Mar 6 2008Bai Ling is an idiot

I am just a bit curious...Her profile was found on millionaire dating site"BillionaireCupid.co m'last week.

First?

First?

Me so happy. Me ruv judge rong time.

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Possibly jrz will chime in with something more over-the-top, but you have to admit that her own writing is already a parody of Asian-speak.

go go godzirra! and damn you #1! it's bad enough we have to put up with your dumb as shit advertising and then you go and make sure your post is at the very top. and the dumb shall inherit the earth.

Fuck! Too slow! hahaha

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Opinions:
There are billions of drop dead beautiful Asian women worldwide. Why, then, are almost all the famous Asian women in America uglier than hell? You could use that doctor's face from Grey's Anatomy to make monster cookies. I'll bet Mike's goat looks better than this thief.

Shame she couldn't pay to get her butt-ugly mug-shot erased from the collective memory of all humanity too.

she is the epitome of stupid dink dink. this is why i hate asians.

"All the darkness went away, the sunlight really come back to me with a huge smile right now dance in my trailer "

I fucking knew it!!!!!!..............Bai Ling is the one spamming the shit out of this sight with the bullshit dating sites..........I knew I knew ya.

This bitch is ugly with out that mask of make up.

I'm hot and you fucking know it.

What an UGLY CLOWN

Jennifer2:

Why are you curious? You're here every fucking day posting the same fucking drivel over and over. Your sites are identity stealing sites, we all know it, so why don't you take your sites and stick them up your worthless ass, you dumb cunt?

I can't help it... everytime I see her I think of that scene from Revenge of the Nerds where the football player asked the Asian geek "Do you know karate?" and the geek says "No", to which the football player responds by putting his dirty jockstrap on the geek's head.

And now......my impression of Random Fuck # 6 & 8 "This Guy": I'm so very jaded by everyone else. I *choke choke choke choke gasps for air hock hock hock* ugh...sorry, Pubic Hair Ball.

I don't know why but she looks pretty hot in that picture. Now if you excuse me, I'll go shoot myself.

Her fine originally was much lower, but then the judge notice that her check had MSG and he got pissed off because he specifically told her no MSG.

The truth came out? Huh? Bai Ling steals and the court decides to charge her with disturbing the peace; that's like getting charged with a speeding ticket and your lawyer getting it reduced to a moving violation.

You were still speeding.

Also: Bai Ling's IQ must be in the lower eighties.

Who the fuck is that? Mimi?

The superficial you crack me up =)

That really was a bad move on her part, but who is she anyway :p ?

Like #6 said Bai Ling is a self-parody. "the sunlight really come back to me with a huge smile right now dance in my trailer Yes! Yes! Yes!" Is she putting us on??? Or does she not realize that she's a walking SNL skit?

just a hole....
She is just a hole.

She is such a retarded FOB. You bring shame to all Asians, worldwide.

I got a speeding ticket reduced to manslaughter once..

The question then is:
Who is the bigger idiot
Me or Bai ?

#29 -- Manslaughter? Frist, don't have to lie us; You were charged with prostitution.

who the heck was her criminal defense attorney??? Britney Spears or Whanker Pete Dougherty?

and don't forget to add the cappx. $2,000 to the $700.00 fine for the great advise!

shouldn't she be deported by now?

#31, yeah, but you would know that, you being there and all..

Is she using Gollum's hand for the thumbs-up?

DAMN! "cappx" - make that - Appx.

sorry.

#33? Do mean because I was there, purchasing your mouth?

'No eye contact (Smack)!' Remember?

I could not understand most of her haiku, but I did laugh about dancing in her trailer. You know she means her real trailer, i.e. her home. This D list actress isn't ever given an on-set trailer. When she is lucky enough to get work she has to change in the ladies room.

Engrish is type hard.

She's so hot and sexy! Love her hot pics and videos very much.

Dick Dick, not even Mikes goat would give you a second look.

post something else, please - ugly oozing from pic

I'd like to suck her nipples.

Devil: "Hey, where's my thumb?"

Bai: "Ha ha, I've got it."

Devil: "Holy shit, that is my thumb! You so crazy Bai."

Martin Lawrence: "Hey devil, why are you stealing my catch phrase?"

Devil: "Why are you making a sequel to Wild Hogs, you evil fuck?"

