Feb 22 2008Heidi Klum wears a bikini for Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell got to take part in a photo shoot for Sports Illustrated with a bikini-clad Heidi Klum. I guess it's a promotional thing for his new movie Semi-Pro, I dunno, but that's not important right now. What is important is Heidi Klum in a bikini. Now that's smart marketing. You could sell me Sparkling AIDS in a can and I'd drink it if Heidi Klum in a bikini told me to. Hell, I'll drink some right now. Just for you, Heidi. Granted, Sparkling AIDS isn't invented yet, but I've got some Fresca. So close enough. *sips* Oh, God, my immune system. I love you, Heidi! *sips* Yup, my pancreas just burst. Man down!

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He's ugh

First! Cute...

This was on The Tonight Show last night.

She's hot. He gets on my fucking nerves.....


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what's with the "first" competition? And why can't I ever win!

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She's really gotten chunky. No waist at all.

Ok I just have to say it. Fuckin' awesome.

PS more cowbell.

What is it that people see in this guy that is sooooo funny?
I simply do not get it.
I get more enjoyment taking a whiz on cigarette butts in the men's room.

("Fire when ready, Commander!")

She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club 'BillionaireCupid dot com'. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

I would have had too much wood to have done a photo shoot with Heidi.

No wait, she's married to Seal. Semi. Going going gone.

Where is the cameraman.

ATTENTION SPAMMERS: GO BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT.

she looks bloated.

aww, these pictures are adorable.
love heidi klum!

is will ferrell really that bad? hahah

6- let's see you try to get your body looking half as good as that after having a baby. hater. :)

Is it like a rule that all bloggers on this site have to TRY to be as funny as Fish?..lol

Three kids. ThREE FUUCkINg kIds. Eat that, Britney!!

Good to see her with a white man for a change.

at first i thought flavio briatore was smart for banging heidi at her peak and getting out just before she started going down hill. i mean after one baby, the vag is kinda droopy but after three, her junk probably hits the floor when she takes her panties off.

now i think he's a genius for getting away from this dork. i wouldn't slit my wrists if i had to listen to her stupid ideas and smell her saukerkraut farts all day long.

That's amazing she still has her figure after 3 children. A lot of it could be good genes too, who knows.

Notice how EVERY SINGLE PHOTO of her is from the side? It's because her stomach never really bounced back from that last baby, no matter how much she starved herself or worked her ass off. Her modeling career only still exists because she used to be hot.

HOLY SHIT! Hopefully Seal doesnt bust a cap in someones ass!

#16

hello! her first child is white. too bad that "white guy" knocked her up and denied paternity as he kicked her to the curb. and we all know what happens once you go black.....she won't be back.

#15 Steve: You're a cocksmoker. Go back to your klan rally. Nazi.

Seal would dunk on Will, then penetrate Heidi more deeply than Will - or any other white man - could possibly imagine.

Kitty kitty, I hate hearing that phrase when it is said in its bastardized form.

The actual phrase is:
Once you go black, we don't want your nasty disease ridden ass back.

Good lord, didn't she have three kids? She looks fantastic.

I guess Will Ferrel and Heidi Klum combined are like a complete person and are allowed fifteen more minutes of fame -- together.

I'm gonna say it: Will Ferrel is not funny. There, I said it.

So. Much. Airbrushing.

Y'all are stupid. I worked with Klum on a MEANINGFUL BEAUTY infomercial at the end of last year. Trust me, home girl's gut is not drooping, she is not fat...she is still ultra fly and will be hot for another 15 years.

Same with Cindy Crawford; she's 47 I believe, and on another infomercial I did with her she blew me away. Holy MILF! She's gonna be hot when she's a GILF!

cindy crawford just turned 42 you moron.

Neither are you, now go wipe the smeg off you chin. It's turning to cheddar.

She's in great shape for having had 3 kids. But I always thought she was a bit over rated and had kind of a bland, asymmetrical face. She's got nice legs that are a mile long though. And that Will Ferrell...there's another one who's waaaaay over rated. When is he gonna go away and stop making all those gay ass movies???

