Feb 1 2008Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon have intercourse

He's cheating on his wife?????

Surprisingly, the douche Sarah was funny. I bet she had help.

I can't believe his wife is okay with that. It might have been funnier if he wasn't married with a kid.

Wow some of these comments are retarded...
It's a joke your idiots lighten up...

hilarious. even matt damon was pretty funny too.

good clip. 3, dont take it too seriously, moron.

#4 you'd better not be talking to me, I was just trying to be first without claiming first and couldn't think of anything funny to say at the time, yeah, I have issues, that's what therapy is for. My mom abandoned me as a child and once whe---oh, sorry..

I hate that mean spirited skank. She is not funny just disgusting. Oh I get it she was F U C K I N G Matt Damon. So that's it? The whole jist of the joke? Wow!!! Genius! Her shows displace humor with vulgarity cuz that is all she really has. Childish cuntery.
Of course, God prefers her so it is all good $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Did anyone else hear a faint refrain of "Scotty Doesn't Know" in the background? No? Just me then?

Who in this line of comments is a mean spirited skank?

I'm guessing #7

Anyone else?

That clip was funny BTW

I can't even get the fucking thing to play because Eva Longoria is fucking popping up all over the screen. It's one thing to pimp ad space on the site, but you should give a shit enough not to want ads for some horrible movie interfering with the actual content of the site. People don't come here to get bombarded with bullshit ads and you guys should the stones to tell advertisers "no, I'm sorry, you can't shit all over my website to promote your crappy movie."

"should HAVE the stones," that is.

Harrumph!

personally i thought it was pretty fuckingmattdamon funny.
xrist, very refreshing change from the britney and heath soap operas.

to #8 no your not alone thats what it reminded me of to.

The joke is Kimmel ends every episode by saying "We've run out of time--my apologies to Matt Damon". Not sure if that ever really did happen and he just kept saying it or he just thought it was funny when other talk show hosts had to apologize to a guest when they actually did run out of time and he chose Damon as his "guest" to apologize to because their friends or he thinks he's a douche or whatever---ANYWAY, that's why it's funny. I love they You Got Served part the best.

That was funny and Jesus is magic.

#3

matt damon's wife was a single mother working as a bartender when he met her. he's wayyyyyyy out of her league. he knows it and she knows it. he's the sexiest man alive. she can't do any better than this. she already sold her soul to satan to snag matt. she doesn't have anything else to bargain with. she can't afford to protest shit. matt probably bangs supermodels in bed while his wife holds his wife makes everyone sandwiches.

#3

matt damon's wife was a single mother working as a bartender when he met her. he's wayyyyyyy out of her league. he knows it and she knows it. he's the sexiest man alive. she can't do any better than this. she already sold her soul to satan to snag matt. she doesn't have anything else to bargain with. she can't afford to protest shit. matt probably bangs supermodels in bed while his wife makes everyone sandwiches.

Hey, didn't they meet on retardedfuckingcelebs mingle.com?

LMFAO!!!!

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Sarah Silverman is hilarious and this clip is another great example of it. Matt Damon is great in this as well, as yes - it reminded me of "Scotty Doesn't Know" from EuroTrip! LOL

Jesus #7, who pissed in YOUR Cheerios this morning? You need to get a sense of humor you mindless tasteless HUMORLESS skank.

It actually reminded me of "Daddy Wasn't There " from the same films... but kinda funny for a second, like "Dick in a box".. but with two dicks.

If you look quickly it looks like "Janice Dickinson bikini" is a picture of fucking doucht robot.

...and who gives a shit about this unfunny crap it's no "dick in a box". Even though Justin Timbersnake is a stooge that video was insanely funny. Jerry O'conell was funnier too.

hey #7 lighten up. if you don't like her then don't watch her shit. i mean really, watching something you don't like just so you can make fun of it is lame. just because you have a hard time with the humour doesn't mean you are right.

I never thought the skank was funny and I still don't. It's pathetic when whores have to result the cursing and vulgarity to try to get a few laughs. It shows that they are not smart and witty enough to be a real comedian. The best comedians of all time never had to be lewd and crude.

Shit, that was Eurotrip..I was thinking Austin Powers. because I'm a retard...like your mom.

If they did fuck, it'd be weird because the really hairy ass would belong to the chick.

