Feb 13 2008Tyra Banks craps herself
Okay, I don't know whether this shit (Hi-yo!) is true, but the buzz is model/diva Tyra Banks crapped her pants during Fashion Week in New York. Here's the horribly written first-hand account from magazine blogger Fabian Basabe. Then again, if I witnessed a Tyra bowel movement, I'd probably have trouble effectively communicating and maintaining consciousness:
I was asked to film an interview for a new project but being busy reporting the massacre it is during fashion week for paper magazine - by far my favorite assignment - I had to squeeze the interview in between shows and, in order to have it easy for everyone, i arranged to do it backstage at the tents in the w suite. Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because... ready?... Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now, let’s break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger that 90, then it should be one, single, very unfortunate episode which will bound you to be made fun of forever and you can’t complain about it. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra’s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC fashion week. Hmmmh... could it be that Tyra messed herself before? or just that her entourage is so organized that in case tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don’t know... but all these thoughts were twirling in my mind when in horror I was watching such an abomination, feeling so alone in the world. Meanwhile, everyone is looking at me, to see if i was going to throw a fit because i now have a production crew and no place to shoot. Excuse me please, the suite is great but i think I’m gonna go, you know...
Could Tyra Banks be a serial pants-pooper? I've always sort of suspected but never really had the journalistic integrity to voice such a theory. What's most surprising is that Janice Dickinson isn't running naked through the streets proclaiming to the world that Tyra shit herself. I figured she'd be all over this and even take out a billboard in Times Square. I'm sure it would read something classy like, "Hey, Tyra, I'm 90 and I don't need Depends. Love, Janice. P.S. Lose weight." Ah, the bonds of sisterhood.
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Reader Comments
1. 1 MILF Hunter - February 13, 2008 12:32 PM
Maybe she sharted herself. Tried to sneak a lady-like fart and got more than she bargained for.
2. deaconjones - February 13, 2008 12:33 PM
I have once crapped my pants you douche bag. It's not a big deal. You scoop it out with your hand and go on.
FRIST you smiling cunts.
3. Gerald_Tarrant - February 13, 2008 12:33 PM
Please STFU about this now Fergnauster. Thanks.
4. Snarf - February 13, 2008 12:33 PM
Finally!
Thanks Superficial!
By the way, Tyra also threatened to sue a Cancer Patient last week! What a fucking fat pants-shitting bitch!!!
5. Kirbykidx - February 13, 2008 12:34 PM
Wow. I knew she was insane, but Jesus.
You aren't frist deaconjones, I am.
6. Tits McCholo - February 13, 2008 12:36 PM
that fabian bitch was on the trust fund kids reality show, and man, he is a worse pansy than the discharge from my vagina. Delicious!
7. j - February 13, 2008 12:36 PM
poop
8. deaonjones - February 13, 2008 12:38 PM
I'd eat that poop out of her pants. I love big women.
@5 fuck you
9. beep - February 13, 2008 12:38 PM
Those models take lots of laxatives to keep skinny...it wouldn't surprise me if she was taking more in the days before the event in a neurotic effort to look extra good. Somebody must have snuck up behind and goosed her - voila, liquid poo projectile.
10. Fonzenoon - February 13, 2008 12:38 PM
Someone needs to shit on her!
11. wyland - February 13, 2008 12:39 PM
This fat bitch still poses like she is a model or something.
12. Aerialgreen - February 13, 2008 12:40 PM
So it finally happened, Tyra's crap overloaded to a exploding point.
13. deaconjones - February 13, 2008 12:42 PM
fuck you all. You are all assholes. Tyra had an accident. That is IT!
14. will - February 13, 2008 12:42 PM
Ok why the fuck can't anyone say FIRST instead of FRIST...
15. Burt Destruction - February 13, 2008 12:43 PM
Fabian Basabe is definitely acting quite high and mighty. I have let out many wet farts in my lifetime and have come to one conclusion; Never get too attached to any pair of underwear. Doo doo happens
16. Aaron - February 13, 2008 12:44 PM
She might be taking that stuff alli that causes your ass to leak when you eat greasy food.
