Mar 5 2008Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova launch stuff

Nice mom pants.

Wow... A. L. is so pretty.

You know what's interesting about this?

silence...

did you guys here that Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with cancer and they say he has 5 weeks to live..

So, that's why they always look so Chesty La Roo-like. They get a little help on the side. Handy.

Wow! What a pair of ass's.

Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!!

ole ole ole ole.. ohle .. ohle

Jeez...that chick is a fucking snaggletooth. I thought Lima was attractive, but I was wrong.

These two are so common looking and I dare say even slightly ugly. Their bodies are hot but most people have nice bodies. Why do these foreign sluts constantly hawk our airwaves and magazines?

I carried a watermelon..

Sorry to point out a factual error, but Cleopatra was dead by the time Claudius was alive. That said, I sure do love boobies.

I love her smiley face. Looks cute! Anyone saw her hot albums and videos at the celeb site millionairecupid.com? Hot ans attractive girl.

Sorry to point out a factual error, but Cleopatra was dead for 20 years by the time Claudius was alive. That said, I sure do love boobies.

Fugly jeans, Karolina.
Next thing you know, she'll be jammin' to Xanadu and rollerskating down the runway.

I sure hope they got the matching pretty pink panties..............

I have never heard of these females before, but they have cute shapes and behinds for their body types. I am going to check out the VS Uplift Biofit bra because I like to show cleavage; a little at work and a lot when I am not at work.

They know how to wear jeans to flatter their body types. Notice how the blonde wears a jean cut high at the waist (she has a bigger bottom) while the other wears a low rise jean cut.

Give her something that says: "I'm not a woman anymore. I'm a MOM. Put on your mom jeans....."

Veggi, if they completely bring back those shitty high waisted jeans I swear to god I will start dressing naked!!

There's a threat they won't forget..

Please show us Dee.......................

They just launched something...in my pants!

Meh these chicks are looking average at BEST. I just went to the hospital (I have terminal fucking hotness disease) and I saw four girls who looked just like these two boring skanks. The thing with these stupid ass supermodels is that they are tall. That's it; they're tall and slimish, that's what sets them apart from other hot girls. Blondie has a fucking beak nose that would have stopped her career flat if she weren't so effin tall and Adriana there is pretty frickin' average looking. Many pretty brunettes at my highschool and susequent jobs looked as good or better and had tighter boddies.

The fact is that modeling agencies, by skipping out on all girl under 5"7", are missing out on some of the most equisite faces and stunning bodies out there. The girl I knew who had the most stunning legs and physique and looked amazing in anything (and nothing) was only 5'5". It's just such a stupid requirement. In photos if a girl is lean and proportioned you can't even tell how tall she is. As a guy who is very tall I gotta say I find women of average hieght far more attractive than these man tall amazonian bitches. Get up close to one of these chicks and you'll feel like your up against a dude with a wig.

If you love these chicks figures just remeber that the perkey round full boobs are all in the bra and when a chick is that tall her feet are usually freakish.

#18

Oh please America bring back those high waisted jeans. Overweight female Americans look horrible in low rise jeans and it does not help that the flab hangs over while wearing tight tops. High waisted jeans can pack in more flab and give fat female Americans a more flattering look.

#21

Everything is beautiful in its own way
Like a starry summer night
Or a snow-covered winter's day
And everybody's beautiful, in their own way
Under God's Heaven
The world's gonna find a way

There is none so blind
As he who will not see
We must not close our minds
We must let our thoughts be free

For every hour that passes by
You know the world gets a little bit older
It's time to realize that beauty lies
In the eyes of the beholder

We shouldn't care 'bout the length of his hair
Or the color of his skin
Don't worry about what shows from without
But the love that lives within

We're gonna get it all together, now
Everything gonna work out fine
Just take a little time to look on the good side, my friend
And straighten it out in your mind

#21

I love tall men!