I don't like Heidi Klum. Why is she a model anyway? I don't think she's pretty at all.

Now those are what I call legs - beautiful!

#24

sounds like you're still nursing your wounds cause some nordic goddess prefers chocolate. get over it.

She has such wonderful shoes for basketball. I am so dumb. I have been playing basketball in real SPORTSHOES until now. No wonder my knees don't hurt yet.

I must go and copy her right away. I need some white boots and a persistent perv secretly checking out my fit ass.

I enjoyed these pics thoroughly.
It's an excellent contrast between smokin' hot and the hairy genital-resembling Will Ferrell. After scientific analysis, her hair looks like the maine of a unicorn.... he looks like an erection with a rubber band constricting the tip.
BREASTS! My apologies.

I enjoyed these pics thoroughly.
It's an excellent contrast between smokin' hot and the hairy genital-resembling Will Ferrell. After scientific analysis, her hair looks like the maine of a unicorn.... he looks like an erection with a rubber band constricting the tip.
BREASTS! My apologies.

The pics with the golden bathing suit rattle me.
Where the hell did her awesome tits go?? She always had an excellent rack, and now flat as a board? What gives, Heidi?

she's a dumb whore. No one has made more money off their decent body than Heidi. But she's still a truckload of stupid.

You guys have got to be kidding--there isn't a one of you that wouldn't cry from happiness if a chick HALF as hot as Heidi even looked at you in a grocery store. In your dreams!

@24 hahahahahaha, funny :D

i would so eat her out.

Will Farrell is as funny as rubber crutch. I'd rather watch my grandparents copulate than watch 10 minutes of one of his movies, and grandma is obese and has a really bad hip. It has to be an incredibly ugly seen when she and grandpa slap uglies, however, I am sure it would be funnier than a Will Farrell movie. As for Heidi, who really gives a shit what she looks like "after 3 babies." I didn't give a shit what she looked like before she had any babies. As for the color of her partner's skin, once again, (I'll bet you can guess what I am going to type next) I don't give a shit about that either. I don't care if she is fucking a green man (Hulk?), a red man (How?), or a purple man. That reminds me. I used to be a life guard until I got fired because of a blue kid. So now we have to look at an extremely ugly and unfunny shameless asshole and an overly airbrushed blonde airhead all weekend. Thanks a lot Fish. You better dig something out of your ass before you close the doors for the weekend. Speaking of digging shit out of your ass, who was the bartender at Ashton Kutcher's party this weekend? I confess I only wash my hands after I take a dump, but if I were handling others food and beverages, I'd wash my hands after I pissed too. My philosphy is if I don't pee on my hands, why wash them? With the auto flushes, why bother? Speaking of auto flushes, have any of you ever taken a shit, and as you move into position to check your work, you realize the auto flush has taken it away before you get the thrill of inspecting it. I hate when that happens. So in conclusion, Will Farrell is not the least bit funny, I could not give a shit less about Heidi, and I hate it when my shit disappears before I can inspect it.

#41

is that all it takes? wow you're easy...but i bet you hear that all the time.

hot pudding....I'm guessing you are a bitter black guy?

9. Jennifer2 - February 22, 2008 4:33 PM
She was said to be fondled by incestual relatives recently. Some of her anal ooze can be found on a mushroom eaters site. 'Billions Of Supid Fucks dot com'. She has a personality disorder... there are pictures. Frogs...In her twat circles under her eyes, some other stars can be found pulling their puds there.

Thanx for the laugh JennyFur-2

Jennifer2 you need to go peddle that stupid website you are always trying to shove on everyone somewhere else. I'm guessing you're not intelligent enough to post a relevant comment.

Ugly face.

you would eat her out.? nasty dude. real nasty.

#19,

You are an idiot. If her stomach never bounced back after the third baby, it would show more from the side. You're just mad that she's had 3 kids and still looks hotter than your fat ass.

