Feb 22 2008Heidi Klum wears a bikini for Will Ferrell
Will Ferrell got to take part in a photo shoot for Sports Illustrated with a bikini-clad Heidi Klum. I guess it's a promotional thing for his new movie Semi-Pro, I dunno, but that's not important right now. What is important is Heidi Klum in a bikini. Now that's smart marketing. You could sell me Sparkling AIDS in a can and I'd drink it if Heidi Klum in a bikini told me to. Hell, I'll drink some right now. Just for you, Heidi. Granted, Sparkling AIDS isn't invented yet, but I've got some Fresca. So close enough. *sips* Oh, God, my immune system. I love you, Heidi! *sips* Yup, my pancreas just burst. Man down!
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Reader Comments
1. taylor - February 22, 2008 4:24 PM
He's ugh
2. yay - February 22, 2008 4:25 PM
First! Cute...
3. Erica - February 22, 2008 4:25 PM
This was on The Tonight Show last night.
4. havoc - February 22, 2008 4:25 PM
She's hot. He gets on my fucking nerves.....
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5. hnb - February 22, 2008 4:26 PM
what's with the "first" competition? And why can't I ever win!
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6. Andrea - February 22, 2008 4:29 PM
She's really gotten chunky. No waist at all.
7. Auntie Kryst - February 22, 2008 4:30 PM
Ok I just have to say it. Fuckin' awesome.
PS more cowbell.
8. gosyco - February 22, 2008 4:32 PM
What is it that people see in this guy that is sooooo funny?
I simply do not get it.
I get more enjoyment taking a whiz on cigarette butts in the men's room.
("Fire when ready, Commander!")
9. Jennifer2 - February 22, 2008 4:33 PM
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club 'BillionaireCupid dot com'. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
10. Gerald_Tarrant - February 22, 2008 4:36 PM
I would have had too much wood to have done a photo shoot with Heidi.
No wait, she's married to Seal. Semi. Going going gone.
Where is the cameraman.
11. will - February 22, 2008 4:42 PM
ATTENTION SPAMMERS: GO BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT.
12. deez nuts on your chin - February 22, 2008 4:42 PM
she looks bloated.
13. temp - February 22, 2008 4:46 PM
aww, these pictures are adorable.
love heidi klum!
is will ferrell really that bad? hahah
6- let's see you try to get your body looking half as good as that after having a baby. hater. :)
14. bleepingurmom - February 22, 2008 4:46 PM
Is it like a rule that all bloggers on this site have to TRY to be as funny as Fish?..lol
15. fuggit - February 22, 2008 4:49 PM
Three kids. ThREE FUUCkINg kIds. Eat that, Britney!!
16. Steve - February 22, 2008 4:50 PM
Good to see her with a white man for a change.
17. funky limabean - February 22, 2008 4:50 PM
at first i thought flavio briatore was smart for banging heidi at her peak and getting out just before she started going down hill. i mean after one baby, the vag is kinda droopy but after three, her junk probably hits the floor when she takes her panties off.
now i think he's a genius for getting away from this dork. i wouldn't slit my wrists if i had to listen to her stupid ideas and smell her saukerkraut farts all day long.
18. Holly - February 22, 2008 4:51 PM
That's amazing she still has her figure after 3 children. A lot of it could be good genes too, who knows.
19. Erin - February 22, 2008 4:51 PM
Notice how EVERY SINGLE PHOTO of her is from the side? It's because her stomach never really bounced back from that last baby, no matter how much she starved herself or worked her ass off. Her modeling career only still exists because she used to be hot.
20. Monica - February 22, 2008 4:52 PM
HOLY SHIT! Hopefully Seal doesnt bust a cap in someones ass!
21. kitty kitty - February 22, 2008 4:54 PM
#16
hello! her first child is white. too bad that "white guy" knocked her up and denied paternity as he kicked her to the curb. and we all know what happens once you go black.....she won't be back.
22. White Man - February 22, 2008 4:55 PM
#15 Steve: You're a cocksmoker. Go back to your klan rally. Nazi.
23. Barack - February 22, 2008 4:56 PM
Seal would dunk on Will, then penetrate Heidi more deeply than Will - or any other white man - could possibly imagine.
24. Gerald_Tarrant - February 22, 2008 5:00 PM
Kitty kitty, I hate hearing that phrase when it is said in its bastardized form.
The actual phrase is:
Once you go black, we don't want your nasty disease ridden ass back.
25. Kia - February 22, 2008 5:03 PM
Good lord, didn't she have three kids? She looks fantastic.
26. D. Richards (Pathetic.) - February 22, 2008 5:06 PM
I guess Will Ferrel and Heidi Klum combined are like a complete person and are allowed fifteen more minutes of fame -- together.
I'm gonna say it: Will Ferrel is not funny. There, I said it.
27. Jill - February 22, 2008 5:08 PM
So. Much. Airbrushing.
28. Simon - February 22, 2008 5:18 PM
Y'all are stupid. I worked with Klum on a MEANINGFUL BEAUTY infomercial at the end of last year. Trust me, home girl's gut is not drooping, she is not fat...she is still ultra fly and will be hot for another 15 years.
Same with Cindy Crawford; she's 47 I believe, and on another infomercial I did with her she blew me away. Holy MILF! She's gonna be hot when she's a GILF!
29. juniper - February 22, 2008 5:22 PM
cindy crawford just turned 42 you moron.
