Mar 20 2008Amy Wineh- NO! And I'm blind. Good game, sight.

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Amy Winehouse posed nude to raise breast cancer awareness. How, exactly, I couldn't even fathom because currently my brain is trying to punch its way out of my ear. I don't know which is worse: this ad or the close up shots of Amy's impetigo'd face. At this point, I'd rather look at secret option #3 otherwise known as a tomahawk entering my retina.

Thanks to Todd for the pic. Remind me to repay you in non-negotiable "I'm burning your goddamn house down while you sleep" dollars.

Photo: Easy Living Magazine

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Hey, at least you can't see the impetigo from here.

Or the crabs.

Please! Put the tape on my EYES!

Please! Put the tape on MY EYES!

All one can say, really, is... GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

third

third

Hmmm. Channeling Wendy O. Williams? We can only hope for the same end result.

I hope she's not planning to auction that guitar off on ebay.

that is incredibly sexy

left ones bigger! woohoooo

FLAPJACKS!

Cokebags!

I dont care what type of drugs she does here music is incredible. More musicians need to start doing more drugs like back in the day. Has anybody noticed that. When musicians did drugs they actually made some good music.

well I truly like these pics. she's beautiful whenever she has more than 20 dollar worth of make-up / square inch on her face. (nah, she acctually is nice. don't judge me now. please. I hate people with prejudices : / ) .

just don't get it why the celebs dont just GIVE SOME MONEY to the cancerfonds or such. like tyra banks - burning her bra together with someother hang-boobish chicks. (well, that acctually was succesfull though; anyone who has noticed that the breastcancer accutally is cured now.) way a go tyra. but all you other celebs; why ?

Even cancer has too much class for Amy, she has nothing to worry about.

post #13: I agree with what you are saying to a degree. Had a conversation about Amy Winehouse just yesterday with a friend, he said "the bitch is a fuckin' fruitloop, but damn I love her voice". I mentioned that she has the classic "bluesy jazz" voice, but also mentioned that signature "jazzy" voices like that come from hard drinkin, hard smokin, and hard dopin.....all of which the artists which made that special sound popular did plenty of back in the day. ;)

She needs more duct tape
Shit! My eyes are being raped
Survey says: DONT WANT

This is a great cause that Amy is undressing for. Good for her because it's a disease we should all support and home neither of us ever get.

Kudo's to you Amy for all youv'e done!

Randal

I like Amy's soulful voice. She probably donated money to Breast Cancer Awareness as well as donated her time for this photo. I hope Amy kicks her drug habit for good so she can continue to entertain us with her beautiful voice, and do charity work.

breast cancer awareness - doesn't this bitch smoke cigarettes?

somebody please kill Randal already.

My breasts use to look like Amy's before I lost them to breast cancer. I really od miss my breasts. I could not afford reconstructive breast surgery. I hope a democrat gets elected for president because I believe they will provide improved health care and I will finally get my reconstructive breast surgery.

Great post Linda! Warm and thoughtful. Cancer research is certainly worth supporting and if we all take the time to do our part (I participated in the Terry Fox run), we'll get that much closer to helping out those who need it the most.

What is it with all this music talk and cancer talk?

We have a very serious matter here. Somewhere in the world, Amy Winehouse is naked, NAKED! This has got to be stopped.

And just face it, you don't like her voice, nor do you care about cancer. You just can't face the reality that you will someday die from seeing that picture just like the rest of us.

No No No

Call me when her 15 minutes are up please.

Yeah, she's nasty, but I'm sure even she wouldn't have sex with the dickless blogger that's been writing all these lame, almost identical posts.

Sticks with flesh, ugly face, ugly voice but soooooooooo soulful (what the fuck does "soulful" mean to the masses anyway - that she sings like a negro?)
Drug addict therefore a criminal, tasteless self indulgent piece of shit.

I am very confused that people like her. Morons, there is a lot of very good music out there.

She's got a nice, saggy pair of banana tits.

Bah! #24, you beat me to the joke.

