Mar 20 2008Britney Spears acts, one might say, 'good'*

Maybe she can score a date with Doogie Howser, the gay doctor. I hear she the rainbow pee pee.

Now if she just gets hawt again, she might actually rehabilitate her image.

She actually looks decent.

yeah she cleans up good for tv..

That was acting? Shit that was terrible, fuck how she looks

She must be taking acting classes from Paul Walker... ZING

Eh, she's ok. She's had it rough (brought it upon herself) lately (5 years) and that sucks. So why not be on this show. She looks ok, she acts ok, no better or worse than anyone else on the show.

Yay crazy beeeyotch.

Of course she does well because she's been on TV before and knows what it takes to be a talented actress. Get used to it because Mil Gibson wants to make her the lead in his next movie.

Britney is an all around actress. She can dance, she can sing and she can act. Her recent troubles and the desire of the media to watch her miss a few steps can't take that away from her.

Good job Brit! Still loving ya!

Randal

that acting was on par with the olsen twins. take that whatever way you wish.

#8,
She's good enough, she's smart enough, and dogonit, people like her.

Who the fuck is Mil Gibson??

Meh. Funny, in a sort of desperately trying to be a hip sitcom sort of way.

And why does he want to make a movie about a fat retarded girl??

If even one person goes out of their way to watch BS on this show, that is one too many. That unfit mother deserves nothing.

are you aware that there are sites copy-pasting your stuff? see www.gossipstyle.com for one example...

If Britney ever crawled inside an old hollow log to go to sleep, and while she was in there some guys came and sealed up both ends and then put it on a truck and took it to another city, boy, I wouldn't know what to tell her..

well, I guess I would tell her to choose pie heaven instead of regular heaven..

Magnum didn't own the ferrari though :( he only got to drive it.

It's really all about his shorts! Fear the wearer of the short shorts!

Don't be fucking with Magnum PI...... Greatest show on TV........EVER! Well except Star Trek and Dr. Who maybe.

#15, no, Fish is copy-pasting THEIR stuff!!!!!

At least her skin isn't sloughing off her face.

16, surreal but hilarious!

Randal, you are a fucking fuck face.

I like Randal. He seems to have a positive attitude and outlook on life. I never see any stickin' thinkin' out of him.

Randal, you are a fucking idiot. There are no plans for Mel Gibson to have Twitney in any of his movies. You pulled that right out of your gay, stretched out ass. Twitney is not an actress, and never will be. How old are you anyway, fourteen? Twitney's career is over and will never return. Sorry to break that to you, but it's the truth. Go play with your dolls, you fucking little prick.

i bet Randal has 20 different Peter Pan outfits he wears.

I love Randal. When they dig up his yard, it's going to be soooo interesting...

Randal sounds like a flaming faggot.

That being said, I have nothing against flaming faggots and I think he has every right to speak his mind.

You go girl!!

What happened to her Southern accent? All I heard was helium.

See, now I know Randal isn't exactly swimming with the current on this site, but #24's comment is humorless and hostile. Some folks here seem not snarky but cranky and bitter, like the bad neighbor everybody tries to avoid. And also pretty dense. I'm guessing "Randal" is somebody having a lot of fun purposely irritating those types, and doesn't believe a word he/she writes.

"I have nothing against flaming faggots"

Jimbo to diary: Jackpot!

I just realized...she's just acting like she did on the Mickey Mouse club. Boy those years of acting really paid off!

10 years of the same britney jokes over and over and over again. you'd think that people would get tired of it, but no! oh well. but what to expect? you're the ones who made adam sandler, tom green, andy dick, sarah silverman, the list goes on, famous in the first place. here is comedic genius! POOP! haha. She is stupid! haha!
the reality is that you're all victims of the media sensationalism. you don't take a minute to question or even process the information that you're given. who cares, in the end it's all about getting a cheap laugh, right? perhaps unable to form your own opinions, eh? must feel so comfortable to always go and blend with the majority. Beeeh BeEH
say what you want about britney, but she is already above the lot of you just by addressing this issue.

what issue??

shake it like a poloroid brit

I can't watch this video since I think it will be too stupid and boring. But, if her acting is anything better than shit, it is because they do at least 500 takes for every shot and out of that there must be something decent that can be edited and spliced together.