I would pay my wages for a month just to sniff one fart from Adriana Lima

I hope the high waisted jeans come back because I wear them so tight that it holds everything in like a girdle. I remember the first time my husband saw me in the nude, he was surprised to see how much bigger I really was lol! But he had already bonded with me so it did not matter at that point.

On any given day two VS models showing off a new version of a support bra would be an automatic stiffy to the nTH power scenario. Unfortunately the t-shirts do not allow for full visual arousal.

The optimum viewpoint for these two teasers would simply be the time honored "touch your toes" angle - that in itself isn't a bad thing, but this shoot is supposed to be about a bra.*Had they lip-locked... then this or any other opinion would be completely unnecessary.

I'm sorry... is that mail order skank bride actually PROUD of that pancake ass of hers?

Photographer: "I want cutesy and cheesy in every picture."

WOW.

I just launched a splooge attack in my pants.

Wow, Karolina is so incredibly ugly, it makes me wonder how someone that fucking ugly can be so smiley all the fucking time, it's horrendous, and disturbing.
Who hired this skank?

I am so amazed at the comments on this site. These girls are both hot and have better bodies than 99% of the women walking down the street in America. You people that criticize everything need to get a life. You are the types that would bitch about the taxes if you won the powerball lottery.

Cause Effect
Big fake tits = Her tits are so fake!!
Big natural tits = Her tits are so saggy
Dark tan = She is gonna get cancer
Pale skin = She needs to get a tan
Blonde hair = She looked better as a brunette or redhead
Brunette = She looks better as a blonde
Skinny body = She needs to eat something
Curvy body = She is a whale and needs to put down the Cheetos

#26 - that story belongs in the dictionary under "(ant.)Hitting the Jackpot"

Wait, these 2 are only Super Models because they are tall (#21)? LOL, ok. Seriously, while these 2 might not be your favorite models to imply that they look freakish is a bit much!

As a tall guy myself, I like tall AND short women.

These chicks are certainly not ugly {though those high waisted jeans are: note--high waisted jeans only look good REALLY tight, tucked into boots and a turtle neck over that. Okay? Okay.}.
That being said, I agree, the problem with super models these days is that they have only one thing going for them: Height. I live in a major urban area and the women here tend to take care of themselves from the ladies who lunch types on down to the cashier at the grocery store. And there are some beauties. I shouldn't see chicks at the bus stop who are as hot as or hotter than super models. Should I? All these chicks have is height. There need to be other requirements.

I forgot to add my favorite:

If the girl actually looks good in the photos = what a photoshop job!!!!

#33

I think part of the reason is because people are stuck in an office all day and get stir crazy. It would be interesting to know what type of work people do that post on this site. But we would not get honest answers anyway.

Didn't Fish say a few months ago that the horse-faced blonde one was pregnant?

I think my hands should become a bra..

I am happy to see celebrities on this site that did not get famous for doing porn.

wtc is up with her jeans? what is this, the final scene in Grease? fucking hideous, her face & those pants.

I think my penis has whiplash
**ooh, adrianna Lima*** penis rising....***glances over*** MOM JEANS!!!! spraNG!!
If I see a chick wearing those jeans Im gonna cooter punch her I swear!!

they may be "mom jeans" but they look better on her than any of those supposed hot chicks you guys keep saying you see on a daily basis at the grocery store!

"I would pay my wages for a month just to sniff one fart from Adriana Lima"

Right. The blonde has a nice rear. =D

Biofit uplift bras, fucking brilliant! I've always been a bit of skeptic, and figured science can't take bra technology further. You know what? I was wrong, I know that now. We need keep bra research at the forefront.

Adriana is hot. Karolina is not.

excuse me, isn't the point of every bra ever made to uplift? this fucking store is a complete rip-off.

I love those jeans that Adriana is wearing. And you all are right, the high waisted jeans are so SO Mom Jeans. Not cute.
http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/

#21 - wow thts harsh, im six foot and female with all the good bits, fairly slim, and none of my men think i look like a dude in a wig... i prefer guys dead on six foot or a couple of inches over coz the taller a guy is the clumsier they are in bed!!

ur still meeeeeeen tho :( ....... i have nice hair, it doesnt look like a wig..... kuh

Where the hell, hell, hell did some you come from? Are you Victoria's Secret call center employees?

