and sentimental mood today. Must be damn Favre retiring.

Sure, IKE, but, damn, man, it's no fun not to bash Britney.

As far as I'm concerned, Britney's the root of all of my life's problems.

Sorry I know this is way off topic but I need to vent on this subject and this is an incredibly boring post:

I watched the movie “The 25th Hour” last night . It was a good movie but when I went to IMBD and read some of the posts, it pissed me off how everyone felt so sorry for Monty. He was a fucking drug dealer and I hope he did end up getting raped or killed in prison. I have two kids in elementary school and have zero sympathy for fucking drug dealers. Oh, by the way, in the movie he did end up going to prison. The dream sequence was him dreaming not his father. His father was driving the car. The father just narrated the dream.

Alright….I can now carry on with my day now.

Hey Brit, nice wig ya fat bitch. Go get a few large fraps with extra whip and eat a few kids.

#26 -- It's okay, Monty payed taxes on his drug income.

Who's a teacher. who's.

This is a boring site today. Perhaps posting some pics of Clinton, Obama, and McCain will spark up some good political debates. I would love to create a political/current event site similar to this, but I do not have the time to create it right now.

Of COURSE the kids like her. She's got the intellect and emotional maturity of a two year old, they think she's one of them, but just abnormally large. I have to question the parents' judgment, though. Are they hoping Brit will get their kids into show biz or give them money/expensive gifts? Why else would a responsible parent let Britney anywhere near his/her child? Oh wait, I just answered my own question. Clearly, they aren't responsible parents.

THOSE BOOTS! FUCK'S SAKE! Doesn't she own ANY other footwear?

Not only is she a superior fish dancer, but she carries the title for having the planet's oldest zit. That fucker must be a year old by now.

Now that's what I call talent.

Brit will soon be teaching the three "R's" . Readin' , Ritin' , and Rehab.

Mommy, where are teacher's panties?

19, giving back? last time i checked, this whore wasn't a choreographer. she's probably getting paid to give these so called lessons. that's not giving back. and if she's not getting paid, it's probably part of some community service she got for her 20 or so car accidents she's caused.

I know what you mean #36. If it's not because of those 20 accidents, it's probably to get a movie role, and if it's not to get a movie role, it's probably to get tv time, and if it's not to get tv time, then it's probably to make those aliens happy, and it it's not to make those aliens happy, it's probably to lure them over to Michael Jackson's house, and if it's not to lure them over to Michael Jackson's house, it's probably to....

Damn, your glass isn't half empty, you're surprised there's something in the damn cup to begin with.

Maybe she's just being nice.

Ok...I'm done for today.

get your head out of your ass IKE. this is Britney Spears we're talking about, not Mother Theresa!

and what do you expect? this isn't the Britney Spears #1 Fan Club website.

She's not teaching kids, she's trying to figure out which one to steal. The kid has to be strong enough to open a bag of Cheetos and go inside the store and get mama a Venti Frappuccino. And may occasionally have to drive. True, kids that are old enough to talk can be a problem, they tend to say things like, "Mama drive and I afraid" and get you in trouble with stupid judges that don't understand the artistic personality. Or any of Britney's 15 other personalities.

"It's just amazing to watch Britney with the kids," says Elissa's mom, Pam. "Elissa won't stop dancing now, that's all she wants to do. Britney has really inspired her."

10 YEARS LATER:"It's just FUCKING AMAZING what Britney taught my kid," says Elissa's mom, Pam. "Elissa won't stop fucking old Arab men named Adnan now, that's all she wants to do. Britney has really inspired her."

The parents and kids are nothing but star-struck. Reminds me of Michael Jacksons situation with the kids. The parents were in awe of him and so were the kids. The parents are willing to sacrifice their offspring to these sick freaks!

They won't let her see her own kids, but they'll let her see other people's. Logical.