LMAO!
that was HY-larious and I've never been a fan of Sarah Silverman's.
It would have only been better if I was f-ing Matt Damon!!!

The people who hate SS hate her because she "dissed" Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards show. Also today there are still 50 people weeping here about Heath Ledger. All of them have comments that seem agitated and breathless because their noses are being pinched by a celebrity's butthole.

I'd have sex with Sarah Silverman. Though I'm not so sure it would be good sex because people that use shock humor are normally very uptight, boring, and placid people in real life (Hmm). Revealing.

In truth I'm more in to Sarah's sister, Laura Silverman. Sure Laura's nose is hooked like a tensed index finger, but her ass and legs are pretty nice. And I read that she's down for third input (ass; for the laymen) too!

Everyone RELAX! I'm f'ing Betty White and she's got great-great grandchildren!

@28 Mandy, You have your head up your ass. I thought her "dissed" of Paris Hilton was kind of funny. But that was the only time she was funny. She is a no talent ugly lesbo, just like you..

it's almost as funny as the Over Her Dead Body promo that popped up over this video. bombomchi

caljenna66

I got that too. Scotty doesn't know is funnier though. But this was good.
I love the people that are bitching about his wife being upset. Wow you people must be highly evolved. Really. It's a joke and you really need to get some working brain cells.

that was frickin hilarious

I could see Matt Damon fucking...Matthew McConaughey.

Not as funny as today's news - huge suicide bombing in Baghdad. How'd they do it? Strapped explosives to 2 mentally retarded women. Two birds, one stone...

that was the funniest thing sarah silverman has ever done. and it still wasn't funny.

Good stuff. Silverman is gross though.

I don't get her vulgar attemps at humor. She needs to go back to Jr. high school. Maybe she will be appreciated there.

The Natalie Portman rap on SNL kicks the shit out of this thing, and probably cost far less to produce.

Sarah SIlverman sucks.

Silverman has some crappy ass jokes, I don't know how anyone can endure her.

I love Silverman! She is hilarious. Comic gold! Comic gold!!

That was funning.

Now I can go do a song about boning Matt Damon's wife. Of course, I;d prefer to ream Ben Affleck's wife. But apparently he can't sing.

This is one of those things that seems like a really funny idea in theory. And maybe someone could look past it when they first are together. But after 5 years?? Not the best thing, girl. You just sold out your relationship for a cheap laugh, in private you'll be crying.

This bitch relies on vulgarity and idiocy and her ummm media connections. Like her sister Amy Winehouse, if she were a white girl she would be an unknown. And you know this. But hey, according to the Talmud, I don't even have a soul, so what do I know.

Matt Damon was freaking hilliarious in his cameo in Eurotrip. I think that is the funniest thing he has done.

You know what I hate more than having a syringe full of aids pricked into my eyeball? Sarah Silverman

What I like best about the Kimmel-Silverman relationship, is that it is based on TOTAL EQUALITY.

They get to shave each others' backs, and everything else together too.

SUPER,
If you think this is the funniest thing Damon's ever done,
you haven't seen any of his "dramas" yet.

I'd fuck Matt Damon.

Never thought Silverman was funny, until now.

I'm shocked !!! I thought that Jew bitch only fucked Andy Dick !!!

haha that was great! i cant say she's not funny anymore

haha that was great! i cant say she's not funny anymore

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@54 I'm on to you. Get out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE

Matt damon was pretty funny in Euro Trip.

oh you two rascals....
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That was some funny sh*t and I don't EVEN like Sarah Silverman. I also didn't know that Matt Damon had it in him. Awesome!!

that was contrived and trite

Is there anyone more annoying than Sarah Silverman? How the hell does she get on TV? She's about as funny as food poisoning.

this was OK but Matt has been funny before...Will and Grace (YouTube it) or for anyone who has sen the first half hour of Euro Trip:

Scotty doesn't know
That Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday!

He thinks that she's in church
But she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees
and Scotty doesn't know....

Yes that punk band singer was Matt Damon with a shaved head and some piercings!!!

"So Matt, I want to make a video saying I'm fucking you and I want to air it on Jimmy's show. YOU also have to say I'm fucking you, on camera." Matt?? Maaaaatt??? What do you mean we have a bad connection? Helloo?"
:)
He probably felt bullied in to doing it, If he didn't she'd kick his ass.
Why is she so manly?