30. 26 Pathetic - February 22, 2008 5:23 PM
Neither are you, now go wipe the smeg off you chin. It's turning to cheddar.
31. RENEE... - February 22, 2008 5:33 PM
She's in great shape for having had 3 kids. But I always thought she was a bit over rated and had kind of a bland, asymmetrical face. She's got nice legs that are a mile long though. And that Will Ferrell...there's another one who's waaaaay over rated. When is he gonna go away and stop making all those gay ass movies???
32. me - February 22, 2008 5:48 PM
I don't like Heidi Klum. Why is she a model anyway? I don't think she's pretty at all.
33. Tawny - February 22, 2008 5:49 PM
Now those are what I call legs - beautiful!
34. long dong silver - February 22, 2008 6:00 PM
#24
sounds like you're still nursing your wounds cause some nordic goddess prefers chocolate. get over it.
35. Flie - February 22, 2008 6:02 PM
She has such wonderful shoes for basketball. I am so dumb. I have been playing basketball in real SPORTSHOES until now. No wonder my knees don't hurt yet.
I must go and copy her right away. I need some white boots and a persistent perv secretly checking out my fit ass.
36. otisSPUNKMEYER - February 22, 2008 6:05 PM
I enjoyed these pics thoroughly.
It's an excellent contrast between smokin' hot and the hairy genital-resembling Will Ferrell. After scientific analysis, her hair looks like the maine of a unicorn.... he looks like an erection with a rubber band constricting the tip.
BREASTS! My apologies.
37. otisSPUNKMEYER - February 22, 2008 6:06 PM
I enjoyed these pics thoroughly.
It's an excellent contrast between smokin' hot and the hairy genital-resembling Will Ferrell. After scientific analysis, her hair looks like the maine of a unicorn.... he looks like an erection with a rubber band constricting the tip.
BREASTS! My apologies.
38. Rome - February 22, 2008 6:18 PM
The pics with the golden bathing suit rattle me.
Where the hell did her awesome tits go?? She always had an excellent rack, and now flat as a board? What gives, Heidi?
39. dude - February 22, 2008 6:22 PM
she's a dumb whore. No one has made more money off their decent body than Heidi. But she's still a truckload of stupid.
40. amma - February 22, 2008 6:25 PM
You guys have got to be kidding--there isn't a one of you that wouldn't cry from happiness if a chick HALF as hot as Heidi even looked at you in a grocery store. In your dreams!
41. katie - February 22, 2008 6:35 PM
@24 hahahahahaha, funny :D
42. uh - February 22, 2008 6:40 PM
i would so eat her out.
43. Ted from LA - February 22, 2008 6:45 PM
Will Farrell is as funny as rubber crutch. I'd rather watch my grandparents copulate than watch 10 minutes of one of his movies, and grandma is obese and has a really bad hip. It has to be an incredibly ugly seen when she and grandpa slap uglies, however, I am sure it would be funnier than a Will Farrell movie. As for Heidi, who really gives a shit what she looks like "after 3 babies." I didn't give a shit what she looked like before she had any babies. As for the color of her partner's skin, once again, (I'll bet you can guess what I am going to type next) I don't give a shit about that either. I don't care if she is fucking a green man (Hulk?), a red man (How?), or a purple man. That reminds me. I used to be a life guard until I got fired because of a blue kid. So now we have to look at an extremely ugly and unfunny shameless asshole and an overly airbrushed blonde airhead all weekend. Thanks a lot Fish. You better dig something out of your ass before you close the doors for the weekend. Speaking of digging shit out of your ass, who was the bartender at Ashton Kutcher's party this weekend? I confess I only wash my hands after I take a dump, but if I were handling others food and beverages, I'd wash my hands after I pissed too. My philosphy is if I don't pee on my hands, why wash them? With the auto flushes, why bother? Speaking of auto flushes, have any of you ever taken a shit, and as you move into position to check your work, you realize the auto flush has taken it away before you get the thrill of inspecting it. I hate when that happens. So in conclusion, Will Farrell is not the least bit funny, I could not give a shit less about Heidi, and I hate it when my shit disappears before I can inspect it.
44. hot pudding - February 22, 2008 6:49 PM
#41
is that all it takes? wow you're easy...but i bet you hear that all the time.
45. Katie - February 22, 2008 7:06 PM
hot pudding....I'm guessing you are a bitter black guy?
46. Understanding Lamoids - February 22, 2008 7:10 PM
9. Jennifer2 - February 22, 2008 4:33 PM
She was said to be fondled by incestual relatives recently. Some of her anal ooze can be found on a mushroom eaters site. 'Billions Of Supid Fucks dot com'. She has a personality disorder... there are pictures. Frogs...In her twat circles under her eyes, some other stars can be found pulling their puds there.
Thanx for the laugh JennyFur-2
47. creativechikk - February 22, 2008 7:16 PM
Jennifer2 you need to go peddle that stupid website you are always trying to shove on everyone somewhere else. I'm guessing you're not intelligent enough to post a relevant comment.
48. Taylor - February 22, 2008 7:46 PM
Ugly face.
49. brunno - February 22, 2008 7:48 PM
you would eat her out.? nasty dude. real nasty.
50. JealousMuch? - February 22, 2008 7:49 PM
#19,
You are an idiot. If her stomach never bounced back after the third baby, it would show more from the side. You're just mad that she's had 3 kids and still looks hotter than your fat ass.