#45


nope. neither male nor black. perhaps you should have chosen to defend your honor rather than guessing someone's race and gender based on a post. or perhaps there is no honor to defend.

#38. Thank you.

The pics in the gold one peice are TERRIFYING. Where are her boobs? Where? I looked and looked, it's really creeping me out.

man Heidi and Seal make a great couple.
plus...we all want to secretly bang Heidi Klum...
well me not so secretly...
but yeah...

Heidi and Seal must have an open relationship...I can't imagine Seal fucking her for a long period of time....wolf

....seriously Will, another crazy over the top sports character parody?..........i always had a thing for the Farrah hair doo dough

How this pretty girl could EVER screw and suck that blue-gum scar-faced negro, I'll never know. Bet her family is still puking, especially after she dropped one of his mole babies. Eeeew.

I usually agree with people on her when they say some chick has a bad body. I don't agree with them today. Heidi looks great. She doesn't have the greatest body ever but she still has a great one.

I think that everyone who posts negative comments about a celeb's body has to first post a picture of their own body....a lot less comments would be made!!

She's the most annoying cunt model ever

Her head looks weird in the first picture

#58 is a pervert. You must be lonely.
I believe we should all be entitled to a Heidi Klum photoshoot... shotty anus!!

She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club 'uniformedCupid dot com'. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

#58, there ya go (like I care)

Anywho...I've seen Klum like a hundred times and ALWAYS thought she was very average looking, but these photos of her are (I'm embarrassed to say) fantastic.

And whoever doesn't like Will Farrell is an asshole. Elf is my favorite movie!!!

Heidi Klum looks absolutely amazing. For all of you female haters out there who are size 11+, you wish you could look half as good as her. She is stunning and in incredible shape. I cannot stand heavy girls who are self loathing and so jealous that they knock beautiful and sexy women to make themselves feel better about their pathetic appearance. Show a little pride in yourself and actually go to the gym.

Wait, (sorry) there's more...I agree with whoever said something about another sports spoof movie, that's kinda what I thought when I saw commercials for this one.

So hot and sexy! I like those hot girls. I will tell you a secret that i found many bikini girls on one dating club bbwconnect.com. They are hottie and charming. Maybe you can check it! Good luck to everyone! lol..........

I think I just realised what it is; she's got a short torso. Now I have a long body, and to be honest, I wouldn't swap it for long legs. I prefer my smallish but strong midget legs!

#61 your a total moron - listen up asshat....I was making the statement, that anyone who has the nerve to put down a model/celeb's body, needs to prove that they, themselves, have a better body - you know..."those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones", but I guess you don't have 2 brain cells alive to figure something that simple out - and where in the hell do you get "pervert" out of that?

Plus, BOOBLESS in that disgusting gold get-up, looks like some kind of "special" trash bag. I SO should've been the stylist.

WHAT A WHORE. WONDER WHAT HER HUSBAND SEAL THINKS OF THESE PHOTOS.

Hands placed strategically to cover her nasty cellulite.

Can't SI find somebody fresh and young who's willing to peddle their meat like that old whore?

Hey Cavy (68/58)... the guy (or lady..) obviously knows what you're talking about. He was merely exploiting the fact that you would modify "pervert" into a verb, and gock at those who post their own picture, then rip apart hot ass models. There's no morales on this website man - go somewhere else... it's called "the superficial" dumdum.

heidi is heinous. she's become so annoying on project runway. i am slightly obsessed w/ will ferrell though. http://tampham. blogspot.com

Yayyyy!!!!!!!!!!!I love being superficial!!!!!!!!!!

Sad that I have nothing better to do on a Friday night than to bake banana bread and watch Ghost Whisperer, but not every night can be party night, shit. Crap it's on, gotta go!

Hey, when did JLH's ass get so big??

