Mar 5 2008Anna Nicole Smith's daughter officially her heir
Dannielynn Smith is officially the heir of her late mother Anna Nicole Smith, according to a court ruling yesterday. Anna Nicole's will had only listed her late son Daniel as a heir, but it also stated that her fortune should be divided equally between any other future children. The AP reports:
Dannielynn could inherit millions of dollars if the estate wins an ongoing court fight over the oil fortune of Smith's late second husband, J. Howard Marshall. Smith at one point won a $474 million judgment but it was eventually reduced to zero. In 2006, the U.S. Supreme Court reinstated her claim, but Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wrote that Marshall didn't include anything for Smith in his will.
It's comforting to know that whether or not Dannielynn becomes the richest baby on two wheels, her daddy Larry Birkhead will always love her - by pimping her out for tabloid photo shoots so he never has to work again. Damn, that's touching. It kind of makes me want to call my dad and tell him I love him. *yells upstairs* DAD! HEY, DAD! I LOVE YOU, MAN! MOVE OUT? HA! YOU OLD SOFTIE! GET DOWN HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG! Hey, Pop - wow, that's a gun.
Photo: Getty Images
Reader Comments
1. Texas Tranny - March 5, 2008 10:00 AM
Damn,
I miss Anna Nicole.
2. Marshall Banana - March 5, 2008 10:01 AM
I don't, sorry :(
3. IKE - March 5, 2008 10:04 AM
I'm with you Tranny (whew, that sounds odd).....
I miss Anna, too.
4. Mmtloser - March 5, 2008 10:06 AM
tehe never commented but im 4th
5. Jennifer - March 5, 2008 10:08 AM
I am just a bit curious...Why her profile was found on millionaire dating site 'BillionaireCupid.co m' last week? I will check it again.
6. Wikita - March 5, 2008 10:09 AM
I saw her profile on millionaire personals site on "millionairefriends.com" last week. It seems she is dating a nice guy there.
7. fatso - March 5, 2008 10:10 AM
Um.. i really dont think Dannielynn should inherit J Howard Marshall's money. She's not even his child (?)
8. LBot - March 5, 2008 10:12 AM
umm Heir to what!? To the collection of Anna's dildos and vibrators?
Oh yah she married a rich guy, i forgot. The kid is somewhat lucky...has money and NO fucked-up parents.
9. It's me Fuckers - March 5, 2008 10:14 AM
FFS!! Stop it with the stupid fucking ads!!!!
My husband misses Anna as well. I'm just glad my only rival is dead. (jk)
10. Texas Tranny - March 5, 2008 10:20 AM
#8,
I'd LOVE to get my hands on her old collection of dildos, vibrators and all of her slutty clothes. I mean she always dressed like a tranny, so a tranny should get all of her stuff.
Oh and I'd love to get my hands on her pretty panties.
11. Fetus Farm - March 5, 2008 10:24 AM
I am an investor interested on procuring diseased biological tissues from degenerates for medical research. My specialty is discarded fetuses. With a site like this I am certain there are many promiscuous types of ladies here having multiple abortions. I will pay top $$$ dollar for good or poor specimens.
I also operate a site dedicated to matchmaking human deformities together for the sole purpose of generating more freaks and idiopathic sorts.
(I hear there is a speciman, one D. Richards, that is a prime candidate for donation.)
12. fergernauster - March 5, 2008 10:25 AM
Larry Dickhead needs to spend some money on fixing Daniellyn's (or however in hell it's spelled) frigged-up/crossed eyes instead of laying down $120,000 on a princess-themed 1st-birthday party.
13. jack handy - March 5, 2008 10:27 AM
I wish that retarded cunt could have died twice.
14. sherry - March 5, 2008 10:29 AM
she was more fun then brittany....
15. fergernauster - March 5, 2008 10:30 AM
Janet Jackson (aka the "chimp"), has no neck and big bewbies.
16. fergernauster - March 5, 2008 10:33 AM
When your mother is dead and your father is effeminately GAY, you'd do best to garner a big inheritance. Good for that little girl.