51. hot pudding - February 22, 2008 7:51 PM
#45
nope. neither male nor black. perhaps you should have chosen to defend your honor rather than guessing someone's race and gender based on a post. or perhaps there is no honor to defend.
52. I'm Yer Daddy - February 22, 2008 8:03 PM
#38. Thank you.
The pics in the gold one peice are TERRIFYING. Where are her boobs? Where? I looked and looked, it's really creeping me out.
53. Greg House - February 22, 2008 8:22 PM
man Heidi and Seal make a great couple.
plus...we all want to secretly bang Heidi Klum...
well me not so secretly...
but yeah...
54. johnny5 - February 22, 2008 8:33 PM
Heidi and Seal must have an open relationship...I can't imagine Seal fucking her for a long period of time....wolf
55. crazy otto - February 22, 2008 8:38 PM
....seriously Will, another crazy over the top sports character parody?..........i always had a thing for the Farrah hair doo dough
56. TJ - February 22, 2008 8:46 PM
How this pretty girl could EVER screw and suck that blue-gum scar-faced negro, I'll never know. Bet her family is still puking, especially after she dropped one of his mole babies. Eeeew.
57. Mick - February 22, 2008 9:20 PM
I usually agree with people on her when they say some chick has a bad body. I don't agree with them today. Heidi looks great. She doesn't have the greatest body ever but she still has a great one.
58. cavy - February 22, 2008 9:40 PM
I think that everyone who posts negative comments about a celeb's body has to first post a picture of their own body....a lot less comments would be made!!
59. geraldo poco - February 22, 2008 9:59 PM
She's the most annoying cunt model ever
60. [dAn!] - February 22, 2008 10:02 PM
Her head looks weird in the first picture
61. otisSPUNKMEYER - February 22, 2008 10:10 PM
#58 is a pervert. You must be lonely.
I believe we should all be entitled to a Heidi Klum photoshoot... shotty anus!!
62. chloesmith - February 22, 2008 10:14 PM
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club 'uniformedCupid dot com'. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
63. FRIST!!! - February 22, 2008 10:21 PM
#58, there ya go (like I care)
Anywho...I've seen Klum like a hundred times and ALWAYS thought she was very average looking, but these photos of her are (I'm embarrassed to say) fantastic.
And whoever doesn't like Will Farrell is an asshole. Elf is my favorite movie!!!
64. ECM - February 22, 2008 10:22 PM
Heidi Klum looks absolutely amazing. For all of you female haters out there who are size 11+, you wish you could look half as good as her. She is stunning and in incredible shape. I cannot stand heavy girls who are self loathing and so jealous that they knock beautiful and sexy women to make themselves feel better about their pathetic appearance. Show a little pride in yourself and actually go to the gym.
65. FRIST!!! - February 22, 2008 10:23 PM
Wait, (sorry) there's more...I agree with whoever said something about another sports spoof movie, that's kinda what I thought when I saw commercials for this one.
66. tony - February 22, 2008 10:42 PM
So hot and sexy! I like those hot girls. I will tell you a secret that i found many bikini girls on one dating club bbwconnect.com. They are hottie and charming. Maybe you can check it! Good luck to everyone! lol..........
67. Laudanum - February 22, 2008 10:47 PM
I think I just realised what it is; she's got a short torso. Now I have a long body, and to be honest, I wouldn't swap it for long legs. I prefer my smallish but strong midget legs!
68. cavy - February 22, 2008 10:53 PM
#61 your a total moron - listen up asshat....I was making the statement, that anyone who has the nerve to put down a model/celeb's body, needs to prove that they, themselves, have a better body - you know..."those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones", but I guess you don't have 2 brain cells alive to figure something that simple out - and where in the hell do you get "pervert" out of that?
69. Laudanum - February 22, 2008 10:55 PM
Plus, BOOBLESS in that disgusting gold get-up, looks like some kind of "special" trash bag. I SO should've been the stylist.
70. Woods - February 22, 2008 11:06 PM
WHAT A WHORE. WONDER WHAT HER HUSBAND SEAL THINKS OF THESE PHOTOS.
71. anon - February 22, 2008 11:33 PM
Hands placed strategically to cover her nasty cellulite.
Can't SI find somebody fresh and young who's willing to peddle their meat like that old whore?
72. SucreKid - February 22, 2008 11:36 PM
Hey Cavy (68/58)... the guy (or lady..) obviously knows what you're talking about. He was merely exploiting the fact that you would modify "pervert" into a verb, and gock at those who post their own picture, then rip apart hot ass models. There's no morales on this website man - go somewhere else... it's called "the superficial" dumdum.
73. tam - February 22, 2008 11:38 PM
heidi is heinous. she's become so annoying on project runway. i am slightly obsessed w/ will ferrell though. http://tampham. blogspot.com
74. FRIST!!! - February 23, 2008 12:02 AM
Yayyyy!!!!!!!!!!!I love being superficial!!!!!!!!!!
Sad that I have nothing better to do on a Friday night than to bake banana bread and watch Ghost Whisperer, but not every night can be party night, shit. Crap it's on, gotta go!
75. FRIST!!! - February 23, 2008 12:04 AM
Hey, when did JLH's ass get so big??
76. cavy - February 23, 2008 12:23 AM
#72 - I honestly don't think that #61 knows what the hell anyone is talking about, but I do agree that this is 'theSuperficial' and I shouldn't get my panties in a wad, so in the spirit of shallowness....Shitney Spears is God, Entertainment tonight rulez and Lindsay Lohan doesn't need rehab!!!!!
