Mar 26 2008Ashlee Simpson wears a bikini

Bacon ... ?

Sure, she wears a bikini and no one makes fun of her chin.

first!!!

cute suit!

BACON!!

First, and NO!!

meh...

Great bod and very cute suit. But she doesn't look good wet. But then again, I am a chick so....

What's with wearing a hat in the pool?

She ranks right up there with J-Ho as people who don't deserve their fame and riches.

She obviously takes care of herself and knows how to push herself away from the plate; unlike Kim Kardaskank!

nice bit o bacon

They don't look really like implants to me - notice the natural-looking sag and nipple placement. The only questionable point is why they're so dang far apart!

@9
It's so her new nose doesnt pull a Michael Jackson and disintegrate

BB got bacon right on! Just wanted to congratulate you. I really don't have anything else to say other than that except #8 you are an uberdouchefucker.

Whoops my bad, no offense #8. Fish took out that huge copy and paste comment that was 8.

Ashlee is looking good in that banana colored bikini and is the new Simpson on the block. She may very well step in the very shoes that Britney has been wearing as the Pop Princess but only time will tell.

She's styling with that hat too, very posh.

Randal

Nice hips, Ashlee. What, you got a penis? Yeah, real cute. Fucking die!

So how long before this little tramp is pregnant?

She looks good from the chest down and the waist up.....

she looks like a 13 year old boy with boobs. yuck. i thought she was pregnant?

ok, from the neck down, and the mid thigh up. I'll give her more credit....

Christ, she's fat.....

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i like.

She looks good from the base of the ribcage to the collar bone area and inboard of each armpit. Just trying to pinpoint my interests.

skinny girl, but gangly with little grace or muscle coordination. Her sister Jess needs to get her in the gym and help her with making that nice frame she has look really good and strong and coordinated. Her posture is just weak and lurpy.

@22 hahahaha

Alright, time for some Call of Duty 4. Choi!

She is SMOKING HOT!!!

I thought she looked fine until I saw the fedora pic. What is up with retarded chicks wearing stupid hats? I almost started to give her some credit, but now fuck it.

Besides...I hate yellow..

She has a terrible body!
Shes skinny fat.
Shes thin in that 'I don't eat much of anything' way rather than the 'I hit the gym quite a bit' way.
She has no muscle definition whatsoever.
People that are that skinny and aren't even somewhat toned are very unattractive.
Hit the gym girlfriend!

How completely and totally MEH can one girl be?
She looks fucking anaemic, not too skinny really just horribly unhealthy. has this bitch heard of sumthin called the multi vitamin?
Man, I'm bored just looking at her. I have a sneaking suspicione her ass is flat and shapeless. Yellow is a nasty color on the sickly pale.
This is a girl who diets but, never works out. Jebus skank you need some protein and Wentz gizzum don't count.
Get ye to the gym Assless chinface.
Me NO likey.

I don't think those are implants... they are tiny

#30, you just described me :(

But hey, at least I started working out and where I live, I will not be wearing my bikini for 3 more months!!

#30. When I was posting your post wasn't up yet. You are clearly very intelligent. I saw other pics a while back where her body was even worse. She's an apple shape and puts on weight in the abdomen. Last year or so she was in a bikini and her gut was hideous. I doubt she's worked out a day in her life.

...suprisingly unhot. Bleh.

Built like Steven Tyler, am I right??

I knew it.

she's got horrible, completely pretentious posture (pic 2). it's the 'nicole righie i'm trying to look as waifish as possible' stance (hunched shoulders, getc) that even non-skinny chicks try to pull off now. chicks remind me of grannies now and it freaks me out. STAND UP STRAIGHT DAMNIT and strut your stuff!

she's got horrible, completely pretentious posture (pic 2). it's the 'nicole righie i'm trying to look as waifish as possible' stance (hunched shoulders, etc) that even non-skinny chicks try to pull off now. chicks remind me of grannies now and it freaks me out. STAND UP STRAIGHT DAMNIT and strut your stuff!