@7 BB, I want the end for Amy to be the same as Wendy as well, but I disagree she's channeling Wendy. If Wendy O Williams was alive today, she would show her support for breast cancer by driving a school bus through a wall of burning televisions. That woman was tough, she took craps bigger than Amy. Pardon the visual.

Randal and Linda need to get together at the next church social and bring shiny rainbow colored cup cakes and sprinkle everyone with love! Lud.

*rolls eyes*

I'm somewhat confused.... is that suppose to help raise funds for cancer or to help her contagious ass get quarantined? I know I'd donate for the latter.

#27

Soulful means expressing deep emotion.

Amy's body is proportional to her body. If she had bigger legs then she would look weird because the rest of her body is petite.

#28

This is because you are use to looking at Internet porn and looking at chicks with implants lol!

#13: Your point about how music was better when musicians did drugs is ridiculous. You make it sound like no musicians do drugs anymore. Uhhh...Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have made music and they do drugs. Does that make them any more talented? I'm sure you'd be hard-pressed to find a musician today who DOESN'T do drugs. And yet there are still untalented musicians and crappy songs.
By the by, Sufjan Stevens doesn't do drugs. He's a hardcore Christian. Yet his album "Illinois" was the best rated album of 2005. Just saying.

Somebody please explain to me how ugly untalented people keeping getting rich. I could have started my Easter weekend off just fine without seeing this much Amy!

"It's" is a contraction of "It is", not a possessive as you've used it in this post...

Hmm.. this could've been worse. But it's still not that good.

29, Auntie, while wearing tape ever so much better.

Not so bad....I mean they DID put her fugly head on someone else's mediocre body!

#26,

You must be new here. This guy is almost always hilarious. The title alone "Good game, sight" is great.

How can you people post here while Oprah and Celine Dion are having the most self-indulgent sickening love-fest/discussion in the history of planet?

As for Amy's tits, can you imagine how big they would be if she ate food and shit like that?

31. Jane Asher - March 20, 2008 4:42 PM
"Amy's body is proportional to her body."

fuck, nothing gets by you, does it.

Because, Ted, we try to ignore Oprah and Celine as much as possible for the sake of our sanity.

Randal and Linda (either the same person or kissing cousins), Amy Crackhouse doing a fundraiser for cancer is like RKelly doing a fundraiser for Megan's Law.

Most of these asshats do it for the free publicity, doesn't cost them a dime personally and they still get treated like mother fuckin teresa.

That reminds me: I have to shit myself.

All (obvious) jokes aside: I'm seeing a flat belly and nice legs.

Hilton and Winehouse: proof that push-up bras really do work.

I'm all winehouse'd out. Somebody call me when this bitch dies of the hiv.

#45, yeah i guess you gotta give her something eh? That's kind of like looking at the joseph merrick and seeing a nicely manicured left hand.

#45,
I can picture you waking up Christmas morning, running to the livingroom and finding a huge pile of shit. You dig quickly through the pile exclaiming, "With all of this shit, there has to be pony in here somewhere."

#46

Paris Herpes is flat chested and Amy has boobs. But a push up bra on Amy will show some great cleavage!

Amy has talent and Paris is famous for being rich and a skank.

@@43

The bottom line is Amy took the time to do charity. It would be great if all celebrities took the time to do charity. Needy and sick people need all the help they can get.

ugh.... why is she famous? she's fugly & her music is absolute shit....

@51 yes, amy has an incredibly busy schedule what with all the drugs and parties she has to do.

ans: Amy Winehouse


ques: what would you get if the oz-evil witch had monkey sex.

I'd love to lick and fuck her.

Id lick amys aszhole!

DID SHE REALLY HAD TO DO THAT!!! THAT LOOKS ....THERE WERE OTHER ALTERNITIVES IM SURE!!WOW AMY

I thought I was able to avoid this, but here it is, right on top of the pile..

damn im pissed, and jealous...this photo sucks and being a photography student i can't imagine a more interesting subject to photograph than amy winehouse...