17. #2 - February 13, 2008 12:45 PM
I'll drop a hot lunch on her.......MMMMM!
18. Guy - February 13, 2008 12:45 PM
The title of this post should be 'Tyra Banks gives birth'
19. Judd - February 13, 2008 12:46 PM
Its probably from too much ass sex...if you get stuck in the ass too many times, I'm sure it just sneaks out every now and then!!! I'd hate-fuck her in the ass too!!!
20. K-Swan - February 13, 2008 12:50 PM
Tyra has IBS. That's a well-known fact. So perhaps the stress made her bowels irratable at fashion week.
Sometimes shit like this happens. How embarrassing, though. Poor woman.
21. Walter - February 13, 2008 12:51 PM
She is probably taking the Allie diet pill. It can do that to you.
22. Walter - February 13, 2008 12:51 PM
She is probably taking the Allie diet pill. It can do that to you.
23. deaonjones - February 13, 2008 12:51 PM
@19. You would know!
24. D. Richards (Nauseous.) - February 13, 2008 12:52 PM
This is the begining of the apocalypse. I am horrified thinking of the smell.
Anyway, look, Tyra just has a loose ass. It's simple. That, tripled with the laxatives she uses to try and help her lose those ugly, blubbery hips, and the undercooked chicken gumbo she had for lunch, made for an incredible mess.
Tyra's servants are very loyal.
25. IKE - February 13, 2008 12:54 PM
I bet she's taking a diet supplement with ORLISTAT as an ingredient. It could give you 'uncontrollable diarrhea' and flatulence.
Just curious....is there a "controllable" version of diarrhea?
lol
Shits is shits, right?
:)
26. hurang - February 13, 2008 12:55 PM
Man a fat, loud mouthed bitch who thinks she is hot, and she shits her pants???
TYRA BANKS SUCKS!!!
27. Racer X - February 13, 2008 1:01 PM
This story stinks!
28. Sophie - February 13, 2008 1:03 PM
Thanks for the spandex pictures with the "Tyra shit her pants" story.
**puking**
29. Poopypants - February 13, 2008 1:04 PM
who else is she going to shit?
30. Robert Mosler - February 13, 2008 1:05 PM
Since she knows that she is a fatty, I assume that she is taking either Alli or a ton of laxatives... and from hearing the news, that stuff happens a lot. It probably has happened before, and that is why she has the change of clothes.
31. Tony - February 13, 2008 1:06 PM
It seems incredibly more likely that she just spilled something on herself. I mean, wouldn't it be worth not having a dress with wine or whatever all over it if you're going to appear at these things?
32. tanya - February 13, 2008 1:07 PM
It's all the laxatives she's been popping to loose weight.
Dia reeeeee ahhhhh
33. D. Richards (Louse.) - February 13, 2008 1:07 PM
I'm not sure if I should bring this up right now, but Frist shit her vagina once.
34. Rachel - February 13, 2008 1:09 PM
OK, so I do see that other people thought of this, but maybe she is taking a diet pill of some sort? Like Alli, which can cause some sort of oily anal leakage?
I had a friend, who was actually obese and therefore actually had a real reason to try diet pills, who had to stop taking his diet pills because of constant anal leakage. Now, I'm not saying she should be taking these things, but I have a bit of sympathy for her if this is why it occured.
35. youmama - February 13, 2008 1:09 PM
when you're sliding into first and you feel a little burst.................................
36. Jenny - February 13, 2008 1:11 PM
Tyra has IBS? You mean Insane Black Shithead? Yeah I knew about that.
37. Anonymous - February 13, 2008 1:12 PM
D. Richards,
Seriously, dude, give up the comedy. You're not good at it. You try, but you always fail. Try driving a truck, I think that may be more your speed.
38. Jess - February 13, 2008 1:12 PM
She probably ate one of the losing contestants on ANTM. Bags of bones don't digest well.