#72 - I honestly don't think that #61 knows what the hell anyone is talking about, but I do agree that this is 'theSuperficial' and I shouldn't get my panties in a wad, so in the spirit of shallowness....Shitney Spears is God, Entertainment tonight rulez and Lindsay Lohan doesn't need rehab!!!!!

Heyyyy...cavy, don't EVER say those things! I get what your point was completely. I hate on people all the time who have better bodies than me, but then again, I can also appreciate some, and then again, I love JLH. AND I am plastered all over the internet, judge me all you want, I don't think I'm great, but I do ok...

#77 - believe me - I'm never on the 'comments' this much, but I'm getting a week's worth of Superficial and Perez out of the way ....anywho #77 - I'm not judging (just saying that 99.9% of the posters are way uglier than the celebs they're hating on) - I'm cute, but not perfect, so I would never talk shit about Heidi Klum - I've never given birth, let alone 3 times , and I'm still not near her perfection!!! Time to check out Perez....Have an awesome weekend bitches!!!!! (said with love)
PS: get well Britney!!!!!

And I thought one of the reasons she was famous was her boobs.

#58

If everyone who is paid tons of money for nothing but her looks actually deserved it, there would be fewer negative comments.

#80 - Touche (but your 'name' isn't very nice) lol

She was always attractive but not as hot as most of the other supermodels out there. She really should have thought through having kids with Seal. That first kid was disturbimg . A waste of fine Nordic genes. It's one thing to be a coal-burner, another to have his kids.

I find Will Farrell about as funny as my last fart.
(No offense Will. Sometimes, if you're, like, at a party, and you quietly walk to a corner and let one go. It is sort of funny. Oh. And Will. 9/11 was an inside job)
So Binky wakes up And it's like OMG - what did I do last night ? So I eventually crawled back and looked at the Ricci thread - {ignoring the Stengal - 'Don't look back they may be gaining thing.'}
Cliff Notes : I think last night you were advocating mass murder, and ridiculing citizens trying to gain meaningful employment at the Pentagon.

Binky : Whatever. The thing that bothered me most was that people commenting afterwards were sort of 'supportive' as they say in the 'hope' industry. So I decided to fully research the ad I had seen at Job-Opolis.
(still reading? Sometimes my comments tend to drag)
HELP WANTED
We see over a hundred of our staff murdered.
But won't ask any questions.
And won't release any tapes.
The Pentagon
(free parking)

New Pentagon Employee (NPE) : Well I've always loved it as a geometric form - but what really sold me was the free parking.

-Mommy... is Binky the handicapped one?
-Yes! Very good Michael
-And Brain's the smart one?
-Well it's not fucking that guy ^^^^^^^

HKlum has fantastic legs and a ripe body. personally i'd rather be inside of that hot as hell hawaiian chick in this years' swimsuit issue. that ho is so fertile her twat could grow pastureland in the desert.

anyway, i'm sure all of you haters are having sex with supermodels these days, right? have fun banging your respective sea-creatures and trolls.

farty is still here!!!!!!!!!

Yellow ledbetter

I expected it to be funny and sexy. It's neither. I'm sure Heidi Klum normally looks great, but she doesn't here. Bad make-up, angle, photoshop? Legs are terrific, though. Bad 80's-inspired photos. Make that very bad.

She always looks great, but it's her voice and accent that are so appealing. To top it all off, she's got that witty sense of humor that Germans are known for.

they r so cute ... if u wanna see more hot pics , u can view pinkmingle.com , and there u can find what u need..LOL

heidi klum sucks dick. if i were seal and had towake up next to that fug face and man-body every morning, i would hang myself. she's a whore and will ferrell's a has-been. nice spread, fags.

Just to be clear, Heidi's married to a black guy, not a n i g g e r. Whitney Houston was married to a n i g g e r.

Christ all of you haters have shit for brains. I'd really hate to see the bulemic, unhealthy, lifeless women you think are so perfect if you think Heidi Klum looks terrible. Ridiculous. Please, go on living your miserable existences where you'll never find happiness because 99.9% of the women in the universe will never live up to your expectations.