Oh for fecks sake. Cancer is a bad horrible thing. (I should know, I had it years ago) But I don't think having a heroin-smoking, disease-ridden, smoking moronbag of a women trying to raise awareness of breast cancer is a particularly Good Thing.

What next? Britney Spears appearing nude to raise awareness of child abuse?

*shudders*

She looks good to me. But I do agree with # 60. She was NOT the right person to be on an ad about breast cancer. HORRIBLE, horrrible.

@15 Possibly. But her liver is not afraid of her - she is really looking yellow.

Computer says "NO"

"Alex, I 'll take Things That Stick To A Guitar for ten dollars, please".

I am aware of the meaning "soulful" but must disagree that an Engish jew singing like an American black woman is such. Being a miserable ugly loser and singing about your pathos is not "soulful". She is formulaic and wholl unoriginal other than her acute nastiness. She is a media creation of no talent, no musical skill whatsoever. I would like to see this whore or any other "singer" sit down and write any of their own music. Of course most modern musicians are incapable of doing this and play "by ear" which suggests a diminution of musicality in favor of popularized lesser tastes. And after all, that is where the money is - with the mindless masses!

She has nice legs.

Oh God, no, she looks like a normal woman. And she's naked. Make it stop.

Come on... she actually looks pretty healthy in this pic. Not stick-like at all. Rather like an average woman. Are people just so used to implants and surgery that this looks hideous and wrong to them? She was probably the only celeb they could get who still had her own boobs. And, you know, an ad about breast cancer... natural boobs are kind of important to the message.

@13: I've thought a similar thing about how music was better when people weren't becoming famous for their looks, but for their music instead. Pretty much before music videos came along and ruined it. So some people think Amy's an ugly, drug-ravaged hag. Well, so's Mick Jagger.

This chick is the embodiment, of "I just don't give a shit". Those floppy fritters are just terrible...oooof, and Ooof again I say.

I'm just glad the guitar is covering up her dick.

@ 65... she DOES write her own music.

What the fuck is wrong with you idiots? That shit aint music and she has skeletal legs - bird legs!

Kinda hot actually, better than she looks dressed

She is very talented and if you don't feel so, you are entitled to your opinion. Some of the comments are a joke...

15 minutes? She has been gaining popularity as time progresses, so that comment holds no validity.

Cancer jokes? God forbid someone you care about is diagnosed with cancer, I want to see you bust out cancer jokes to them.

Even Paul McCartney recently commented on how talented Amy is. Go check a love show out, or download a live show and you will see she is much more then one song about rehab.

It shows maturity when you people start posting about how this music sucks. I know, because you are an authority on music. Its all about taste and opinion, you don't like her or the much, move on.

I am sure that if you were photographed 40 times a day that your swamp ass would look great in everyone.

Amy is poor. Her life was completely ruined by drugs and her marriage. I saw her on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It seems she is on divorce now.

Amy Winehouse. A voice for radio and a body also for radio.
That impetigo thing she has - it's actually flesh eating bacteria. She won't see Easter Monday if that ain't taken care.

Screw all that, what chord is she playing? A something?

And I bags the 'tape bra' concept.

Matter of opinion? This rotting drug addict is not a musician. She is merely a singer and nothing more. She knows nothing of music. Have you listened to her lyrics? She sings of nothing. Shallow with contrived voice.
Go back to your trailer park reality #73, there is the source of the joke. And then listen to some hip-hop. That's really good music as well to an imbecile.

Definitely the poster whore for "This is your body on Meth" commercials they show starving African children.

Let's not talk about her non-existent talent, that is would be like calling a prostitute a whore: and we already know that!

skeleton fuck

And shame on your for not masturbating to this woman. I someday hope to be a woman, just lik my Mom had trained me. She died from Breast Cancer 10 years ago and it still hurts... OK, maybe it wasn't Breast Cancer, it was Breast Augmentation, and it wasn't 10 years ago, it was 6 months ago, and she didn't die, she had sex with me in a drunken stupor... It still hurts... mostly when I pee...