39. lys - February 13, 2008 1:16 PM
I'm on Alli and it definitely has caused some embarrassing moments. What is a girl to do when she is at work and she has crapped her pants? I am not lucky enough to have an entourage to sweep me away and change my diaper. I do sympathize with Tyra some, but I don't have anybody to scrub the shit stains off my panties
40. deaconjones - February 13, 2008 1:18 PM
@39. I would
41. my comment - February 13, 2008 1:18 PM
Unchecked, her weight could reach whale-like proportions. So keep taking those diet pills Tyra, we don't mind a little *spillage* here and there. It's worth it.
42. lipper - February 13, 2008 1:20 PM
I swear I see the outline of a cock on her right leg. Seriously, its creeping my ass out! Tranny Tyra? That would explain SOO much.
43. FCS - February 13, 2008 1:22 PM
Your supposed to drop the Cosby kids off at the POOL Tyra.
Not the pants.
44. Katrina - February 13, 2008 1:24 PM
I'll bet she's taking that diet pill Alli. One of the side effects is leakage from the rear. Seriously.
45. noone much - February 13, 2008 1:25 PM
My suspicion would be serial abuse of laxatives to try and keep her figure. Classy!
46. D. Richards (Surgeon.) - February 13, 2008 1:26 PM
#37. Please. I have more comedic talent in my testicles than your poor father did when he created you, and your siblings.
Wait, I take that back; I'm know your mother is a downtrodden flapper and any man that can keep a straight face while fucking a midget obviously has great a sense-of humor.
47. deaconjones - February 13, 2008 1:27 PM
@2 and 8
Alright people, it's pretty obvious to me that the fat cunt "iwish"is trolling me again, I think she secretly wants my cock, but she cant have it cuz she's a quivering sack of fat cells
that said, Tyra probably shit herself from all the laxatives she's eating so she can lose the thunder thighs that she's "proud off"
Id still titty fuck her though....
48. Pixie - February 13, 2008 1:28 PM
Well to be fair to Tyra, there has been a lot of nasty stuff going around, she might have had diarrhea. Shit happens you know :-)
49. deaconjones - February 13, 2008 1:33 PM
@47. Shut up troll. I am the REAL deaconjones!!!! And there is no way I'd titty fuck that huge fucking black wannabe sexstar. No way. Not with yours. Not with your dogs.
50. TetraShiva - February 13, 2008 1:35 PM
I have no idea what all of you are talking about, crapping your pants doesn't just happen. You have to put yourself in the position to make that happen. I don't think I've ever crapped my pants past 8.
Man, I am so cursed now, aren't I?
51. RichPort - February 13, 2008 1:36 PM
Maybe agreeing to anal right before the show wasn't such a great idea after all.
52. Hill - February 13, 2008 1:36 PM
Holy shit I don't care if it is from too many laxatives or an accident, that is HILARIOUS! Guess that's what you get for being a bitch.
53. Anexio - February 13, 2008 1:42 PM
Am I the only one, yet again, that sees this story for what it is?
Jesus H. Christ
Clearly the woman is into anal fisting. Tyra Banks' butthole in it's closed state is big enough to allow two baseball bats and and a Brazillian Anaconda to rattle around in there.
Everybody knows this.
P.S. I like you D. Richards. ...and Number 37 you can go stick your head up Tyra's ass, theres plenty of room in there so bring your sister.
54. gotmilk? - February 13, 2008 1:42 PM
it probably is Alli. who is THAT desperate to lose weight that they risk having involuntary anal leakage? jesus people, just eat less and hit the treadmill.
55. The Office Whore - February 13, 2008 1:46 PM
I second 53-
56. kimmy - February 13, 2008 1:47 PM
it's from abusing laxatives and diet pills. happened to me too when i used to do that.
57. feg - February 13, 2008 1:47 PM
"soil" doesn't mean shit, foo. maybe she started her period unexpectedly.
maybe she laughed or sneezed & a litte piss came out. it happens.
although I am leaning towards believing its that Allie stuff that makes the oily ass juice. there's no miracle pill to lose weight, it all leads to death & destruction. eat better and exercise.
58. deaconjones - February 13, 2008 1:55 PM
@49
Obviously you're not the real one if you wouldnt fuck her. Go back to your other name and grab another pint of Ben and Jerry's
59. Jesse - February 13, 2008 1:56 PM
She has a seizure disorder, assholes. When people have seizures they often lose control of their bladders and bowels. In Tyra's case, her seizures can be triggered by certain types of music, and I think somebody was fucking with her when they put on Muddy Waters.