Martin has no comeback. Bai does a sassy snap with her devil fingers. Fin.

someone else sensed the thumb was evil...

I bet she could give you a fist job and an enema at the same time.

#39 -- You're a moron. Did you not realize that was I was buying Frist's flapper?

And if Mike's goat wouldn't put out, I'd just rape it, anally.

#13, go fuck yourself

#13, go ruck yourrelf.

#45 that would explain Mike's and your rashes..

I must admit they are a populous pitiful race of scrawny black-eyed black-haired slant-eyed automatons. Fuk fuk suk suk. No wonder Japan is making all those robots. Hopefully they will next make sex adroids affordable with at least some ass so we can be done with cheap sucky fucky girls.

Hey G I R L do you and your sister still give cheap blow jobs and anal? Throw in your younger sister for the same cheap rate and we have a deal (if you buy the beer.)

how does this whore have a career? oh, yeah...the old suckie suckie routine.

#13 & #49

You must be the typical uneducated and obese American. You can go back and F'k your sister or cousin now.

Herrrrro. This is Bai Ring. I ruv the rast story about me.

Arso, I ruv to rick remon rorry-pops.

I am perpetually educating myself and am excellent physical condition. I most likely have a better body and certainly larger cock than any nasty little asian you could yank off a rice pasture. Now close that little mouth around my nephew's dick. He is 13 now and I want him to know what it is like to be a man. I figured letting a little yellow sex toy give him his first BJ would be a good start. Next year I will get him a real full scale (white) woman.

#49 is just miffed that Asians (minus this Bai-Ling creature) are currently poised to oust his/her fat American ass and take over the world!

Honest question to Asian females: Do you have to shave/wax your body hair?

Anybody seen Mai sister Amy ?

WOw. What a moron. Pleading guilty to one charge doesn't mean you are innocent of other charges...

hahahahaha we got all the nukes you ignorant whore!!!! Don't forget that little factor in the economic equation. Just a reminder:

"MIght = Right"
(13,000 nuclear warheads for USA)

Me love that judge....boom-boom, long time!

Correction: Asia IS the world's super-power :D

To Most Dishonuhbur Commentol Numbah 51:

You bling shame to entile virrage. You must dlink spesher tea to get evur speelit out of you. You dumb fuck.

Fergermauster (german for "I have a small penis and cannot sexually satisfy european women and so must utilize small hipped asians"

Qualify your idiocy. How is asia anything other than a place for cheap labor? Militarily they are a joke. (Moron)

Easy, lassy. E-Z!

I'll give you a nice, rich taste of Europe.

In my jock cup.

Any video of her "dancing" in her trailer? Cause I need a laugh

Is that all you got? "Suck my dick?' Damn. I waste my time on your petty imbecility.
And as for lassy, that would be the dogs (mutts actually in a mixed breed, racially confused mental coward like yourself) or females in your family" wife, daughter, mother.
Please come back with something more interesting as I am itching (like the rash in that smelly baggy jock cup of yours) for a fight.
Hurry up and and get off your knees, anal sex can't be that healthy for your colon dude. Not to mention the stretching of your anus leads to seeping feces.

It's "Lassie" the collie, not "Lassy".

I know you're itchin' for a fight.

You're in the eight grade, right?

Don't bother commenting on anything I say anymore. I would rather sit on the toilet in the throes of depression, constipated and hungover waiting to puke and shit at the same time all over myself than insult you. You are really dull. Goodbye. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

No mor sucky sucky!

You been here four hour!

You go!

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was she getting fucked when she wrote this? what's with all the ejaculative "yes"es?

That reminds of that song by Lard called Drug Raid At 4am. ("Oops, wrong house!") Damn I haven't heard that in a long ass time, thanks Fish. How many albums did Lard make? I think multiple, I will have to look into this.

*slaps forehead*

Bai Ling is Herbie Frog!

Bai god she's dumb...

i am curious. I saw this pic before on a celeb site called ‘SearchingMillionaire dot com’! Is that fake or real?

#49, i'll feed you piss you stupid dip shit motherfucker

I suck dick to feed my nasty little asian baby with the deformed eyes. I suck and fuck cheapy cheapy. I only love you better than my sister and mother and daughter. I got cherry pussy. Hee heee heeee (I think she is blushing but how can you tell with that nasty yellow skin color?)

