Feb 1 2008Sam Lufti as Mother Teresa
Sam Lufti pleaded his case to Ryan Seacrest last night and said he has a “moral obligation” to help Britney, according to E! Online:
"You meet her and she cries, and she begs you not to turn on her," Lutfi said in an emotional phone call to Seacrest at roughly 8:15 p.m. Thursday. "You would do the same for any of your sisters. I have three sisters—I would do the same for them."
Sam also claims that Britney doesn’t pay him and he hasn’t accepted a dime from the media. He then shared his feelings on Britney’s family and is through trying to keep the peace:
And while Spears' parents continue to cast doubt on him and object to his intervention in their daughter's life, they're the ones who are "incapable of telling the truth and incapable of sympathizing," Lutfi said, adding that "they're more concerned about money and their own image than Britney's condition."
Sam ended the phone call by getting into Britney’s brand new Mercedes Benz which he drove back to her mansion. He comforted himself by watching movies on her ridiculously large HD TV and helped himself to the fridge. Afterwards he relaxed in the Jacuzzi and wondered if this is how Jesus felt after he helped all those people. Then he noticed something was clogging one of the jets. Aw, gross, it’s a tickler – and a chicken wing. Dammit, Britney.
EDIT: So apparently, after all this time, it's actually Sam LuTFi not Sam LuFTi. Great, now this douchebag is bringing me down. I'll get you, LUFTFI!
Reader Comments
1. lisa - February 1, 2008 12:03 PM
he is my favorite. I am his big fan. Is he single now? Just curious. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site CelebMingle.com last week.
2. RENEE... - February 1, 2008 12:07 PM
I think his tshirt should say "just a fucking piece of shit wearing this tshirt" ...I don't believe a word that rolls out of that slimeballs mouth. Not to say that Brit's parents are the greatest either; but I think they're the lesser of 2 evils.
3. snarf - February 1, 2008 12:09 PM
Man, what a fucking mess.
4. phildo - February 1, 2008 12:13 PM
TF not FT
LuTFi
5. The Office Whore - February 1, 2008 12:17 PM
WWRSD
6. Sam - February 1, 2008 12:21 PM
You've got to respect him. He's managed to hang in there under tough circumstances. I mean, what do you think farts smell like when they come from a person who just swallowed a pack of laxatives and a supersized bag of Cheetos? I'd make lots of trips to a hotel, too.
7. D. Richards (Saint.) - February 1, 2008 12:22 PM
Great post.
Unlike Lufti, Jesus did, and continues to make money off of other people. Not only did Jesus die for our sins, he wore really expensive robes too; he also hired the finest faggot in all of Jerusalem to fashion his beautiful sandals with rhinestones and the cutest litte glittered golden straps.
#1? Yes, Lisa. Sam Lufti's a millionaire. And if you saw his profile, wouldn't you know if he's single or not? Oh, Sams is cryptic.
8. mrhappypants - February 1, 2008 12:22 PM
XENU WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!
9. mrhappypants - February 1, 2008 12:22 PM
XENU WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!
10. mrhappypants - February 1, 2008 12:22 PM
XENU WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!
11. mrhappypants - February 1, 2008 12:22 PM
XENU WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!
12. mrhappypants - February 1, 2008 12:22 PM
XENU WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!
13. mrhappypants - February 1, 2008 12:22 PM
XENU WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!
14. mrhappypants - February 1, 2008 12:23 PM
XENU WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!
15. mrhappypants - February 1, 2008 12:23 PM
XENU WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!
16. mrhappypants - February 1, 2008 12:23 PM
XENU WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!
17. mrhappypants - February 1, 2008 12:23 PM
XENU WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!
18. FRIST!!! - February 1, 2008 12:23 PM
Awww....lisa, you forgot to say First!!!
19. Racer X - February 1, 2008 12:24 PM
Who?
/haven't been keeping up
20. Auntie Kryst - February 1, 2008 12:25 PM
@5 Whore, I'm stumped. WWRSD? What would Rod Serling do? I'm guessing he'd walk in front of the cameras take a drag off a Camel then welcome us the Twilight Zone.
21. Auntie Kryst - February 1, 2008 12:28 PM
Wait, dumb me, got it. RS=Ryan Seacrest. I'm mad at that because I haven't even had a drink yet.
22. gotmilk? - February 1, 2008 12:28 PM
yeah this guy is a fucking saint. and why does he keep calling Ryan Seacrest on Britney's behalf? He's just as pathetic as her, trying to keep her name in the news.
23. The Office Whore - February 1, 2008 12:30 PM
Auntie- well, hurry up! drinking makes us smart. s-m-r-t!!
24. my comment - February 1, 2008 12:31 PM
What is is with LA? Why do all the men wear embroidered roses and skulls and drippy chin fuzz?
25. too soon? - February 1, 2008 12:37 PM
What did the IED-survivor Iraqi vet say to the prostitute?
"Whore, I'm stumped."
26. p0nk - February 1, 2008 12:38 PM
asshat
27. claire - February 1, 2008 12:42 PM
This guy is so famous no one actually knows his last name some people say lufti some say lutfi.
LOSER
28. Auntie Kryst - February 1, 2008 12:43 PM
Too soon? Naw too funny, good one!
29. Jimbo - February 1, 2008 12:45 PM
I heard Kato Katlin and Sam are best friends. Kato, gve Sam tips on how to moch off of celbs and not pay rent.
30. dozer - February 1, 2008 12:48 PM
WWRHD?
TCLTC!
31. Jimbo - February 1, 2008 12:51 PM
No, it is WWRMD?
And yes TCLTC!!!
32. dozer - February 1, 2008 12:51 PM
ooops
WWLRHD?
TCLTC!