she's got horrible, completely pretentious posture (pic 2). it's the 'nicole righie i'm trying to look as waifish as possible' stance (hunched shoulders, getc) that even non-skinny chicks try to pull off now. chicks remind me of grannies now and it freaks me out. STAND UP STRAIGHT DAMNIT and strut your stuff!she's got horrible, completely pretentious posture (pic 2). it's the 'nicole righie i'm trying to look as waifish as possible' stance (hunched shoulders, getc) that even non-skinny chicks try to pull off now. chicks remind me of grannies now and it freaks me out. STAND UP STRAIGHT DAMNIT and strut your stuff!she's got horrible, completely pretentious posture (pic 2). it's the 'nicole righie i'm trying to look as waifish as possible' stance (hunched shoulders, getc) that even non-skinny chicks try to pull off now. chicks remind me of grannies now and it freaks me out. STAND UP STRAIGHT DAMNIT and strut your stuff!she's got horrible, completely pretentious posture (pic 2). it's the 'nicole righie i'm trying to look as waifish as possible' stance (hunched shoulders, getc) that even non-skinny chicks try to pull off now. chicks remind me of grannies now and it freaks me out. STAND UP STRAIGHT DAMNIT and strut your stuff!

she's got horrible, completely pretentious posture (pic 2). it's the 'nicole righie i'm trying to look as waifish as possible' stance (hunched shoulders, getc) that even non-skinny chicks try to pull off now. chicks remind me of grannies now and it freaks me out. STAND UP STRAIGHT DAMNIT and strut your stuff!

MEH.

#30. When I was posting your post wasn't up yet. You are clearly very intelligent. I saw other pics a while back where her body was even worse. She's an apple shape and puts on weight in the abdomen. Last year or so she was in a bikini and her gut was hideous. I doubt she's worked out a day in her life.

Ashlee is looking good in that banana colored bikini and is the new Simpson on the block. She may very well step in the very shoes that Britney has been wearing as the Pop Princess but only time will tell.

She's styling with that hat too, very posh.

Randal

Sarcasm is supposed to be funny, not a words thrown into a random pile of sloppy unappealing dog shit and horse anus. The only thing you were laying on thick there is the window of perception into your inner most self. That inner most self isn't even there, because it was structured on what every one else told it to be. How unexpected, you're drinking whiskey. Every dumb ass that has ever tried to argue with me likes to drink whiskey. Whiskey is garbage.Better yet, alcohol is lame. Anyone drinking shouldn't be arguing with me because alcohol is the gubaments drug. It's used to keep you stupid and complacent for the most part, which is why it's still legal even though we all see the disastrous effects it has on people, more so then any other drug out there. Heroin may be the only exception to this...

Yet again, how unexpected. Another fat joke. Store brand ice cream? You say that as if I even like ice cream. I don't like milk or milk products in general. Diet dr pepper? God, you have horrible taste in food. Dr Pepper tastes like ass to begin with, but Diet Dr. Pepper, hahahahahahahaha. Back to the milk thing, I don't drink the milk of other animals period. Milk was intended for a calf, not me. Milk is disgusting. Aside from all of that garbage, I'm lactose intolerant anyway. I'm probably the only person in the history of the civilized world that doesn't like Ice Cream.

"Your" intelligence intolerant as well, it would appear. Were you home schooled? Whoever nailed you as a Holden Claufield adherent was spot on. Did you like "Conspiracy Theory" sugartits?I looked into the window of my inner most self and found valuable coupons worth hundreds of dollars. They were all expired though. I took the liberty of looking into your inner most self and I saw a fatty.