Would have been funnier if Sarah wasn't in it. Man, that woman is a rancid cunt.

Jimmy fucking Kimmel is her baloney pole when she needs it good!

What the fuck does that say...????

She is awesome and a great example for young women today. I have seen her profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named "Marry Millionaire dot com". Many rich guys contacted her.

this kyke bitch stopped being funny like two years ago.

SHE SAID THE F-WORD OMG COMEDY GOLD!!!!!!!!!!

Give me a break.... This ugly heeb needs to go away. And who told Matt Damon he was funny?

This is just another Hollywierd circlejerk......

Can I fuck sarah?

#39"Vulgar"?? Alright Miss High Brow poopy pants-who's holding you hostage on this site...there's some real mensa material in here...

2 things:

#57, you'd rather have a drug dealer in the white house than a republican?

How do you play scrabble on-line?

Sarah Silverman is hot looking babe with perky natural hooters , but every time she opens her mouth I hear the song "Airhead" by Thomas Dolby

Sarah Silverman has no comedic virtue at all. How she got to where she is amazes me. Like how Woody Allen escaped prison for child molestation and how Amy Winehouse is around with a "old style American black singer" voice ummmmmm when she is a nasty English jew in actuality angers me too.
I guess Woody was too good for punishment? OK to molest kid?? It is? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he is chosen so it is ok then. I see.
Sarah replaces humor with filth and cuntiness. But then, some of you apparantely live like that so I guess to some of you that is funny. Some people thought Hiter was ok too. And that is none of our business. Great.
Mensa? Here? What does that have to do with anything?
My personal opinion is that Sarah PreciousMetalWoman would not be anywhere without the hidden hand. Good to preordained.
Oh, shave your big pussy hair. It is all the way up your stomache and hanging down out of your shorts dear. Not very ladylike. And douche. Showering is ok.

should have been you, Ben Affleck!

(some of you need to lighten up a bit, sheesh)

awesome clip. i can't believe that ho actually made me laugh.

and all the morally outraged here can suck donkey dick as far as i'm concerned. holy mitt romney supporters in the house.

the iwatchstuff guy is a douche. sarah is hilarious.

excellent pity that he has wife .. kinda makes you why did he made this video
he is too hot
#72 right on should have been BEN

all of you shut up, stop taking it seriously, and try to understand the comic genius that are jimmy kimmel and sarah silverman.

Matt Damon can suck a dick.

Fuckin funny,... that is all

I appreciate the comedic attempt but it got old really fast. Not a fan of her - all I've seen is vulgar and rude. And I agree it might be funnier if he weren't married with a child (even if it's not his).

that was funny as hell. you can't have thin skin and like sarah's style of comedy.
i LOVE vulgar and rude.

Sarah Silverman is an unfunny horse/ferret/camel faced whore cunt. But I suppose this bit IS kind of funny because I doubt Matt Damon would touch a fugly shitstain like Sarah Silverman with a 20 foot pole. Matt Damon fuck Sarah Silverman? HAHAHAHA! I guess it is funny. At any rate, the fans of Silverman and Kimmel are retards "The comic genius that are Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman?!" Yep, they're all retards.

My favorite part was when they got all ethnic and danced liek gheto teenagers.

She never really made me laugh but this had me HOWLING!

...and wash her nasty mouth out with soap, try to be creative - on other words try to be funny without being scandalous/vulgar/shocking/demented/idiotic/insensitive (oh yeah that would leave her with nothing EXCEPT her nasty wide open nostrils. Ugly skank.
Does anyone know what spawned this bitch, I don't watch tv.

Little girl with pony tail and dirty mouth. Ha ha. Funny. Not.

#7

You need to get fucked by Matt Damon. Hell, by anyone.

I'd rather look at Rosie O'Donnell's ass than look at Sarah Silverman's face

#85

Please punch your mother in her ugly face for having you. I fuck my wife. You? Ahhh, you can't get laid? Damn. That must suck.
How does hating a cunt mean I do not have a life? Damn you sure are witty.