17. RichPort - March 5, 2008 10:35 AM
Ooooooooooooh... her "H-E-I-R"... I just thought she was stupid enough to leave all of her money to her H-A-I-R...
18. tight lipped smiler - March 5, 2008 10:40 AM
I'm sure that poor baby fell out of Anna Nicole's cavern onto her head in a public restroom while her mother was having a coke snorting fit. In which case she will need all the money to live in retard rehab the rest of her life.
19. BunnyButt - March 5, 2008 10:40 AM
#6, she must be dating Heath Ledger ...
20. mimi - March 5, 2008 10:46 AM
God rest Vickie Lynn
God Bless that baby.
21. lipper - March 5, 2008 10:48 AM
... what the HELL is dangling between her legs? I'm traumatized.
22. Bhoona - March 5, 2008 10:49 AM
I see she is licking millionaire dick @ money-in-heaven.com. Go there and see her that she will visit you there! They say she is a good bedding.
23. Celeste - March 5, 2008 10:54 AM
Good heavens, people. Have some respect for the dead. This site is deplorable. God forbid one of your closest relatives or friends should suffer a similar tragic fate. Leave it alone.
I only wish the best for little Danielynn.
24. Auntie Kryst - March 5, 2008 10:54 AM
So does the E! network already have a reality show development deal with Larry Birkhead yet on the raising of this child? It's gold Jerry, gold.
What about Trimspa? That toddler needs to lose all the baby fat.
TT, good to hear from you.
25. long dong silver - March 5, 2008 10:56 AM
i miss this old tranny horse.
26. tapioca panty pudding - March 5, 2008 10:58 AM
i love that howard k. stern and larry birkhead are co-trustees on the account created for dannielynn. this does wonders to discredit the story of those two being gay lovers.
27. Sambo the Ass Pirate - March 5, 2008 11:08 AM
Barbaro is dead and the Kentucky Derby isn't until May.
28. D. Richards (Saint.) - March 5, 2008 11:11 AM
Anna Nicole: what an ugly human being. I wonder if the coroners laughed at her massive tits.
Come to think of it, I wonder if her tits looked perky (over-inflated) in death.
29. LadyJane - March 5, 2008 11:12 AM
Wonder what she looks like now.
30. Skeps - March 5, 2008 11:13 AM
Man I was sick of this story 2 weeks after her SON died. Why are we bringing this crap up again?
31. RichPort - March 5, 2008 11:16 AM
#29 - She looks exactly like a cross between Marc Anthony, Cher, compost, left over carnival balloons, and those worm trays at the bait shop as we speak.
32. Zanna - March 5, 2008 11:24 AM
Birkhead and Stern are planning that baby's death right now. Danny, Nicole....just one more and CA-CHING!
33. FRIST!!! - March 5, 2008 11:24 AM
So.....they just now got around to reading her will??
34. Famous Plastic - March 5, 2008 11:25 AM
Yes, Larry certainly pimps out his daughter. It's kinda like Howard and Anna reincarnated. Cute!
35. Gerald_Tarrant - March 5, 2008 11:25 AM
LOL@BunnyButt.
Hopefully when Dannielynn gets older she will marry me for her money.
36. D. Richards (Specimen.) - March 5, 2008 11:26 AM
#11 -- I will glady donate one turd and a mouthful of my own semen to your organization.
I can assure you that my sperm is highly 'diseased'.
37. SlowMonkey - March 5, 2008 11:35 AM
Anna Nicole sucks for not leaving money to her half American Indian son. She does not deserve a care from anyone. She and her Alien teefs can fade into obscurity.
Oh, and I hope Jennifer has a stroke. A massive one.
38. Pilatunes - March 5, 2008 11:38 AM
She was one of the grossest celebrities ever. Despicable in every sense.
39. mamadough - March 5, 2008 11:54 AM
i heard that anna nicole has been on her back a lot lately. i heard that she is meeting a lot of great guys that way....