60. misery bunny - February 13, 2008 1:58 PM
i would've dropped a comment earlier, but this story itself worked as a laxative. i'm about a half lb. lighter now, but i did make it to the jane. thanks fish and tyra.
61. gits - February 13, 2008 1:59 PM
How can an IBS pants-crapper get so fat? She must eat 20 cheeseburgers a day. And the low-quality type, with the gristle that shoots through intact. Her ass-istants must love that.
62. Take off the hairdo monkey - February 13, 2008 2:01 PM
Zikes what a nasty fucking ape. How oh how could that happen unless her anus is stretched ??? Sodomite.
And as for D. Richards. If anyone would be familiar with this kind of disorder it would be him. Ole Hand Hole himself. Fist fuckin' Frank. Palm punched in the pooper. Crap canal cadette. Shit-shoved. Turd Nerd.
Yes the ole boy probably writes all these comic gems while sitting on a bucket, cuz well hey, the ole plumbing just don't hold the gravy under the potatoes like way way back in his anal prime. Not there is anything inherently wrong with any of this.
63. Zang - February 13, 2008 2:05 PM
At least her "she's not fat!" defenders have something to work with now. Her ass isn't fat, it's just caked in feces so it looks bigger than it is.
64. Whitney - February 13, 2008 2:05 PM
Colitis (sp?), maybe?
65. mips - February 13, 2008 2:16 PM
Fabian is such a stool pigeon.
66. maitre d' - February 13, 2008 2:18 PM
Good evening, Ms. Banks. Yes, your table is right here...would you like me to push your stool in?
67. deaconjones - February 13, 2008 2:24 PM
Hopefully she'll start a trend of restuarants building toilet seats into their chairs, i swear to god Taco Bell and the Olive Garden's business would double.
The shrimp fettucine alfredo?? Holy shit, my guts start imitating the liquid plumber commercials after the 3rd bite.
68. Anonymous - February 13, 2008 2:25 PM
Hey Jesse,
Muddy Waters beats the living shit out of most crap that passes for music these days. What are you, fucking fourteen years old? You probably think Beyonce is real music, you fucking dolt.
69. Brown n Serve - February 13, 2008 2:25 PM
Damn she has that feces camouflage tan anyway. How could a brutha (or a cracka) know if she threw out meal on a dawg's anal Andy? Damn. If you be's drunk you might zip that sucka back in yo pants with a twin entwined on the shaft.
70. meow - February 13, 2008 2:29 PM
Tyra needs to stop encouraging stupid fat bitches. I mean, its one thing to be fat, but when your fat AND a stupid bitch, its disgusting. I'm so tired of hearing fatasses say that they're "curvy" No wonder they took her show off Fox. Gluttony is a sin
71. Backdoor Entrance - February 13, 2008 2:35 PM
Tyra probably crapped in her pants because she does anal. "shit" happens when one does anal.
72. BunnyButt - February 13, 2008 2:45 PM
So she did #2 in her size 2.
She's a size 2, right, like JLH?
73. Tightie Whities - February 13, 2008 2:46 PM
I have anal and have never crapped myself. Proves all of you 12 year olds wrong! Ha!
74. Ted from LA - February 13, 2008 2:46 PM
Let he who has not shit his pants toss the first turd.
75. Auntie Kryst - February 13, 2008 2:49 PM
@74 I never shat my pants during Fashion Week. I've also never been to Fashion Week.
76. RichPort - February 13, 2008 2:56 PM
I once shit my pants during fashion week. I was 2...
77. FRIST!!! - February 13, 2008 2:59 PM
I heard about this story last week on idontlikeyouinthatway.com, first of all, and second of all,
I'M FRIST!!!
I'M THE ONLY FRIST!!! AND NONE OF YOU WILL EVER BE FRIST!!!
heh heh
78. misery bunny - February 13, 2008 3:00 PM
# 62 still mad about not making grand dragon? life is just so unfair.
79. Captain PP - February 13, 2008 3:02 PM
"Kiss my fat black ass!" Uh, ok - just as soon as you change your poop stained britches...