77. FRIST!!! - February 23, 2008 12:31 AM
Heyyyy...cavy, don't EVER say those things! I get what your point was completely. I hate on people all the time who have better bodies than me, but then again, I can also appreciate some, and then again, I love JLH. AND I am plastered all over the internet, judge me all you want, I don't think I'm great, but I do ok...
78. cavy - February 23, 2008 12:45 AM
#77 - believe me - I'm never on the 'comments' this much, but I'm getting a week's worth of Superficial and Perez out of the way ....anywho #77 - I'm not judging (just saying that 99.9% of the posters are way uglier than the celebs they're hating on) - I'm cute, but not perfect, so I would never talk shit about Heidi Klum - I've never given birth, let alone 3 times , and I'm still not near her perfection!!! Time to check out Perez....Have an awesome weekend bitches!!!!! (said with love)
PS: get well Britney!!!!!
79. Confused - February 23, 2008 12:49 AM
And I thought one of the reasons she was famous was her boobs.
80. Apparently Cavy Isn't Employed for the Brains - February 23, 2008 12:57 AM
#58
If everyone who is paid tons of money for nothing but her looks actually deserved it, there would be fewer negative comments.
81. cavy - February 23, 2008 1:05 AM
#80 - Touche (but your 'name' isn't very nice) lol
82. Odin - February 23, 2008 1:06 AM
She was always attractive but not as hot as most of the other supermodels out there. She really should have thought through having kids with Seal. That first kid was disturbimg . A waste of fine Nordic genes. It's one thing to be a coal-burner, another to have his kids.
83. Binky - February 23, 2008 1:40 AM
I find Will Farrell about as funny as my last fart.
(No offense Will. Sometimes, if you're, like, at a party, and you quietly walk to a corner and let one go. It is sort of funny. Oh. And Will. 9/11 was an inside job)
So Binky wakes up And it's like OMG - what did I do last night ? So I eventually crawled back and looked at the Ricci thread - {ignoring the Stengal - 'Don't look back they may be gaining thing.'}
Cliff Notes : I think last night you were advocating mass murder, and ridiculing citizens trying to gain meaningful employment at the Pentagon.
Binky : Whatever. The thing that bothered me most was that people commenting afterwards were sort of 'supportive' as they say in the 'hope' industry. So I decided to fully research the ad I had seen at Job-Opolis.
(still reading? Sometimes my comments tend to drag)
HELP WANTED
We see over a hundred of our staff murdered.
But won't ask any questions.
And won't release any tapes.
The Pentagon
(free parking)
New Pentagon Employee (NPE) : Well I've always loved it as a geometric form - but what really sold me was the free parking.
84. SucreKid - February 23, 2008 3:18 AM
-Mommy... is Binky the handicapped one?
-Yes! Very good Michael
-And Brain's the smart one?
-Well it's not fucking that guy ^^^^^^^
85. Anal Fistula - February 23, 2008 3:30 AM
HKlum has fantastic legs and a ripe body. personally i'd rather be inside of that hot as hell hawaiian chick in this years' swimsuit issue. that ho is so fertile her twat could grow pastureland in the desert.
anyway, i'm sure all of you haters are having sex with supermodels these days, right? have fun banging your respective sea-creatures and trolls.
86. farty_mcshitface - February 23, 2008 4:10 AM
farty is still here!!!!!!!!!
87. FRIST!!! - February 23, 2008 4:11 AM
Yellow ledbetter
88. maya - February 23, 2008 4:35 AM
I expected it to be funny and sexy. It's neither. I'm sure Heidi Klum normally looks great, but she doesn't here. Bad make-up, angle, photoshop? Legs are terrific, though. Bad 80's-inspired photos. Make that very bad.
89. cb - February 23, 2008 5:18 AM
She always looks great, but it's her voice and accent that are so appealing. To top it all off, she's got that witty sense of humor that Germans are known for.
90. pinkdate - February 23, 2008 7:32 AM
they r so cute ... if u wanna see more hot pics , u can view pinkmingle.com , and there u can find what u need..LOL
91. abbey - February 23, 2008 9:44 AM
heidi klum sucks dick. if i were seal and had towake up next to that fug face and man-body every morning, i would hang myself. she's a whore and will ferrell's a has-been. nice spread, fags.
92. Barack - February 23, 2008 9:47 AM
Just to be clear, Heidi's married to a black guy, not a n i g g e r. Whitney Houston was married to a n i g g e r.
93. Cate - February 23, 2008 10:05 AM
Christ all of you haters have shit for brains. I'd really hate to see the bulemic, unhealthy, lifeless women you think are so perfect if you think Heidi Klum looks terrible. Ridiculous. Please, go on living your miserable existences where you'll never find happiness because 99.9% of the women in the universe will never live up to your expectations.
94. La Frascatana - February 23, 2008 10:15 AM
The pictures on the basketball court are beyond Photoshop -- they're anime. Especially the second one where she's pushing Ferrell's back and grimacing.
The ones in the limo are more realistic, but even scarier. Look at the one where she's holding the unfortunate pseudo-comedian's nose and unhinging her Seal-swallower. Apparently some people find this hot, me, it's like trying to masturbate to The Scream.
95. GG1000 - February 23, 2008 10:22 AM
If God is good to me, I will never, ever have to see Will Ferrell in tight clothing again for the rest of my born days. Yes, dude, you have an ugly body - get over it already. She looks great, by the way. Three kids and you could bounce a 10-pound dumbbell off those abs.