The pictures on the basketball court are beyond Photoshop -- they're anime. Especially the second one where she's pushing Ferrell's back and grimacing.

The ones in the limo are more realistic, but even scarier. Look at the one where she's holding the unfortunate pseudo-comedian's nose and unhinging her Seal-swallower. Apparently some people find this hot, me, it's like trying to masturbate to The Scream.

If God is good to me, I will never, ever have to see Will Ferrell in tight clothing again for the rest of my born days. Yes, dude, you have an ugly body - get over it already. She looks great, by the way. Three kids and you could bounce a 10-pound dumbbell off those abs.

Wow~She is absolutely sexy and gorgeous! I love these pictures of her. I am so glad she has posted a personal ad with many bikini pictures at Richromances.com. That is a site only for beautiful people.

Wow~She is absolutely sexy and gorgeous! I love these pictures of her. I am so glad she has posted a personal ad with many bikini pictures at "Richromances.com". That is a site only for beautiful people.

It's good to see her with a White guy for a change, rather than that hideous congoid.

#43 (Ted from LA):

In most cases "I don't give a shit" implies you couldn't care less. However, you seem pretty fond of your own crap, if you like to inspect your work when you're through. Maybe you should pick another comparison. "I don't give a Paris Hilton," perhaps? Actually, no. That's too much PR for her (but you mentioned the Hepatitis incident and my brain made the natural association: fecal matter >> disease >> Paris Hilton). Come up with something on your own. You seem creative, if overly fond of your own excretions...

You're all retarded

I love that she has such a good sense of humor. Those pics are great, and she looks AMAZING for having pushed out 3 kids.

#99,
I don't give a lago what you say.

I didn't know Will had jungle fever. I mean, Seal is so black that some of that has rubbed off on Heidi and made her like biege

Shit, I've just realised what she looks like in the first picture! A pissed-off looking praying mantis. Fucking insects...

Will you're making white men happy everywhere, thank you.

;)

Monday's Headlines:

KFed Allows Britney To Visit Kids So He Can Go Drink Beer

I really don´t understand why so many people think of the germans as: racists, nazis etc. of course every country has its douchebags but I have NEVER EVER read a single racist comment about Heidi and Seal on a german website.
But EVERYTIME I read the comments here or other US blogs there are at least 2 -3 people who write suchs stupid things like "why did that white girl marry such an ugly black guy?" "why did she get knocked up by that n*****? he`s an ape" and even worse....

It´s so sad that there are still so many stupid ignorant people who actually believe that bullshit!!!!

wat a fgging hore


I thought the model was Heidi Montag at first. Almost comical how much they airbrushing they did to Heidi Klum's fat ass. Looks nothing like her. Wish she would just stay in Germany with her deformed gorilla of a husband and leave us alone.

#105

white men love sloppy seconds.

Amen to 107. Some of you need to grow up and get past your racism. You're jealous that she could actually be happy, regardless of what people around her might say, with someone who doesn't fit YOUR ideal of beauty. I admire that she doesn't let it hold her back. Obviously, Seal makes her happy, and she is not ashamed of him, so who is anyone else to complain? SO childish. Maybe she isn't the most scholarly type out there, but in spite of being a supermodel she seems more grounded than some of you pigs that are so hung up on looks.

I would LOVE to have her body at her age.

Is that Sarah Jessica Parker on the left in the back of the disco pics?

The boots she's wearing on the first picture, are they baskeball boots? Never seen them in Norway.

Now I am not sating that I can’t get a lingerie model, but it seems like the lingerie model pecking order goes: Actors, Ball Players, Singer then bloggers …

go klum

go klum

Thanks for the reprimand (on what's obviously a jokey, fuckaround site)...MOM. (since you love all-caps for emphasis).

You must be dry as sawdust. I pity your "man."

" LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Kevin Federline has agreed to give ex-wife Britney Spears visitation rights with their two young sons, his lawyer said Friday. Federline attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said in a statement the former couple has agreed to a modification of a court order that had stripped Spears of her visitation rights. The statement did not provide more details"

SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT

She'll always be given another chance, and she'll never leave the spotlight.


SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT

Why? Because she's waaaaaaaaaaaaay more interesting than you.


SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT

wow superfish is slipping i havent lol-ed in weeks.
i guess they sent the funny writers over to geekologie, which is always hysterical.

We want you Ted.

And we're coming for you.

#112: She's 34! wtf are you talking about "at her age"?
And what do people see in her anyway? She bought her face and her tits and looks like she ate one piece of lettuce the day before the shoot. Yeah, ok, that's beauty. *rolls eyes* she needs tons of makeup to look like a knockout.

A Nazi and a Jew playing basketball together. The world is coming to an end.

Am I the only one who thinks her head looks detached from her body in that first picture??? Weird.

I know, PRAYING MANTIS.

I don't mind sharing my hot wife with the world. She only has eyes for the seal meat.

Haha what I think is funny is that the fake crowd in the background is looking in the other direction.

hes fckn ht

She looks HOT, he looks NOT.

where have her boobs gone?

friggin hilarious! i enjoyed each pose more than the last. awesome parody done with consummate

klum might be a dumb blonde with blonde moments, but she has a great sense of humor, and these totally work.

anyone who can't see past the boobies and the afro to enjoy the awesomeness of these images deserve the world of darkness they apparently live in... muahahah. no, but seriously, lighten up a bit - you just might escape the black hole of dense matter you're currently living in.

poise!

with consummate poise is what i was looking for there.

Phenomenally Huge http://www.spymac.com/details/?2346662

You people are stupid... you really think he is a loser but he has more money than all of you together. AN that she is a whore?? Come on!!
All of those pictures are advertising, and she is cute, has a nice body and a complete professional.

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WHERE ARE HER BOOBS??????

CHECK THE ONE PIECE GOLD BATHING SUIT PICS, IT'S FUCKING SCARY.

WHERE DID THEY GO? SHE MUST BE WEARING PADDING IN THE BIKINI PICS.

(*)(*)---> * * boobies to NO boobies

????? WHAT THE FUCK

) : me NO likey

...yikes.

Where's the picture with Will Ferrell biting Heidi Klum's ass in the back of the limo?

She looks like Lars Ulrich in that first pic. Hahahahaha!

Damn I wish I was Will.

# 43 Ted. I didn't see your comments previous.
Great minds think alike I guess - never been much of a Farrell fan either. Didn't see the skating one. And 'Ricky Bobby' trailers were enough to say - 'Never Again'
Heidi's another matter of course.

# 84.
Never did see that cartoon.
So. Not sure of the reference.
I'll run it by a little kid and get back to you !!
Just kidding....Inside job ?

Hi Binky,
What are you doing posting so early? You're usually a 2:00 AM guy, aren't you? I can't take these pictures of these two dumb fucks anymore. Beer. It's what's for dinner.

How are your stocks doing ?
Preparing Happy Hour for Oscars

Not worth a shit. I haven't seen any movies this year, however, I still watch the Oscars. Do you have any stocks you're hot on?

And the Academy Award for Best Documentary, Features goes to:

Cliff Notes, for 9/11 Was An Inside Job.

Cliff Notes : Thanks Gerry !
I'm wearing the Truth this year, (Gianni's gone the way of the 3000 etc..)

One's doing ok Ted. TMZ on TSX-V since we talked - but nothing fantastic.
I've seen about half of the movies. Ok 'films' as they say in the industry. The guy from No Country for Old Men should be unleashed on the Bush administration.
The twerp from Juno was pretty good at playing herself. She used to be on Trailer Park Boys - which is sort of a Canadian 'Dynasty.'
Think the evening would take a lot of coffee. Hasn't event even started yet and we're already sick of it.

I always love pics that make me feel good about my own boobs, waist, ass or skin.