80. hausfrau - February 13, 2008 3:11 PM
She either has a dick or the biggest labia in human history. GROSS.
Why do fat chicks insist on showing off their bodies?? Just put on a nice mumu and call it good, for God's sake. If you want to jiggle around in front of a mirror in the privacy of your own home, good for you. Don't subject everyone else to your disgustingness.
81. shanipie - February 13, 2008 3:24 PM
She over reacted soooo mcuh when people called her fat for the first time.
You all remember her TV breakdown.
HAHAHAHAHAHA can you imagine her reaction to everyone saying she messed herself during fashion week?
OMG, classic.
but I mean, its not her fault. She's fucking old...thats why they make depends yall.
82. Costco:It's What's For Dinner - February 13, 2008 3:37 PM
The poor slobs that work for her probably thought it was safe to go see what Tyra wanted because her cell phone wasn't in reach. After they found out that their shitty job just got shittier, it was pay back time and they called the various media ....
83. Dick Richards - February 13, 2008 3:47 PM
Numbers 53, 55, and 62. Thanks. You're very kind -- I love you all. Muwwaaugh!
I heard anonymous likes his boys black and has a profile on:
'TinyWhiteMales4HungBlackStuds.com'.
84. jennifer - February 13, 2008 4:31 PM
She could be taking that Alli diet pill. I heard it makes you...have accidents.
No shit...I read it somewhere.
85. Joe C - February 13, 2008 4:51 PM
@39 "I don't have anybody to scrub the shit stains off my panties"
Wouldn't you just throw them away?
86. Abi - February 13, 2008 4:53 PM
Duh! That's what happens to fat pigs. They crap themselves. You can't expect them to know how to use a toilet.
87. Zinc - February 13, 2008 4:55 PM
Finally we know how/why she came up with her "fierce" look. But honestly, if you have to grind out a grumpy, just walk a few feet to the nearest bathroom. Talk about a lazy nigga.
88. sicasso - February 13, 2008 5:29 PM
Mayor Bloomberg is thinking of making Tyra's ass one of the official boroughs of New York City. While Brooklyn is already taken, it seems an equal amount of shit steams out of Tyra's bunghole and into Manhattan everyday, too. I love New York? Not when Tyra's in town. Find a couple of empty parking spaces and sit your ass down, Assclown.
89. moobs - February 13, 2008 5:31 PM
i love it when people take "medicines" as candy.
its just a health problem waiting to happen.
/only takes meds when completely necessary, and nothing that has to be taken for "days" only "as needed"
90. Spiraticus - February 13, 2008 5:32 PM
Why is Tyra Banks' turd news? What there something special about it?
91. Joe Celeb - February 13, 2008 5:57 PM
I would still motor boat that bedonkadonk
92. Becca - February 13, 2008 5:58 PM
I've shit myself twice last month. Thats what i get for forcing a fart. I've now learned my lesson.
93. Katie - February 13, 2008 6:03 PM
Maybe she is on that alli stuff. I hear it makes you crap your pants. It even warns you to bring extra clothing with you. And people did say she was fat, maybe she took it more personal than said.
94. Ted from LA - February 13, 2008 6:20 PM
#92,
Do you have a Tickle-Me-Elmo?
95. El Ces - February 13, 2008 6:20 PM
What's this have to do with those huge funbags of her's?
Get me some pics.
96. #78 sweety sweety - February 13, 2008 6:23 PM
As a matter of fact I am not upset as I never ran for Grand Dragon. Our leader is a competent, racist redneck of long-standing in our (white only) community. It has been a pleasure to despise all of you sub-humans under his wise and noble tutelage for all these honorable years. Just like my father and his father and my son one day shall.
Sorry shitskin, you are not welcome. We are whites only here. Don't take it personally it aint you it's just your skin color and your big fat black ass.
(chugs the remaining half of his 32 ounce tall boy and throws it out the window towards the sidewalk where it hits a young mexican couple's stroller, soaking their 4th baby in the cold)
97. Famous Plastic - February 13, 2008 6:49 PM
Could be true. Tyra could be using the ol' laxative diet to lose weight. Old habits never die...Laxatives can be verrrrry unpredictable.