96. MArk - February 23, 2008 11:02 AM
Wow~She is absolutely sexy and gorgeous! I love these pictures of her. I am so glad she has posted a personal ad with many bikini pictures at Richromances.com. That is a site only for beautiful people.
97. Marke - February 23, 2008 11:04 AM
Wow~She is absolutely sexy and gorgeous! I love these pictures of her. I am so glad she has posted a personal ad with many bikini pictures at "Richromances.com". That is a site only for beautiful people.
98. Rabbi Schiller - February 23, 2008 11:29 AM
It's good to see her with a White guy for a change, rather than that hideous congoid.
99. Iago - February 23, 2008 12:48 PM
#43 (Ted from LA):
In most cases "I don't give a shit" implies you couldn't care less. However, you seem pretty fond of your own crap, if you like to inspect your work when you're through. Maybe you should pick another comparison. "I don't give a Paris Hilton," perhaps? Actually, no. That's too much PR for her (but you mentioned the Hepatitis incident and my brain made the natural association: fecal matter >> disease >> Paris Hilton). Come up with something on your own. You seem creative, if overly fond of your own excretions...
100. amber - February 23, 2008 1:26 PM
You're all retarded
101. Gack - February 23, 2008 1:27 PM
I love that she has such a good sense of humor. Those pics are great, and she looks AMAZING for having pushed out 3 kids.
102. Ted from LA - February 23, 2008 2:16 PM
#99,
I don't give a lago what you say.
103. JeanLover - February 23, 2008 2:38 PM
I didn't know Will had jungle fever. I mean, Seal is so black that some of that has rubbed off on Heidi and made her like biege
104. Laudanum - February 23, 2008 3:22 PM
Shit, I've just realised what she looks like in the first picture! A pissed-off looking praying mantis. Fucking insects...
105. Nathiest - February 23, 2008 3:27 PM
Will you're making white men happy everywhere, thank you.
;)
106. Ted from LA - February 23, 2008 3:34 PM
Monday's Headlines:
KFed Allows Britney To Visit Kids So He Can Go Drink Beer
107. Becca - February 23, 2008 3:55 PM
I really don´t understand why so many people think of the germans as: racists, nazis etc. of course every country has its douchebags but I have NEVER EVER read a single racist comment about Heidi and Seal on a german website.
But EVERYTIME I read the comments here or other US blogs there are at least 2 -3 people who write suchs stupid things like "why did that white girl marry such an ugly black guy?" "why did she get knocked up by that n*****? he`s an ape" and even worse....
It´s so sad that there are still so many stupid ignorant people who actually believe that bullshit!!!!
108. lal - February 23, 2008 4:31 PM
wat a fgging hore
109. FatDrunkAndStupid - February 23, 2008 5:26 PM
I thought the model was Heidi Montag at first. Almost comical how much they airbrushing they did to Heidi Klum's fat ass. Looks nothing like her. Wish she would just stay in Germany with her deformed gorilla of a husband and leave us alone.
110. ha ha - February 23, 2008 8:12 PM
#105
white men love sloppy seconds.
111. KitKat - February 23, 2008 8:51 PM
Amen to 107. Some of you need to grow up and get past your racism. You're jealous that she could actually be happy, regardless of what people around her might say, with someone who doesn't fit YOUR ideal of beauty. I admire that she doesn't let it hold her back. Obviously, Seal makes her happy, and she is not ashamed of him, so who is anyone else to complain? SO childish. Maybe she isn't the most scholarly type out there, but in spite of being a supermodel she seems more grounded than some of you pigs that are so hung up on looks.
112. envious - February 23, 2008 8:53 PM
I would LOVE to have her body at her age.
Is that Sarah Jessica Parker on the left in the back of the disco pics?
113. radiohode - February 23, 2008 8:59 PM
The boots she's wearing on the first picture, are they baskeball boots? Never seen them in Norway.
114. Celebrity fan - February 23, 2008 9:34 PM
Now I am not sating that I can’t get a lingerie model, but it seems like the lingerie model pecking order goes: Actors, Ball Players, Singer then bloggers …
115. brittney - February 23, 2008 9:52 PM
go klum
116. brittney - February 23, 2008 9:52 PM
go klum
117. soiled KitKat litter - February 23, 2008 10:03 PM
Thanks for the reprimand (on what's obviously a jokey, fuckaround site)...MOM. (since you love all-caps for emphasis).
You must be dry as sawdust. I pity your "man."
118. SUCK IT Britney Haters - February 23, 2008 10:10 PM
" LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Kevin Federline has agreed to give ex-wife Britney Spears visitation rights with their two young sons, his lawyer said Friday. Federline attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said in a statement the former couple has agreed to a modification of a court order that had stripped Spears of her visitation rights. The statement did not provide more details"
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She'll always be given another chance, and she'll never leave the spotlight.
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Why? Because she's waaaaaaaaaaaaay more interesting than you.
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119. miss bree - February 23, 2008 10:13 PM
wow superfish is slipping i havent lol-ed in weeks.
i guess they sent the funny writers over to geekologie, which is always hysterical.
120. TED FROM L.A. HIJACKER - February 23, 2008 11:05 PM
We want you Ted.
And we're coming for you.
121. Arguman - February 23, 2008 11:23 PM
#112: She's 34! wtf are you talking about "at her age"?