40. RI - March 5, 2008 12:01 PM
Damn I wish I could've fucked that slut's ass... she's a sexy little whore.
41. BTW - March 5, 2008 12:13 PM
#40, she wasn't cremated.
A shovel and some determination could get you laid.
42. tight lipped smiler - March 5, 2008 12:40 PM
#23 did you think "superficial" meant "profound and empathic" when you came here? Funny I never thought of "respect" and "Anna Nicole" as occurring in the same sentence either. That bimbo would have KILLED for this kind of attention were she still alive. But she's not. Due to her own fault. After dumping an innocent baby onto the shit pile of her pathetic existence.
43. Female Software Engineer (FSE) - March 5, 2008 12:44 PM
This is a boring site today. Perhaps posting some pics of Clinton, Obama, and McCain will spark up some good political debates. I would love to create a political/current event site similar to this, but I do not have the time to create it right now.
44. commish - March 5, 2008 1:15 PM
#43
Don't you have a toilet to clean or cookies to bake?
45. FSE my sweet - March 5, 2008 1:37 PM
Hey let's start one now? What is your opinion of the energically deprived near term future for the common man? How many people do you think this planet can successfully sustain?
Please write back and oh, do you have any spare ovarian tissue you are not using right now? You sound like a girl that could use a nice labia reduction. Just a little nip - n - tuck! (Half the sows on this site have more mung in their vaginas than a prenant woman has amniotic fluid! )
46. fearsarewishes - March 5, 2008 3:36 PM
Is that a chain dangling from her hey-nanny-nanny?
47. 3o'm - March 5, 2008 4:10 PM
Well, I'm sure glad the kid's getting it and not that weasel Howard.
Anna may have been a little, well interesting, but she truly did love her son and baby daughter, and did the best she could for them. It's just sad that it had to end with such chaos and sadness for everyone.
Hopefully Larry will work to keep this child's life as unfucked up as possible and she'll be a normal and healthy little girl.
48. IWONKY - March 5, 2008 5:56 PM
Larry: And now...see this big gaping hole Dannie? That's where you came from!!!! You was in there a really long time.
Dannie: Wah!!! Wah!!!
49. IWONKY - March 5, 2008 5:57 PM
Larry: Don't cry Dannie! I was in there a long time too! Wah!!! Wah!!!
50. tina - March 5, 2008 8:43 PM
So sexy. I saw her profile with photos on Richsoulmate.c om, where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. She feels lonely, doesn't she? Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?
51. mamadough - March 6, 2008 12:19 PM
yes, tina you fucktard. she feels very lonely in her goddamn COFFIN. it's dark and scary in there and it makes it really hard to meet men that way! but if i had to fucking guess at what she is looking for, i'd say the light.
52. Agent Zero - March 6, 2008 4:43 PM
It doesn't even really matter that she's been declared Anna's heir because Anna's estate isn't due to collect anything. Neither Dannielynn or her father will collect a cent from the Marshall estate because J. Howard Marshall was smart enough to know that rich men don't stay rich when they put gold diggers in their will. Anna was intentionally left out and so her estate is only worth whatever assets she possessed at her death (which was apparently a mansion in the Bahamas and a fridge full of drugs).
53. Mike - March 6, 2008 8:24 PM
She is super sexy ..I saw she is dating in millonaire dating site" wealthyloving.com".I am wondering what kind of relation she is looking for in this site?.
54. babymonsta - February 1, 2009 8:37 PM
I MISS YOU SOOO MUCH ANNA NICOLE. AND BY THE WAY BUTTHOLE DUDE ,(21) THATS A CHAIN FROM HER BLOUSE HANGING DOWN BEHIND HER. LOOK AT STUFF RIGHT RETARD. AND EVERYONE WHO DONT LIKE ANNA NICOLE CAN GO TO HELL. SHE WAS A WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR MOST OF YOU A HOLES. :-) I LOVE YOU ANNA ..... RIP, MAY GOD BLESS YOUR LITTLE GIRL. I KNOW YOUR IN HEAVEN WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WINGS.