33. combustion8 - February 1, 2008 12:52 PM
whats with the douschey goatie (line) him and penispill are sporting? must be a greasy persian thing.
34. meh - February 1, 2008 12:54 PM
It's WAY too early in the morning for all the letters to not makes any sense.
35. Anonymous - February 1, 2008 12:56 PM
lisa,
Yes, he is single. You should ask him out on a date. Why don't you? Please get back to me and let me know how it went, OK? I'm really curious. Thank you so much.
36. Mardi - February 1, 2008 1:01 PM
It's both. That guy is so skeevy that he's been known to spell his name as both LUFTI and LUTFI. He's a con man. He's got a couple other aliases, too, from what I understand.
37. teddy - February 1, 2008 1:04 PM
@36
he's middle eastern, of course he's a conman.
38. claire - February 1, 2008 1:05 PM
36: Really?? Hes a moron
39. The Laughing God - February 1, 2008 1:06 PM
Ads bothering you? Download Firefox with no Script, anti phising, refControl, and AddBlocker Plus.Cause I have no idea what head you are talking about. But to the matter at hand. Hollywood influences the non-bias mainstream media?! WHAAAA??? THIS IS A FIRST!!!
40. LL - February 1, 2008 1:07 PM
Ryan Seacrest - The 21st century's Barbara Walters. Nice of him to give this parasite a national stage on which to project his extreme douchebaggery. Because Ryan's a giver.
And because someone upthread is so enthusiastic about it, I agree:
Xenu will win.
41. Allison from BLR - February 1, 2008 1:34 PM
he's famous why?
42. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation - February 1, 2008 1:41 PM
Are these little chin stripes so they can identify each other as exclusive members of "Needle Dick the Bug Fuckers" club ?
43. mabbo - February 1, 2008 1:50 PM
#40: Really? I always thought Ryan Seacrest was a "catcher" and not a "pitcher"; A "taker" and not a "giver". Hmmmm. I will have to consult Simon Cowell's diary again to make sure. Anyone who believes Sam is a moron. Enough of his background has come to light and we all know he is an abusive, conniving conman. Babba Wawa and Ryan should be ashamed for giving him air time. Britney has been going down hill for several months now and Sam has been right by her side the whole time enabling it. I read the fight over Britney between her parents and Sam has even gone to a Judge. Sam will lose. Britney is not in her "right mind" to legally give Sam any control over her or her fortune. The legal system will most likely side with her immediate family. Sam is defensive because he knows his end is coming sooner than expected.
44. woodhorse - February 1, 2008 1:58 PM
He drives her crazy ass anywhere she wants any time of the day or night and brings her In-and-Out when she's in lockup. I want a Lutfi too.
45. RichPort - February 1, 2008 2:04 PM
#4 - Related?
#8 - #17 - Xenu won.
#43 - A receiver, not a quarterback? A goal net, not a soccer ball? A teenage Mexican beastiality video whore, not the horse? A spammer, not Anonymouse?
46. Sherri - February 1, 2008 2:43 PM
Well I belive none of you even know what Britney goes through! Ya maybe she loves being in the light but you can't tell me we all don't love hearing about her drama! She is an entertainer and boy do we all eat it up! Or we wouldnt be reading it commentting on it!! The pap know thats what we love thats why their is a hundred of them camped out her house! And really if this is how Sam helps then good for him because everybody needs someone to count on! No matter what our lifestyle might be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47. kittykat - February 1, 2008 3:19 PM
Im confused are sam and adnan the same people? They sure look and dress the same.
48. Chris - February 1, 2008 5:07 PM
What is it with these douchebags and their douchey T-Shirts? Jesus, Sam, was Wal-Mart having a sale?
@ 41: They all look the same to me.
49. Chris - February 1, 2008 5:09 PM
Shit, I mean @ 47, not 41. Fuck. Shit.
50. Ript1&0 - February 1, 2008 5:48 PM
Fuck you guys who corrected Fish about this douchebag's name. Nobody gives a fuck how his name is spelled, he's only got about 15 seconds left on the radar anyway.
Not like you can correct the Superficial anyway. Fish owns you. And the alphabet.
51. bhoboan - February 1, 2008 9:16 PM
he is really handsome. Is he still single? I saw his profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called "SearchingMillionaire dot come" .His profile is nice with several recent pics there. Many girls winked at him. What relationship is he looking for?
52. smily - February 1, 2008 9:21 PM
WOW..... gentleman! He is handsome in my eyes. He is looks like my new boyfriend who I met on one big dating site bbwconnect.com. We are so happy and will have a wedding this year. Maybe you can try it now. It's you turn now.........
53. crazy otto - February 2, 2008 12:29 AM
There is a circle in Hell for such users
54. EuroNeckPain - February 2, 2008 11:54 AM
"لطفي" (lutfi) is an Arab name. And Adnan is Pakistanese. Britney seems to like oriental men. Just like Diana. Maybe she is possessed by Diana, hence the British accent.
55. I Forgot It - February 4, 2008 11:09 PM
One word........
Douchebag!
Or is it two words, as in Douche Bag?
Just a second, I am gonna check with the imaginary people that live under the bed...........
Well they said, "Go fuck yourself!" So I guess the imaginary people created by my tiny little mind could give a flying flip about Sam Lutfi/Lufti or Emperor Dong Blaster as he likes Britney to call him......
56. causeyourhot.com - February 5, 2008 4:51 PM
Get your save Britney t-shirt
causeyourhot.com
SAVE BRITNEY
57. Pamela Matteson - February 7, 2008 10:58 AM
Maybe he is a decendent of Svengali. Ya think?
58. Pamela Matteson - February 7, 2008 10:59 AM
Maybe he is a decendent of Svengali. Ya think?