And what do people see in her anyway? She bought her face and her tits and looks like she ate one piece of lettuce the day before the shoot. Yeah, ok, that's beauty. *rolls eyes* she needs tons of makeup to look like a knockout.
122. Hitler - February 23, 2008 11:27 PM
A Nazi and a Jew playing basketball together. The world is coming to an end.
123. katie - February 23, 2008 11:38 PM
Am I the only one who thinks her head looks detached from her body in that first picture??? Weird.
124. Laudanum - February 23, 2008 11:56 PM
I know, PRAYING MANTIS.
125. Seal Klum - February 24, 2008 1:11 AM
I don't mind sharing my hot wife with the world. She only has eyes for the seal meat.
126. Me - February 24, 2008 1:48 AM
Haha what I think is funny is that the fake crowd in the background is looking in the other direction.
127. i - February 24, 2008 3:41 AM
hes fckn ht
128. Whinnyhouse - February 24, 2008 5:13 AM
She looks HOT, he looks NOT.
129. michy - February 24, 2008 8:47 AM
where have her boobs gone?
130. douchette - February 24, 2008 11:53 AM
friggin hilarious! i enjoyed each pose more than the last. awesome parody done with consummate
klum might be a dumb blonde with blonde moments, but she has a great sense of humor, and these totally work.
anyone who can't see past the boobies and the afro to enjoy the awesomeness of these images deserve the world of darkness they apparently live in... muahahah. no, but seriously, lighten up a bit - you just might escape the black hole of dense matter you're currently living in.
131. douchette - February 24, 2008 11:54 AM
poise!
with consummate poise is what i was looking for there.
132. Jones de Richards - February 24, 2008 12:35 PM
Phenomenally Huge http://www.spymac.com/details/?2346662
133. Dominique - February 24, 2008 12:54 PM
You people are stupid... you really think he is a loser but he has more money than all of you together. AN that she is a whore?? Come on!!
All of those pictures are advertising, and she is cute, has a nice body and a complete professional.
134. LadyJane - February 24, 2008 2:43 PM
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135. (*)(*)--->* * - February 24, 2008 4:13 PM
WHERE ARE HER BOOBS??????
CHECK THE ONE PIECE GOLD BATHING SUIT PICS, IT'S FUCKING SCARY.
WHERE DID THEY GO? SHE MUST BE WEARING PADDING IN THE BIKINI PICS.
(*)(*)---> * * boobies to NO boobies
????? WHAT THE FUCK
) : me NO likey
136. Dani - February 24, 2008 4:23 PM
...yikes.
137. Kimberly - February 24, 2008 5:00 PM
Where's the picture with Will Ferrell biting Heidi Klum's ass in the back of the limo?
138. Warghost - February 24, 2008 5:19 PM
She looks like Lars Ulrich in that first pic. Hahahahaha!
139. Celebrity Autographs - February 24, 2008 6:21 PM
Damn I wish I was Will.
140. Binky - February 24, 2008 7:02 PM
# 43 Ted. I didn't see your comments previous.
Great minds think alike I guess - never been much of a Farrell fan either. Didn't see the skating one. And 'Ricky Bobby' trailers were enough to say - 'Never Again'
Heidi's another matter of course.
141. Binky - February 24, 2008 7:07 PM
# 84.
Never did see that cartoon.
So. Not sure of the reference.
I'll run it by a little kid and get back to you !!
Just kidding....Inside job ?
142. Ted from LA - February 24, 2008 7:13 PM
Hi Binky,
What are you doing posting so early? You're usually a 2:00 AM guy, aren't you? I can't take these pictures of these two dumb fucks anymore. Beer. It's what's for dinner.
143. Binky - February 24, 2008 7:15 PM
How are your stocks doing ?
Preparing Happy Hour for Oscars
144. Ted from LA - February 24, 2008 7:29 PM
Not worth a shit. I haven't seen any movies this year, however, I still watch the Oscars. Do you have any stocks you're hot on?
145. Gerald_Tarrant - February 24, 2008 7:36 PM
And the Academy Award for Best Documentary, Features goes to:
Cliff Notes, for 9/11 Was An Inside Job.
146. Binky - February 24, 2008 7:46 PM
Cliff Notes : Thanks Gerry !
I'm wearing the Truth this year, (Gianni's gone the way of the 3000 etc..)
147. Binky - February 24, 2008 8:10 PM
One's doing ok Ted. TMZ on TSX-V since we talked - but nothing fantastic.
I've seen about half of the movies. Ok 'films' as they say in the industry. The guy from No Country for Old Men should be unleashed on the Bush administration.
The twerp from Juno was pretty good at playing herself. She used to be on Trailer Park Boys - which is sort of a Canadian 'Dynasty.'
Think the evening would take a lot of coffee. Hasn't event even started yet and we're already sick of it.
148. Hurray - February 24, 2008 8:28 PM
I always love pics that make me feel good about my own boobs, waist, ass or skin.
I don't mind seeing Lohan's nude pics again to reignite my happiness, especially since I'm almost twice her age.
There is God.
149. Gerald_Tarrant - February 24, 2008 8:36 PM
Ugh, will someone kick Jon Stewart's ass? He sucks. Stick to your schtick. He's palatable with his political stuff. Entertainment jokes, sit down Jon. If he keeps it up though, he'll be dead before too long because he is dying right now.