Since we've got a post about John Heder's separated-at-birth twin (Karolina Kurkova), I just thought I'd toss in a mention about someone who looks like Tom Cruise's and John's/Karolina's love child, the male host of the HGTV show Desperate Spaces. I watched the show twice, can't watch anymore because the Cruise-Heder combo is too, too weird. Of course, his badly dressed, fake perky, Lisa-Rinna-before-lip-collagen-injections-look-alike, jazz hand flashing cohost is a bit annoying, so maybe that's why the show is so unwatchable...

Adriana Lima is pretty, Karolina Kurkova is not, she looks like a mantis or like a horse. Their bodies suck though. Terrible and flat asses is what they have. Curvless manly-shaped sticks. Adriana's face may be pretty, but she needs another body. Karolina however, doesn't have the face and doesn't have the body. Nothing.

What's with all the tall women bashing? Are you all too much of midgets to handle one? Or is it because you've been turned down too many times by a model for having a tiny dick proportionate to your tiny bodies?
I don't see how guys over 6 feet tall would rather prefer to fuck around with girls that are under 5 feet. Is that really attractive? It's like going out with a 12 year old girl with an older face. Is it comfortable to hug her when you bend almost in half? Hmmm...yes, very much. Stupid.

The brunnette is cute but the blonde is UGLY. They both have a serious case of flat ass though. Terrible bodies.

Seeing them dressed like normal people and not sluttied up and glamed up to the max, and even not incredibly airbrushed and photoshoped like we usually see them, they look very, very average, even surrounded by bras and underwear in slutty suggestive poses.
They look like two normal chicks you'd see at the mall. The blonde is definitely ugly as sin, like so many others, nothing you'd ever glance twice at, the brunnette has a pretty face, you may look at her twice or you may even not notice her, but nothing hot (or hot enough to catch your attention) and nothing to gawk at.
They just are very average chicks after all.

Breath Taking!

Single tall hot girls please feel free contact me! Any guys on here who are bashing you are probably midgets themselves!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. That being said there are certain people who are esthetically more pleasing to a greater majority and those people are generally referred to as "beautiful". Taste is relative, but to say these two girls are "ugly" or "average" looking is ridiculous... regardless of your personal preferences.

They look dumb as a bag of rocks.

But hey, who cares about the mind right?

#56

Are you surprised that they're actually real people with flaws? Even supermodels venture into a mall on occasion so yea, you might see one there. But they're definitely not getting paid millions a year by being average. Your average girl couldn't look this good on the runway if her life depended on it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ugH8tCcDDgA

Obviously they're going look more average in jeans and a black t-shirt. And they're getting older too. I think Adriana is 27 now. Karolina to my knowledge is a bit younger.

#23. That was absolutely beautiful. if you wrote that you are incredibly talented! PEACE.

#50. Girls come in all shapes and sizes and all of them are beautiful and special in their own way. Tall girls aren't any better than short girls and vice versa. I'm sure your absolutely lovely.

The thing is, and this goes for anyone with simmilar comments, you can't take what people say here too seriously. Sure a lot of it is horribly offensive but, people are just coming here to vent and make fun of some of the most spoiled and overprivelledged people on the planet. This site is The Superficial and no coincidence people are going to be very superficial here. Many of them may be really nice and down to earth and non judgemental but, they let out all their frustration here and some of them may just be total dicks and bitches. Anyway this site is a good way to build a thick skin and really learn that it just doesn't matter what people think because there is always something mean and nasty people can say about a person and almost all people even the nice ones talk some mean and nasty shit behind people back's. This basically just shows the nastiest immediate superficial reactions people have and ya sometimes people take it too far.

It's funny that often the same people who laugh at a Lindsay Lohan joke will get upset when people make jokes or rude comments that can actually be related back to them. If you can laugh at it or dish it out than you need to learn to take it. The things people say here may not be nice but, this isn't a nice site , it's a bitter, black, humour, crankypants site.

