Mar 13 2008Amy Winehouse's dad: Hey, this might be my fault

Um... ew.

Um... ew.

Amy's dad could have had 1000 affairs, but there is no way that would explain that freak of nature.

Amy is poor. Acturally she is a talented girl. It is said she is on divorce now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "WealthyRomance.com" last week.

Oh, and by the way - Yes. It is 12:19, I am here in my apt. alone and I am on this site.

I'm old, I'm high, I'm single and desperate and I'll never have kids because no one wants to fuck me. There, you happy? For fuckssake man, it's whatever you want to call it.

Now that we're past that...
Does this chick actually have the last name Loose? Who the fuck is she? Ah well, no reason necessary for showing tits, I suppose.

I thought my teeth were rotten Jeez this girl almost I mean almost makes me look vaguely acceptable. No? My bad.
Won't someone love me?

#5, I don't get it. Somebody explain why I keep reading that posted under a different name each time. Is this some inside joke I missed out on??

Mornin Jimbo, mornin veggiwhore *yawn*, can't wake up today :(

That picture is the epitome of "crack whore chic"...

Thanks superfish, so much for eating today.

Just me Frist I am sorry if it annoys you I am so depressed and miserable these days and you know how they say misery loves company. Care to join me?
I guess it Father Time kicking in at the door. I just feel so utterly alone anymore.

She's on either acid or ecstacy in this pic, not crack. And look at those chompers, looking nice and brown for oh, say, a 70 yr old

Lonely Old Woman: I'm sorry that you're lonely and depressed. But it sounds like you need help, and you're not going to find it on celebrity gossip sites. Also maybe you shouldn't be getting high before noon every day. Just a thought. Good luck. Prozac is a wonderful invention.

#10, Really? Ript, if that is really true, I am sorry. I'll email you in a while when I get to work and cheer you up.

Ok, so, does anybody else think Amy has that look on her face like small town wannabe starlets who just arrived in the big apple and amazed by all the bright lights and tall buildings??

Either that or she's on drugs.

I saw Amy last week performing at the British Music Awards on the BBC channel and she did a fabulous performance. I hope Amy makes a full recovery. She has a beautiful soulful sounding voice.

I read the last sentence and looked back at the picture and did a spit take with my coffee...

Frist, don't bother I am not your pet cat ok? What good is an e-mail going to do for me? Keep your pity to yourself, loser.

Say what you will about her father Mitch, but I loved him on Baywatch.

FIRST!!!!

Amy would look great if her teeth weren't busted.

Crack: Hey, it's what's for dinner. Pop-Pop-Pop-Sizzle.

Frist, you should be e-mailing me, skank. I know you wanna. And, no, that's not Ript.

@16 Who is calling who a loser? Let me guess you were that lady that sat on the toilet seat for two years!!

Ript1&0 is actually quite the little tale spinner, and I enjoy his/her work very much.

"Daddy's work wife", that's fucking classic. #20, Jimbo what's this about a woman that sat on a toilet for two years? I have not heard this story.

"Mitch"

How much of an attention whore does one have to be to take credit for the atrocity that is Amy Winehouse? Not even Madonna could choke that down.

The main photo of her hanging out of the car window makes me think of a dog with it's head blowing in the wind.

I don't know why, but I'm DYING to smell Amy's pussy. I bet it's unbelievably pungent in a wonderful/horrible way.

Great 1st picture!! New Desktop background....U Gotz sum crak?!?! can I haz sum pleeeez??

Guys, I have a troll.

I haven't been on here at all yet this morning.

And still am not a loser..