@73 did you say "you people"? We here at the Fish, although occasionally crass (artistic license) are far too diverse for a "you people". I stand offended.

I like it better when she runs around in her bra and panties.

..................

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Pretty panties

Probably the only nude photo in the history of nude photos where they had to airbrush weight ON someone.

To tabitha (post 21). Sorry to hear that, but I don't want more money taken from my paycheck to pay for your boobs. Can you understand that? I'd rather spend MY money on MY family, not your tits. In regards to the pic, she's not bad if you put a bag over her head.

80 - stop trying to be one of the superficial writers.

not really raising breast cancer awareness....more like crack whores are among us awareness. is that black duct tape stuck to her tits? anyone wanna guess how long she left it there after the shoot?

Oh man.....this really isn't a very good Friday at all.

You know how, when you have the hiccups, people can scare your hiccups away. I bet Amy could do the same for cancer. Of course, after seeing her you'll probably lose your eyesight.

Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on "SeekingRich.com".On "SeekingRich.com",there are many
beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that website,they make friends each
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I miss the red bra.

# 84. That is EXACTLY why I don't care for Obama like I used to. I used to think he'd change our country. But all he is going to do is make make my family poor. I'm a Democrat, but I want McCain.

Anyways. I still don't care for this woman.

poor girl
she so fucked man
im surprised she's not stepping on her breasts by now.

#91 go peddle your talking points somewhere else you Repugnican zombie fuck. This site is for base shallow criticism of the naked and ugly. No one cares about your political views if you have any besides making money.

93 I believe you are also directing that at me. Fuck you asshole. Plus I'm trying to sort out if you are in support of shallowness and greed or against it. Either way fuck off

@76 looks like a Dm7 to me.

#73 - Here's one of those Wineloonies posting on a site that SPECIALIZE IN SNARK!!! Spare my the poor Amy posts, she does drugs thanks to you sob sisters constantly buying her music. She and her drug pushers appreciate you lot!

93: You made me so mad I pooped myself AGAIN! I'm tired of this anal leakage from taking McCain's mammoth monster up my Hershey Highway this past weekend...

I the guy who introduced said Johnny wanted me to take a POLL.

Down with the faux-negro! Give us Jessie Jackson!

Love the picture! I want to take one of myself with my guitar but I'll cover my lovely breasts and wear a little thong with 4 1/2 " heels. I should donate to the Breast Cancer research today.

@@@@91

You think McCAin is going to help you? NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCain wants to continue the war in IRAQ while both Clinton & Obama do not.
Very expensive war for Americans and American Lives and all lives involved.

Republicans Always give the greastest tax breaks to the elite rich Americans 3 percent, that is, Anual income of 300,000 or more.

I could go on and on but it's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#84- it's not a 'boob job' when a woman goes under recons. plastic surgery for breast(s) she's lost to cancer. obvious why you end up a dentist (that is, if your lousy nickname holds any truth value to your pathetic existence)- you don't know the difference between such plastic surgery and getting D cups.

hahahaha i laugh at how gross she is.

I hope you're happy you sick fuck.

My children now won't have a father and you've left my wife widowed because I have no choice after seeing this than to gouge my own eyes out with Ricky Gay Martin's penis and shooting myself in the face. I hope this makes you extremely pleased.

It's either that or just flat out turn fag. No way around it...I couldn't look at another woman again...no matter how supple...without seeing those saggy milksacks that total douchebag waste of flesh calls tits.

I want to fucking die now.

Thanks, asshole...love the site.

http://whitewomensuck.blogspot.com/

that's a real boner killer

Great photo, its actually creative and artistic. Not your average picture that most people would take.

reminds me of that alanis morisette music video..

I'm stiff

britney sex tape ----> http://stan1.nitrocelebs.com/track/MjM3NDUwOjU6MTU/

Large sexy.I saw her in millonaire dating site"WealthyLoving.com".Is really has a new baby?Is she really single now?

i feel like i've seen too much like months ago.

My eyes, the goggles do nothing!

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