#62 ta very much and all, lol... i know this is an evil site, that is why i use it for the extreme pleasure of procrastinating when i should be attempting to actually get this sodding degree im supposedly studying for... i still dont like #21 tho!!!

Sorry rainman, but I've seen girls much prettier and definitely much hotter with way nicer bodies than these 2 at shopping malls, and no, I don't think they were models, but I'm sure with all the professional makeup, stylists and all the effort of professionals trying their hardest to make her look hot on the runway on that video, they'd look at least as good. And BTW, Adriana is a pretty girl, but the other, my goodness, is UGLY. There's no way anyone is telling me she's not ugly because she's a model, I don't give a fuck, she is UGLY as shit and I have eyes, thank you, and you aren't gona convince me that ugly broad is not ugly. That being said, Adriana may have a pretty face, but her body is disgusting, unless curveless skeletons turn you on.

You all are CRAZY!!! I´m a pretty girl and I can admit when I see another pretty girl. These girls aren´t pretty though, they are BEAUTIFUL!!!

She is cute.. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named " Searching Millionaire dot com".. Many men winked at her there.

My goodness, how can anyone say the blonde chick is NOT ugly? Please! Just look at her:
http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/03/Victorias%20Secret%20Biofit/gallery_main/gallery_main-0305_victorias_secret_biofit_06.jpg

She is UGLY as shit man!

#62

You're joking, right? About the "absolutely beautiful" 38 year old song? They posted as "Ray Stevens", dumbass.

Slap yourself.

#64

I don't like Karolina's face either but her body is far from average. I know girls that would give their right arm for a body like this:

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,854481,00.jpg

And that's the truth.

HAHAHA WTF @

#26 are you serious? if so that's fukkn hilarious.
# 28 "proud of that pancake ass"
#46 "cooter punch" hahahaha....i wanna see that.

im not gonna lie.
adriana is a banger... when she tries.
but karolina needs to get that fukked up grill fixed pronto.

Sara #8- You are probably ugly, and saying they are so you can feel better. I will cheer for you when you get a Victoria's Secret modeling contract. Until then, shut up.

Her ass doesn't look flat here:

http://www.sunglasses-shop.co.uk/celebritysunglasses/photos/enlarge/Karolina-Kurkova.jpg

Not every woman can have a ghetto booty like Kim Kardashian.

nice girls.!It would be interesting to know what type of work people do that post on this site. But we would not get honest answers anyway.

im a uni student in scotland - so i guess that means im a procrastinating alcoholic..............

That fake 'shhhhhhh' A.L. does with her finger in photo 4 is retarded.

Is it because Victoria's Secret is a ... uh... secret?

Someone slap her.

#22. The official term for flab hanging over low-rise jeans is 'Muffin Top'.

Like the way the top of a muffin pops over the sides.

She is so gorgeous. But I am very cucious. Why did she post her profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named
"wealthydater. com".. What is she looking for there?

#72 - Doesn't look flat there? Ooooookaaaaaaaaay... Dude (I'm assuming, since you use a suspiciously androgynous name) I'll give you Kate Hudson or Jessica Biel as having an ass, but Annie Rex Seeya there needs ass-plants. Let's just blame it on the jeans, shall we?

Rich, to be fair, her waistband is high enough to qualify her pants as a strapless jumpsuit and the pockets are big enough to hold two 32 inch plasma tvs.

They are so beautiful.I saw them on "SeekingRich.com".

Commish, then she should stick an ass in her pockets.

Wow....some ppl on this post are Green with envy. Jealousy is the poison of the soul. These girls are physically very attractive. There is enough negativity in this world......peace

Wow....some ppl on this post are Green with envy. Jealousy is the poiso of the soul. These girls are physically very attractive. There is enough negativity in this world......peace

come on whats with you guys? these two girls are gorgeous, especially adri. i would KILL to look like any one of these two.