Last night I was reposed in my chamber of insomnia - my sex free bedroom - all to myself and my selves when I heard a knock on the window. Honest to goodness (I hope that sounded wholesome as I am now trying to attract a nice guy who will be fooled or rather willing to be cocooned in the web of my pretension) I being the kind of gal that prays for a little rape action if nothing else (beggars can't be choosy girls listen up) opened the curtains wearing nothing more than my infamous veteran grannies and a stuffed, packed, soured push-up bra with extra long straps to circumnavigate the expanse of my boyish lats and hunched over to both conceal my altitude and to hopefully allow at least the skin over my "breasts" to hopefully sag enough to give the impression of pendulous mass (well the moles and that one growth) to entice my would be assaulter!
I couldn't believe it. A fucking Holiday Person or elf or whatever non-racial description you would use for a person of his ...nationality (Icelandic?) He squeeks to me "Kind giantess, impart unto me the honor of entreaty within this realm of dispair". I says "God bless leotards and manfinger thems nice fittin' pants abouts the groins yonder smallish dude". (I was nervous and didn't really know elvish ebonics or whatever the imp was peeping at me). "I shall grant you this wish my micro hunk - enter". I pulled him in, all the while grabbing his tiny ass cheeks. He chirped "there there now hands are for dexterity and manufacture, purpose and toil. I have no genitals with which thine lust could quench by probe and comingle. I am hear in urgency by order of Master Kringle". Sighing and releasing methane in frustration, I audibly queefed and quaffed my own drool, flopping noisily on the bed piercing my massive lady bit with sword of pleasure (I call this little beauty Kong's Kock and believe me girls and fags, it' a cuntfull). "Oops" I proclaimed , as if I had dropped a hanky. Yanking upon the misfired missile (with enough rubber to make a training wheel on a child's bicycle) a large glob of lady goo landed on the Norseman's nose and hung there like an enormous icicle on a spruce tree in winter. "Eeeeeeeeeeck and gack", cried Kris's crooner. "Now see here madam, I must depart and the better the sooner. But before I am gone and vanish in haste, there is a small matter to discuss in good taste"! (Licking his splooged lips he ejaculated a purplish elfin vomit)

"The maker of toys and scion of Winter has bade me here lady on subject of splinter!
Spinter to branch as in log from a tree
Carved in such fashion to grant joy and glee!
Placed in dark places and used in a fashion
Granting a lady great satisfaction"!
I says "My christmas pussy stick? Is that what you mean little darlin?"

TBC...

I can't get enough of this dirty bitch. I love her.

What little girl doesn't become a crack-whore once her Daddy betrays her? It's the oldest story in the book, next to Gov. Spitzer's, of course.

Some people simply have addictive personalities. I grew up in a dysfunctional family. My mom left me when I was a child so she could be on her own and have sex with cops and go night clubing. I was left with my abusive father who molested me until I reached puberty. He once tried to french kiss me and I pushed him away and both my mom and dad told me it was normal. So I tried everything; pot, crack, cocaine, PCP, alcohol, hash, acid, mushrooms, and cigarettes. I never got addicted to any of it. I do like smoking pot to relax after a long day working as a Chemical Engineer. I think what helped me is I needed to have a clear mind to graduate from college.

as fucked up as she is, i still love her music.

She has a personal problem, but she has talent ,and I like her soulful voice. I hope she gets well soon.

I hope this bitch dies. Nasty smelly whore.

It's a slow news week and now Mr. Dad is saying, "Leave her alone! Take me! Take me! I drove my baby to the demon crack!" From conception to the teen years, it's Mom and Dad's fault. From the moment Amy flew the coop, she fucked up on her own. It's time that 'Team Amy' make her skinny ass pull up 'the big girl drawers', and make her accountable for her actions.

That's all this whore is and nothing more. She has NO talent and I do not consider singing and strumming guitars and playing musical instruments in general to be talent. In general they are aquired skills and nothing more. Anyone can pick up a musical instrument and take some lessons and play. ANYONE can sing and dance and all that useless shit. Our world does not need entertainers and artists at this time. We need scientists and engineers to dig us out of the mess that this world is in.
Whores like this (ugly face and fake hideous voice) have no function other than to distract the otherwise worthless masses who do not appreciate good music anyway. You know, the morons that watch American Idol and post their pathetic shit on Youtube.

How can anyone possibly check their reflection in the mirror and see this and somehow think it's okay to look this disgusting?

How is she so ugly?

yo creo que tengo qe opina de esto porque soy una abogada pero no creo porqe tambien soy veterinaia pero tambien soy pediatra y soy adudlta y tengo 3 hijos bueno chao tengo una emergencia un ninno se fracturo la man derecha chao

She seems to have a profile on 'millionaire4me.com'. She has a nice profile with hot pics there. Is she interesed in interracial love?

She's such a freaky little girl. Great voice, but dannnngggg.

OMG. That's so weird. I have something in common with AMy Winehouse - My Daddy's work wife was named Jane too! Somehow I managed not to develop a coke habit...or be talented. It's a double edged sword.

She would look 10 times better with a "Strawberry Shortcake" (Urban Dictionary)