98. ATL in NYC - February 13, 2008 6:52 PM
1 word: Alli
99. mon - February 13, 2008 6:57 PM
laxatives
100. fuck you - February 13, 2008 6:58 PM
Fuck all of you, you ass wipe losers, I don't believe this shit (no pun intended) from a nobody reporter who no one's evem heard of!
Trya is a better person than any of you drooling stinking cunts!
101. Elle - February 13, 2008 7:27 PM
Maybe it was her period
102. hurang - February 13, 2008 7:34 PM
MAN! WHAT A FUCK, STUPID, LOUD-MOUTHED BIATCHHHHHH!
I BET SHE STINKS TOO IF SHE IS ALWAYS SHITTING HERSELF!
103. cheesy - February 13, 2008 7:40 PM
Is that a penis in her tights?
Maybe or it might just be a long chocolate donute (pun intended).
104. assface - February 13, 2008 8:13 PM
Check out the forehead camoflauge (sp?).
Tyra, Rhianna, and Lil' Christina Ricci.
Birds of a feather.
105. Wallgreens Clerk - February 13, 2008 8:42 PM
It's that new diet pill, Allie, it make everyone incontinent. The people at the Depends company must be loving it.
106. White Trash Woman - February 13, 2008 8:45 PM
I want my husband to take me out to Dinner for Valentine's Day, but he said that he won't because ever since I've been comming to this site, I lick my knife and talk about poop all the time. Is that a bad thing?
107. Yourfairytale - February 13, 2008 8:45 PM
She's said on ANTM that she has a stomach condition, which might mean she has something like Crohn's or IBS. So it's really not that funny.
108. snarf - February 13, 2008 8:59 PM
#107
It's funny because Tyra Banks is a loud-mouthed, fat bitch who threatened to sue a cancer patient this last week if that patient badmouthed her show for making her leave her two kids in a parking lot (one of whom is blind) and get a shitty weave (that was the extent of the Tyra Bank's show's "Makeover") that was so terribly done that the cancer patient's scalp got infected so she had to go to the emergency room as well as get her head shaved. The cancer patient asked for an apology and instead got threatened with a lawsuit from the Tyra Banks show.
That's why this is funny.
109. beautiful - February 13, 2008 10:05 PM
OMG, she is amazing. I love her so much. Can't wait for seeing more pics about her. BTW, I seem to see her profile with many nice photos on a millioniare dating site. It seems called Richkiss.com. I'm not sure if it is her or not. You guys can check it there. Sorry I forget her nickname there.
110. fried ricer - February 13, 2008 10:09 PM
One, She says, like JLH (size 2 my ass), that she is not fat...right.
Two she is ugly and a hugh bitch. Man please go away.
111. A LEXXUS - February 13, 2008 10:29 PM
MY FRIEND'S (THE BAND V.I.P. PARTY BOYZ) WERE ON TYRA SHOW LAST MONTH BECAUSE THEY WERE DOING AN INTERVENTION FOR BAND MEMBER BEAR'S DRUG ABUSE AND TYRA SENT HIM TO REHAB, BUT DURING THE COURSE OF THE SHOW SHE TOTALLY GAVE BEAR SHIT FOR SHITTING HIMSELF WHILE ON DRUGS, AS IF!
112. lame - February 13, 2008 11:45 PM
Hey 109 - her nickname is poopy pants. Ahahaha!!!
Now go fuck yourself.
113. Robo - February 14, 2008 12:16 AM
Is it me, or is there a penis bulge in Tyra's picture?
114. ughhhhhh - February 14, 2008 12:34 AM
http://www.bizarremag.com/sleaze/interviews/6438/sasha_grey.html?xc=1
^Article that mentions Tyra telling a porn star she'll need to wear diapers in the future. Ironic!
115. Green cheese - February 14, 2008 1:31 AM
gee someone who promotes self esteem and all that bullshit really seems that insecure. She really doesnt look fat to me and she doesnt need to lose weight either.