150. malicious - February 24, 2008 8:52 PM
he has such potential to be funny then does dumb shit like this
151. Ted from LA - February 24, 2008 9:03 PM
#148,
Please send picturres. John Stewart is off to a slow start. I could do better writing my own shit. I hope the former stripper wins tonight. Is it just me or are kids sports completely out of control in our society? What's up with Cathernine Zata Jones and that really old fucker sitting next to her. We need more pics of people like her and less Paris, blah, blah, blah...
152. Binky - February 24, 2008 9:08 PM
It's been painful to watch.
Did you see Regis interviewing some extras standing in an alley ?
The Globes this year,just reading the winners,blow this away in the presentation.
Cliff Notes : Stewart's first talk show WAS cancelled. Context maybe ? WTF ?
Binky: Don't worry Cliff. They just brought out 'The Rock' to pick up the comedy.
153. LL - February 24, 2008 9:13 PM
People who may be watching the Oscars: Quick! Turn to FX to see "Transporter 2." You already missed the part where the hot blonde with no boobies but great legs shot up the doctor's office, but there's still plenty of Jason Statham goodness left. After that, don't know what I'm gonna watch. Nobody bothers to counterprogram against the Oscars so tonight's TV is pretty lame.
To the person who said Heidi's gotten fat: where? I know they're promo pics, so Photoshopped, but still... she could gain 50 pounds and still be hotter than 90% of the females on earth.
154. Binky - February 24, 2008 9:29 PM
Don't think I have the FX channel #153.
But I agree Heidi's gr8 !!
But this show is terrible.
This may kill Jon's career even more than him ignoring the '9/11 was an inside job thing' and welcoming Pervez the Assassin 'Dick-Tater' on his show.
Oh. Well. It's not over. Maybe The Academy has a few 'knock, knock' jokes to look forward to.
Stay tuned.
155. Binky - February 24, 2008 9:34 PM
(Is it just me ? Or all these chicks wearing the same red dress ?)
156. Binky - February 24, 2008 10:03 PM
Cliff Notes: Now that #145 has confirmed my 'best documentary award'. I was hoping I would get it from,say, the 'Jersey Girls'.
Binky : Sorry Cliff. Those chicks apparently have TOO many questions !!!
This is the America.
You're stuck with Jon Stewart.
The NWO feels a lot safer that wAy.
157. Binky - February 24, 2008 10:16 PM
Cliff Notes : Well #145. Until I can get the award from the Jersey Girls. I'm going to have to refuse it. ( Much like George c. Scott years ago)
Binky: Deep Cliff. I always thought you'd try and pawn it on E-bay.
Cliff Notes : Bink - NP
158. Binky - February 24, 2008 10:47 PM
Binky:You hit the link and immediately you know John Lennon would have been a Truther.
Cliff Notes: We're drowning in a sea of mediocrity BInk.
Arthur C. Clarke : Tell me about it Bonky's friend. The Space Station is nothing like I envisioned. I don't think NASA even has the Jupiter project 'on the boards' as they say in the industry. And the Moon Base ? WTF!!???
Binky : It's B I N K Y Art. But I agree. Maybe we'll talk on the weekend.
159. Binky - February 24, 2008 10:52 PM
He would have been a truther immediately.
He was John Lennon.
160. Laudanum - February 24, 2008 11:33 PM
*snorts with laughter*
161. fgaer - February 24, 2008 11:40 PM
I would like her asshole.
162. fgaer - February 24, 2008 11:41 PM
I would lick her asshole.
163. Binky - February 24, 2008 11:41 PM
And why is that # 160 ?
Comments ?
Inside job ?
Are you new here etc ?
164. Binky - February 24, 2008 11:43 PM
#160-162 Inside job ?
Any comments ?
165. Binky - February 24, 2008 11:46 PM
Especially you # !60.
Waiting
166. Binky - February 24, 2008 11:53 PM
# 160 Any comments on the link ?
Cliff Notes : Good plan Bink.
Binky: : NP.
167. Binky - February 24, 2008 11:59 PM
Cliff Notes : They could have been snorting with laughter at 'Will Farrell' Bink. Binky: Get Real. This #160 shill needs an education.
168. Binky - February 25, 2008 12:34 AM
Cliff Notes : Is this link racist Bink ?
Binky: Not sure Cliff, but 9/11 was an inside job, and I'm beginning to have a problem with the 'Dancing Israelis' ?
And, like, the Pentagon will obviously never figure it out ,they're just happy they have free parking, type thing...
But look at all the people in the Bush Administration with duel citizenship. USA - ISRAEL Unfortunately America. Type thing. Most all other democracies - more than one party.
Binky: Go Nader. Nader's a selfless genius.
If he loses - just kill them all and the world will be on your side.
How many people in other parts of the world do you think support the American Neo-Cons ?
Answer : None or less.
Party's over for those pricks. Obama is the just less damaging shill.
Read Quigley.
Go Nader.
169. Binky - February 25, 2008 12:48 AM
He probably won't win - there's no IQ test with the vote.
But if McCain wins - at least we'll know the gene pool is improving.
Because many, many more stupid Americans are willing to be killed as a result of 9/11 being an inside job.
Have fun with the wars America.
Keep a look-out for the 'evil-doers'
170. Laudanum - February 25, 2008 1:03 AM
Are you an actual person, Binky? 'tard...
171. Binky - February 25, 2008 1:12 AM
Santa : Yes Virginia - there really is a Binky.
Any comments on 9/11 Laudanum ?
Be quick.