The difference between your and you're (you are) sometimes I just go into auto mode when typing because I do so much of it. I don't look at the keys when I type I just do it, touch typing. Sometimes the the wrong version of the word gets thrown in there from my auto mode typing. Who gives a shit, as long as I know this then obviously it's fine. Now when I'm typing something for work or whatever, this never happens because there's no auto mode with me there. It's only on shit like this, where there isn't a specific task or assignment. I'm just free balling it. Either way, arguing is gay. None of you are better writers or arguers than me, regardless of how many auto mode typographical errors I slap you with. My logic is original and 100% to my own, which is why it works and you could have Newton himself come over here and try to talk to me. My response would be but, that wasn't my idea, it was YOUR idea. Therefor it means nothing to me.How could you even ask me if I like conspiracy theorists? Do you now know how to read? I just told you I despise all forms of group think and popular opinion. Meaning, I don't follow other people's ideas or acknowledge them, unless that person has true knowledge (intuition) which is pure, untaught knowledge. Then even with that, I don't jock the persons idea I just say hey that was a very good original idea because it came from you and no one else. Conspiracy Theories are just another form of group think and popular opinion.

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That color is horrible on her.

I'd nail her. Yep, you heard me.

It really annoys me the way she contradicts herself in regards to that damn nose. One minute she "feels sexier", the next "she doesn't think she is any prettier now than before". It's like, stop lying to youself lady, there's a reason you started dressing provactively and posing all the time and it's called your new nose.

#44 aka emily whoever the fuck, why are you trying to jock my posts from the Kim K section and put it on here? Fuck you, don't be a biter son. I don't think Ashley Simpson's tits are fake. They look real, to me anyway. Either way, why is anyone still even talking about her? She was annoying, even during her 2 mins of fame where she had a massive following of 12 year old girls and 16 year old homosexual boys.

i'm not sure whether to say mean things about her or to be attracted to her.. you see, she has the exact same body as my boyfriend (who's 6'5'', 180 lbs). only there's a saggy banana diaper where the penis should be.

weird.

What the hell, I'd nail her. Looks and body wise she's not trophy, but I've done way worse than her.

why would a pasty white ginga wear bright yellow?! fashion police!!

She is so pretty and large sexy.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site"W e a l t h y L o v i n g . co m".I am wondering what kind of love she want in this site?

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Fake breasts? NAH. Check out the side boob shot......I've seen 80 year old beaver tails that looked perkier.

1. To-day I begin with a repetition of what I said before, and I BEG YOU TO BEAR IN MIND THAT GOVERNMENTS AND PEOPLE ARE CONTENT IN THE POLITICAL WITH OUTSIDE APPEARANCES. And how, indeed, are the GOYIM to perceive the underlying meaning of things when their representatives give the best of their energies to enjoying themselves? For our policy it is of the greatest importance to take cognizance of this detail; it will be of assistance to us when we come to consider the division of authority of property, of the dwelling, of taxation (the idea of concealed taxes), of the reflex force of the laws. All these questions are such as ought not to be touched upon directly and openly before the people. In cases where it is indispensable to touch upon them they must not be categorically named, it must merely be declared without detailed exposition that the principles of contemporary law are acknowledged by us. The reason of keeping silence in this respect is that by not naming a principle we leave ourselves freedom of action, to drop this or that out of it without attracting notice; if they were all categorically named they would all appear to have been already given.

Look, I am large pussied. I aint been laid since the moon done turned red on one of them there eclipse thingys. I am sorry if I am ignorant and pathetic. I am just frustrated.

I Spring Break, she gets noticed at last call!

God #44, if you're lactose intolerant, where does your pussy get it's crust??

Ole' Ashlee's got a hot mole hanging from the right side of her yellowness. Hat looks stupid, pussy looks shaved.

I think she had a boob job, she was completely flat-chested before, was she not? They don't need to be speidi-sized to be implants. She needs to work out some, like erica poster said. She could use some muscle tone.

And btw, what the fuck is going on in this thread?

How 'bout that giant mole on her right tit, eh? Yeah? Yeah? I'd lick it.

1. To-day I begin with a repetition of what I said before, and I BEG YOU TO BEAR IN MIND THAT GOVERNMENTS AND PEOPLE ARE CONTENT IN THE POLITICAL WITH OUTSIDE APPEARANCES. And how, indeed, are the GOYIM to perceive the underlying meaning of things when their representatives give the best of their energies to enjoying themselves? For our policy it is of the greatest importance to take cognizance of this detail; it will be of assistance to us when we come to consider the division of authority of property, of the dwelling, of taxation (the idea of concealed taxes), of the reflex force of the laws. All these questions are such as ought not to be touched upon directly and openly before the people. In cases where it is indispensable to touch upon them they must not be categorically named, it must merely be declared without detailed exposition that the principles of contemporary law are acknowledged by us. The reason of keeping silence in this respect is that by not naming a principle we leave ourselves freedom of action, to drop this or that out of it without attracting notice; if they were all categorically named they would all appear to have been already given.