I hope she goes over to Mel's house soon. It appears that they've been finding dead people hanging around.

I really wish she would of atleast made her weave..or wig or whatever the fuck look good. The rest of her looks okay.

SHE LOOKS CRAZY

she did really good. girl doesnt photograph well, but on camera she definitely has the certain something that made her famous in the 1st place.

Uh, that wasnt good acting at all. It looked like she was reading her lines from a cue card. She looks stone faced.

Uh, that wasnt good acting at all. It looked like she was reading her lines from a cue card. She looks stone faced.

That whore is so fuckin drugged up on anti-psychotic meds that she acts like a person who had a lobotomy. I cannot believe people buy into her bullshit.
She is nothing but trash, no matter how much money she has. and do not get me started on her lil sis.

Now that I saw the clip, I can verify that:
THE BITCH IS CRAZY

p.s. where are tater tot and small fry?? did they drown in the tub or were tossed off the local overpass??

She's all shakey and seems really nervous, I felt weird just witnessing it

Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. I love her. It seems she is dating online now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week.

Right now some NBC executive is planning a Britney Spears situation comedy. Fall 2010 - a young trailer trash teenager gets discovered by a Dizzy Knee Record producer and is brought from bayou swamps of Louisianne to glizy decay of El Lay - Green Acres and Beverly Hillbillies for twenty-teen decade! Quick, buy me some Universal-NBC stock before the market closes - quickly boy and don't forget the lattes.

I didn't actually think it was that great. She talked really fast and sounded pretty monotone, and she looked at the exact same spot the whole time. But then again, i'm really drunk, so what do i know? HA! Nothing.

(A) How I Met Your Mother- Straight out of "It is cheaper to hire Non-Actors to act as Real Actors" and Doogie Howser gayness acting as straightness.

(B)Another failed, coke-head, burnout musician. THERE'S a real surprise right?

All you need then is a Muslim playing a Jew, and you got a hit!

Actually, both Brit and this show suck, but there is only ONE of the two I would like to find out HOW MUCH it sucks..........

I'd hit that

happy for britters......we're all idiots sometimes......

happy for britters......we're all idiots sometimes......

happy for britters......we're all idiots sometimes......

I mostly wanna fuck her, and hope she reads this site to see how much I support her. It's strange because I've been a flaming queer my entire life, and I want to have sex with Brit-brit.

I believe it's because I hate my penis and I want it to shrivel up and fall off as opposed to the cost of the surgery. The Doctor tried to save me some money, saying a penis as short as mine is technically a large clit, so they'd only need to cave in my nutsack to make some sugar walls. I told him that someone already tried that with the tip of their boot in the rest area outside of Houston.

what does LFMAOCCMFGMYS stand for, c'mon tell me so I can use it in conversation with my grandparents.

what does LFMAOCCMFGMYS stand for, c'mon tell me so I can use it in conversation with my grandparents.

She plays deranged receptionist well.

Won't give away the ending but I rode her like Seattle Slew.

Britney is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to "SeekingRich.com".She is also on "SeekingRich.com",there are a lot of reports about her.

She looked nervous and I was embarrassed for her. I have never watched one episode of this lame show and I don't plan on starting now. I hear Britney is really desperate for work these days. Her profile can be found on AnnoyingCelebsWithBadWeavesAndNoTalent.com

Cheers!

Awwww, be nice to Britney, ya'll....

Hopefully HIMYM is not going downhill. I dunno.

what does "LFMAOCCMFGMYS!" mean?!