172. Binky - February 25, 2008 1:14 AM
And I think if we take a vote here - you'll be on the low end of the 'tard 'vote.
But welcome to the site.
173. Laudanum - February 25, 2008 1:14 AM
No
174. Binky - February 25, 2008 1:17 AM
I didn't think so.
Game over.
175. Binky - February 25, 2008 1:21 AM
VampireFreaks dot com
isn't really in my universe right now.
Sorry.
Vote McCain, have a Twinkie, and don't ever worry about what I say.
Cliff Notes : And go away.
Binky : Good point Cliff.
176. Laudanum - February 25, 2008 1:21 AM
No seriously, how old are you, and why do you insist on peddling 9/11 being an inside job crap? Plus, do you have MPD?
177. Binky - February 25, 2008 1:29 AM
It's not crap. You're crap.
Jet fuel didn't bring down the twin towers.
Explain free fall collapse speed. Motel metaql in the ruins..
It was an inside job.
178. Binky - February 25, 2008 1:31 AM
metal *
(someone was twisting my arm and screwed up my spelling)
179. Laudanum - February 25, 2008 1:32 AM
Great answer(!) From that what I asked must of course be true.
180. Binky - February 25, 2008 1:33 AM
Molten * metal (oh shit)
181. Laudanum - February 25, 2008 1:34 AM
Wanking?
182. Binky - February 25, 2008 1:35 AM
What's MPD ?
And did you grad from kindergarten ?
183. Laudanum - February 25, 2008 1:36 AM
We dont do "kindergarten" over here.
184. Binky - February 25, 2008 1:37 AM
Inside job . Luad ?
Are you a shill ?
Didn't get the free fall speed thing. Please Explain.
185. Laudanum - February 25, 2008 1:38 AM
The who?
186. Binky - February 25, 2008 1:42 AM
You're worse than a shill.
You're just some lame weirdo trying to direct people to your feeble site.
No offense.
9/11 was an inside job.
Fuck off.
(No offense)
187. Laudanum - February 25, 2008 1:44 AM
Nah.
188. Binky - February 25, 2008 1:51 AM
Inside job #187 ?
189. Laudanum - February 25, 2008 1:52 AM
Suck on my big toe.
190. Binky - February 25, 2008 1:58 AM
You sound like Richard Perle or Bill Kristol.
That's when I feel like googling 'Urban Moving Systems'
When the reality kicks in - I see where you're coming from and I feel a bit better.
(No offense)
191. Laudanum - February 25, 2008 1:59 AM
Mines bigger than yours.
192. Binky - February 25, 2008 2:00 AM
Well Ok or Wolfiwitz - all you dual citizen guys !!
Whatever...
193. Laudanum - February 25, 2008 2:01 AM
You want to suck it, suck it good.
194. Binky - February 25, 2008 2:01 AM
Your what - criminality ?
Yes - I agree you'll all be killed.
195. Laudanum - February 25, 2008 2:03 AM
Now my ankle?! Binky you bad, bad boy.
196. Binky - February 25, 2008 2:03 AM
Inside job ?
197. Laudanum - February 25, 2008 2:04 AM
Your hands WHERE?!
198. Italian Stallion - February 25, 2008 2:11 AM
@122 LOFL..........
I don't think Will would hit it after a nagger like Seal aka Scarface.........
199. jada - February 25, 2008 9:26 AM
she's hot.
200. michelle - February 25, 2008 9:58 AM
Will Farrell - ugh not one of my favorites at all
Heidi Klum - beautiful face, great legs and very in shape, but she's never seemed very curvy to me, she's got the bane of white women everywhere the flat ass. She also has my problem... more of a "H' figure than a hourglass.
201. Juatin - February 25, 2008 10:20 AM
Wow...how about that?
Will Farrell is in that picture!
Thanks for pointing that out...lol
202. Hmmm - February 25, 2008 10:41 AM
It's Monday morning. That was up on Friday. Update please?
203. EuroNeckPain - February 25, 2008 10:53 AM
Best pictures of her ever taken. I love the hair.
Of course all this material must be photoshopped a lot, but she still is first class.
204. Will Ferrell Fan - February 25, 2008 1:20 PM
Opening this friday y'all!
205. 9/11TRUTHWILLCOME - February 25, 2008 4:09 PM
HEIDI KLUM LOOKS SO GROSS! EWWWWW!!! HOW DOES ANYONE THINK SHE'S HOT?!?!?! SHE'S SO LANKY AND LOOK AT HER RETARDED FACE!!!! WILL FERREL IS A DISNEY SELLOUT.
206. N.Y. Ted - February 25, 2008 4:13 PM
I read once that Heidi’s Grandpa was Herman Goering the Commander of the Nazi Luftwaffe!
207. FRT - February 25, 2008 4:18 PM
Hey Binky...no offense bud...but are you receiving professional help!
208. Binky - February 29, 2008 5:01 AM
No.
Where were you daze ago ?
Inside job?
(Get this guy's IP)
209. herpesdating - March 4, 2008 6:26 AM
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210. Eric - March 5, 2008 10:06 AM
Where's the one of him biting her ass? It was on Leno.
211. Lana - March 7, 2008 10:46 PM
Why are you so horny and transparent? It's disgusting.
212. marie - March 16, 2008 1:58 PM
VULGAR AS ALWAYS
213. Luis - March 16, 2008 2:01 PM
THANK GOD WE HAVE PHOTOSHOP!!!!