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Who the fuck is Bia Ling...sounds like the name of the kid who delivers my Chinese food to me on Saturday nights...?

She takes attention whore to a new level. Isn't the phrase she couldn't even get arrested in this town? Guess she showed them...

700 bucks? i hope she can scrape up the cash.

Whateve this is the woman who discovered the cure for aging by cooking aborted fetuses in Dumplings....she can do whatever she wans

Who is this person? Why is she reported on? What has she ever done to deserve any press coverage? Some kid at my son's school has been stealing pencils out of backpacks; do you want to cover that? I mean, I know TONS of idiots; why her?

Why is it that when an American is an idiot (Spears, Lohan, Garnier, etc.) he/she's just an idiot, but when she's an idiot, it's because she's Asian? Black, white, Asian, Christian, Muslim, whatever, idiocy's the great leveler! It's not to do with her genetic/cultural heritage people; she just happens to be a card-carrying moron.

Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "SeekingRich.com"
last week. "She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site", according to the officials of that site.

That not Bai Ring up there, that me. I met her and her many fan on mirrionaire and cerebrity dating site an she stole my profile. I aways knew she troll. Damn thievin bitch. Now I stuck typin in vis slitty eyed way, I no happy.

#74, why the hell are you using my name you stupid red neck fat fucker. go back to blowing your dad.

#84 - aren't you needed in the rice fields, dear? or a sweatshop? or the whore house?

Dear Girl (how creative you filthy skinny asian slut), yes I am a redneck, but no I am not fat I am tall and muscular and probably more so then 99.9% percent of any of "your" puny kind. I would go blow my Dad but he is busy diddling my daughter. Now go back to your robot assembly line before I spray your little herb garden with Napalm. Remember Napalm? We used it extensively all over your little ancestral homelands. Then we turned your whole race into industrial slaves.
And whores. Sucky fucky.

I got nice pussy. You not talky to me like that mean redneck man. I use kung mung fu on you white ass. Then I blow you real good for few dollars. Then I clean you house and make you nice rice dinner for you big redneck body. I like big white men. They have big dikky dikkys. Hee hee heee. (I guess when a yellow asian blushes the red from the surficial blood and yellow turn the skin orange, so yeah, the little gook turns orange in embarassment)

85, Kathy go back to working at McDonalds, your incest buck tooth family is coming through any minute now.

86, The only thing muscular is your turd you red neck fool. You got your facts wrong dumass; which is expected from a red neck like yourself. Majority of asians are making up the white collar professional work force while stupid people like yourself in middle america are working in the factories. And you're doing a lousy job at that.

March 22, 2006 10:47 AM
"Last year salaries surged 40%, to an average of $160 a month... With the gap between wages in China and those elsewhere gradually closing..."

This was from Business Week.
I guess you are right Mr. KKK #89. Asians sure are rich at $160 a month (the big white guy almost pees his pants laughing. No problem though. His little asian sex toy will clean it up after she blows her master)

wow...so hot

chinese girls arehot ,love them

90, idiot, why don't you include employment stats for the U.S. Isn't that where we're at dumass. Another example of redneck dumass move.

um...KKK....isn't that made up of all rednecks? stop picking on your own people. it's not nice.

#88 as far as myself being a redneck....hardly. i grew up in the city and am a city girl to the core. i'm an accountant and hardly need a job at McDonalds. although, i am sure you are working at Top's China answering the phones and telling your customers "be bow ten mineh"

Ummm I think Americans make an average of like $2250 a month wages which is quite a bit more than $160 a month don't you think? CAN you think?

she totally has the google search results up for her name. what an ugly vain idiot.

Bai Ling... an idiot? No way.

95, oooooo, an accountant, wow, are we supposed to bow down to you? Do you really mean some lowly staff accountant working in some crappy firm's accounts payable dept. Certainly you wouldn't be able to work for any of the Big 4 as a CPA like i do. Of course not, b/c you're a city girl reject. Now go crunch some numbers for you (1, 2, 3,...don't hurt yourself doing so, we know how stupid you obviously are being a lowly staff accountant).

95, and i don't even know what the hell that means, go back to talking jibberish to yourself.

Let's face it. We all know asian women love white guys. And we only love asian women as toys not real women.
Asia is our cheap labor. And sex farm. And nothing more.

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101, go back to humping the pig in your barnyard. Your brain may explode by your overthinking.