I'd rather look at Rosie O'Donnell's ass than look at Sarah Silverman's face

fuck whore cunt bitch dyke asshole....i'm a comic genius!!! it doesn't take much to entertain retarded people

#87

Awww... So you can only get fucked by giving a woman the rest of your life? A lot of us must have been pretty lucky for being able to fuck attractive people without that promise. Hell, I don't even need to buy them dinner.

Dude, if you could get so fired up just seeing something like that, you seriously need to get a life.

I wish I was fucking Matt Damon!

I saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on richsoulmate.com, a dating site for celebrities and wealthy singles to mingle. Believe it or not. The profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Charlie Sheen has found his perfect match there. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy.

I cannot believe the number of commenters on here that are saying that Sarah is "not funny", "she's vulgar", "she's an ugly heeb", blah... blah... blah... You guys wouldn't know humor if it was seeping from your outbreaks. Sarah is a funny, funny woman.... I suppose the rest of you are busy going to see 27 Dresses and First Friday this weekend. Because that's just "comedy gold" in your eyes.

I got married because I love my wife. You can't understand this? We are mutually attracted and I get laid almost whenever I want. I mean if you are not married and have sex more than I do than that makes you a nasty slut. That's your problem. VD infested cunt.
Shut up.
Preciousmetalwoman is still a dirty pig.

Hey everybody how about a nice shit sandwich? ... just kiddin' i wouldn't waste them on you guys anyway. Every comedian knows that there are two subjects that get instant laughs.. profanity and drugs... but they usually save those for all the seedy comedy clubs with all the drunken patrons and Las Vegas... Silverman is a one act pony.. basically "fuck me please" which is cool because she has a hot bod.. Gotta love Matt Damon.. fuck yeah! Ok now you all can go back to your assinine rants and hater bullshit.

You guys are just jealous, because she's FUCKING MATT DAMON!!

#94

ALMOST, sweetie? You must be terrible in bed. She must be imagining other guys while being fucked by you or is already fucking other guys.

I'm willing to bet you your wife is not as clean as I am. I don't even get a yeast infection. Why? Because I don't fuck a low life like you. Just because one can fuck anyone she wants, doesn't mean that she will. Sorry you can't understand that because apparently your wife is desperate enough that she could be fucked by you.

I am in terrific physical condition and good looking as is my wife. You would want me but sorry, I am taken. That's ok though. You can find love on the street corner.

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
them. what a f slur..

wow how do you follow up a post like #98's?

uh it was funny. and i think sarah is kinda cute. i'd tape her mouth shut but she's quite fuckable.

The venom dripping from some of these posts is pretty scary. Feels like a Christian forum.

I think she is annoying, but this was funny.

Wasn't this Silverman yenta a regular on SNL or MadTV?

Anyone else here fucking Matt Damon?

I remember watching Silverman's live "comedy" routine in NYC-about ten years ago. She had some red dye poured onto her crotch and pretended that she just started her period. WOW-that's entertainment.

The whole "baby-voiced"-"dress like a junior high school girl"-then, "swear like a merchant marine on Jack Daniels" is getting old.

She's a "one-trick pony" for sure.

The only reason that she gets ANY publicity is because she's dating Kimmel.

I think she's disingenuous and used up.

Typical JAP.....

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Listen up here 97....just who the hell do you think you are. Re-read what came out of your mouth....just how fucking hot do you think you are? Apparently not that hot, otherwise you would be off doing something else other then ripping on someone whose looks are a complete mystery to you, just like you probably find personal hygiene and tact to be a mystery (btw, yeast infections have sooooo much more to do with than sex, you uninformed fat cunt) . I know exactly what you are HON, you are probably pushing 250 and the acne on your face is often confused for small tumors. So, if you want to try to give it out, play in your own little junior league skank, cause the big boys will shut your tuna flavored vag down. So, buy some jeans that fit cause I guarantee you people are sick of seeing your muffin top, and go locate a bra in the high F-cup that hopefully will cut down your quad-boob action. How can you really be such a super-bitch to someone for no reason....I have officially opened season on your ass tubby, watch out, change your name or something, cause I am gonna ride you like the gas-station attendant you call “Daddy” rode your broke ass mother!!! Bring it on; let’s see how sad you can get