I don't mind seeing Lohan's nude pics again to reignite my happiness, especially since I'm almost twice her age.

There is God.

Ugh, will someone kick Jon Stewart's ass? He sucks. Stick to your schtick. He's palatable with his political stuff. Entertainment jokes, sit down Jon. If he keeps it up though, he'll be dead before too long because he is dying right now.

he has such potential to be funny then does dumb shit like this

#148,
Please send picturres. John Stewart is off to a slow start. I could do better writing my own shit. I hope the former stripper wins tonight. Is it just me or are kids sports completely out of control in our society? What's up with Cathernine Zata Jones and that really old fucker sitting next to her. We need more pics of people like her and less Paris, blah, blah, blah...

It's been painful to watch.
Did you see Regis interviewing some extras standing in an alley ?
The Globes this year,just reading the winners,blow this away in the presentation.
Cliff Notes : Stewart's first talk show WAS cancelled. Context maybe ? WTF ?
Binky: Don't worry Cliff. They just brought out 'The Rock' to pick up the comedy.

People who may be watching the Oscars: Quick! Turn to FX to see "Transporter 2." You already missed the part where the hot blonde with no boobies but great legs shot up the doctor's office, but there's still plenty of Jason Statham goodness left. After that, don't know what I'm gonna watch. Nobody bothers to counterprogram against the Oscars so tonight's TV is pretty lame.

To the person who said Heidi's gotten fat: where? I know they're promo pics, so Photoshopped, but still... she could gain 50 pounds and still be hotter than 90% of the females on earth.

Don't think I have the FX channel #153.
But I agree Heidi's gr8 !!
But this show is terrible.
This may kill Jon's career even more than him ignoring the '9/11 was an inside job thing' and welcoming Pervez the Assassin 'Dick-Tater' on his show.
Oh. Well. It's not over. Maybe The Academy has a few 'knock, knock' jokes to look forward to.
Stay tuned.

(Is it just me ? Or all these chicks wearing the same red dress ?)

Cliff Notes: Now that #145 has confirmed my 'best documentary award'. I was hoping I would get it from,say, the 'Jersey Girls'.
Binky : Sorry Cliff. Those chicks apparently have TOO many questions !!!
This is the America.
You're stuck with Jon Stewart.
The NWO feels a lot safer that wAy.

Cliff Notes : Well #145. Until I can get the award from the Jersey Girls. I'm going to have to refuse it. ( Much like George c. Scott years ago)
Binky: Deep Cliff. I always thought you'd try and pawn it on E-bay.
Cliff Notes : Bink - NP

Binky:You hit the link and immediately you know John Lennon would have been a Truther.
Cliff Notes: We're drowning in a sea of mediocrity BInk.
Arthur C. Clarke : Tell me about it Bonky's friend. The Space Station is nothing like I envisioned. I don't think NASA even has the Jupiter project 'on the boards' as they say in the industry. And the Moon Base ? WTF!!???
Binky : It's B I N K Y Art. But I agree. Maybe we'll talk on the weekend.

He would have been a truther immediately.

He was John Lennon.

*snorts with laughter*

I would like her asshole.

I would lick her asshole.

And why is that # 160 ?
Comments ?
Inside job ?
Are you new here etc ?

#160-162 Inside job ?
Any comments ?

Especially you # !60.
Waiting

# 160 Any comments on the link ?
Cliff Notes : Good plan Bink.
Binky: : NP.

Cliff Notes : They could have been snorting with laughter at 'Will Farrell' Bink. Binky: Get Real. This #160 shill needs an education.

Cliff Notes : Is this link racist Bink ?
Binky: Not sure Cliff, but 9/11 was an inside job, and I'm beginning to have a problem with the 'Dancing Israelis' ?
And, like, the Pentagon will obviously never figure it out ,they're just happy they have free parking, type thing...
But look at all the people in the Bush Administration with duel citizenship. USA - ISRAEL Unfortunately America. Type thing. Most all other democracies - more than one party.
Binky: Go Nader. Nader's a selfless genius.
If he loses - just kill them all and the world will be on your side.
How many people in other parts of the world do you think support the American Neo-Cons ?
Answer : None or less.
Party's over for those pricks. Obama is the just less damaging shill.
Read Quigley.
Go Nader.