116. ldjfksd - February 14, 2008 2:32 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19587389/
IT MAKES YOU SHIT YOURSELF IF YOU CHEAT ON YOUR DIET
haha stupid fat black bitch
117. Odium43 - February 14, 2008 3:25 AM
Wow, her entourage must have a high suicide rate. And, is it just me, or does she look like she's had a mild stroke in that straight on photo?
118. James - February 14, 2008 4:35 AM
Tyra, honey. You know I love you but please, lose a few. I'd say you'd be safe with 25lbs.
119. alex oz - February 14, 2008 5:39 AM
tira looks like whore
120. Barkingrex - February 14, 2008 9:29 AM
"Kiss my ass!" Uh, no thank you, Tyra. No. God, no. Baby Jesus, no. Don't ever show your ass again.
121. fergernauster - February 14, 2008 9:56 AM
Ah... sweet.
THANK YOU, Superfishy, for posting this shitty piece.
I can now rest satisfied, with my feet propped up and COCK-TAIL in hand for the remainder of the day.
122. Missystar - February 14, 2008 10:41 AM
You guys are in rare form today. Thanks for making me snort like a wildebeest.
123. stephiphany - February 14, 2008 12:02 PM
I remember hearing her say she had IBS so I could believe this.
124. inna booty - February 14, 2008 2:02 PM
did she jump around the room and throw her feces?
125. brooke - February 14, 2008 6:20 PM
Sounds to me like she either had a wicked virus or most likely she's using laxatives to lose weight (which is an type of disorder kind of like anorexia, bullemia ect.) , and if she is using laxatives she better get help because it is a very very dangerous road to go down. That is very sad and pitiful...What is more sad and pitiful is these supposed role models abusing drugs or abusing their bodies and preaching against it to others.
126. brooke - February 14, 2008 6:21 PM
OH and I have IBS and I don't go around crapping my pants, I'm just saying...Sounds more like laxative abuse!
127. charlotte - February 14, 2008 6:50 PM
umm.
are you sure "messed herself" is what she heard?
a much more likely answer, she "MADE a mess of herself"
as in, spilled a drink, makeup explosion, et cetera.
128. Sweets - February 14, 2008 8:21 PM
Tyra did not crap herself.
And even if she did why would we rip on her for it.
Geez.
125 shut the hell up
129. Lexi - February 15, 2008 5:07 AM
I was also thinking of the diet pill "Alli" when I was reading this post. Yeah, it's true that you need to buy diapers with those pills.
130. Lexi - February 15, 2008 5:09 AM
I was also thinking of the diet pill "Alli" when I was reading this post. Yeah, it's true that you need to buy diapers with those pills.
131. Chihirosan - February 15, 2008 7:18 AM
guys, come on. Perhaps she just got her period. 'Messing' oneself is not automatically shitting one's pants, is it?
132. KingBling - February 15, 2008 7:50 AM
What a load of crap !!!
133. Kenny Lavitz - February 15, 2008 10:15 AM
Did she film it as I'm well into scat at the moment, i've even been turning down my mums aunt bessies yorkshire puds for a bit of turd action
134. Emily - February 15, 2008 8:48 PM
She has IBS....She talked about it on Americas Next Top Model. Its a pretty shitty illness to have....my friend has it. You can't control your bowels sometimes. Ick.
135. hobieluv83 - February 15, 2008 8:49 PM
In Tyra's defense, SHE HAS IBS! IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME. Shit (no pun intended) like that happens.
136. hobieluv83 - February 15, 2008 8:49 PM
In Tyra's defense, SHE HAS IBS! IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME. Shit (no pun intended) like that happens.
137. stacey - February 15, 2008 8:56 PM
perhaps she's on alli! or IBS or laxative
138. El Chinko - February 16, 2008 2:25 PM
was it self-induced?
didn't keep the weight of though
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140. KELLIOSO - February 20, 2008 12:16 AM
Maybe it was blood from her crimson wave, not shit. That's a bit much.
141. KELLIOSO - February 20, 2008 12:18 AM
And she's NOT FAT. She's a REAL, beautiful woman, not an invisible self-hating piece of shit.
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