Listen up here 97....just who the hell do you think you are. Re-read what came out of your mouth....just how fucking hot do you think you are? Apparently not that hot, otherwise you would be off doing something else other then ripping on someone whose looks are a complete mystery to you, just like you probably find personal hygiene and tact to be a mystery (btw, yeast infections have sooooo much more to do with than sex, you uninformed fat cunt) . I know exactly what you are HON, you are probably pushing 250 and the acne on your face is often confused for small tumors. So, if you want to try to give it out, play in your own little junior league skank, cause the big boys will shut your tuna flavored vag down. So, buy some jeans that fit cause I guarantee you people are sick of seeing your muffin top, and go locate a bra in the high F-cup that hopefully will cut down your quad-boob action. How can you really be such a super-bitch to someone for no reason....I have officially opened season on your ass tubby, watch out, change your name or something, cause I am gonna ride you like the gas-station attendant you call “Daddy” rode your broke ass mother!!! Bring it on; let’s see how sad you can get

Listen up here 97....just who the hell do you think you are. Re-read what came out of your mouth....just how fucking hot do you think you are? Apparently not that hot, otherwise you would be off doing something else other then ripping on someone whose looks are a complete mystery to you, just like you probably find personal hygiene and tact to be a mystery (btw, yeast infections have sooooo much more to do with than sex, you uninformed fat cunt) . I know exactly what you are HON, you are probably pushing 250 and the acne on your face is often confused for small tumors. So, if you want to try to give it out, play in your own little junior league skank, cause the big boys will shut your tuna flavored vag down. So, buy some jeans that fit cause I guarantee you people are sick of seeing your muffin top, and go locate a bra in the high F-cup that hopefully will cut down your quad-boob action. How can you really be such a super-bitch to someone for no reason....I have officially opened season on your ass tubby, watch out, change your name or something, cause I am gonna ride you like the gas-station attendant you call “Daddy” rode your broke ass mother!!! Bring it on; let’s see how sad you can get

Listen up here 97....just who the hell do you think you are. Re-read what came out of your mouth....just how fucking hot do you think you are? Apparently not that hot, otherwise you would be off doing something else other then ripping on someone whose looks are a complete mystery to you, just like you probably find personal hygiene and tact to be a mystery (btw, yeast infections have sooooo much more to do with than sex, you uninformed fat cunt) . I know exactly what you are HON, you are probably pushing 250 and the acne on your face is often confused for small tumors. So, if you want to try to give it out, play in your own little junior league skank, cause the big boys will shut your tuna flavored vag down. So, buy some jeans that fit cause I guarantee you people are sick of seeing your muffin top, and go locate a bra in the high F-cup that hopefully will cut down your quad-boob action. How can you really be such a super-bitch to someone for no reason....I have officially opened season on your ass tubby, watch out, change your name or something, cause I am gonna ride you like the gas-station attendant you call “Daddy” rode your broke ass mother!!! Bring it on; let’s see how sad you can get

#38 sad but i laugh

Hey # 87, 94, 98, 106-109. Is that you, Ethnic Originality Dude, from the Kelly Brook thread a couple of weeks ago? I recognize the anger in your posts. I'm not going to give you a hard time today because I agree that Sarah Silverman is pretty vulgar, though this video makes me laugh. I think Matt Damon is a really good sport and a totally genuine guy. His wife is probably laughing her ass off too, because she really does get to "Fuck Matt Damon" on a regular basis. Lucky lady. Cheers.

I do not remember Kelly Brook I just talk crazyiness for fun!!!!

OK 112, I'm glad you're not that guy, he was a racist prick. Sorry.

Haha that's some funny shit.

Are you guys that are saying you cant believe he cheated on his wife actually fucking serious??? It was a joke dumbasses.

In general, I'm not a huge Silverman fan- I think that while she has a few funny moments spread throughout her comedy CV, as it were, her shtick mostly rests on the fact that she's a woman and vulgar, ohmyheck how progressive and different; which, no, hon. Women can be just as crude as any shock jock on a bender, so find something new- but this video is seriously fuckin' funny.

Mostly because of Matt. I love me some Matt.

(Though Josh Groban in the Ben Affleck-Jimmy Kimmel sequel was, sad to say, even awesomer than Matt in this; Groban bugs on a normal basis, but I will forgive celebrities a lot for having a sense of humor and/or playing against type, so Groban is in my good books for now.)