Look, I am large pussied. I aint been laid since the moon done turned red on one of them there eclipse thingys. I am sorry if I am ignorant and pathetic. I am just frustrated.

Yet again, how unexpected. Another fat joke. Store brand ice cream? You say that as if I even like ice cream. I don't like milk or milk products in general. Diet dr pepper? God, you have horrible taste in food. Dr Pepper tastes like ass to begin with, but Diet Dr. Pepper, hahahahahahahaha. Back to the milk thing, I don't drink the milk of other animals period. Milk was intended for a calf, not me. Milk is disgusting. Aside from all of that garbage, I'm lactose intolerant anyway. I'm probably the only person in the history of the civilized world that doesn't like Ice Cream.

Very good article. Congratulations!

these people are very strange.. their business is being famous.. except they are not.. and there's no sex tape.. this guy is a giant douchebag.. she would be super hot in my eyes if i hadnt known about all her surgeries.. even those i could tolerate if they werent so weirdly fake.. she needs to get caught blowing someone or something her wholesome image sucks balls...

but she is pretty fucking hot from a neutral perspective..

if only..

so many if onlys...

weirdos.

i find it hilarious that you have the same people who write the cruelest judgmental shit i have ever read about every single celebrity writing "oh why don't they just age gracefully... why do they get all these surgeries??" if i had millions of people criticizing me over every single flaw of mine on a daily basis, i can't say i wouldn't be driven to do the same thing. if they look older, u say they're too old. if they get plastic surgery to look younger, you say they are fake. if they are normal sized, you say they are fat until they starve to size 0 and then you say they are too skinny. there is no one to blaim for all this but the "fans"

are you people fucking retarded

I'm probably more in shape then anyone on this website.

. I don't even have a car. I have to walk to almost 98% of my destinations. I also like lifting, but not because I give a shit about looking good for anyone, considering how the idea of my genitals being exposed to anyone's idiocy for even a brief period in time repulses me. I like lifting so I can defend myself if need be, if I don't have a gun with me for whatever reason.

Oh my god, lmao. What did anyone mean when they said "why is this even a debate"? That fusco chick's face is a big pile of horse shit compared to Kim. Fusco's face reminds me of the white trash chicks I see when ever I go to Carson City, NV. Her face is so fucking generic and white trash..hahahahaha. The only thing anyone is oogling with that Fusco chick is her overworked gym-fake look body, for some reason men find that shit hot. Hitting that would be like having sex with a 12 year old boy. She's too generic looking, that Fusco. If you want a Fusco for yourself, just go to Any Wal-Mart in white trash areas such as northern Nevada or Alabama and there you'll find her. Seriously, all she needs to do is throw on some sweat pants and a Tweety tee-shirt to complete the white trash look. Kim's face and body = wayyyyyyyyyyyyy hotter.

What kind of a fucked up psycho do you have to be to leave redundant, unineresting, retardedly long comments under 2 different names? How fucking self involved to you have to be to think anyone wants to read line after line of your ridiculous bullshit?

Please answer Meaghan

I am in tremendously good shape. And I am very very intelligent. EVERYone wants to read my shit, perhaps smell it.

@ grunion, #69

To me, there's healthy fat and unhealthy fat, healthy skinny and unhealthy skinny. Healthy is what matters.

Her ass deserves a seperate paragraph. She had a beautiful round ass. Her ass was sheer poetry... and I'm not talking about some skinny little haiku! After we broke up, she complained that I hadn't tried hard enough to fuck her in the ass. I think she said that to torment me... and it sure worked!