He probably won't win - there's no IQ test with the vote.
But if McCain wins - at least we'll know the gene pool is improving.
Because many, many more stupid Americans are willing to be killed as a result of 9/11 being an inside job.
Have fun with the wars America.
Keep a look-out for the 'evil-doers'

Are you an actual person, Binky? 'tard...

Santa : Yes Virginia - there really is a Binky.
Any comments on 9/11 Laudanum ?
Be quick.

And I think if we take a vote here - you'll be on the low end of the 'tard 'vote.
But welcome to the site.

No

I didn't think so.
Game over.

VampireFreaks dot com
isn't really in my universe right now.
Sorry.
Vote McCain, have a Twinkie, and don't ever worry about what I say.
Cliff Notes : And go away.
Binky : Good point Cliff.

No seriously, how old are you, and why do you insist on peddling 9/11 being an inside job crap? Plus, do you have MPD?

It's not crap. You're crap.
Jet fuel didn't bring down the twin towers.
Explain free fall collapse speed. Motel metaql in the ruins..
It was an inside job.

metal *
(someone was twisting my arm and screwed up my spelling)

Great answer(!) From that what I asked must of course be true.

Molten * metal (oh shit)

Wanking?

What's MPD ?
And did you grad from kindergarten ?

We dont do "kindergarten" over here.

Inside job . Luad ?
Are you a shill ?
Didn't get the free fall speed thing. Please Explain.

The who?

You're worse than a shill.
You're just some lame weirdo trying to direct people to your feeble site.
No offense.
9/11 was an inside job.
Fuck off.
(No offense)

Nah.

Inside job #187 ?

Suck on my big toe.

You sound like Richard Perle or Bill Kristol.
That's when I feel like googling 'Urban Moving Systems'
When the reality kicks in - I see where you're coming from and I feel a bit better.
(No offense)

Mines bigger than yours.

Well Ok or Wolfiwitz - all you dual citizen guys !!

Whatever...

You want to suck it, suck it good.

Your what - criminality ?
Yes - I agree you'll all be killed.

Now my ankle?! Binky you bad, bad boy.

Inside job ?

Your hands WHERE?!

@122 LOFL..........

I don't think Will would hit it after a nagger like Seal aka Scarface.........

she's hot.

Will Farrell - ugh not one of my favorites at all

Heidi Klum - beautiful face, great legs and very in shape, but she's never seemed very curvy to me, she's got the bane of white women everywhere the flat ass. She also has my problem... more of a "H' figure than a hourglass.

Wow...how about that?

Will Farrell is in that picture!

Thanks for pointing that out...lol

It's Monday morning. That was up on Friday. Update please?

Best pictures of her ever taken. I love the hair.
Of course all this material must be photoshopped a lot, but she still is first class.

Opening this friday y'all!

HEIDI KLUM LOOKS SO GROSS! EWWWWW!!! HOW DOES ANYONE THINK SHE'S HOT?!?!?! SHE'S SO LANKY AND LOOK AT HER RETARDED FACE!!!! WILL FERREL IS A DISNEY SELLOUT.

I read once that Heidi’s Grandpa was Herman Goering the Commander of the Nazi Luftwaffe!

Hey Binky...no offense bud...but are you receiving professional help!

No.
Where were you daze ago ?
Inside job?
(Get this guy's IP)

Yes, she hot and sexy! I was told that she helped a HIV guy on a Herpes site ==== http://www.stdpal.com ===. And she said she will help top 5 member on this site this year

Where's the one of him biting her ass? It was on Leno.

Why are you so horny and transparent? It's disgusting.

VULGAR AS ALWAYS

THANK GOD WE HAVE PHOTOSHOP!!!!

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