One thing the world has long needed is a standardized breakdown of female body types-- maybe male body types, too, for all I know. Nowhere is this more badly needed than in the area of pornography. If you download a porn file called "fat girl", you never know what you'll get. Fortunately, the situation has vastly improved with the recent introduction of the "chubby" designation. Chubby means "slightly fat", and I find it to be pretty consistent in that. I also find that, for me, "Chubby" is definitely a good thing. Gimme Chubby!

When it comes to women's bodies, I need a little imperfection. No woman is truly beautiful, at least in a way that I can respond to, without some kind of imperfection; it's like the carbon in steel, the garlic in the guacamole. A litle extra body fat, some freckles, a short squat frame, a suggestion of loose skin around the eyes, breasts that sag a little... these details are poigniant, feminine. They convey a tender vulnerability. They represent chaos, decay, mortality... these are things that we need to love, because they are always with us. Loving them in a woman makes love more wise and all-encompasing. If truth really is beauty and beauty truth (can't remember the name of the poet I'm citing), how can there be beauty without imperfection? Every woman's imperfections mark her as unique.

Of course, my own physical imperfections of a woman allow me to be comfortable with my own physical imperfections. I'm a little bit chubby myself, after all-- and a big beautiful woman can even make men feel glad

... and I realy really love that feeling.

i think the girl above me is trolling the board for some man meat....................... and i am so nice i will give her a salami ride.............for free....... we have a lot in common her body and my cock are both chubby

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what's up with all these lengthy comments !
make it brief for the love of God ! you are not writing in YOUR FRIGGING DIARIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what a stupid fucking hat given to this stupid fucking moronic nobody by her fucking douche nugget of a boyfriend.

I believe I recognize your work...

Although we have never been internet pen pals or anything, I have secretly admired and envied your abilities to suppress competition ever since you picked on that girl with the chihuahua back in the archives.

I would consider the two American girls I knew in high school, and the American guy I met a few times, and how they were normal people who were no different from anyone else here. Though I suppose they could have been hiding their patriotism and mild xenophobia, I suppose. The greed is common in most Western countries, and some Eastern ones too, so that wasn't surprising. It just seems more developed in America. The number of times you're likely to get sued, for example, in America is probably higher than anywhere else on the planet though I don't have any figures to back that up. So after I'd swallowed my own foot, I would say that I don't really know. As I'm not entirely sure how you would define my own culture. And if Americans are like us, then I can't define theirs either.

I really need manmeat.

Dang Auntie, lol, I was wondering for a second what I said there! Sometimes I am a uberfuck but couldn't see where I was being one. lol

Reminds self to take medication in morning. Damn voices are loud today. : P

She still looks like shit wet. But her body really isn't bad at all. Fake or not. And I'm pretty pissed, she stole my great grandfathers best sunday hat. Now its ruined, the bitch!

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RST

The chick needs to invest in a burqa. Seriously, covert to Isalm get a Burqa and cover that shit up. please.

nice pasty-white playdough look ash. Dumb hat, even dumber looking boyfriend. Tats do not make you look hip or cool - like ozzy says - want to be cool? DON'T get tattoos. PW looks like a total sissy assclown poser.

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IS LOOK LIKE, "EWW WHY ARE YOU KISSING ME?" SHE'S OBVIOUSLY KNOWING THE CAMERAS ARE ON. WHAT A FUCKING BEARD.

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES HE LOOK LIKE, "EWW WHY ARE YOU KISSING ME?" SHE'S OBVIOUSLY KNOWING THE CAMERAS ARE ON. WHAT A FUCKING BEARD.

Whatever happened to the lindsay lohan crying image when pictures have to be taken down? i loved that picture... haha

With all those moles on her face, I always suspected she would have a big boob mole somewhere.

I'd just like to say that the only thing I ever posted on this thread was the thing about that Emily chick jocking my posts. Whoever is trying to jock me or pretend to be me, hahaha you rock. Thank you for reminding me that I am infact God, and my shit smells like a cool Lake Tahoe breeze.

...isn't she supposed to be preggerz??

she is skinny but has ZERO muscle tone...for godsake try a sit up or two and eat, then you might not look like you just escaped from a POW camp